#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, Ты want to run? Huh? Ты want to run, Ты want to disrespect me? Ты want to fuck with me? I mean, Ты come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and Ты want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give Ты thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat Ты up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas: ARE Ты FUCKIN DEATH!?.. I SAID, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, Ты CHICKEN FUCK! RUN, FORREST! RUN!!
#2:
Vaas: Did I ever tell Ты what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way... (punches клеть, ящик aside violently) ...you are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do Ты have a fucking problem in your head? Do Ты think I am bullshitting you, do Ты think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed Ты once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell Ты the definition of insanity?
#3:
Jason: Fuck you.
Vaas: Ты are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. Ты see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE Ты every fucking time. So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the FUCK is it going to be?! THEM или ME?! (violently beats his chest) MEEEEEE!!! или THEM?! (chuckles) Like... like Ты know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. (beat) By the way, this lighter really sucks.
#4:
Vaas: Ты enjoying my sisters company?.. Come on Jason! Shoot me!.. Pull the trigger!.. END THIS MISERY!!...... Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the fucking пересекать, крест and let me be REBORRRRRRN!
#5:
Vaas: Ты boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really Любовь you, cause Ты two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (Grant mumbles) I'm sorry, what did Ты say? What did Ты say? DO Ты WANT ME TO SLICE Ты OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!?.. Hmm? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. HEY! Ты FUCK! Look me in the eye!... You're my bitch.. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... или Ты die. (Jason mumbles too) What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't Ты laughing now like Ты did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? Ты see, thing is, up there, Ты thought Ты had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, Ты thought Ты had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (beat) Ты hit the ground.
#6:
Vaas: The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point.
#7:
Vaas: Surprise motherfucker. Ты didn't think I knew Ты were coming right?
[laughing] I am so DISAPPOINTED! Ты showed so much PROMISE Jason, so much FUCKING PROMISE. Now here Ты are, trapped like a fucking rat.
#8:
Vaas: Who gave Ты that ink, hmm? I asked Ты a question: who give Ты that ink, hmm? Citra give Ты that ink, my sister give Ты that ink, huh? Ты think that makes Ты one of us? Ты think that makes Ты like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive (whistles) a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did your brother Grant.
#9:
Vaas: Peek a boo motherfucker!
#10: Vaas: (player shoots at him) Do Ты have any idea how fucking rude that was?
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, Ты want to run? Huh? Ты want to run, Ты want to disrespect me? Ты want to fuck with me? I mean, Ты come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and Ты want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give Ты thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat Ты up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas: ARE Ты FUCKIN DEATH!?.. I SAID, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, Ты CHICKEN FUCK! RUN, FORREST! RUN!!
#2:
Vaas: Did I ever tell Ты what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way... (punches клеть, ящик aside violently) ...you are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do Ты have a fucking problem in your head? Do Ты think I am bullshitting you, do Ты think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed Ты once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell Ты the definition of insanity?
#3:
Jason: Fuck you.
Vaas: Ты are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. Ты see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE Ты every fucking time. So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the FUCK is it going to be?! THEM или ME?! (violently beats his chest) MEEEEEE!!! или THEM?! (chuckles) Like... like Ты know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. (beat) By the way, this lighter really sucks.
#4:
Vaas: Ты enjoying my sisters company?.. Come on Jason! Shoot me!.. Pull the trigger!.. END THIS MISERY!!...... Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the fucking пересекать, крест and let me be REBORRRRRRN!
#5:
Vaas: Ты boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really Любовь you, cause Ты two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (Grant mumbles) I'm sorry, what did Ты say? What did Ты say? DO Ты WANT ME TO SLICE Ты OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!?.. Hmm? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. HEY! Ты FUCK! Look me in the eye!... You're my bitch.. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... или Ты die. (Jason mumbles too) What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't Ты laughing now like Ты did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? Ты see, thing is, up there, Ты thought Ты had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, Ты thought Ты had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (beat) Ты hit the ground.
#6:
Vaas: The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point.
#7:
Vaas: Surprise motherfucker. Ты didn't think I knew Ты were coming right?
[laughing] I am so DISAPPOINTED! Ты showed so much PROMISE Jason, so much FUCKING PROMISE. Now here Ты are, trapped like a fucking rat.
#8:
Vaas: Who gave Ты that ink, hmm? I asked Ты a question: who give Ты that ink, hmm? Citra give Ты that ink, my sister give Ты that ink, huh? Ты think that makes Ты one of us? Ты think that makes Ты like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive (whistles) a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did your brother Grant.
#9:
Vaas: Peek a boo motherfucker!
#10: Vaas: (player shoots at him) Do Ты have any idea how fucking rude that was?
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Fillydelphia, 1992
Case крекер, взломщик is driving out of Fillydelphia with his marefriend, Sprocket.
Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on!
Case Cracker: I've been working for this пони named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead!
Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us?
Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my Оружие from the перчатка, перчатки compartment.
Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present
Grand Theft Ponies
San Franciscolt, December 1988
The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case крекер, взломщик at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10
Gordon: I always told Ты that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.
Suddenly, the phone rings.
Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: Эй, Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case...
Sick design, "okay" character
According to Cinema Snob this movie use to be called
"Rape and revenge"
Really gives away the ending, doesn't it?
This movie is banned in my own country.
And for good reason.
Any SANE person would be left with this reaction.
You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. или the Twilight movies.
The film is noted for its controversial depiction of graphic violence, nudity, obscene language, and lengthy depictions of gang rape which take up 30 минуты of the film's runtime.
Yeah.. Who wants to spent 30 минуты watching some poor woman getting assaulted by hillbillies simply cause she has tits...
continue reading...
"Rape and revenge"
Really gives away the ending, doesn't it?
This movie is banned in my own country.
And for good reason.
Any SANE person would be left with this reaction.
You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. или the Twilight movies.
The film is noted for its controversial depiction of graphic violence, nudity, obscene language, and lengthy depictions of gang rape which take up 30 минуты of the film's runtime.
Yeah.. Who wants to spent 30 минуты watching some poor woman getting assaulted by hillbillies simply cause she has tits...
Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's еще popular, and probably was on Youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have еще или less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit еще hilarious..
James Rolfe is the one who's еще popular, and probably was on Youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have еще или less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit еще hilarious..
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.
But why?
I gave it a listen.
And I tell Ты what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.
Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. еще for the actual SONGS.
And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin Любовь the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.
I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD
