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Alice saw Tarrant dressed as a lifeguard and сказал(-а) "Hi Tarrant. What's going on?"
Tarrant сказал(-а) "I'm working on a experiment involving hats."
Alice сказал(-а) "I don't understand what you're talking about."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "I'm used to hearing that. I'm trying to make hats that can float in water which is why I'm going to be a lifeguard today."
Alice сказал(-а) "I didn't know that there was a pool nearby."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "It's been around since 1865. I have an idea."
Alice сказал(-а) "What?"
Tarrant сказал(-а) "You should swim in the pool wearing 1 of my new hats to find out if the hats can float."
Alice сказал(-а) "Okay, but I'll need a swimsuit."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Luckily swimsuits are on sale. Buy 9, get 1 free."
Alice сказал(-а) "That's not a very good sale."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Well it seemed like a good sale to me which is why I bought 10 swimsuits." Tarrant handed a light blue купальник to Alice. Tarrant сказал(-а) "When you're ready we will test out my floating hats."
Alice and Tarrant went to the swimming pool. Tarrant сказал(-а) "Hello. I'm Tarrant. I'm your lifeguard today. Please don't drown."
Alice сказал(-а) "I got on this розовый floating hat."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Lovely. Please go into the swimming pool and find out if the hat will float."
Alice сказал(-а) "Yes sir."
The Dormouse сказал(-а) "The white rabbit is drowning."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Rabbit please stop drowning."
The white rabbit сказал(-а) "Okay." The white rabbit stopped drowning.
Alice was in the pool. She сказал(-а) "The hat is floating."
Tarrant did a victory dance. He сказал(-а) "That's wonderful."
Alice сказал(-а) "Is there anything else that I should do?"
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Yes. Wear 2 floating hats at the same time."
Alice сказал(-а) "Um okay."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Great. It's working. 2 hats can float even while on вверх of each other."
Alice сказал(-а) "How cool."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "But I know to things even cooler." Tarrant put 48 еще hats on Alice's head. Tarrant сказал(-а) "Are they floating?" 50 hats weighed so much that Alice started to drown.
Alice сказал(-а) "Oh no."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Where's the lifeguard?"
The Dormouse сказал(-а) "You're the lifeguard."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Really? This isn't good."
The March заяц сказал(-а) "You better get her out of the pool."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "I don't see her, because the pool is full of hats."
Tarrant jumped into the pool. He сказал(-а) "I'll feel around to find Alice. That feels like her. I need to pull harder." Tarrant pulled hard and threw something out of the pool. He сказал(-а) "I think I got her. She weighs less than I expected."
Alice сказал(-а) "Tarrant Ты saved a couple of hats, not me."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Oh. I'll try again."
Alice сказал(-а) "I'm here. Please save me."
Tarrant pulled and сказал(-а) "There's no need to fear, the hatter is here."
Alice "Please pull harder." Alice heard some tearing sounds.
Tarrant threw Alice out of the pool. Tarrant grabbed the floating hats. Tarrant сказал(-а) "Some of my hats got torn. How sad. Also someone's light blue купальник got ripped apart." Alice's купальник was destroyed. Alice was bare so she ran to the changing room. Tarrant сказал(-а) "Where is Alice?"
Bare Alice accidentally ran to the male changing room. The Cheshire Cat сказал(-а) "Wrong room."
Alice сказал(-а) "I'm sorry." Alice ran to the female changing room.
A few минуты later Alice returned wearing her Chinese dress. Tarrant сказал(-а) "I'm sorry that Ты almost drowned Alice. I'm a terrible lifeguard."
Alice сказал(-а) "That's true, but you're the most wonderful friend ever."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "And Ты are the most wonderful time traveler ever. You're even better than Christopher Lloyd. By the way do Ты feel alright? Do Ты need CPR?"
Alice сказал(-а) "No."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Great, because I don't know how to do CPR."
Alice сказал(-а) "How were Ты allowed to be a lifeguard?"
Tarrant сказал(-а) "I pretended to know what I was talking about."
Alice saw Tarrant dressed as a lifeguard and сказал(-а) "Hi Tarrant. What's going on?"
Tarrant сказал(-а) "I'm working on a experiment involving hats."
Alice сказал(-а) "I don't understand what you're talking about."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "I'm used to hearing that. I'm trying to make hats that can float in water which is why I'm going to be a lifeguard today."
Alice сказал(-а) "I didn't know that there was a pool nearby."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "It's been around since 1865. I have an idea."
Alice сказал(-а) "What?"
Tarrant сказал(-а) "You should swim in the pool wearing 1 of my new hats to find out if the hats can float."
Alice сказал(-а) "Okay, but I'll need a swimsuit."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Luckily swimsuits are on sale. Buy 9, get 1 free."
Alice сказал(-а) "That's not a very good sale."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Well it seemed like a good sale to me which is why I bought 10 swimsuits." Tarrant handed a light blue купальник to Alice. Tarrant сказал(-а) "When you're ready we will test out my floating hats."
Alice and Tarrant went to the swimming pool. Tarrant сказал(-а) "Hello. I'm Tarrant. I'm your lifeguard today. Please don't drown."
Alice сказал(-а) "I got on this розовый floating hat."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Lovely. Please go into the swimming pool and find out if the hat will float."
Alice сказал(-а) "Yes sir."
The Dormouse сказал(-а) "The white rabbit is drowning."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Rabbit please stop drowning."
The white rabbit сказал(-а) "Okay." The white rabbit stopped drowning.
Alice was in the pool. She сказал(-а) "The hat is floating."
Tarrant did a victory dance. He сказал(-а) "That's wonderful."
Alice сказал(-а) "Is there anything else that I should do?"
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Yes. Wear 2 floating hats at the same time."
Alice сказал(-а) "Um okay."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Great. It's working. 2 hats can float even while on вверх of each other."
Alice сказал(-а) "How cool."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "But I know to things even cooler." Tarrant put 48 еще hats on Alice's head. Tarrant сказал(-а) "Are they floating?" 50 hats weighed so much that Alice started to drown.
Alice сказал(-а) "Oh no."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Where's the lifeguard?"
The Dormouse сказал(-а) "You're the lifeguard."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Really? This isn't good."
The March заяц сказал(-а) "You better get her out of the pool."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "I don't see her, because the pool is full of hats."
Tarrant jumped into the pool. He сказал(-а) "I'll feel around to find Alice. That feels like her. I need to pull harder." Tarrant pulled hard and threw something out of the pool. He сказал(-а) "I think I got her. She weighs less than I expected."
Alice сказал(-а) "Tarrant Ты saved a couple of hats, not me."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Oh. I'll try again."
Alice сказал(-а) "I'm here. Please save me."
Tarrant pulled and сказал(-а) "There's no need to fear, the hatter is here."
Alice "Please pull harder." Alice heard some tearing sounds.
Tarrant threw Alice out of the pool. Tarrant grabbed the floating hats. Tarrant сказал(-а) "Some of my hats got torn. How sad. Also someone's light blue купальник got ripped apart." Alice's купальник was destroyed. Alice was bare so she ran to the changing room. Tarrant сказал(-а) "Where is Alice?"
Bare Alice accidentally ran to the male changing room. The Cheshire Cat сказал(-а) "Wrong room."
Alice сказал(-а) "I'm sorry." Alice ran to the female changing room.
A few минуты later Alice returned wearing her Chinese dress. Tarrant сказал(-а) "I'm sorry that Ты almost drowned Alice. I'm a terrible lifeguard."
Alice сказал(-а) "That's true, but you're the most wonderful friend ever."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "And Ты are the most wonderful time traveler ever. You're even better than Christopher Lloyd. By the way do Ты feel alright? Do Ты need CPR?"
Alice сказал(-а) "No."
Tarrant сказал(-а) "Great, because I don't know how to do CPR."
Alice сказал(-а) "How were Ты allowed to be a lifeguard?"
Tarrant сказал(-а) "I pretended to know what I was talking about."
