There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn't know what Johnny's problem was, but the other boys would constantly tease him. They would always say he was dumb. To prove it, sometimes they would offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime, Johnny would always take the nickel -- they said, because it was bigger.

One day, after Johnny grabbed the nickel, the store owner took him aside and сказал(-а) Опубликовано Больше года

awwww someone unfaned this club. :( It was 3,235 but now it's 3,234. Опубликовано Больше года

Poison ivy is not ivy and poison oak is not an oak. They are both part of the cashew family. Опубликовано Больше года

yes i am dead but i am now a ghost Опубликовано Больше года

OHMGOSH!!!! I'm in third place! Опубликовано Больше года

everyone. Some advise for fighting trolls!!! I learned this from Jon (katealphawolf) Ignore them and they will get bored. So just don't talk to a troll. Опубликовано Больше года

This movie is shit, Ты stupid american furrikids Опубликовано Больше года

*crying* i wont SexyKete back Опубликовано Больше года

Эй, guys Опубликовано Больше года

Эй, everyone! How are Ты guys doing? Опубликовано Больше года

what up every one ? Опубликовано Больше года

Dolphins sleep with one eye open Опубликовано Больше года

wow dead Опубликовано Больше года

How is everyone? Входящие me или something LOL I'm in a gd mood!! Опубликовано Больше года

what book shood i read Далее #1 SERPENT или #2 TREASURE ? Опубликовано Больше года

hello! Опубликовано Больше года

what up and how is everyone ? Опубликовано Больше года

Anyone have Xbox live? My GT Diablo1163 Опубликовано Больше года

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts Опубликовано Больше года

that awkward moment that Ты post a "that awkward moment when" joke without an awkward moment Опубликовано Больше года

I found out alphaGarth is gone....... -howls long- we Остаться в живых another pack brother... :( Опубликовано Больше года

Эй, everyone I'm back!!!! And btw I'm looking for a mate, anyone interested или any pointers? Входящие me! Опубликовано Больше года

well good night everyone, i hope Ты all had fun day!!!!!!!!!!!!! Опубликовано Больше года

hi can i Присоединиться im Frost a snow white волк just like lily with green eyes female and i am very strong nobble and proud can i Присоединиться please i <3 A&O its my fav cant wait fro april 2012 on the first the секунда one comes out that день please Опубликовано Больше года

The Muppets is a funny movie Опубликовано Больше года

So what we all up to then?? How are we all? :) Опубликовано Больше года

Q: If Ты call a large turkey a gobbler what do Ты call a small one?
A: Goblet.
* * *

Q: What was the turkey suspected of?
A: Fowl play.
* * *
Q: What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
A: Serve him lots of пицца and ice cream!
* * *
Q: Hear about the turkey that evaded the Indian?
A: It had an Стрела escape. Опубликовано Больше года

Q: Why did the turkey пересекать, крест the road?
A: To get to the other side.
* * *
Q: Why don't Ты let a turkey get near corn?
A: Because they will gobble, gobble, gobble it.
* * *
Q: What do Ты call it when Ты drop a turkey from a helicopter?
A: Dead weight.
* * *
Q: In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?
A: Turkey.
* * * Опубликовано Больше года

Jimmy: Mmmmm! That turkey smells good and it's not even done yet. How long will it be?
Mom: About the same length as it was before I put it into the oven, I suppose. Опубликовано Больше года

Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he's already stuffed! Опубликовано Больше года

Q: What sound does a Космос turkey make?
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble. Опубликовано Больше года

New Thanksgiving Jokes! Опубликовано Больше года

Happy Thanksgiving! Опубликовано Больше года

An egg that is fresh will sink in water, but a stale one won't Опубликовано Больше года

good morning happy thanksgiving everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!! Опубликовано Больше года

In 49 минуты its thanksgiving Опубликовано Больше года

just finished watching the green шершень, хорнет Опубликовано Больше года

wow it is 11:00pm good night Опубликовано Больше года

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an час of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do Ты do to stop people from asking Ты for legal Совет when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The Далее day... Опубликовано Больше года

A little old lady walks into Bank of America and asks to open a savings account. The new accounts receptionist first thinks this is strange, probably because everyone is leaving them for credit unions now. At any rate, the accounts person asks her how much she wanted to deposit to open the account, and the little old lady replies, "Three million dollars." The accounts person is startled, and says, "In what form?" and the little old lady says,"Cash. I've got it right here in this bag..." Опубликовано Больше года

Happy Thanksgiving KingSimba4Ever9, trueshadowolf, Humphrey59 and to the rest of the people here Опубликовано Больше года

Who here knows that I'm dark kate? Опубликовано Больше года

Btw, is anybody going to see Rise Of The Guardians? It looks pretty good. Опубликовано Больше года

happy early thanksgiving Опубликовано Больше года

*get a weed hacker* *killing oranges!* RAAA!!! (Been awhile since I Опубликовано a wall, how is everybody?) Опубликовано Больше года

Most lipstick contains рыба scales Опубликовано Больше года

ok who dies first *shoots gun in air* HUH! Опубликовано Больше года

FDR beat president ever !!!! Опубликовано Больше года

so sleepy, but good morning everyone, i will be back i have a 1/2 день of school today Опубликовано Больше года

падуб, holly, холли cow deviantart montage LOL XD Опубликовано Больше года

hello guys did Ты miss me? i see lots of new members thats good. well welcome to the AO fanclub and kts nice to meet Ты Опубликовано Больше года

The names bond, ionic bond (are there any chemists in the house?!) *i crack my self up* :D Опубликовано Больше года

*yawn* tired :L well I'm going to постель, кровати so talk later night pack :) Опубликовано Больше года

Unlike a normal housecat, the Siberian tiger loves to swim. Опубликовано Больше года

night Опубликовано Больше года

hello everyone! Опубликовано Больше года

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell Ты why it isn't. Опубликовано Больше года

Knowledge is knowing a помидор is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a Фрукты salad. Опубликовано Больше года

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until Ты hear them speak. Опубликовано Больше года

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag Ты down to his level and beat Ты with experience. Опубликовано Больше года

well, open season, again......... Опубликовано Больше года

The only jointless bone in the body is in your throat Опубликовано Больше года

man i never Опубликовано here for while so yea so is on and how are ya? sly still wanted to be added if interested to be a best friend if Ты did alrighty...well i'm glad Ты did but i need Друзья and еще Благодарности and active at my club and please Присоединиться it..it's very fun!!! Опубликовано Больше года

it was a snowy day... i was in the middle of no where... it kept snowing none stop... i was also a wolf... and the sun was was full of such darkness!...im all alone... *gets depressed and crys*... i feel... like shit! ...like no one cares for me.... and is this... who i am?...

...this was just a dream also... Опубликовано Больше года

Havent Опубликовано for a while and bored out of my mind :/ so how is everybody then?? :) Опубликовано Больше года

Эй, guys, im back, i missed the club to much to stay away, so im back Опубликовано Больше года

well i need my sleep good night everyone see Ты all tomarrow Опубликовано Больше года

heres something i found it was a funny conversation ) TOM: Эй, edd is it ok if i drink this milk? edd: thats not молоко tom thats white paint. *tom drinks half of the glass of the white paint* TOM: still ok right? edd: *facepalm* i guess... *drill sound* WAIT MATT WHAT ARE Ты DOING WITH THAT CHAINSAW! Опубликовано Больше года

i am not living i am so happy Опубликовано Больше года

~dies from no huggles~ x .x Опубликовано Больше года

Thanksgiving joke:
Why did the turkey пересекать, крест the road?
It was the chickens день off! Опубликовано Больше года

well in in 6 houers i will be living Fanpop not for ever but for a long tine i will miss all of Ты Опубликовано Больше года

Эй, whats up everybody Опубликовано Больше года

Sleep little cub,
And quiet your eyes.
Bottle your tears,
and soften your cries.
Dream,little soldier.
I'll never be far.
I'll find Ты my soldier,
wherever Ты are. Опубликовано Больше года

@thehumphrey Ты made my день thank you, Ты are the best Опубликовано Больше года

"What time does the библиотека open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at Главная in the middle of the night to ask a Вопрос like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do Ты want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who сказал(-а) I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out." Опубликовано Больше года

Эй, everybody im backkkkkk LOL Опубликовано Больше года

*helicopter comes spinning over and explodes* wow thats the first interesting thing i`ve seen in awhile i`ll go make sure the pilot is ok Опубликовано Больше года

it saturday Опубликовано Больше года

Hi anyone!!!!:) Опубликовано Больше года

Эй, guys! hehe Опубликовано Больше года

How does Humphrey keep his teeth so white :D Опубликовано Больше года

:| Опубликовано Больше года

Thanksgiving break! Опубликовано Больше года

link olease Присоединиться Опубликовано Больше года

A лимон contains еще sugar than a клубника Опубликовано Больше года

it Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Опубликовано Больше года

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps Далее to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy Ты another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”
“No, it’s not that. This день is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. Опубликовано Больше года

Teacher: How old is your dad?
Student: He is as old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Student: Because he became a dad only after I was born. Опубликовано Больше года

winston is whistleing*
then kates daughter all the sudden attacked him for cookie!)
kates daughter: COOKIE!!!
winston: i dont have a cookie!!! please!!!! eve has some!
kates daughter: must go after her!!! Опубликовано Больше года

Эй, all! how's everyone.... Опубликовано Больше года

I'M BACK!!! So...how is everyone? :) I hope your Последнее days have been good! Опубликовано Больше года

well today was boring Опубликовано Больше года

Q: What kind of cheese just isn't your's?
A: Nacho Cheese! (Not your cheese!) Опубликовано Больше года

Q: Where does the king keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies! Опубликовано Больше года

I forgot what I was going to say... Опубликовано Больше года

*yawns and streaches* ahh well night pack speak to Ты all soon :) Опубликовано Больше года

Humphrey: Эй, kate wheres our daughter?
Kate: Oh shes looking for a cookie, i told her Ты have it, now shes going to attack you!
Humphrey: WAIT WHAT?!
thier daughter: *ATTACKS HUMPHREY LOOKING FOR COOKIE*
Thier daughter: COOKIE!!! Опубликовано Больше года

well, the artshow is coming this feburary, im going to try and sign up for it... but im kinda nervus Опубликовано Больше года

I just realized. That the last chapter of The Brotherhood has been covered by tons of other stories. Either I need to get to work, или I just need to forget about it. I mean Далее week is thanksgiving break and as of now I am free so I'll have A LOT of time to update it, but I haven't seen many people Чтение my stories so it is starting to feel as a waste of time. What do Ты think? Should I keep up with The Brotherhood, или any of my series for that matter? Cause if not. I'm going to party. o3o Опубликовано Больше года