Edward and Bella
In this story Bella has suspisions about Edward because when Bella almost got crushed by Tyler(a boy in Bella's class) Edward gets from many cars down the parking lot of the school to Bella's truck. Also Edward is not at school on sunny days and when he is at school he doesn't eat lunch. Instead of eating though he sits at his own таблица and talks with his other vampire siblings.
Bella has (supposly) Друзья which are Jessica, Angela, and Lauren. But Edward (because he is a vampire) can read minds except Bellas. At while he does this he knows that Jessica, Angela, and Lauren don't like Bella and are jeleous of Bella because Mike, Eric and obviously Edward like her.
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that Ты and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her Ты are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that Ты and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her Ты are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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