From an email I got.
Rules for Men
1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.
2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, Ты must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
4) If you've known a guy for еще than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless Ты actually marry her.
5) Complaining about the brand of free пиво in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, Ты may always ask the score of the game in progress, but Ты may never ask who's playing.
7) It is permissible to have a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical пляж, пляжный ... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel ... and it's free.
8) Друзья don't let Друзья wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
9) If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem -- Ты didn't see nothin'.
10) Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.
11) Ты must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was Ты who secretly set it on огонь and threw it into a ceiling fan.
12) If Ты complement a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
13) Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
i) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
ii) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
iii) Another set and we can hit the showers!
iv) Nice butt. Are Ты a Sagittarius?
14) Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless Ты are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation Ты need.
Rules for Men
1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.
2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, Ты must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
4) If you've known a guy for еще than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless Ты actually marry her.
5) Complaining about the brand of free пиво in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, Ты may always ask the score of the game in progress, but Ты may never ask who's playing.
7) It is permissible to have a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical пляж, пляжный ... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel ... and it's free.
8) Друзья don't let Друзья wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
9) If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem -- Ты didn't see nothin'.
10) Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.
11) Ты must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was Ты who secretly set it on огонь and threw it into a ceiling fan.
12) If Ты complement a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
13) Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
i) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
ii) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
iii) Another set and we can hit the showers!
iv) Nice butt. Are Ты a Sagittarius?
14) Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless Ты are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation Ты need.
