#2!
1. What if?: As a result of a spell going wrong, the Scooby gang was turned into children?
Why?: Spells going wrong are always hilarious. Besides, it would be a very light and fluffy episode, which I thought was what BtVS needed at times (screw you, Marti Noxon).
Why not?: It would be kind of hard to find child stars. *shrug*
2. What if?: We were shown that one time that Spike and Энджел were intimate?
Why?: Because it's torture, man! And I'm curious; I don't just wanna watch it because I'm a perv.
Why not?: I guess Футбол moms and most of the male audience would disapprove of it. But can't they just cover their eyes and ears and hum Green день songs? That's what I do in certain Health classes.
3. What if?: Willow and Faith kissed?
Why?: No reason, just another couple we can drool over. 'Sides, Faith is muchos better than Kennedy, amiright?
Why not?: Somehow, I cannot imagine Willow just going up to Faith and smooching her. или vice versa. Actually, I could imagine it happening vice versa.
4. What if?: Oz had еще guest appearences in Season 5-7?
Why?: Well, come on! Oz disappears without a trace in Season 4, then suddenly pops back up in Season 8? Not cool. How come nobody asked how he was, или even bothered to keep in touch. How come nobody had tried to contact him in Season 7, when they were preparing for an uber-battle with the First?
Why not?: If Seth Green, the actor that played Oz, has such sweet gigs nowadays, I suppose he would've gotten a lot of opportunities back then as well.
5. What if?: The Показать ran for longer, way long, up to... well, now, in 2010? And what if they read Twilight?
Why?: Man, that book sucked. I'm sorry, but it did. Sparkly vampires? Think about the characters' reactions. Most of them would go ":D". Энджел would probably be "DX" with a bit of "D:<". Spike would go "xDDD" and then "):<". And finally, Giles will go "8I". And then wipe his glasses.
Why not?: Well, obviously, They can't do that coz the Показать is not running anymore. Also, Meyer would probably cry and wail, "Why me?" because her Книги were teased mercilessly on one of her Избранное TV shows, that she never watched of course. Those are the best shows.
6. What if?: There was a Buffy/Angel crossover?
Why?: Because, wouldn't that be awesome?
Why not?: Well, which category would this crossover be in? BtVS или Angel? или could they just make a little mini-series thing?
7. What if?: Due to a spell gone wrong, the Scooby gang switched bodies?
Why?: Ты might be feeling a bit of deja vu with this situation, and that's simply because I Любовь spells gone wrong. In a hilarious way, of course, not a gruesome ick way. 'Sides, it would be especially funny if a guy was in a girl's body, and that girl happened to be on her "time of the month".
Why not?: I think the spells-gone-wrong thing could be considered overdone if they decided to air this episode.
8. What if?: Dawndrew (Dawn/Andrew) happened?
Why?: Because, wouldn't they make a cute couple? *squee*
Why not?: Because Andrew is gay. Well, sort of gay, sort of straight... I don't know! But I think during Season 7, he thought less of having a house full of hot girls, and еще of fantasizing about having a threesome with Xander and Spike (What would Ты even call that anyway? Xandrewike?).
9. What if?: Some Вампиры started an evil cult... underwater? серовато-коричневый, dun, дун серовато-коричневый, dun, дун серовато-коричневый, dun, дун *evil cackling*
Why?: Well, daytime или not, Вампиры cannot burn in water. They proved that in Энджел Season 1. So it would be perfectly logical for a vampire cult living under the sea already. "What about blood?", Ты ask. Well, they could just feed off fish, или перфоратор, удар, пунш a hole in a nighttime cruise and feast on the drowing passengers. But then blood spreads everywhere in the water so...
Why not?: Joss Whedon and his gang would probably be carted off to the funny farm for even THINKING that.
10. What if?: Buffy and her gang travelled to New York?
Why?: After seeing so much of boring, sunny California (no offence to any California residents), wouldn't Ты want a change of scenery too? Besides, I heard there was a hellmouth there as well. It's called "Wall Street".
Why not?: Yeah, Joss, why not? *glares at Joss Whedon*
#3!
