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Humphrey woke up the Далее morning feeling funny. Him and Kate have fun every night, but not that night. He got up, got to the boat, and looked around it more. There was only one problem, he didn’t know how to put it back in the water. He didn’t know how to detach it from the truck either. Cando drove by and saw Humphrey working on the boat.
“Hey, Humphrey, what are Ты doing? What is that thing?”
“It’s a boat. I’m still learning it. I don’t know how to put it in the water или detach it from this truck.”
“Why did Ты choose an F-350 that looks identical to mine?”
“It was the only truck I was able to steal.”
Humphrey turned on the engine. About a минута later the outboard drive started to smoke.
“Dude, it’s starting to smoke!”
“Oh crap!”
Humphrey quickly turned of the engine and read the manual, “Make sure a hose is hooked up to the nozzle in the engine compartment.”
Humphrey jumped down to get the hose then got back in and put it in the nozzle. He turned on the water and started the engine. Cando saw that the water coming out of the outboard drive.
“Dude, there’s a lot of dirty water!”
“That’s why I’m running the engine, to get clean water into the system. This outboard drive, I can tell, had been stuck on the shore. Doe Ты see that gray outline on the prop?”
“Yeah.”
“That’s paint and outline scraped off of it from sand, mud and possible a rock.”
“Dude, how do Ты know this?”
“The manual does Ты a lot of good. Also, under the outboard drive, there is a hole. Ты take it out to let massive amounts of water come out of it. There’s a plug that Ты have to screw into it. If Ты bring your лодка into the water without the plug, it will fill up with water and sink.”
“Wow, Ты know a lot!”
“But I still can’t figure out the fricken basics!” he turned off the boat, “I don’t know how to detach the лодка from the truck или how to… oh, I found it.”
Cando yawned, “This is getting boring just get on with it.”
“Ok, so when Ты back your лодка into the water, make sure Ты have the plug in and the rear straps off. Once your boat’s stern (back end) is in the water, bring the лодка back еще and take off the front strap.”
“Thanks, now I’m gonna go.”
“Thanks for keeping me company, Ты nub.”
Kate came out, “How’s my grounded husband doing?”
“Not really much, just working on the boat. I felt weird getting up this morning.”
“That is called being aroused, also people call it horny.”
“Can Ты turn off the water?”
“Alright,” she turned it off, “You know, if Ты didn’t come Главная late, Ты wouldn’t be grounded.”
Humphrey jumped down, “I gotta tell Ты something. I got arrested.”
“You what!?”
“Yesterday, when I was passing by the river, I saw this boat. I pulled out my gun and used the scope to zoom in. As I zoomed, I accidentally fired, and a cop was right there. I had to run, so I swam to this boat, and ran from the cops with this. A cop jumped onto my лодка and punched me in the face, which knocked me out. A few hours later, I found myself in a jail. I broke out, got this boat, and drove back here.”
“Oh, Humphrey, I’m sorry, you’re not grounded.
Humphrey hugged Kate, “Really?”
Kate pushed him away, “No not really! For being arrested I’m adding another week!”
“Alright, mom, fine!”
“Quit calling me mom!”
Kate went back in, as Humphrey continued with the boat.
“I need to launch this fricken thing.”
He detached the лодка from the F-350 first. He put the front jack down, and lowered it until the wheel touched the ground. After that, he pulled up the latch, detached the hook and chains, and lastly took off the adapter. He thought about who to give the truck to. Then he remembered Lilly didn’t have a truck.
“I’ll give this thing to Lilly. She’ll like it.”
Humphrey drove over to Lilly, “Hey, Lilly, This truck is for you!”
“Thank you, Humphrey!”
She hugged him hard and for a long time.
“Lilly, I think it’s time to let go.”
“Sorry, it’s just that Garth is gone, and he’s been gone for a few days, and I’ve had a weird feeling. I just want him back to stick himself back into me.”
Humphrey’s eye twitched. Using that term disturbed him, “I know how Ты feel. Kate grounded me.”
“From what?”
“There’s only one thing she can ground me from.”
“Oh, so Ты have that feeling right now?”
“Yup. I gotta go launch my new boat.”
“What’s a boat?”
“Oh yeah, I forgot Ты didn’t see it.”
Humphrey got in the F-350, “I’ll drive Ты there.”
“No, my truck!”
Lilly pulled Humphrey out of the drivers seat. She tried to get in, but Humphrey pulled her down with him. He landed on вверх of her.
“Oh, Humphrey!”
“Oh, Lilly!”
Humphrey got back up and got in the passenger seat. Both of them were still in laughter. Lilly drove to Humphrey’s логово, ден and saw the boat.
“Is that a boat?”
“Yup, it’s the one I was talking about.”
Lilly got out and examined it. He сказал(-а) the same thing to Lilly as he did Cando. Except Lilly was completely interested. Cando was interested just for the future.
“Do Ты wanna help me launch it?”
“Sure!”
Humphrey hooked it up to the Armada and drove it to a place they were able to launch it. He got in the лодка and Lilly started pulling back into the water. Humphrey remembered something and his сердце raced.
“Wait! Hold up! Hold up!”
“What?”
“Pull forward!”
Humphrey jumped down, “I need to put the plug in and take the rear straps off.”
“What happens if Ты don’t take the straps off?”
“I’m not sure if they’ll snap, или the лодка goes down with the trailer. But putting the plug in is еще important.”
Lilly started backing up again. Humphrey took off the front strap, and embanked it, which is bringing the bow to the surface of the shore. He dropped the anchor on the stern, just in case. He also raised the trim.
Lilly pulled up towing the trailer, “Where do Ты want me to put this?”
“Hold up a second, let me drop the anchor and put everything away.”
Humphrey put the anchor down and put everything away. He carried Lilly from the drivers сиденье, место, сиденья to the passenger side. He jumped into the Armada and onto Lilly, and closed the door.
Lilly started giggling, “Humphrey, what are Ты doing?”
“I’m too lazy to walk around to the other side,” he closed his door and drove off.
“Enjoy your new F-350, by the way.”
“I will, thanks Humphrey!”
Lilly kissed his on cheek, and smiled at him. Is she starting to feel that way about me? Humphrey thought.
Humphrey went back into his логово, ден and went to bed. It was still daylight.
Humphrey was standing outside with his винтовка in his arms. He looked so dominant and sexy. Cando eventually pulled up to Humphrey’s den.
“Thanks, Cando, lets pick up Winston and Hutch.”
“Are Ты sure Ты want to do this?”
“Yeah, I’m sure. Oh, wait! I forgot to put the турель, башня, башенка on!”
Humphrey got out and attached the турель, башня, башенка to the постель, кровати of the F-350.
“Alright, it’s good, let’s head out.”
They picked up Winston and Hutch, and headed to the Motel 6.
“I understand this is a diesel engine, but does this have a turbo, nitrous, или supercharger?”
“It has all three. I spent...
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As if the boring plot and annoying critters wasn't bad enough....
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Альфа и Омега Клыкастая братва
kate
okay so by now, we all know that all the Alpha and Omega sequels are directed by Richard Rich. and so far, he's done a decent job with them, especially with Alpha and Omega 4. but ever since Lionsgate announced a new partnership with Splash Entertainment to make the 3 new sequels, there been rumors that all three sequels: The Big Fureeze, Dinosaur Digs and Journey to медведь Kingdom are probably gonna get a new director. now, i'm not 100% sure if this is officially confirmed by Lionsgate или Splash Entertainment, but thanks to these rumors: there's still a possibility. okay, now i'm gonna say this...
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posted by shadow-omega
My POV

I had woken up with the sun in my eyes. I never really liked the light, I prefer the dark. I groaned as it was early morning. Did I mention I don't like mornings either? I got up and stretched my joints and bones. I heard crack after crack every time I stretched my legs and arms. I looked over at Kate and she was still sleeping so I decided to wake her up but rather different. I quietly walked over to her and put mouth to her ear. I was about to lick her ear until something happened.

Kate sprung up and tackled me to the ground within seconds. I screamed as she had scared the living day...
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i DIDNT make this
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Source: волк Maker 2.1 by Wyndbain on DA
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posted by REDWolfleader
Two weeks later...


"David!!!It's coming!"
"Ok ok. I had a degree in psychology. But I also went for other Животные not just humans and Волки aren't all that different.Now just breath, in and out. Now push." I get into position"Ok just push some more, here's the head! Keep pushing,Kate.The shoulders,legs and... It's,a girl!"and in another few minutes,"This ones a boy,I think... uhm... yeah it's a boy,wait,yeah boy." Kate just laughed at me and asked me,
"What should their names be?"
"Whatever Ты want honey." I сказал(-а) smiling.
"Haw about... the girl...Jessica, или Jess short...and the boy, Lucky."
"That...
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Альфа и Омега Клыкастая братва
kate
humphrey
a&o
lilly
garth.
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Source: A&O, lionsgate, alphakte21, me
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VERSE 1:
my волк girl and I
Go together like a куртка and a tie
Ты can't get me out the door
When stormy weather comes
Curl up by the огонь for ever more

VERSE 2:
My волк girl and I
Go together like a truth destroys a lie
Ты can stiff me up in bed
When stormy weather comes
Ringing in my ears is what you've just said

Chorus:
Howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl!
Howl, Howl, howl, howl, howl
Means that I Любовь you!
Howl for me darling
Means that i Любовь Ты too!

Bridge:
(whistle)
Suck me girl
(whistle)
Fuck me girl
Means that loving is due

Verse 3:
My волк girl and I
Goes together like a breath and a sigh
Ты can lick me all the way
When stormy weather comes
There's just one thing to say

Bridge:
(whistle)
Suck me girl
(whistle)
Fuck me girl
Means that loving is due

Chorus:
Howl howl howl howl howl howl
Howl howl howl howl howl howl
Means that I Любовь you
Howl for me darling
Means that I Любовь Ты two

I Любовь Ты too!
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ok some сука and her review say anything u like

My preschooler accidentally ordered this movie OnDemand, and since it was a kid movie I let it play instead of calling and canceling the order. I will say this, it kept her attention. That is literally all I can say in it's favor. Awful, clichéd, ridiculous tripe from start to finish. The characters, totally unlikeable, every one. The situations, preposterous. Ты have to suspend your common sense at every turn. The jokes, stupid. They wisecrack at the worst possible moments. Ты can hear the writers in every word, contriving their lame jokes and Невероятное plot points. I groaned out loud several times, never laughed. It's like it was written by a class of 4th graders, with it's squirmy sex talk and predictable story line. With so many truly great animated films to choose from, this has no reason to even exist. Stay away, unless Ты are three and just want to look at the doggies for an hour.