Humphrey: heeey Kate!

Kate: oh, what's up?

Humphrey: I went to eat berries!

Kate: wait wait which berries?

Humphrey: the ones over there... why?

Kate:... Humphrey... those Michael Bays berries....

Humphrey: wait wha-- *he explodes*

Kate: great I got blood all over me.

Runt: Эй, mommy I found these weird berries!

Kate: wait son no those aren't normal berries the--

Runt: wha--? *his eye pupils go big to where his eyes are black and now his seeing colorful stuff* mommy... this is so cool!

REALITY

*Runt is having a seizure and drooling out of his mouth*

Kate: goddamn it Runt...

Stinky: I found these weird looking green berries. *eats a few*

Kate: Stinky those are shreked berries.

Stinky: w-what??? *odd green goo comes out of his mouth* what is this???

Kate: bye stinky!

*Shrek flew down and kidnaps Stinky to a horrible place far far away*

Claudette: mommy mommy *blows up from the ground*

Kate: GODDAMN IT MICHAEL BAY!!!

Michael Bay: sorry... *presses a button and blows up Jasper Park as Kate goes flying to the moon, while smoke is coming off her ass, visiting Nicholas Cage on the moon*

Nicholas Cage: Hello, I like Шоколад cake.

Kate: *lands on her face and lives still* I... I like cake!

Nicholas Cage: .... *throws cake at her face as the moon blows up*

Michael Bay: T-t-thats all folks!!!! :D