Lmao! it's just hilarious:
Dorata: Miss Blair, Ты no longer held hostage by evil Prince Louis.
Blair: Oh yay! Now I can really get my hands on that wild forest atop my boyfriend's head!
Chuck: I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
Nate: No one is ready for that jelly. Why can't I have a onesie?
Chuck: Cause you're not Chuck Bass.
Nate: Wah, problems with Lola.
Chuck: I have a кенгуру tattoo.
Nate: ...........
Serena: What are Ты gonna do now that you're free of the French Terminator?
Blair: Screw your ex, DUH!
Serena: Oh right, I'm happy for you. Too bad Ты can't be a princess anymore.
Blair: Wait! HOLD UP, BITCH! I didn't think this through!
Serena: I don't wanna be loved by anyone so I'm gonna force Lola to take my place as New York's most famous person that's famous for being slutty and blonde.
Blair: Yea, sure.
Lola: Hi friend from Florida who's only plot point is to be cougar bait for Diana Payne.
Aiden: Oh, hi.
Nate: Funny running into Ты here.
Lola: Diana Payne.
Nate: I gotta go.
Lola: I think Nate's in Любовь with Diana Payne.
Dan: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blair: That's nice. I'm busy. Go away.
Dan: Blah?
Dorota: I write songs with Vanya!
Dan: Give me Blair's divorce papers even though they're none of my business.
Dorota: Ugh, fine. I don't feel like doing my job today anyway.
Dan: Blair didn't sign her divorce papers?? I must ask Chuck's best friend/my best friend Nate what to do about Chuck's girlfriend/my girlfriend Blair!
Rufus: Give Ivy all your mom's money so we can Переместить back to UES and Ты can STFU.
Lily: No.
Rufus: I'll wear еще plaid.
Lily: Ugh, fine.
Andrew Tyler P.I: I found your mom again. Not the one Ты had in first season who was addicted to Paxil. или the one that died when she gave birth to you. But the one who told Ты she wasn't your mom when she is. или maybe she's not. I found that one.
Chuck: Cool. What should I do?
Andrew Tyler P.I: Talk to Blair, of course.
Chuck: She hates me because of reasons.
Andrew Tyler P.I: But Ты paid her dowry.
Chuck: Shut your hole!
Andrew Tyler P.I: My b....but no seriously, talk to Blair.
Chuck: Ugh, fine.
Serena: Look, I get Белье named after me for no apparent reason.
Lola: Cool.
Serena: Put it on! I've always wanted to see my cousin in her underwear!
Lola: No.
Serena: DO IT!
Lola: AYE!
Serena: Sorry you're in your мужское нижнее белье, пловцы, skivvies but I pulled the огонь alarm.
Lola: Oh gee.
Diana: The Spectator is mine.
Nate: No it's mine.
Diana: It's mine!
Nate: NU UH MINE!!!
Diana: NO! OH BTW, what this place needs another party.
Nate: Well, obvi.
Dan: Why isn't Blair divorced yet?
Nate: I'm gonna tell Ты this cause I suck at being Chuck's friend. Chuck paid Blair's dowry.
Dan: THAT крыса BASTARD!
Nate: No, he's just a good guy.
Dan: HE'S A RAPIST! AN ARSONIST! A DAMN SCALLYWAG!
Nate: Okay....hey I'm throwing a party.
Dan: Well, obviously it's Monday.
Dorota: What is wrong with Ты Miss Blair?
Blair: Not telling.
Dorota: Witty Banter.
Blair: Retaliate the witty banter.
Dorota: Witty Banter once again!
Blair: I'm stupid that's why. I wanna keep playing pretty pretty princess.
Chuck: Oh Иисус what am I doing here?
Blair: OH GOD WHY SO PERFECT?!
Chuck: My mommy saved my life. Should I talk to her?
Blair: Why are Ты here?
Chuck: Because you're clearly a sane person. What should I do?
Blair: Ты want back into my La Perla's!
Chuck: Uhhh....
Blair: Ты evil spawn of Satan! Clearly you're using a sensitive subject for Ты to get laid!
Chuck: You're fucking insane.
Blair: Am I wrong?
Chuck: ..................what is my life?
Blair: Time for me to walk away from Ты for the 400th time.
Serena: What's up brother from another mother?
Chuck: Don't say mom right now, I'm sensitive.
Serena: Why are Ты here?
Chuck: Because I hate myself.
Serena: Clearly.
Chuck: Should I talk to my mommy?
Serena: I say GO FOR IT!
Chuck: Gee, thanks sis!
Dan: CHUCK LEFT BLAIRS?!!! MUST JUDGE!!!!
Blair: Yea he did, who cares. I crushed his soul again.
Dan: He paid your dowry.
Blair: Floppy haired muppet say what?
Dan: Oops.
Blair: Must find Chuck! I'm not done murdering his soul!
Dan: Well, fuck.
Lawyer: Ivy left the penthouse. Your wife screwed her over.
Rufus: SHOCK AND AWE!
Serena: Ты should model underwear for everyone to see in the middle of a party! Come on it's totally normal. I do it in the living room for my dad all the time!
Lola: No, I'm good.
Serena: Nate's going with Diana.
Lola: I'm there.
Rufus: Lily Ты lied to me! That never happens!
Lily: Rufus, shut up and make waffles.
Rufus: It's вафель, вафли for one now! Be gone evil wench.
Lily: Are Ты for serious?
Lola: Oh hi, Nate and Diana. Remember my friend who is now important to the storyline?
Nate: Welcome dude.
Diana: I'll snack on him later. Ta!
Nate: Ты still wanna piece of dis.
Diana: Pashaw!
Nate: Don't Ты wish your boyfriend was hot like me? DONT CHA!
Diana: I'm totally sane and normal. Watch me Kiss this total stranger that Lola brought.
Blair: Oh good, I found you!
Chuck: I'm lost.
Blair: Did Ты pay my dowry?
Chuck: No comment.
Blair: ROAR YOU'RE BUYING ME!! I'M GONNA INEXPLICABLY BRING UP THE HOTEL INCIDENT THAT I FORGAVE Ты FOR A LONG TIME AGO!
Chuck: ..........seriously, what is my life?
Blair: Ты want me so bad Ты paid millions of dollars for this ass!
Chuck: Nope. I just hate myself and want Ты to be free to be with Dan.
Blair: Ты RAPIST ASSHOLE!
Chuck: Alright, I'm done.
Dan: Sorry for breathing down your neck.
Blair: Chuck's done one bad thing to me. Chuck's never done anything good.
Dan: That's what I'm saying.
Diana: Let me eat you, guest star!
Nate: Lolz, filmed it.
Lola: We sure showed her, honey!
Serena: Wait, Ты lied to me when I was lying to Ты to come to a party where I was trying to force Ты into being an It girl when Ты don't want to be just to scheme with your boyfriend and set up his ex?
Lola: Basically.
Serena: SLUT!
Lola: It girl thing, not for me.
Serena: I MUST STAY IT GIRL FOREVER!!!
Chick: Uh, take off that lingerie, you're not an It girl anymore.
Serena: Well, shit.
Diana: Here, Ты keep the Spectator.
Nate: Gee, thanks.
Diana: P.S. I Любовь you.
Andrew Tyler P.I: Elizabeth Fisher is a nun. Not your mom.
Chuck: бык shit.
Andrew Tyler P.I: No seriously. Nun. Not mom.
Chuck: If I laced this scotch with крыса poisoning do Ты think I'll die.
Andrew Tyler P.I: How many moms are Ты on now dude?
Chuck: I Остаться в живых count.
Blair: Why am I in this terrible dress?
Dan: Because of reasons.
Blair: I hate my life.
Dan: Makes sense.
Blair: Your hair is staring at me.
Dan: This crown is fake.
Blair: KILL ME NOW!
Dan: Shut up and do what I say.
Blair: Oh okay, I Любовь you.
Dan: Pretty pretty princess.
Chuck: Why didn't I die on the streets of Prague?
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Dorata: Miss Blair, Ты no longer held hostage by evil Prince Louis.
Blair: Oh yay! Now I can really get my hands on that wild forest atop my boyfriend's head!
Chuck: I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
Nate: No one is ready for that jelly. Why can't I have a onesie?
Chuck: Cause you're not Chuck Bass.
Nate: Wah, problems with Lola.
Chuck: I have a кенгуру tattoo.
Nate: ...........
Serena: What are Ты gonna do now that you're free of the French Terminator?
Blair: Screw your ex, DUH!
Serena: Oh right, I'm happy for you. Too bad Ты can't be a princess anymore.
Blair: Wait! HOLD UP, BITCH! I didn't think this through!
Serena: I don't wanna be loved by anyone so I'm gonna force Lola to take my place as New York's most famous person that's famous for being slutty and blonde.
Blair: Yea, sure.
Lola: Hi friend from Florida who's only plot point is to be cougar bait for Diana Payne.
Aiden: Oh, hi.
Nate: Funny running into Ты here.
Lola: Diana Payne.
Nate: I gotta go.
Lola: I think Nate's in Любовь with Diana Payne.
Dan: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blair: That's nice. I'm busy. Go away.
Dan: Blah?
Dorota: I write songs with Vanya!
Dan: Give me Blair's divorce papers even though they're none of my business.
Dorota: Ugh, fine. I don't feel like doing my job today anyway.
Dan: Blair didn't sign her divorce papers?? I must ask Chuck's best friend/my best friend Nate what to do about Chuck's girlfriend/my girlfriend Blair!
Rufus: Give Ivy all your mom's money so we can Переместить back to UES and Ты can STFU.
Lily: No.
Rufus: I'll wear еще plaid.
Lily: Ugh, fine.
Andrew Tyler P.I: I found your mom again. Not the one Ты had in first season who was addicted to Paxil. или the one that died when she gave birth to you. But the one who told Ты she wasn't your mom when she is. или maybe she's not. I found that one.
Chuck: Cool. What should I do?
Andrew Tyler P.I: Talk to Blair, of course.
Chuck: She hates me because of reasons.
Andrew Tyler P.I: But Ты paid her dowry.
Chuck: Shut your hole!
Andrew Tyler P.I: My b....but no seriously, talk to Blair.
Chuck: Ugh, fine.
Serena: Look, I get Белье named after me for no apparent reason.
Lola: Cool.
Serena: Put it on! I've always wanted to see my cousin in her underwear!
Lola: No.
Serena: DO IT!
Lola: AYE!
Serena: Sorry you're in your мужское нижнее белье, пловцы, skivvies but I pulled the огонь alarm.
Lola: Oh gee.
Diana: The Spectator is mine.
Nate: No it's mine.
Diana: It's mine!
Nate: NU UH MINE!!!
Diana: NO! OH BTW, what this place needs another party.
Nate: Well, obvi.
Dan: Why isn't Blair divorced yet?
Nate: I'm gonna tell Ты this cause I suck at being Chuck's friend. Chuck paid Blair's dowry.
Dan: THAT крыса BASTARD!
Nate: No, he's just a good guy.
Dan: HE'S A RAPIST! AN ARSONIST! A DAMN SCALLYWAG!
Nate: Okay....hey I'm throwing a party.
Dan: Well, obviously it's Monday.
Dorota: What is wrong with Ты Miss Blair?
Blair: Not telling.
Dorota: Witty Banter.
Blair: Retaliate the witty banter.
Dorota: Witty Banter once again!
Blair: I'm stupid that's why. I wanna keep playing pretty pretty princess.
Chuck: Oh Иисус what am I doing here?
Blair: OH GOD WHY SO PERFECT?!
Chuck: My mommy saved my life. Should I talk to her?
Blair: Why are Ты here?
Chuck: Because you're clearly a sane person. What should I do?
Blair: Ты want back into my La Perla's!
Chuck: Uhhh....
Blair: Ты evil spawn of Satan! Clearly you're using a sensitive subject for Ты to get laid!
Chuck: You're fucking insane.
Blair: Am I wrong?
Chuck: ..................what is my life?
Blair: Time for me to walk away from Ты for the 400th time.
Serena: What's up brother from another mother?
Chuck: Don't say mom right now, I'm sensitive.
Serena: Why are Ты here?
Chuck: Because I hate myself.
Serena: Clearly.
Chuck: Should I talk to my mommy?
Serena: I say GO FOR IT!
Chuck: Gee, thanks sis!
Dan: CHUCK LEFT BLAIRS?!!! MUST JUDGE!!!!
Blair: Yea he did, who cares. I crushed his soul again.
Dan: He paid your dowry.
Blair: Floppy haired muppet say what?
Dan: Oops.
Blair: Must find Chuck! I'm not done murdering his soul!
Dan: Well, fuck.
Lawyer: Ivy left the penthouse. Your wife screwed her over.
Rufus: SHOCK AND AWE!
Serena: Ты should model underwear for everyone to see in the middle of a party! Come on it's totally normal. I do it in the living room for my dad all the time!
Lola: No, I'm good.
Serena: Nate's going with Diana.
Lola: I'm there.
Rufus: Lily Ты lied to me! That never happens!
Lily: Rufus, shut up and make waffles.
Rufus: It's вафель, вафли for one now! Be gone evil wench.
Lily: Are Ты for serious?
Lola: Oh hi, Nate and Diana. Remember my friend who is now important to the storyline?
Nate: Welcome dude.
Diana: I'll snack on him later. Ta!
Nate: Ты still wanna piece of dis.
Diana: Pashaw!
Nate: Don't Ты wish your boyfriend was hot like me? DONT CHA!
Diana: I'm totally sane and normal. Watch me Kiss this total stranger that Lola brought.
Blair: Oh good, I found you!
Chuck: I'm lost.
Blair: Did Ты pay my dowry?
Chuck: No comment.
Blair: ROAR YOU'RE BUYING ME!! I'M GONNA INEXPLICABLY BRING UP THE HOTEL INCIDENT THAT I FORGAVE Ты FOR A LONG TIME AGO!
Chuck: ..........seriously, what is my life?
Blair: Ты want me so bad Ты paid millions of dollars for this ass!
Chuck: Nope. I just hate myself and want Ты to be free to be with Dan.
Blair: Ты RAPIST ASSHOLE!
Chuck: Alright, I'm done.
Dan: Sorry for breathing down your neck.
Blair: Chuck's done one bad thing to me. Chuck's never done anything good.
Dan: That's what I'm saying.
Diana: Let me eat you, guest star!
Nate: Lolz, filmed it.
Lola: We sure showed her, honey!
Serena: Wait, Ты lied to me when I was lying to Ты to come to a party where I was trying to force Ты into being an It girl when Ты don't want to be just to scheme with your boyfriend and set up his ex?
Lola: Basically.
Serena: SLUT!
Lola: It girl thing, not for me.
Serena: I MUST STAY IT GIRL FOREVER!!!
Chick: Uh, take off that lingerie, you're not an It girl anymore.
Serena: Well, shit.
Diana: Here, Ты keep the Spectator.
Nate: Gee, thanks.
Diana: P.S. I Любовь you.
Andrew Tyler P.I: Elizabeth Fisher is a nun. Not your mom.
Chuck: бык shit.
Andrew Tyler P.I: No seriously. Nun. Not mom.
Chuck: If I laced this scotch with крыса poisoning do Ты think I'll die.
Andrew Tyler P.I: How many moms are Ты on now dude?
Chuck: I Остаться в живых count.
Blair: Why am I in this terrible dress?
Dan: Because of reasons.
Blair: I hate my life.
Dan: Makes sense.
Blair: Your hair is staring at me.
Dan: This crown is fake.
Blair: KILL ME NOW!
Dan: Shut up and do what I say.
Blair: Oh okay, I Любовь you.
Dan: Pretty pretty princess.
Chuck: Why didn't I die on the streets of Prague?
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Ok im going to say my вверх five chuck and blair scenes dont know if Ты agree but i hope Ты do remember to rate and comment!! thank you
1. The limo scene!!!
2. blairs birthday! giving her the necklace
3. blairs moms wedding when she comforts him!
4. season final dancing
5. chuck on the roof they hug
im a big chuck and blair Фан and they have so many amazing scenes these are just a few i found really cute! becuase they Показать how in Любовь they are i just wish they could finaly get together becuase im sick of them almost getting together over and over!!!
please rate and comment
1. The limo scene!!!
2. blairs birthday! giving her the necklace
3. blairs moms wedding when she comforts him!
4. season final dancing
5. chuck on the roof they hug
im a big chuck and blair Фан and they have so many amazing scenes these are just a few i found really cute! becuase they Показать how in Любовь they are i just wish they could finaly get together becuase im sick of them almost getting together over and over!!!
please rate and comment