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Ah, the obligatory obsession page that seems to be on every Alan Rickman fanpage. Well, I got one too! Any contributions? email them to me here. Anyway, Ты know you're obsessed with Alan Rickman when...
1. Ты try to act and dress like Snape, even though you're a girl.
2. Every time Ты start to type a word beginning with A или R, Ты accidentally type Alan или Rickman.
3. Spoons hold a special meaning for you.
4. All of your conversations manage to find their way to the topic of Alan.
5. Ты buy Die Hard 3 for the sole reason of owning a two секунда archive footage of Alan falling off of the building.
6. It's not enough to run one webpage dedicated to Alan Rickman. Ты must have at least three.
7. Alan's fanmail agency has a special file folder labelled with your name.
8. Ты spend еще money on buying Alan birthday presents than Ты spend on your friend's birthdays.
9. Your Друзья all look at Ты whenever Alan Rickman is mentioned.
10. Ты buy a season pass to Magic Mountain and spend all день standing Далее to the roller coasters in hopes of seeing Alan drop by.
11. Ты have named all of your pets Snape, Hans, Nottingham, Metatron, или other Alan Rickman related names.
12. Ты buy pets in order to name them Snape, Hans, или Nottingham.
13. Ты read the Alan Rickman biography, and don't learn anything new.
14. Rima has to call Ты up whenever she needs to know something about her manfriend.
15. Your idea of a nighttime lullaby is listening to Alan Rickman narrate "The Return Of The Native."
16. Ты read through the Alan Rickman filmography, even though Ты know you've got it fully memorized.
17. According to you, Die Hard and Robin капот, худ Prince Of Thieves were tragedies.
18. Ты want to get into Alan's pants, even though Ты know he's technically old enough to be your grandfather.
19. Ты have actually attempted some moves off of the Ways To Get Alan To Notice Ты page.
20. You've read through the Alan Versus God page and agree with it wholeheartedly.
21. Your personal homepage has еще pictures and information about Alan Rickman than you.
22. Instead of decorating your school binder with Alan Rickman pictures, Ты decide to decorate the school with Alan Rickman pictures.
23. Ты paste an Alan Rickman picture to the ceiling above your постель, кровати so that's he's the last person Ты see when Ты go to sleep and first person to see when Ты wake up.
24. Your movie collection is categorized into Alan Rickman movies, Фильмы of actors who have co-starred with Alan, and Фильмы influenced by Alan.
25. Ты are constantly mesmerized by Alan.
26. You've read the above statement and actually get what I'm talking about.
27. Ты spend upwards of a hundred and fifty bucks for the Beckett On Film DVD set, featuring a fifteen минута clip of Alan encrused with rusty green makeup and sitting in a funeral urn.
28. People ask you, "Do Ты like Alan Rickman?" and you're too choked up with emotion to say anything.
29. Ты can view a map of the world and correctly identify which Alan Фильмы were filmed in which cities.
30. Ты declare February 21 a national holiday.
31. Ты find that your daily speech consists of еще than fifty percent Alan Rickman movie quotes.
32. Ты measure time by the dates of Alan movie premieres.
33. Ты surf through the Список of Alan Фильмы on Amazon.com, even though you've already bought all of them.
34. Ты know еще about Snape than JK Rowling does.
35. Ты buy an extra DVD player, just so it can play on loop that special scene from Dark Harbor.
36. Ты see copies of Truly Madly Deeply at the video store and Ты get all flustered, even though Ты already own three copies of that movie at home.
37. Ты attend Applied Microeconomics classes at Kingston университет just so Rima Horton can be your teacher, and Ты can suck up to her for the purpose of getting close to her manfriend.
38. Ты find out that Ms. Horton retired July 2002, and yet Ты decide to take Applied Econ at Kingston anyway.
39. Ты read lists like this one and wonder how in the world the Webmistress got a hold of your daily schedule.
40. People ask Ты who the king of England is, and Ты say, "Alan Rickman."
41. People ask Ты who the wealthiest person in the world is, and Ты say, "Rima Horton."
42. People ask Ты to name one person off of the FBI's most wanted criminal list, and Ты say, "Kevin Costner."
43. Ты buy yards of velvet and rustle it around to hear if it really sounds like Alan Rickman.
44. Ты officially change your birthdate so that your Астрология sign will be еще compatible with Alan's Pisces.
45. Ты ditch your education and job, and Переместить to Лондон to become a mailman on Alan's street.
46. Your Друзья begin talking about Harry, Hermione and Ron, and Ты ask them, "Wait, who are they again and are Ты sure they were in that movie Severus Snape And The Sorcerer's Stone?"
47. Ты buy a whole bunch of airbags and pad them around the bottoms of tall buildings, so that if Hans Gruber falls down one of them, he wouldn't have to die.
48. Your Друзья refuse to take Ты to showings of Любовь Actually, for fear Ты might throw yourself at the screen and shout, "The ожерелье is mine, bitch! The ожерелье is mine!"
49. Ты make your hair look like black wires, eat garlic to make your breath stinky, speak in an annoying voice, and plod heavily when Ты walk, so that whenever Alan recites Shakespeare's Sonnet 130, Ты know that he's referring to you.
50. Ты spend еще money on stationary, stamps, and other necessities for fanmail than Ты do on food.
51. Ты have bartered out half of the CDs in your CD collection to buy Charlie Dore's Things Change, just so Ты can hear thirty секунды of Alan Rickman listing out various types of dances.
52. It's not enough to succeed in meeting Alan Rickman outside of the stage door. Others must fail. (My, posessive, aren't we?)
53. Bruce Willis has a restraining order on you, because Ты tried to kill him too many times.
54. Your first words in this world were, "I'll cut your сердце out with a spoon!"
55. Ты actually know what I'm talking about when I mention Blind Corner, Wetherby, Bodas De Sangre, and Eco-Challenge Argentina.
56. Ты can Список by name еще than four Музыка CDs (yes, that's right, four Музыка compact discs) that feature Alan Rickman.
57. Ты actually own all of the aforementioned CDs. (These being the Help! I'm A рыба sountrack, Texas' In Demand UK single Part 1, Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells 2, and Charlie Dore's Things Change. Am I missing any? Edit: Apparently I am! Fellow Rickmaniac Stacey points out that Alan's also in RADA's When Любовь Speaks, and Victoria Wood's CD, Victoria Wood Encore.)
58. Ты nearly die of shock whenever Ты hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?"
59. Ты nearly die of happiness whenever Ты hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?" because that means less people know about him, and Ты have less competition to fight against.
60. Your idea of recreation is polishing your Alan Rickman movie DVD and VHS cases.
61. Files folders in your computer include names like, "Diving Scene Screencaps Backup Set Number 5," "Photos Of Snape Action Figure," and "Alan Interviews Dec. 1989 - Jan. 1990."
62. Ты have a perpetual scar across your cheek, because Ты think it's cool to look like the Sheriff of Nottingham.
63. Every night Ты listessly play half of a Bach duet on the piano, in hopes that Jamie will magically appear at your side with his cello.
64. Ты learn to play the Пианино in order to accomplish the above.
65. Ты can accurately draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
66. Ты pride yourself on the fact that Ты can draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
67. Ты can correctly identify an Alan movie by the fonts used in the opening credits.
68. Ты can recite whole Alan movies, word for word, from memory. Backwards.
69. Друзья mention the name of any celebrity, and you're able to instantly connect that person to Alan Rickman. ("Missy Elliot? Isn't she the rapper who did a song for the movie Moulin Rouge, which starred Ewan McGregor, who was in Down With Любовь with Rene Zellwegger, who was in Bridget Jones' Diary with Colin Firth, who was in Любовь Actually with Alan Rickman?")
70. Ты are not able to accomplish the above, because you've only seen Alan Rickman movies, and Фильмы like Moulin Rouge, which does not звезда your man, are below your radar.
71. Your Internet gets disconnected, but Ты can still access all of the Alan Rickman fansites offline.
72. Ты are the Автор of over fifty percent of all Alan fansites on the web.
73. Other Фаны boast they can recite Alan Rickman's filmography, but Ты only laugh in their face, because Ты believe such knowledge is like water and air, and saying Ты can recite Alan's filmography is like saying Ты can recite the alphabet.
74. Alan's bedroom window has an imprint of your face on it, because every evening Ты press your face to the window to watch him sleep. (Okay, that's just creepy.)
75. Alan has used up a whole Sharpie signing autographs for you.
76. Ты have enough Alan autographs to Обои up your room.
77. Ты read lists like these and get depressed, because Ты haven't done two или three of these things, and Ты feel unworthy of being a fan.
78. For your Potions, I mean, Chemistry teacher's birthday, Ты buy him plastic surgery so that he can look like Professor Snape. If your Chem teacher is a woman, Ты buy her a sex change along with the plastic surgery.
79. Ты learn how to tango just in case one день Ты and Alan should be at the same social function where there is dancing. (Contributed by S_k. Thanks!)
80. Ты hand out pics of Alan to your female colleagues in order to convert them to him. (Numbers 80 to 84 are contributed by Simone! And they are based on her experiences too! Thanks so much!)
81. Ты plan "Delaford picnics" with your newly converted colleagues. Your colleagues look puzzled when you're wearing anything else than black.
82. Your colleagues grin knowingly when Ты say you're off to the cellar.
83. Your hairdresser knows that Ты want your hair dyed "as black as Severus's". While your hairdresser is putting on the color, Ты fantasize that it's Phil Allen doing your hair.
84. Your Друзья have lists of words that Ты associate with Alan, and they try to avoid them so Ты won't talk about him. Ты talk about him anyway.
85. Ты make your own personal Severus Snape bedsheets so it looks like you're with him in bed. (Submitted by Eden! Thanks!)
86. Ты post pictures of Alan Rickman in your bathroom.
87. Every день Ты wait forlornly in the Educational Toys section of the local hobby store in hopes that Severus Snape will "run along and play with his chemistry set."
89. Ты hear Tina Turner's "Simply The Best" and immediately think Alan Rickman. (Contributed by Petra. Thanks!)
90. Ты are a lesbian but are still in Любовь with Alan and dress up like Snape at Хэллоуин for your middle school students and really, really, get into the part. (Contributed by Miss Houde. Thanks!)
91. Ты can tell where in the credits Alan Rickman's name comes up simply by hearing the Музыка that overlays the credits.(Contributed by Mystic Song. Thanks!)
92. You've listened to the song "Intelligence" еще than 10 times, even though it makes Ты want to stab your own eardrums out with a dull pencil. Because a true Rickmaniac goes above and beyond obsessed...(Contributed by Dominique. Thanks!)
93. When your friend is surfing the web at her house and Ты see an ad with a house and words across the bottom that say, "Shop For A Loan," and Ты literally jump because for a moment Ты think it says, "Shop For Alan." (Contributed by Satai. Thanks!)
94. When Ты go out with сказал(-а) friend and Ты start silently counting the минуты until Ты can get back Главная to the computer and come back to "The Slightly Weird Alan Rickman Fansite For Slightly Weird Fans." (Contributed by Satai. I'm glad the site is such a positive influence on your social life! Woot!)
95. Ты download Marvin The Robot (Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy) screensaver. Just to hear Alan telling Ты how depressed he is and that Ты can't make him feel better. Then start thinking about how Ты could make him feel better. (Contributed by Simone. Thanks!)
96. Ты start dating a Болталка guy named Alan just so Ты can say that name to someone who's kissed Ты before. (Contributed by Snapie666. Thanks!)
97. Ты send an email to Rima using your Political Science Major to ask her questions, only hoping that the two of Ты will hit it off and Далее time you're in Лондон Ты get to have ужин with her and Alan. (Contributed by Alan Rocks My Socks. Thanks!)
found here:
link
Ah, the obligatory obsession page that seems to be on every Alan Rickman fanpage. Well, I got one too! Any contributions? email them to me here. Anyway, Ты know you're obsessed with Alan Rickman when...
1. Ты try to act and dress like Snape, even though you're a girl.
2. Every time Ты start to type a word beginning with A или R, Ты accidentally type Alan или Rickman.
3. Spoons hold a special meaning for you.
4. All of your conversations manage to find their way to the topic of Alan.
5. Ты buy Die Hard 3 for the sole reason of owning a two секунда archive footage of Alan falling off of the building.
6. It's not enough to run one webpage dedicated to Alan Rickman. Ты must have at least three.
7. Alan's fanmail agency has a special file folder labelled with your name.
8. Ты spend еще money on buying Alan birthday presents than Ты spend on your friend's birthdays.
9. Your Друзья all look at Ты whenever Alan Rickman is mentioned.
10. Ты buy a season pass to Magic Mountain and spend all день standing Далее to the roller coasters in hopes of seeing Alan drop by.
11. Ты have named all of your pets Snape, Hans, Nottingham, Metatron, или other Alan Rickman related names.
12. Ты buy pets in order to name them Snape, Hans, или Nottingham.
13. Ты read the Alan Rickman biography, and don't learn anything new.
14. Rima has to call Ты up whenever she needs to know something about her manfriend.
15. Your idea of a nighttime lullaby is listening to Alan Rickman narrate "The Return Of The Native."
16. Ты read through the Alan Rickman filmography, even though Ты know you've got it fully memorized.
17. According to you, Die Hard and Robin капот, худ Prince Of Thieves were tragedies.
18. Ты want to get into Alan's pants, even though Ты know he's technically old enough to be your grandfather.
19. Ты have actually attempted some moves off of the Ways To Get Alan To Notice Ты page.
20. You've read through the Alan Versus God page and agree with it wholeheartedly.
21. Your personal homepage has еще pictures and information about Alan Rickman than you.
22. Instead of decorating your school binder with Alan Rickman pictures, Ты decide to decorate the school with Alan Rickman pictures.
23. Ты paste an Alan Rickman picture to the ceiling above your постель, кровати so that's he's the last person Ты see when Ты go to sleep and first person to see when Ты wake up.
24. Your movie collection is categorized into Alan Rickman movies, Фильмы of actors who have co-starred with Alan, and Фильмы influenced by Alan.
25. Ты are constantly mesmerized by Alan.
26. You've read the above statement and actually get what I'm talking about.
27. Ты spend upwards of a hundred and fifty bucks for the Beckett On Film DVD set, featuring a fifteen минута clip of Alan encrused with rusty green makeup and sitting in a funeral urn.
28. People ask you, "Do Ты like Alan Rickman?" and you're too choked up with emotion to say anything.
29. Ты can view a map of the world and correctly identify which Alan Фильмы were filmed in which cities.
30. Ты declare February 21 a national holiday.
31. Ты find that your daily speech consists of еще than fifty percent Alan Rickman movie quotes.
32. Ты measure time by the dates of Alan movie premieres.
33. Ты surf through the Список of Alan Фильмы on Amazon.com, even though you've already bought all of them.
34. Ты know еще about Snape than JK Rowling does.
35. Ты buy an extra DVD player, just so it can play on loop that special scene from Dark Harbor.
36. Ты see copies of Truly Madly Deeply at the video store and Ты get all flustered, even though Ты already own three copies of that movie at home.
37. Ты attend Applied Microeconomics classes at Kingston университет just so Rima Horton can be your teacher, and Ты can suck up to her for the purpose of getting close to her manfriend.
38. Ты find out that Ms. Horton retired July 2002, and yet Ты decide to take Applied Econ at Kingston anyway.
39. Ты read lists like this one and wonder how in the world the Webmistress got a hold of your daily schedule.
40. People ask Ты who the king of England is, and Ты say, "Alan Rickman."
41. People ask Ты who the wealthiest person in the world is, and Ты say, "Rima Horton."
42. People ask Ты to name one person off of the FBI's most wanted criminal list, and Ты say, "Kevin Costner."
43. Ты buy yards of velvet and rustle it around to hear if it really sounds like Alan Rickman.
44. Ты officially change your birthdate so that your Астрология sign will be еще compatible with Alan's Pisces.
45. Ты ditch your education and job, and Переместить to Лондон to become a mailman on Alan's street.
46. Your Друзья begin talking about Harry, Hermione and Ron, and Ты ask them, "Wait, who are they again and are Ты sure they were in that movie Severus Snape And The Sorcerer's Stone?"
47. Ты buy a whole bunch of airbags and pad them around the bottoms of tall buildings, so that if Hans Gruber falls down one of them, he wouldn't have to die.
48. Your Друзья refuse to take Ты to showings of Любовь Actually, for fear Ты might throw yourself at the screen and shout, "The ожерелье is mine, bitch! The ожерелье is mine!"
49. Ты make your hair look like black wires, eat garlic to make your breath stinky, speak in an annoying voice, and plod heavily when Ты walk, so that whenever Alan recites Shakespeare's Sonnet 130, Ты know that he's referring to you.
50. Ты spend еще money on stationary, stamps, and other necessities for fanmail than Ты do on food.
51. Ты have bartered out half of the CDs in your CD collection to buy Charlie Dore's Things Change, just so Ты can hear thirty секунды of Alan Rickman listing out various types of dances.
52. It's not enough to succeed in meeting Alan Rickman outside of the stage door. Others must fail. (My, posessive, aren't we?)
53. Bruce Willis has a restraining order on you, because Ты tried to kill him too many times.
54. Your first words in this world were, "I'll cut your сердце out with a spoon!"
55. Ты actually know what I'm talking about when I mention Blind Corner, Wetherby, Bodas De Sangre, and Eco-Challenge Argentina.
56. Ты can Список by name еще than four Музыка CDs (yes, that's right, four Музыка compact discs) that feature Alan Rickman.
57. Ты actually own all of the aforementioned CDs. (These being the Help! I'm A рыба sountrack, Texas' In Demand UK single Part 1, Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells 2, and Charlie Dore's Things Change. Am I missing any? Edit: Apparently I am! Fellow Rickmaniac Stacey points out that Alan's also in RADA's When Любовь Speaks, and Victoria Wood's CD, Victoria Wood Encore.)
58. Ты nearly die of shock whenever Ты hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?"
59. Ты nearly die of happiness whenever Ты hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?" because that means less people know about him, and Ты have less competition to fight against.
60. Your idea of recreation is polishing your Alan Rickman movie DVD and VHS cases.
61. Files folders in your computer include names like, "Diving Scene Screencaps Backup Set Number 5," "Photos Of Snape Action Figure," and "Alan Interviews Dec. 1989 - Jan. 1990."
62. Ты have a perpetual scar across your cheek, because Ты think it's cool to look like the Sheriff of Nottingham.
63. Every night Ты listessly play half of a Bach duet on the piano, in hopes that Jamie will magically appear at your side with his cello.
64. Ты learn to play the Пианино in order to accomplish the above.
65. Ты can accurately draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
66. Ты pride yourself on the fact that Ты can draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
67. Ты can correctly identify an Alan movie by the fonts used in the opening credits.
68. Ты can recite whole Alan movies, word for word, from memory. Backwards.
69. Друзья mention the name of any celebrity, and you're able to instantly connect that person to Alan Rickman. ("Missy Elliot? Isn't she the rapper who did a song for the movie Moulin Rouge, which starred Ewan McGregor, who was in Down With Любовь with Rene Zellwegger, who was in Bridget Jones' Diary with Colin Firth, who was in Любовь Actually with Alan Rickman?")
70. Ты are not able to accomplish the above, because you've only seen Alan Rickman movies, and Фильмы like Moulin Rouge, which does not звезда your man, are below your radar.
71. Your Internet gets disconnected, but Ты can still access all of the Alan Rickman fansites offline.
72. Ты are the Автор of over fifty percent of all Alan fansites on the web.
73. Other Фаны boast they can recite Alan Rickman's filmography, but Ты only laugh in their face, because Ты believe such knowledge is like water and air, and saying Ты can recite Alan's filmography is like saying Ты can recite the alphabet.
74. Alan's bedroom window has an imprint of your face on it, because every evening Ты press your face to the window to watch him sleep. (Okay, that's just creepy.)
75. Alan has used up a whole Sharpie signing autographs for you.
76. Ты have enough Alan autographs to Обои up your room.
77. Ты read lists like these and get depressed, because Ты haven't done two или three of these things, and Ты feel unworthy of being a fan.
78. For your Potions, I mean, Chemistry teacher's birthday, Ты buy him plastic surgery so that he can look like Professor Snape. If your Chem teacher is a woman, Ты buy her a sex change along with the plastic surgery.
79. Ты learn how to tango just in case one день Ты and Alan should be at the same social function where there is dancing. (Contributed by S_k. Thanks!)
80. Ты hand out pics of Alan to your female colleagues in order to convert them to him. (Numbers 80 to 84 are contributed by Simone! And they are based on her experiences too! Thanks so much!)
81. Ты plan "Delaford picnics" with your newly converted colleagues. Your colleagues look puzzled when you're wearing anything else than black.
82. Your colleagues grin knowingly when Ты say you're off to the cellar.
83. Your hairdresser knows that Ты want your hair dyed "as black as Severus's". While your hairdresser is putting on the color, Ты fantasize that it's Phil Allen doing your hair.
84. Your Друзья have lists of words that Ты associate with Alan, and they try to avoid them so Ты won't talk about him. Ты talk about him anyway.
85. Ты make your own personal Severus Snape bedsheets so it looks like you're with him in bed. (Submitted by Eden! Thanks!)
86. Ты post pictures of Alan Rickman in your bathroom.
87. Every день Ты wait forlornly in the Educational Toys section of the local hobby store in hopes that Severus Snape will "run along and play with his chemistry set."
89. Ты hear Tina Turner's "Simply The Best" and immediately think Alan Rickman. (Contributed by Petra. Thanks!)
90. Ты are a lesbian but are still in Любовь with Alan and dress up like Snape at Хэллоуин for your middle school students and really, really, get into the part. (Contributed by Miss Houde. Thanks!)
91. Ты can tell where in the credits Alan Rickman's name comes up simply by hearing the Музыка that overlays the credits.(Contributed by Mystic Song. Thanks!)
92. You've listened to the song "Intelligence" еще than 10 times, even though it makes Ты want to stab your own eardrums out with a dull pencil. Because a true Rickmaniac goes above and beyond obsessed...(Contributed by Dominique. Thanks!)
93. When your friend is surfing the web at her house and Ты see an ad with a house and words across the bottom that say, "Shop For A Loan," and Ты literally jump because for a moment Ты think it says, "Shop For Alan." (Contributed by Satai. Thanks!)
94. When Ты go out with сказал(-а) friend and Ты start silently counting the минуты until Ты can get back Главная to the computer and come back to "The Slightly Weird Alan Rickman Fansite For Slightly Weird Fans." (Contributed by Satai. I'm glad the site is such a positive influence on your social life! Woot!)
95. Ты download Marvin The Robot (Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy) screensaver. Just to hear Alan telling Ты how depressed he is and that Ты can't make him feel better. Then start thinking about how Ты could make him feel better. (Contributed by Simone. Thanks!)
96. Ты start dating a Болталка guy named Alan just so Ты can say that name to someone who's kissed Ты before. (Contributed by Snapie666. Thanks!)
97. Ты send an email to Rima using your Political Science Major to ask her questions, only hoping that the two of Ты will hit it off and Далее time you're in Лондон Ты get to have ужин with her and Alan. (Contributed by Alan Rocks My Socks. Thanks!)
