#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even Лондон bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. Лондон Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.
#9:
Alucard: Walter, do Ты know what my вверх three Избранное things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. секунда is Nazis. Can Ты guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!
#8:
Anderson: Ты will witness what happens what here today, and Ты will will speak of it later.. Except Ты won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).
#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!? Just grow back your legs! Semon up your demons! Hit me! FIGHT ME!!... Give me a hug
#6:
Jan: Alright, alright... what Ты do, is Ты go down to the local pharmacy, ask for something called Viagra, and it will help Ты go fuck yourself!
#5:
Jan: [Laughing] I don't know what's fucking funnier, the fact that Ты think that your titless жопа, попка intimidates me, или that Ты think my boss would let me live if Ты did! (Is suddenly enveloped in blue fire) AND NOW I'M ON FUCKING FIRE! SO NOW IT'S FREE GAME!!
#4:
Doctor: But Major, now zhat zhey know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that iz the plan~! Now that zhey know our plan, zhey will plan around our plan, and zo we zhall in turn plan around zhe plan zhat zhey are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!
#3:
Major: Helllo
Alucard: (laughing) HE'S STILL SO FUCKIN FAT! He's like a Nazi Louis C.K.! Wait wait no no, Jim Gaffigan! Jim Gaffigan!
#2:
Alucard: Y'ello?
Integra: What did Ты do?
Alucard: Alright. (Alucard over the phone) But Ты can't be mad at me.
Integra: What did Ты do?
Alucard: Okay, first, I was minding my own business-
Integra: (Slams hand on table) BULLSHIT!!
Alucard: (Whining) I was!!!!
#1:
Alucard: It was the Nazis, wasn't it?
Sir Integra: No!
Alucard: Bet Ты I'm right!
Sir Integra: Bet Ты you're wrong!
Alucard: Bet Ты you're a skank~!
Sir Integra: Bet Ты you're an asshole!
Alucard: BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even Лондон bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. Лондон Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.
#9:
Alucard: Walter, do Ты know what my вверх three Избранное things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. секунда is Nazis. Can Ты guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!
#8:
Anderson: Ты will witness what happens what here today, and Ты will will speak of it later.. Except Ты won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).
#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!? Just grow back your legs! Semon up your demons! Hit me! FIGHT ME!!... Give me a hug
#6:
Jan: Alright, alright... what Ты do, is Ты go down to the local pharmacy, ask for something called Viagra, and it will help Ты go fuck yourself!
#5:
Jan: [Laughing] I don't know what's fucking funnier, the fact that Ты think that your titless жопа, попка intimidates me, или that Ты think my boss would let me live if Ты did! (Is suddenly enveloped in blue fire) AND NOW I'M ON FUCKING FIRE! SO NOW IT'S FREE GAME!!
#4:
Doctor: But Major, now zhat zhey know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that iz the plan~! Now that zhey know our plan, zhey will plan around our plan, and zo we zhall in turn plan around zhe plan zhat zhey are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!
#3:
Major: Helllo
Alucard: (laughing) HE'S STILL SO FUCKIN FAT! He's like a Nazi Louis C.K.! Wait wait no no, Jim Gaffigan! Jim Gaffigan!
#2:
Alucard: Y'ello?
Integra: What did Ты do?
Alucard: Alright. (Alucard over the phone) But Ты can't be mad at me.
Integra: What did Ты do?
Alucard: Okay, first, I was minding my own business-
Integra: (Slams hand on table) BULLSHIT!!
Alucard: (Whining) I was!!!!
#1:
Alucard: It was the Nazis, wasn't it?
Sir Integra: No!
Alucard: Bet Ты I'm right!
Sir Integra: Bet Ты you're wrong!
Alucard: Bet Ты you're a skank~!
Sir Integra: Bet Ты you're an asshole!
Alucard: BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!
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