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"Dimitri, Ты got my money?" Niko asked from a mysterious warehouse.

Dimitri Sure.. (the door starts closing but Little Jacob sneaks inside) But I just wanted to say how grateful me and my bosses are for what Ты did.. And I just wanted to check something

"Uhh.. Okay" Niko sais, a bit nervous.

Ты ARE Niko Bellic, correct?" Dimitri asked, as he suddenly became serious.

"... What is this?" Asked a nervous Niko.

"And Ты used to work the coast in the Mediterranean, smuggling people into Italy?"

"I don't know what you're talking about". Niko сказал(-а) nervously.

"But Ты messed up... and left a lot of bad debt. Ты left a good friend of mine out of pocket, big time.

Mr Bulgarian steps out from the shadows, and several Russian mobsters begin to surround Niko.

"Hello, Niko" He greeted.

Hello... Mr. Bulgarin.

Jacob [to self] Ras.

"Where's our money?" Demitri and Bulgarin both asked.

"I don't know... I didn't rob you... We were busted a mile off the coast. I had to swim for my life. I don't know what happened.. I nearly drowned"

"My сердце is bleeding" Bulgarin сказал(-а) sarcastically.

"I DID WHAT I COULD! I DIDN'T FUCK UP!" Niko cried with sudden rage.

Angered, Bulgarin orders a member of the Russian Mafia attempts to slit Niko's throat. However, Niko ran into cover as everyone began reaching for guns, including Niko himself, who took out the smaller pistol of GTA 4, and Jacob did the same.

Niko and Jacob were now caught in the middle of heavy gun battle, loud gunshots surrounding the background.

"FUCK YOU!" Niko screamed, as he shoot at off view targets.

"Shit! Dimitri and Bulgarin are leaving!.. Jacob. Can Ты hold these men while I go after?" Niko cried, still shooting his way though the warehouse.

"Just easy man! The place rammed full man, you'll get us killed my youth. We can catch dem later. Their time will come, trust me!" Jacob said, off view.

Niko reluctantly agreed, and continued shooting, shooting a nearby enamy wait though the head, causing blood to spill onto the wall.

Eventually after a long, intense fight, Jacob and Niko escaped both the Russian troops and responding cops.

"I told Ты Dimitri was a snake in de grass!" Jacob cried, after confirming they were now in the clear.

"I didn't know that Mr. Bulgarin was here in Liberty City. If I could have killed them all then and there..."

"Just chill Niko man, one at a time. Wan wan coco full baskit, seen? We find out where Dimitri is and then, BAM!.. We take the rest of dem out. Just keep ya head down til then" Jacob replied.

"FUCKIN DIMITRI!... made me kill Faustin! And then he sell me down the river" Niko cried angrily.

"Just cool Niko, di boy's a ginnal, yuh nah see? He gonna make his own downfall. De higher da monkey climb da еще him expose him batty hole, ya see it?"

I will bring Dimitri down MYSELF. I promise Ты this!" Niko replied, still angry.

LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

Niko finds Roman hiding in the хобот, ствол of his car.

"Jesus Roman.. What are Ты doing in there?" Niko said, almost laughing.

"I got scared... people started calling the house and hanging up.. Ты weren't answering your phone! What happened!?" Roman cried.

"We've got a big problem.. Dimitri was not a man of his word" Niko said.

"So we're dead!?" Roman cried.

"More или less" Niko admitted.

"Great!.. Just great!.. Everything was FINE before Ты came... And now this. Thank you. Thanks a lot! Niko!" Roman cried sarcastically.

Niko: [translated] I'm sorry.

Roman. [translated] Whatever.

Brief pause.

"Look.. What's done is done" Roman insisted.

"Yes, but there's a BIGGER problem... That guy I owed money to... He's here now!" Niko сказал(-а) worriedly.

"Great!" Roman cried sarcastically.

"I'm sorry... I've ruined your life" Niko сказал(-а) sadly.

Roman tried to cheer him up by saying, "No. Don't be like that... we can find a way out of this... bunch of idiot Russians..."

"I will kill every one of them!"

"No!... that's exactly what Ты WON'T do. We don't have time for revenge.. We can lay low... and start over. Please... come on, let's go back to the apartment... We can pick up our stuff, and then get out of here. I'll call Mallorie, she might have somewhere we can hide out.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.

Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important пони in this shithole of a town, and Ты know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to hear dis!...
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posted by Canada24
So I have gotten a request from WindWaker430.. Review Adam Standler movies..

Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..

I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..



I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.

So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to...
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#1: THE RING ITSELF:
He/She seems to have a personality of it's own.
It corrupts you. Ты want it even if Ты don't know why.
This is best shown in the beginning of Return of the King, when Smeagul and his cousin became immediately hostile towards each other..


#2: MURDOR:
The way Boromir describes it to the Council of Elrond. Despite inspiring one of the most classic memes..


#3:
The shot from the prologue of the men who will become the Nazgul, each holding a ring and standing in almost robotic uniformity, in contrast to the natural movements of the elves and the dwarves in the Назад shots. And...
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Spoiler review..

So this has to be one of the most famish ghost Фильмы I could think of..

I wish I could go into this not knowing the twist.. But I been "Bruce Willis was dead all along" for my entire life.. As well as "I see dead people" memes..

But fact is. This movie really is "that good".

Bruce Willis has been known for the action films lke DIE HARD, at the time. He never did such a quite role.. But it really was some of the best Актёрское искусство I seen from Willis.. Just like Mel Gibson in Signs.. Which I still don't get why everyone hates that movie.. Espically after Chris Stuckmann's review..

Anyway.....
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posted by Canada24
I read my Статья POOR SQUIDWARD.. And doing this to Показать his brief moments of epicness

TOP EIGHT AWESOME SQUIDWARD MOMENTS

#1: пицца DELIVERY:
SpongeBob finally got the пицца to the customer, who proceeds to сука and scream about how they didn't bring him a drink (which he totally didn't order) and refuses to take the pizza. SpongeBob returns to Squidward in hysterical tears, and Squidward — who, mind you, despises SpongeBob — goes back to the customer..
Customer: Another one? Look, I told your little friend I ain't payin' for that!
Squidward: Well, this one's on the HOUSE! (slams пицца box...
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#1: ROY EARLE - LA NOIRE:
Earle has little respect for others. This is evident from various racist and misogynistic remarks that he makes throughout the game.

Earle is also an opportunist. He украл, палантин a roll of money worth $1,000 which was actually evidence, after claiming "the department owed him fifty," when the department only owed him $20. He also evidently took bribes and had a personal stake in the fixed boxing match between Albert Hammond and Kid Galahad. He also tells Phelps in The Black Caesar that he wanted to заворачивать, обертывание up the case before he had to actually work overtime instead of just claiming...
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#1: THE MYSTERIOUS MAN:
The strange man doesn't seem to be entirely human. He knows a startling amount of John's personal history despite John having no recollection of ever meeting him in the past, and John repeatedly asks who he is, and how he knows John, but the man always avoids the question. In his last encounter with John, he is seen standing by a дерево overlooking John's ranch at Beecher's Hope. He cryptically tells John that it's "a beautiful spot". In the Playable Epilogue, it's the excat spot that John, Abigail, and Uncle are buried after the US Army's attack on the ranch.
And even...
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#5: BRIAN JEREMY:
He has a pretty childish way of agreeing on everything Billy says and does, and once imitated Johnny in a pretty immature way. He's willing to lie, Kiss ass, and stab people in the back if it means saving his own skin. And even if Ты spare him, he later tries to kill Ты anyway..


#4: JASON MICHAELS:
Yes Jason, keep fucking a Russian Mobster's daughter, and stealing man's expensive vodka. Clearly nothing bad is gonna come from that. Especially when your fully aware of how angry it's making him..


#3: ASHLEY BUTLER:
Her addiction means she'll sleep with anyone to get the Далее fix,...
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#1: FRIDAY THE 13th, ORGINAL:
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.


#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. или just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.


#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn Ты THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.


#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..


#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the секунда half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged by a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..
Well.. Shit.. This is what my life has come to.

Reviewing one of the most, sadistic, mean spirited, shit your pants, scary, films ever made..

This film has NO limits.. They legit murdered real animals, cause the diractor is a sadist.. So much so, that he, no joke, was actually arrested and had to prove to a court room that it's only a movie, and that his actors are all fine.

So yeah.. Ты can all keep watching your Blair Witch Project.. Ты can keep believing that to be real.. But least nobody got arrested for that one.

Next time someone says "found footage was NEVER scary", maybe so them this...
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THE KNOCKING GAME:

I have a friend at MHC who was willing to clean this up and pass it along. I’m not sure NoSleep is the right place for this story. There are no ghosts или anything like that. I just wanted to share a creepy prank someone played on me and my friends.

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Back when I was in high school, we used to play something called the Knocking Game. We’d go out to the abandoned McAllister house after dark, shut ourselves inside, turn off all the lights, and wait. Eventually, there would be a knock at the door. The knocking would get louder and louder until somebody finally chickened out...
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Let's review the most overrated creepy макаронные изделия, макароны ever..

Everyone loves too say it.. "Jeff the killer is overrated"..

I know what your thinking.

YOU: Connor, how can it be overrated if nobody likes it?..

Well... Shut up. I'M the sarcastic one here. Not you.

Let's take read what Wind says..

"Jeff is just another emotional Эмо teenager who wants to be edgy and scary when he is just annoying. There is nothing cool about being a psychotic murderer. There’s nothing great about glorifying someone who kills people. This is just pathetic. So Jeff is a kid who gets picked on so much to the point where he just...
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One of the greatest examples of GOOD jump scares is Insidious.
This movie is so scary, yet so awesome.
Even the 3rd one was pretty enjoyable.
Elise Reiner is the protagonist of the third, and she's the most badass old lady ever.. Well. She's about 60 или something.. So.. Old-ish..

Anyway.. Here's what happens..

A married couple Josh (Patrick Wilson) and Renai (Rose Byrne), their sons Dalton (Ty Simpkins) and Foster (Andrew Astor), and infant daughter Cali have recently moved into a new home. One night, Dalton is drawn to the attic when he hears creaking noises and sees the door open by itself. He...
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Read the MLP/GTA crossover if your wondering why Trixie is suddenly the stories cover, instead of Glazey, Glaze, Glaze..





Trixie and Saten are lying in bed.

Trixie: Ohh, cheer up.. There were.. Parts I liked.

Saten: This is so embarrassing.

Trixie: (kisses his cheek) It's okay, you've had it rough lately.

Saten: (sighs) Just give me another try.

Trixie: Ohh, jee.. Ты don't have to impress me babe.

Saten: Too be honest, it's еще for myself.

Trixie: (giggles) Fine, I guess we ca-

Dinky: I'm home.

Saten: Damn it.

Trixie: (laughs at this, and goes to get dressed).

SHORTLY AFTER:

Saten: (hugs Dinky) Эй, kiddo,...
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#1: RYAN REYNOLDS - GREEN LANTERN:
Anyone who's seen the trailer of DeadPool, knows Ryan is just looking for any excuse possible to insult his own performance in Green Lantern.
It's not the WORST movie, it's at least watchable.
But still pretty bad..


#2: JASON BATEMAN - HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:
I actually found this movie hilarious, but yet Bateman wishes he had nothing to do with it, even though it's not even too bad of a movie..


#3: JIMMY TATRO - GROWN UPS 2:
It's his first time appearing in hollywood.
And I can tell Jimmy hates this, almost every new Youtube skit involves insulting this movie.
Though.....
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Earl Haley honestly "tried".. But the script was all wrong, so was the make up..

They probably were trying to make Freddy scary again.

But they missed on actually SCARY in the orginal.. It was just pointless jump scares like the remake.. Freddy was in the shadows, Ты never understood who, или even WHAT this was.. And he barely talks in the first.. He is always laughing (and I mean SCARY laughter)..

Also..

It actually takes a while before he kills Ты in the REAL Freddy Krueger movies..
He likes playing games with his victims.. In the first, this including sadistically stalking you, and getting...
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Nostalgia Critic..

Who doesn't Любовь Nostalgia Critic.

Well, certainly enough people for him to have a name for Fanfiction stories..

But the thing is. I was shocked by the fact this story I'm Чтение is actually GOOD..
It actually fits the mood of Nostalgia Critic.
It's not just one of the great many soap operas, или clopping stores.

It's him reviewing that dumb жопа, попка Показать TEEN TITANS GO. After Satan brought it to earth (for those that don't watch the show. The recurring actor Malcolm луч, рэй has a recurring role lord Saten, protraying the "devil" as a "internet troll", rather than the "king of evil"), cause...
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[Andy Samberg:] I don't know why but today seems like it's gonna be a great day!
There's something in the air that makes me feel like things are gonna go my way
The birds are chirping tweedly-deet, the sun is shining bright!
There's a skip in my step, a pip in my pep [Snort] and I don't know why!

Hey there mailman friend, any letters from my ex-wife или the kids?
[Bobby Moynihan:] No
Fantastic news!
(maniacal laughter)

Wonderful день makes me feel so happy that my face is numb!
My сердце is racing along barapa pampam!
So many places and people to meet, now that I've Остаться в живых my job!
They say "Young man, the...
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#1: JUDAS PRIEST - PAIN KILLER:

Faster than a bullet!
Terrifying scream!
Enraged and full of anger!
He's half man, and half machine!
Rides the metal monster!
Breathing smoke and fire!
Closing in with vengeance, soaring HIGH~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

Planets devastated!
Mankind's on its knees!
A saviour comes from out the skies, in answer to their pleas!
Through boiling clouds of thunder!
Blasting bolts of steel!
Evil's going under, deadly WHEELS~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

Faster than a laser bullet!
Louder than an atom bomb!
Chromium plated, boiling...
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BEST Of EVIL PINKIE (Pinkamena):


RAINBOW: *excitedly* Than whats the plan? Are we gonna prank somepony? Cause I got plenty of fun ideas.
PINKAMENA: Better then that.. I got an idea alright. An idea that would forever change the ways most bronies would see me, even though its somewhat annoying to realize it caused so much haters, when its just a silly Крипипаста idea, that will clearly never happen, and isn't even as scary as everyone claims.
RAINBOW: And whats that?
PINKAMENA: *hopping excitedly* Making Cupcakes.
RAINBOW: Cupcakes?
PINKAMENA: *screaming* CUPCAAAAAKES!
RAINBOW: But Pinkie. I don't...
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