Ты know you’re a Buffy Фан when…
Ты can sing all the songs from “Once еще with Feeling” from memory…and if Ты can’t Ты stare at the words until they are engrained in your brain.
Ты can quote Buffy verse that is appropriate for every moment…and your Друзья look at Ты like you’ve grown a third eye.
Ты spend your grocery money on the complete Buffy series boxed set
Ты stay up till 2 in the morning watching reruns on fanpop
Ты spend hours searching for the imitation Claddagh ring Kohl’s has in their jewelry department
Ты decide to take up ice skating after watching “What’s My Line”
Ты go nuts when James Marsters guest stars on Тайны Смолвиля and add commentary such as “Spike would have knocked him flat”…”Spike would have сказал(-а) _______” “Spike would have…”
When Ты say not only “Bored now” but “Tired now” “Hungry now” and then your Друзья and family start saying it.
Ты think about designing stiletto heels whose heels are made out of wood.
Your dream special someone must not only be nice, smart, funny, caring, but also a Buffy addict
The only insult Ты can think of during a verbal battle with your sister is “you have a Фрукты перфоратор, удар, пунш mouth”
Ты re-watch such episodes as “End of Days” “What’s My Line” “Ted” “Bad Eggs” “Angel” and “Surprise” fast-forward-ing to Bangel smoochies :) (apologies to spuffy или Briley fans)
When “Or Earth logic doesn’t resemble your logic” becomes your new phrase to say when Ты think someone is off their rocker
When Ты have an awful день and the only thing that will make it better is watching your fave BtVS episode
When someone says they don’t “get” Buffy Ты start on a 2hr speech that Ты know will convert them
when someone says “By the way I like your dress” it takes on a whole new meaning.
или when Ты say it and Ты try to imitate Mark Metcalf
When playing “what would Ты save if your house was on огонь and everyone was safe” Buffy seasons are at the вверх of your list
The Музыка Ты have on your сделать ставку, ipod includes “Goodbye to You”, “Wild Horses”, the BtVS theme song...
Your friend cons Ты into watching Prison Break and Ты say “Oh gosh!! That’s they guy who turned into the strange рыба monster from Buffy season 2 episode 20, “Go Fish”
Ты use the cookie dough speech to explain something to someone
When someone says “Note to Self” Ты say “Duck”
When Ты see the name James Marston on x-men (the guy who lays Cyclops) Ты say “I didn’t know Spike was an X-man!!”
Ты name a pet Willow, Oz, или something along those lines
When walking through a store Ты see some “interesting” clothing или jewelry and think “that’s something Willow или Tara would wear”
When watching the old Dracula movie Ты keep mentioning how much better the Buffy v. Dracula was.
You’re in the библиотека researching who knows what for a very important project due tomorrow and the song “Under your Spell” is playing through your head…so Ты start humming it…and all of a sudden Ты realize that Ты are Пение it…out loud…and people are staring at you…so Ты make a quick exit …even if it means flunking your project.
And lastly….
Ты can read this whole soapbox and not get bored. In fact Ты want more…so Ты post your own proof to Buffy addiction in the Комментарий box :)
Ты can sing all the songs from “Once еще with Feeling” from memory…and if Ты can’t Ты stare at the words until they are engrained in your brain.
Ты can quote Buffy verse that is appropriate for every moment…and your Друзья look at Ты like you’ve grown a third eye.
Ты spend your grocery money on the complete Buffy series boxed set
Ты stay up till 2 in the morning watching reruns on fanpop
Ты spend hours searching for the imitation Claddagh ring Kohl’s has in their jewelry department
Ты decide to take up ice skating after watching “What’s My Line”
Ты go nuts when James Marsters guest stars on Тайны Смолвиля and add commentary such as “Spike would have knocked him flat”…”Spike would have сказал(-а) _______” “Spike would have…”
When Ты say not only “Bored now” but “Tired now” “Hungry now” and then your Друзья and family start saying it.
Ты think about designing stiletto heels whose heels are made out of wood.
Your dream special someone must not only be nice, smart, funny, caring, but also a Buffy addict
The only insult Ты can think of during a verbal battle with your sister is “you have a Фрукты перфоратор, удар, пунш mouth”
Ты re-watch such episodes as “End of Days” “What’s My Line” “Ted” “Bad Eggs” “Angel” and “Surprise” fast-forward-ing to Bangel smoochies :) (apologies to spuffy или Briley fans)
When “Or Earth logic doesn’t resemble your logic” becomes your new phrase to say when Ты think someone is off their rocker
When Ты have an awful день and the only thing that will make it better is watching your fave BtVS episode
When someone says they don’t “get” Buffy Ты start on a 2hr speech that Ты know will convert them
when someone says “By the way I like your dress” it takes on a whole new meaning.
или when Ты say it and Ты try to imitate Mark Metcalf
When playing “what would Ты save if your house was on огонь and everyone was safe” Buffy seasons are at the вверх of your list
The Музыка Ты have on your сделать ставку, ipod includes “Goodbye to You”, “Wild Horses”, the BtVS theme song...
Your friend cons Ты into watching Prison Break and Ты say “Oh gosh!! That’s they guy who turned into the strange рыба monster from Buffy season 2 episode 20, “Go Fish”
Ты use the cookie dough speech to explain something to someone
When someone says “Note to Self” Ты say “Duck”
When Ты see the name James Marston on x-men (the guy who lays Cyclops) Ты say “I didn’t know Spike was an X-man!!”
Ты name a pet Willow, Oz, или something along those lines
When walking through a store Ты see some “interesting” clothing или jewelry and think “that’s something Willow или Tara would wear”
When watching the old Dracula movie Ты keep mentioning how much better the Buffy v. Dracula was.
You’re in the библиотека researching who knows what for a very important project due tomorrow and the song “Under your Spell” is playing through your head…so Ты start humming it…and all of a sudden Ты realize that Ты are Пение it…out loud…and people are staring at you…so Ты make a quick exit …even if it means flunking your project.
And lastly….
Ты can read this whole soapbox and not get bored. In fact Ты want more…so Ты post your own proof to Buffy addiction in the Комментарий box :)
