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~monday~ Humphrey's cellphone rings He awnsers.

Humphrey: hello
Candy: Эй, humphrey do Ты wanna come and see a movie bring kate ~skiping this death its to hard to explain или describe One год later~ Humphrey is getting ready for a rap battle.

Humphrey: Oh yeah Ты think your bad don't loose your cool stay cool don't wanna see Ты blow chunks into the crowd *Runs to a toilet and pukes* God dam i'm going up against Garth no Barf tonight and he is the champion i might not beat him

Kate: Humphrey the battles about to start lets go

Humphrey: I know god dam сука i'm trying to get ready! walks out up to the stage.

Hutch: My bro Humphrey here to Показать this mother fucker Garth your up first Garth.

Garth:
Yeah Lets Do Dis
Yo Man U Think your Hard
I'll Cum and Shank Ты In Your Yard
Even Though Yh Mom Sed I'm Bared
But don't Listen To Er She's Just A Retard
So If Ты Wanna Mess With Me
Yah Betta Realise Its Not Free
Cause Ill Take All Of Ya Bank's Free
So Ты Wanna Get A Life
Cuz Uva Wise You'll Get Shanked With A Knife
Yeah Ты Can See My Life Aint The Best
Like Any Of The Rest
My Life Was On Purpose
Completley Random
Just Like A Circus
I Cant Stand The Pain
Of People Cutting My Vains
So Ты Can See My Life Aint Bright
I'm Prayin To God Every Night
So Ты No U Wanna Be Polite To Me
Cuz Yh Dow Wanna Get In A Fight Wid Me
And Fight Like Lee Bramley
Unless U Wanna Deal With A Broken Nose
And Puttin Down A Bright Red Rose
So Hold Your Breath
Cause Your Asking For Death
With Your Mom Shopin
For A Used Cofin
Down Dat 7 Foot Hole
So Ты And That Sket Louise
Ты Aint Black Eye Peas
Ты Are Just 2 Wana Bees
So Go Play Yh Bummin Game
And Stop Tryin To Act Like
Lil Wayne
Cause Ты Wont Make It Thru Me
I'll Kill Ты Like Teken 3
Cause Ты don't Wanna Be Dead
Ты Just Cant Get It Into Your Head
That Your Mom Wont Cry
That Ты Had To Die
Cuz I Wont Get Blamed
Cause I'll Put Ты Up In Flames
So Cum On Den
Cuz Inside My сердце Is Like A Bomb
About To Exploded
Just About To All Unload
That My сердце Aint A Deep Blue Ocean
All Of It Travel's In Slow Motion
So Cum On I Will Cum And Bang You
или I'll Just Cum Hang You
Untill Your Dead
или Shoot Ты Thru the Head



Humphrey: Ты Think Ты Can RapBut Its All WackTry To Battle MeYou Gotta Be A MasterYou Little FaggotYou Just Better Stick To Your Fucking день JobWhitch In This Case Is MasterbateingCause Your No Rapper Your Just Актёрское искусство Like A CrackerYou Back StabberI jump of buildings like assassin creed
don't make me take out my hidden blade and make u bleed
I make weed
were it cant be seen
and if u try making my weed u wont succeed
is that guaranteed
ok I'm lookin through these black gates wishin I could recreateMy life and Переместить in the light. All the times I was in backseat Of F.H.P.D thinkin how far I was from reality but actuality is brutalityCuz my mentality was sex, boose, weed and controled by greed.I just need some decency cuz recently life has been mesureysame ol same ol lame wannabe Золото go getn rolln and hitten weed mothafools get schooled.
yea thats right,, in the hip hop court what u sport is over-ruled. Not sober? well I hope its that crude..
skip that hitn dope, sucha slope that is if your trying to prove или Показать how u get loose.. I'm not straight edge but ive got a great pledge to myself to be fly in wealth with whats legit and.. Whats this? lets get specific.. Its whats needed.. Your corrupt then get greeted with a fleet skeetn onya full of rusty nails. Dusty and stale is all those must be fast rapn about rims egnition swimmin thru women drugs gotya spinnen snails.. Snails they are.. Cluttered minds and hot and buttery they are not theyve got a clot whack grind,, try to fuck with me.. I'm fine.. Sitn back, six pack, crewd up, mobd up, dude what, I'm odd cuz?? no reason.. your jealous cuz I'm full the whole set of seasons called life, I'm leavin with my wife.. Fuck urs.. My kids will grow to fUck urs in so many ways.. If u wanna say the same then get up get up today...

Hutch: how about Garth Crowd: booo get off the stage
Hutch: now for humphrey Everyone cheers and the a gurder fall and crushes six people and humphrey and kate run out side to see Hutch get cut in half by a helicopter blade with a bloody slice the a piece comes off and cuts kates head off and then and explosion witch sends bolts flying one going right into garths eye then a brick hit humphrey in the head at 100Mph and killed him...[END]
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posted by TheChriZ1995
Summary: Kate made it back to Jasper in time to stop the packs from starting a war, which is what she wanted the most. Now she's set on marring Garth and uniting the packs to keep the peace. All should be well but there's one thing that she just can't get her mind off of...
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A/N: This is another song inspired one shot, this time featuring "Changes", an electronic track by Eminence & RedMoon. Listening to it is optional of course, enjoy.
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It was just past midnight in Jasper Park, the moon shined above and a few clouds passed...
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posted by lonewolf8547
I wake on the eve of another день break.
feeling nothing but emptiness of my heart.
I look to my side to see where my Любовь should rest
knowing her unfaithful head rests on another mans chest.

The loneliness closes in
crushing my soul like walls caving in all around me.
While at nights she sleeps with comfort of anothers arms,
i sit up and weep holding on to my подушка and pretending its her.

She tells me he is a friend and nothing more
then she kisses my cheek and tells me she loves me.
when we both know that she is just waiting to dump me.

and yet is sit here and wait faithful and true,
only because i still Любовь you...
Bad review.
Is all I can really give this I'm afried.

It's anouther one of those human/animal crossover stories.
They did it with with радуга Dash (my little dashie)
And now they did it with Kate.

It Dosen't work!

Stuff like Family guy, is the only exception.
Ты Любовь characters like Brian too much to care about that.

This is a Любовь story too.
Not saying Kate isn't hot (even I once had a small crush on her).
But. The least I would do is imagine myself as a wolf, if I were to make something like this.
Hell.
Ever seen that Liam Neeson movie, THE GREY?
I would Любовь to be the badass black alpha, seen at the very ending.

This.
It just sit right with me.
Is the point I'm trying to bring with this.

As for the story itself.
Don't think I have much to say.
Don't even remember it.
But I guess it's alright.
If Ты like that sort of thing.

Anyhoo.

Please leave comments, and suggestions for episode seven.
posted by Kitsune32
Here's Chapter 27 people. Also anyone interested in my future X-over, look at the Author's Note down at the bottom. Enjoy.

Stinky's POV

I was looking for my дата Artemis right after my family трещина, сплит up. My dad helped me with Runt's and my hair for our dates. He brushed mine towards the back of my head and told flattened my fur. Dad сказал(-а) that I should try to put water on it when it gets tussled. My mom told me I shouldn't be nervous about my date. She сказал(-а) that as long as I act nice, Artemis will at least enjoy our night together. I hope she was right because I didn't want to have a bad first impression...
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posted by TheChriZ1995
A/N: Hola and welcome to another song inspired story. This time I chose "These Are The Lies" by a pop band named "The Cab". Listening to сказал(-а) song isn't required but I would recommend it if Ты feel like getting into the story more. Now let's get this one going!
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These Are The Lies – TheChriZ1995

After hearing about Kate's arranged marriage Humphrey decides that the only reasonable form of escape is to run away from Jasper. Now he's on a train quickly putting miles between him and his once home, however not even several miles could pull his emotions away......
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Note : Humphrey is an Omega but he knew how to hunt and fight.

It was a beautiful день in Jasper Park. Humphrey as the grey Omega woke up in his den. He was still brokenhearted since he knew Kate will marry Garth. And finally he made up his decision to run away as the lonely wolf. He walk to his friend, Shaky, Salty, and Mooch to tell this.

Humphrey's POV

I think this is it. I went to the холм, хилл as I saw all my Omega Друзья was there. "Hey guys" i сказал(-а) to them. "hey Humphrey" salty said. "why do Ты look so sad ?" сказал(-а) Mooch. "well guys I have to tell Ты thet I will leave this pack. I can't see...
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posted by Kitsune32
Ok here's Chapter 16. Hope Ты guys enjoy

Runt's POV

Magril and I were talking Stinky and Claudette when our parents called for us. We left Stinky and Claudette as they talked to each other. The two of us went to my parents. "Did Ты guys want to talk about," I asked them. "Yes, it's about the snuggling and kissing," Mom said. "Could Ты two try to decrease the Поцелуи and nuzzling?" "We're sorry, but we think that Ты two are too young for it," Dad said. "We don't mean to try to suppress your guys feelings for each other," he added with a bit of guilt in his voice. I actually understood why...
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Runt's POV

I had just woken up and had breakfast with my family. While our parents were talking, my brother Stinky, my sister Claudette and I were playing. "Hey do Ты guys want to hang out with Fleet and the others later today?", Claudette asked. "Surel, Stinky and I said. In the afternoon, we met with Fleet, Magril, Agnes, and Brent. We decided to play hide and seek again. This time Agnes was it. As she was counting, I had bumped into Magril again. "Oh Эй, it's Ты again", I said. She did a waving paw just to me. "Ready или not here I come," Agnes said. "Come on, I know a good hiding spot,"...
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