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ONE WEEK BEFORE MOST OF THE EVENTS IN GRAND THEFT AUTO 4:

Packie is spending some time with Kate.

But as often stated by Kate in the game itself, Packie has uncontrollable behavior when he's with her in public and will attack anyone who he thinks is looking at her "wrong".

This fact is currently being proven, as a guy tried hitting on Kate, and is now shown with both of his legs broken, despite the harmless intent.

"Take that Ты little fucking shit!" Packie cried angrily.

"Jeeze, Packie, he was only trying to be nice" сказал(-а) a reasonably frightened Kate.

"Yeah.. Well.. I didn't like the look in his eye" Packie cried, as he was obviously paranoid.

Suddenly a man banged into Kate by accident.

"HEY! HANDS OFF MY SISTER!" cried the paranoid Packie.

"Excuse me?" The guy cried.

"DON'T GET SMART WITH ME!" Packie cried, standing up and suddenly smashing his пиво bottle against a wall, and held it as a weapon.

"I WILL FUCK Ты UP!" Pack screamed, causing the man to run away in fear.

"P -Packie.. Do Ты mind getting me a pop или something?" Kate asked, wanting him to leave for a bit, as he was starting to scare her.

"Sure Katey.. Anything particular?" Packie asked, calming down a bit.

"Dr Pepper" Kate replied.

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LATER AT NEARBY GAS STORE:

Packie entered the store, only to see it being robbed.

"Up... Put.. Them.. Up!" Cried Dash, as she was drunk and holding a armed Browning BDA at the one cashier.

But Dash was hardly standing up straight, sense she was drunk.

"Excuse me" Packie сказал(-а) to both the robber and victim.

"What the hell do Ты want boldy!" Dash cried, as this was before they new each other.

"Just one question... Dose this place sell Dr Pepper?" Packie asked, not bothering to stop the robbery, as he didn't see Dash as any real threat, in her drunken condition.

"S -Shut up!.. Put your hands up!.. I got nothing to lose, so don't fuck with me!" Dash cried, being one of few times she swears.

"Shoot me than" Packie said, proving how unafraid he is.

"Fine" Dash said, preparing to shot him, but Packie grabbed the gun from her.

"Too slow bitch!" Packie laughed, and then pistol whipped her over the head with her own BDA, knocking her out.

"Thanks" The cashier replied.

"No problem.. But seriously, about that Dr Pepper?" Packie asked.

"We have some in the back" The lady replied.

Not long after, Dash awoke.

"You hit me!" She cried.

"Your lucky that's ALL I did" Packie replied, laughing a bit.

"Anyway.. Ты better get out of here" He added.

"Y -Your letting me go?" Dash сказал(-а) in serprise.

"Sure.. Ты don't seem all that bad.. Why else Ты think I didn't shoot Ты back there?" Packie replied.
I can already tell the amount of haters I'm gonna earn when I say "I wish there were еще writers like Sergent Sprinkles".

This is, in my opinion, the greatest Крипипаста ever.
Not even for the plot. But the but most of the narration's are the reason why I would say the story is a bit of an inspiration to me.. As he/she really knows how to fill certain moods when describing the settings..

Not only that, but the fact that Капкейки has some of the greastest Фан Видео and Фан sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready to Die/Andrew...
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Okay..

So I recently saw this dark comedy movie.
BAD SANTA.
It seemed like it would be interesting.
And. In the end.
It WAS interesting..

Billy Thornton plays Willy. An foul mouthed, alcoholic, theif, who every год he dresses up as the famish father Christmas, and his midget pal Marcus dresses up as an elf. And when the store closes, they secretly stay behind, snd rob the place blind.

Willy, ironic of his fake job, hates kids and everything about them, and openly insults them as they sit on "santa's" lap.

Though. There was one kid who ends up being different.
An overweight, mentally retarded kid.

At...
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