DERPY HOOVES/SWORD:

Derpy: I live with my alcoholic cousin.. I've seen worse.

Derpy: *bucks enamy in the throat, and throws him against the wall* I'm sorry. Did that hurt?

Derpy: (laughs) Worst, bedtime, story, ever!

Derpy: I'm bored.. Wanna open the window and scream hurtful Комментарии towards on going people for no reason?

Game Показать host: Name something, that excits you?
Derpy: OHHH!! EATING A PEBBLE!!

Derpy: Cause I don't get killed by the first boss.

Derpy: Well.. People always say I have pretty eyes.. But still. There not suppose to be like this. I.. I had an accident. Jumped to hard on my bed. Should of lessened to Saten. My own fault.

Derpy: (seeing zombies attack and realizes she needs to get Saten mad at the zombies, so he would kill them) Um. Saten. te know T dog from Walking Dead?
Saten: Yeah.. He's my preferito character.
Derpy: Well.. He died.
Saten: NOO!!
Derpy: Got eaten da zombies
Saten: (enraged) FUCK THOSE ZOMBIES (attacks)

Derpy: (holding gun) I"LL KILL YOU!
Unknown: (making Derpy think he killed her husband) Look, just put down the gun... Ты wouldn't have the guts to kill m-
Derpy: (shoots him in both legs)
Unknown: .... Okay, your shoot me, but won't kill m-
Derpy: (shoots him in the head).

Derpy: Well, I guess I'll sit here an- (falls asleep before finishing).

(job interview)
Boss: So... Ты want a job?
Derpy: I tell Ты what I want... To sleep with your son!
Boss: ... Nobody's ever spoken to me like that.
Derpy: That's cause everybody is too distracted by the butt Ты call a face.
Boss: ............ Your hired.
Derpy: (disappointed) Shit.
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яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса TWIST:

AJ: Ты kidding.. He use to get drunk when ALREADY drunk... He even threw up on my tail.. Twice.

AJ: Ты took my Saten! Where is he!
Gangster: I ain't telling Ты shit!
AJ: Prehaps Ты didn't hear me... (punches him in the face violently) WHERE IS HE!!

Saten: I'm gonna miss having яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса though
AJ: But I'm wait here
Saten: No.. I meant the drink.
AJ: What drink.
Saten: Applejack.
AJ: *annoyed* What!?
Saten: No. яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса is a type of alcohol.
AJ: Oh.. Right.. Silly me.

AJ: I told Ты not to print that story! Now everybody thinks I'm a slut!
Flashwave: But Ты ARE a slut!.. I'm just helping people to see it!
Pinkie: (there to comfort AJ) Shut up! No she's not!
Flashwave: (punches her) Stay outta this Ты dumb розовый bitch!
AJ: (angrily) HEY!!
Flashwave: (blows raspberry)
AJ: Apologize to her, NOW!!
Flashwave: I don't have to lesson to you.. Dumb slut!
AJ: I may be a slut but I know how to kill a man.. Painfully!
Flashwave: Yeah, sure thing, ugly whore.
AJ: (eye twitches) Can Ты put your hoof on counter?
Flashwave: (Does so) Your not gonna try and find a way to have sex with it, are you, local slut?
AJ: (staves a нож into his hoof, making it stuck on the counter)
Flashwave: (Groans in pain) Ты goddamn bitch
Pinkie: (recording this) (this is hilarious).
Flashwave: Ты fucking сука (Tries to get the нож out of his hoof)
AJ: (smashes his face against the counter breaking nose).
Flashwave: Ты goddamn сука (Keeps trying to get the нож out of him)
AJ: (unaware Pinkie is recording this) Sorry Ты have to see this Pinkie
Pinkie: Oh, come on. I'm enjoying this
AJ: Really?
Pinkie: Hey, that Капкейки fanfic wasn't ENTIRELY false
Flashwave: Pinkie is a slut as wel-
AJ: (LITERARY stabs him in the back)
Flashwave: (Screams in pain) Ты goddamn bitch
Flashwave: (dead with multiple stab wounds)
AJ: (shocked of her own actions) Where the hell did that come from?
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Pinkie: Well, it happens

AJ: AJ: Well, ya know... Didn' your parents have that talk about the birds and the bees when Ты were younger'?

Sword: Your actually pretty hot when I see Ты properly. How come we never hooked up?
AJ: Ты сказал(-а) you'd rather jump head first into an active volcano.
Sword: ... Oh.

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Here's scenes I forgot to add for best of Saten and Ditto and Sword..

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SATEN:

Saten: Well girl's we killed the bottle.
AJ: I had half a glass.
Pinkie: I didn't have any-
Saten: Okay! Don't judge me!

AJ: (nuzzling Saten lovingly)
Saten: Huh.. That's so adorable, your like a cat. Only cuter.

Pinkie: (after battle) Umm.. Saten.
Saten: (sees a нож stabbed into him) падуб, holly, холли shit, when did I get stabbed!?... That's fuckin AWESOME!!

Saten: (to AppleBloom's new boyfriend) Lesson here.. I want Ты to remember, that little girl was always like a daughter to me. So I don't want any funny business. Because Ты make her cry, (shows fist) I make Ты cry!

(Doctor Phil spoof)
Phil McGraw: Okay.. So here's our Далее guest. Saten Twist.
Saten: Yeah. I've been a bit off lately.
Phil: Yes. I looked at your files.. And I must say.. There are 13 signs, to a psychopath.. But Ты have 29 of them.
Saten: (offended) Well. That's not very nic-
Phil: How dose your wife handle it?
Saten: Can Ты please leave AppleJack out of this.
Phil: Say? What's her number?
Saten: (gets up angrily) MotherFUCKER!
Phil: (nervous) ... Saten Twist everyone! (audience cheers)
Saten: I HATE Ты ALL!! (audience claps even MORE).

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DITTO:

una: Say.. What happened to the escaping prisoner?
Ditto: Well.. I hit him with my car.
Luna: Ты hit him!?
Ditto: Yep.
Luna: Ты ran over, a fellow pony!?
Ditto: Sure did,
Luna: But.. What about Celestia's rule!?
Ditto: ... Didn't kill him.
(shows the prisoner in the hospital, everything but his head is bandaged up)
Prisoner: (to nurse) Ты wanna know. How I got these scars!?
Nurse: (heard it before) Hmm,. From Ditto?
Prisoner: From, Ditto!!

Celestia: Ditto, dear, we need your help again.
Ditto: (groans) fine... (sarcastically) someone better be dying!
(skips ahead a bit)
Sick pony: I'm dying!

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MASTER SWORD:

Derpy: It's not ALWAYS about the woman Ты know.
Sword: huh.
Derpy: What?
Sword: Nothing. Just, rethinking my whole... Entire life

(sword playing golf on natural television)
Sword: Alright., ball. Time to go home.. (misses and starts yelling at the ball) Ты little son of a (bleep). Why couldnt Ты just go HOME!? That is your HOME! Ты too good for your HOME!? ANSWER MEEEE!!!!
Sword: (throws the flag in anger) SUCK MY GREEN жопа, попка BALL!! (the flag knocks over one of the camera man's)
Sword: (pacing and enraged) (bleep)ED WITH THE WRONG MOTHER(bleep)ER! (literary EVERY word is being bleeped out)

Sword: and that. Derpy.. Is how I got my wallet back from those crazy, insane aliens.

Sword: (first hearing of Saten's crush on AJ from Derpy having told him).. I see... Excuse me Derpy, I gotta make a phone call... (off view) Эй, Red Head! I heard Ты have a crush on some cow girl!
Saten: (stupidly from other side of phone) WHO IS THIS!? HOW Ты GETTING THIS INFOMATION!?

Derpy: Who are you!?
Pony: My name i- (gets shot dead)
Derpy: (angrily to Sword) Ты SHOT HIM!
Sword: (holding gun) duaa. That's what Оружие are FOR!

Sword: If Ты don't shut up! I'll rip off your fuckin legs and beat Ты to death with them!!

Derpy: I can never help but imagine what kinda person Ты would of became, if it weren't for me..
(vision)
Sword: (gang leader) Alright boys! Let's rob the bank! Give the money to the poor, then rob the poor AND SHOOT THE MONEY!! (he and the gang all cheer)

Derpy: What happened to the AlexMane guy?
Sword: He's being handled by вверх men.
Derpy: Who?
Sword: вверх men.

Sword: When Ты get to hell! Tell em Master Sword sent ya!!

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