here is another one of my funny bleach storys here Ты go
while ichigo was fighting grimjow, grimjow stabbed ichigo's hand to the ground. then rukia comes
rukia:ichigo what happened to your hands
ichigo:well i was fighting grimjaw and he stabbed me
grimjow:for the last time its grimjow not grimjaw
ichigo:whatever
then shinji comes and rukia ask why he is here
rukia:shinji why are Ты here
shinji:because this Манга says im in this chapter and its in my contract
rukia:then when do i fight
shinji: Ты fight in two еще chapters
rukia:i cant wait that long im getting out of here
ichigo:no rukia if Ты leave then it will change the future, because if Ты leave Ты wont freeze grimjow and the espadas wont go back to huceo mundo and they'll kill us and then...
grimjow:ichigo shut up now lets get back to the part where i kill Ты
rukia:no! dance sodeno shiriyuki, hakuren!
shinji:great rukia Ты ruined the Манга now your in this chapter instead of the other one
then rukia froze grimjow and grimjow and all the other espadas went back to huceo mundo
rukia:wow shinji how did Ты know i was going to fight,can Ты tell the future?
shinji: i just told you.... the manga... never mind no one listen to me anyways
while ichigo was fighting grimjow, grimjow stabbed ichigo's hand to the ground. then rukia comes
rukia:ichigo what happened to your hands
ichigo:well i was fighting grimjaw and he stabbed me
grimjow:for the last time its grimjow not grimjaw
ichigo:whatever
then shinji comes and rukia ask why he is here
rukia:shinji why are Ты here
shinji:because this Манга says im in this chapter and its in my contract
rukia:then when do i fight
shinji: Ты fight in two еще chapters
rukia:i cant wait that long im getting out of here
ichigo:no rukia if Ты leave then it will change the future, because if Ты leave Ты wont freeze grimjow and the espadas wont go back to huceo mundo and they'll kill us and then...
grimjow:ichigo shut up now lets get back to the part where i kill Ты
rukia:no! dance sodeno shiriyuki, hakuren!
shinji:great rukia Ты ruined the Манга now your in this chapter instead of the other one
then rukia froze grimjow and grimjow and all the other espadas went back to huceo mundo
rukia:wow shinji how did Ты know i was going to fight,can Ты tell the future?
shinji: i just told you.... the manga... never mind no one listen to me anyways