-Edward bought Bella a small silver phone. The kinds everybody has when there's an emergency. I wonder what's so special about the small silver phone.
Bella holds small sliver phone by it's edge. Almost dropping it.
Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!
Edward: Silver is sexy. Would Ты prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?
Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.
Edward: If Ты haven't come to Forks then Ты wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other Вампиры and claim to be a family and adopted by the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.
Bella: Wow. Ты сказал(-а) that in one breath.
Edward: Because Im sexy.
Bella: No. because Ты don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. Ты only breathe because its a habit and Ты can't smell anything if i don't.
Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...
Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*
Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?
Bella: OMG i though Ты couldn't read my mind!
Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because Ты claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why Ты appeal most to me than the other girls.
Bella: Wow. Ты сказал(-а) that in one breath, too.
Edward: Because Im sexy. And by the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because Ты claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why Ты appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe Ты should try texting with the small silver phone.
Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*
*BEEP BEEP*
Bella: OMG what's that sound??
Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.
From: BellaDearestzz
Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!
Edward: Uhhhh....
Bella: It;s supposed to say I Любовь You.
Edward: Maybe Ты should use the small silver phone other than to text.
Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force Ты into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with Ты forever and every single день of forever!
Edward: No.
Bella: But whyyy??
Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I Любовь Ты so much and I dont want Ты to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.
Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase Ты dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with Ты forever and every single день of forever.
Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will Kiss Ты passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let Ты touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we Вампиры don;t have fangs.
Bella: And now I am having секунда thoughts about loving Ты because i Любовь my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend или a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with Ты again because eventhough i Любовь my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend или a brother but as a guy, i Любовь Ты more.
Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
**Disclaimer: I do not own the characters mentioned above and niether do the person who wrote this. All characters mentioned are owned by the Автор of The Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer.
I just Опубликовано this Статья to share for Ты guys. Thanks to the one who did this.
Bella holds small sliver phone by it's edge. Almost dropping it.
Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!
Edward: Silver is sexy. Would Ты prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?
Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.
Edward: If Ты haven't come to Forks then Ты wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other Вампиры and claim to be a family and adopted by the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.
Bella: Wow. Ты сказал(-а) that in one breath.
Edward: Because Im sexy.
Bella: No. because Ты don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. Ты only breathe because its a habit and Ты can't smell anything if i don't.
Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...
Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*
Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?
Bella: OMG i though Ты couldn't read my mind!
Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because Ты claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why Ты appeal most to me than the other girls.
Bella: Wow. Ты сказал(-а) that in one breath, too.
Edward: Because Im sexy. And by the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because Ты claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why Ты appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe Ты should try texting with the small silver phone.
Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*
*BEEP BEEP*
Bella: OMG what's that sound??
Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.
From: BellaDearestzz
Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!
Edward: Uhhhh....
Bella: It;s supposed to say I Любовь You.
Edward: Maybe Ты should use the small silver phone other than to text.
Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force Ты into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with Ты forever and every single день of forever!
Edward: No.
Bella: But whyyy??
Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I Любовь Ты so much and I dont want Ты to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.
Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase Ты dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with Ты forever and every single день of forever.
Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will Kiss Ты passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let Ты touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we Вампиры don;t have fangs.
Bella: And now I am having секунда thoughts about loving Ты because i Любовь my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend или a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with Ты again because eventhough i Любовь my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend или a brother but as a guy, i Любовь Ты more.
Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
**Disclaimer: I do not own the characters mentioned above and niether do the person who wrote this. All characters mentioned are owned by the Автор of The Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer.
I just Опубликовано this Статья to share for Ты guys. Thanks to the one who did this.
