It was Рождество morning and everyone was opening their gifts and DW was so happy about seeing the last gift thinking it was Tina The Talking Tabby. A toy that she would not shut up about. She opened it and it was a утка that could talk instead that could say 5000 things.
DW: Can it say meow?
Jane: Probably not.
DW looked sad.
Jane: Are Ты upset?
DW: No...........I WANTED TINA THE TALKING TABBY!!!!I WANTED TINA THE TALKING TABBY!!!! (She sobbing) SANTA HOW COULD Ты THIS IS THE WORSE Рождество EVER!!!!
She hits the утка and it talked and she was happy and сказал(-а) for someone who is not a kitty hes pretty cute. Had the rest of the morning been peaceful? NO.
Jane: Dora Winifred Read!!! How dare Ты behave like that? Me and your father looked everywhere and we could not find the toy so we got Ты this toy since it can talk and it was a lot of money. And Ты thank with this behavior?
DW: Well now i'm happy.
David: No DW we thought being nice to Ты and not punishing Ты for Ты behavior was going to make Ты see that being nice and not greedy или strict would make Ты see that being spoil and selfish and mean is not ok.
We told Ты that Рождество is not about the gifts its about giving and being with family или people Ты care about.
DW: Yeah yeah yeah Ты just want to make me not want gifts Рождество is about gifts, NOT stupid family.
Everyone gasps they never thought that DW would say something like that. and her Dad took away all her gifts.
DW: What are Ты doing? Why did Ты take my Рождество gifts?!
Jane: Young lady it's now time that we start punishing Ты and stop being sweet to Ты when Ты miss behave like that. We should've done that when Ты broke Arthur's plane and was rude to everyone all because Ты were not invited to Lisa'a party when Ты barely know her and Ты faked being sick not seeing that Ты were stressing out your poor brother and Ты were being so rude to him, plus Ты were threatening to pinch your own baby sister Kate and Ты have disobeyed your OWN mother a lot and all the bad stuff Ты did!!! And its time that we start teaching Ты that being spoil is bad.
DW: BUT, MOM, I LIKE BEING SPOIL YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME I CAN ACT SPOIL AND MEAN IF I WANT TO I CAN MAKE ARTHUR MISERABLE IF I WANT TO AND Ты CAN'T STOP ME!!
Jane: THAT'S IT DORA WINIFRED READ!! YOUR GROUNDED FOR 56 MONTHS WHICH MEANS NO TV или MARRY MOO COW или CRAZY BUS или GOING TO A Друзья HOUSE! GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW AND NEVER COME OUT UNTIL Ты ARE GROUNDED!!! I am DONE with Ты and that is final!
DW: I hate you, mom! Ты just ruined my perfect christmas!
DW runs to her room and screams and keeps saying she wants Tina the talking Tabby over and over for 2 hours straight not caring that she is ruining Christmas, her mother went upstairs and gave her a hard spanking and after another час of screaming, DW Остаться в живых her voice and Arthur finally had peace for weeks and could do anything he wanted to do and this time he did not had to take care of DW like last time she Остаться в живых her voice.
THE END
DW: Can it say meow?
Jane: Probably not.
DW looked sad.
Jane: Are Ты upset?
DW: No...........I WANTED TINA THE TALKING TABBY!!!!I WANTED TINA THE TALKING TABBY!!!! (She sobbing) SANTA HOW COULD Ты THIS IS THE WORSE Рождество EVER!!!!
She hits the утка and it talked and she was happy and сказал(-а) for someone who is not a kitty hes pretty cute. Had the rest of the morning been peaceful? NO.
Jane: Dora Winifred Read!!! How dare Ты behave like that? Me and your father looked everywhere and we could not find the toy so we got Ты this toy since it can talk and it was a lot of money. And Ты thank with this behavior?
DW: Well now i'm happy.
David: No DW we thought being nice to Ты and not punishing Ты for Ты behavior was going to make Ты see that being nice and not greedy или strict would make Ты see that being spoil and selfish and mean is not ok.
We told Ты that Рождество is not about the gifts its about giving and being with family или people Ты care about.
DW: Yeah yeah yeah Ты just want to make me not want gifts Рождество is about gifts, NOT stupid family.
Everyone gasps they never thought that DW would say something like that. and her Dad took away all her gifts.
DW: What are Ты doing? Why did Ты take my Рождество gifts?!
Jane: Young lady it's now time that we start punishing Ты and stop being sweet to Ты when Ты miss behave like that. We should've done that when Ты broke Arthur's plane and was rude to everyone all because Ты were not invited to Lisa'a party when Ты barely know her and Ты faked being sick not seeing that Ты were stressing out your poor brother and Ты were being so rude to him, plus Ты were threatening to pinch your own baby sister Kate and Ты have disobeyed your OWN mother a lot and all the bad stuff Ты did!!! And its time that we start teaching Ты that being spoil is bad.
DW: BUT, MOM, I LIKE BEING SPOIL YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME I CAN ACT SPOIL AND MEAN IF I WANT TO I CAN MAKE ARTHUR MISERABLE IF I WANT TO AND Ты CAN'T STOP ME!!
Jane: THAT'S IT DORA WINIFRED READ!! YOUR GROUNDED FOR 56 MONTHS WHICH MEANS NO TV или MARRY MOO COW или CRAZY BUS или GOING TO A Друзья HOUSE! GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW AND NEVER COME OUT UNTIL Ты ARE GROUNDED!!! I am DONE with Ты and that is final!
DW: I hate you, mom! Ты just ruined my perfect christmas!
DW runs to her room and screams and keeps saying she wants Tina the talking Tabby over and over for 2 hours straight not caring that she is ruining Christmas, her mother went upstairs and gave her a hard spanking and after another час of screaming, DW Остаться в живых her voice and Arthur finally had peace for weeks and could do anything he wanted to do and this time he did not had to take care of DW like last time she Остаться в живых her voice.
THE END
