again, im not trying to make fun of bleach but heres another one of my funny storys
rukia just explained to ichigo about hollows and the soul society. now shes giving her powers to him
ichigo:hurry up and give me the sword little girl
rukia:for Ты information this little girl has a name,and my name is rukia kuchiki.
ichigo:ya,ya,ya just stab me and give me the powers because the hollow is coming
then rukia stabs ichigo and all her powers go to him.
rukia:dang it! Ты took all my powers Ты were only supposed to take some now im useless. now i need soul reaper powers!
ichigo:well sorry, its not my fault
rukia: please donate your soul reaper powers to rukia kuchiki. and if Ты are helpful and kind please go online and type www.give me your soul reaper powers или else i'll kill you.com please think about the children.
ichigo:rukia who are Ты talking to?
rukia:the audience Ты dumbo i need powers
rukia just explained to ichigo about hollows and the soul society. now shes giving her powers to him
ichigo:hurry up and give me the sword little girl
rukia:for Ты information this little girl has a name,and my name is rukia kuchiki.
ichigo:ya,ya,ya just stab me and give me the powers because the hollow is coming
then rukia stabs ichigo and all her powers go to him.
rukia:dang it! Ты took all my powers Ты were only supposed to take some now im useless. now i need soul reaper powers!
ichigo:well sorry, its not my fault
rukia: please donate your soul reaper powers to rukia kuchiki. and if Ты are helpful and kind please go online and type www.give me your soul reaper powers или else i'll kill you.com please think about the children.
ichigo:rukia who are Ты talking to?
rukia:the audience Ты dumbo i need powers
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the shingami where all around me.ichimaru got up slowly.
gin: what the heck was that for?!
i was silent aging.i took an chesnut out of my bag and through it at him.when it hit his head it crackd open.
gin: Эй, that hurt!!!
(it shouldnt have...your skull is thick enoughf Ты could break a coconut in two.)
i pushed past toshiro
toshiro: hey!
(toshiro im sorry...)
i grabbd my swords hilt
toshiro:huh?
(DIE!!!)
i charged toshiro and stabbed him!blood spilled from the wound.he droped to the ground.
(toshiro...you should have know...)
i walkd out the door to begin my Поиск for my brother ,uruy ishida.
to be continued
gin: what the heck was that for?!
i was silent aging.i took an chesnut out of my bag and through it at him.when it hit his head it crackd open.
gin: Эй, that hurt!!!
(it shouldnt have...your skull is thick enoughf Ты could break a coconut in two.)
i pushed past toshiro
toshiro: hey!
(toshiro im sorry...)
i grabbd my swords hilt
toshiro:huh?
(DIE!!!)
i charged toshiro and stabbed him!blood spilled from the wound.he droped to the ground.
(toshiro...you should have know...)
i walkd out the door to begin my Поиск for my brother ,uruy ishida.
to be continued
1: Ты think about your bleach crush all день everyday.
2: instead of doing your homework Ты try and draw your favriot bleach character on Ты h.w. sheet.
3: your Друзья look at Ты like Ты have 7 heads trying to convince them to watch bleach.
4: Ты try and make your imaginary zanpak-to real
5: Ты try and cosplay your fav. bleach charecter
6: Ты sometimes notice Ты call your brother или sister a squad member.
7: Ты write a short story about someone and bleach charecters
8: Ты свинг, качели sticks above Ты head saying its Ты zanpak-to
9: Ты Присоединиться this Фан club
10: Ты read this artical.
And no a short story is not 70 pages long....
Some facts about each of the Bleach Vice Captains
Sasakibe Chōjirō Tadaoki (Deceased)
Division: 1st Division
Birthday: November 4
Height: 5'9½"
Weight: 146 lbs
Zanpakutō: Gonryōmaru "Solemn Spirite"
Shikai Release Command: Ugate "Bite"
Bankai: Kōkō Gonryō Rikyū Glittering Yellow Shrine of the Solemn Spirit
Hobby: Cultivating black tea
Special skill: Fencing
Food Likes: Western food
Food Dislikes: Japanese food
How he spent his days off: Trying to embrace Western culture
Ōmaeda Nikkōtarōemon Yoshiayamenosuke Marechiyo
Division: 2nd Division
Birthday: May 5
Height: 6'10½"
Weight: 332 lbs...
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Sasakibe Chōjirō Tadaoki (Deceased)
Division: 1st Division
Birthday: November 4
Height: 5'9½"
Weight: 146 lbs
Zanpakutō: Gonryōmaru "Solemn Spirite"
Shikai Release Command: Ugate "Bite"
Bankai: Kōkō Gonryō Rikyū Glittering Yellow Shrine of the Solemn Spirit
Hobby: Cultivating black tea
Special skill: Fencing
Food Likes: Western food
Food Dislikes: Japanese food
How he spent his days off: Trying to embrace Western culture
Ōmaeda Nikkōtarōemon Yoshiayamenosuke Marechiyo
Division: 2nd Division
Birthday: May 5
Height: 6'10½"
Weight: 332 lbs...
