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#1: FRANK TOMPENNY - VICE CITY:
Frank Tenpenny is as low as they come. The corrupt cop was Rockstar’s commentary on the scandal-ridden LAPD of the Daryl Gates and Rodney King era. Though cloaked in the Цвета of the law, Tenpenny’s just as much a criminal as any of the Grove улица, уличный Family in San Andreas, and proves to be a formidable enemy for CJ throughout the game. Upon his arrival back in San Andreas, CJ has a run-in with Tenpenny, who instantly gains the upper hand by threatening to frame the ex-gangbanger with the murder of a cop unless he does his bidding. He’s not the enemy Ты Любовь to hate – Ты just hate Tenpenny. However, we can’t deny that he has a certain amoral flair, which is enhanced by a menacing voice-acting performance by legendary actor Samuel L. Jackson. He remains the ultimate GTA bad guy.


#2: DIMITRI RASCALOV - GRAND THEFT AUTO IV:
Having betrayed anyone he's ever known just to survive, and having gotten Roman killed.
Dimitri will always be remembered as one of the most twisted gta characters ever.
Ты KNOW he's a good villain, when the sight of him gasping for air while bleeding out, gives players a smile.


#3: BILLY GREY - THE Остаться в живых & DAMNED:
Billy bore many similarities to Trevor Phillips, another psychotic, homicidal drug addict. They also were very different since Trevor is insanely loyal and protective, while Billy betrayed his associated on multiple occasions.
Billy is one of the most evil and amoral Grand Theft Auto IV Villains, and by far the most evil Остаться в живых MC Member. Billy breaks every single code of the group, and is ready to betray anyone just to get out alive. Johnny Klebitz quickly became disgusted by Billy's ways.
But in the end. Billy finally did one redeemable thing in the entire game, and that was accepting his death.


#4: луч, рэй BURGARIN - GRAND THEFT AUTO IV:
He often makes rather creepy Комментарии thoughout TBOFGT.
Including the mention of gun fights give him a "bonor"
And his brutal murder of the cook, gives out a certain shock level. It's one of the few times (if ANY) that gta shows decapitated heads.


#5: THE DIDACT - HALO 4:
For all the tortured motivations of this list’s evil elite, there’s still something satisfying about a good старомодный Космос opera lunatic. A galaxy-hopping, single-minded psychopath, hell-bent on the total global genocide of (obviously) Earth--an entirely justified pursuit as he saw it--The Didact managed to trick Master Chief into freeing him, wipe out an entire science research station, and even in failure took out the population of an entire Earth city. He was a total badass, utterly relentless in his quest, and with a whole new trilogy just getting started, don’t think for a секунда that his death is certain.


#6: STANISLAUS BRAUN - FALLOUT 3:
The original plan was for everyone to stay безопасно, сейф in the pods while staying mentally engaged with each other via VR until it was безопасно, сейф to come out. Doctor Braun had a different idea entirely. He designed the VR so that he was the only one who knew that he was in a VR. He saw himself as a sadistic god who could live out his fantasies forever. Why would he want to go back to the real world where he was so unaccepted?
Our main character in Fallout 3 is searching for his father, and his quest eventually leads him to the свод, хранилище where Braun has his stasis pods. We enter a pod with the main character, and find ourselves in a twisted take on Leave it to Beaver, ironically called "Tranquility Lane."
A young girl named Betty approaches us first, asking us to do еще and еще devious tasks in order to get information about where the hell we are. Fallout 3 is all about choice, but Ты have to do at least a few of the tasks before Ты can try to find your own way out of the maddness. Betty asks us to break up a family, make a kid cry, and... well, it gets much еще nefarious after that.
No matter how Ты play it, Ты eventually find out that Braun is disguising himself as Betty in this particular varition of his VR hell. Braun is beyond your typical "destroy the world," garden variety evil, because he keeps the only people who had any belief in him alive for the sole purpose of torturing them. And the way the technology of the stasis pod is designed, there's no way of knowing when it all could end: without outside interference, it's conceivable that they could be in there forever. It's already been 200 years, and they're still going strong.
A developer from Bethesda admitted that Betty was partially inspired by a Twighlight Zone episode ("It's a Good Life") where a kid has the power of a god, and destroys all of humanity excpet for some adults in his hometown, which he treats as toys. That episode creeped me out for years, and so did Stanislaus Braun.


#6: HOYT VOLKER - FARCRY 3:
Like most (if not all) of the game's antagonists, Hoyt Volker appeared to be a sadistic, vicious, emotionless, deranged and mentally unstable psychopath who was shown ruthlessly torturing and executing innocents and was the main reason for the Rook Islands' endless turmoil that has taken the lives of many of the island's residents whom Hoyt despises for an unknown reason. His crude and bloodthirsty nature is further shown when he makes the remaining survivors in Beras Town to run across a рис, райс field, filled with landmines, when he asks "Foster" to interrogate Riley for information and the brutally beat him up until he can't stand, when he ruthlessly kills an unsuspecting Sam and then makes a crude joke out of it by saying that he is sitting this game out and when he blew up a boat, full of hostages (because the customer would not negotiate outside country lines) and laughed maniacally at this murder act while listening to "Ride of Valkyries". Hoyt describes all of the Rakyat and the native people as savages and orders his men to kill any natives on sight. He is also еще than willing to kill anyone who is allied with the natives.

Nearly disturbing as Vaas with his strikening eyes and thick and angry South African accent, Hoyt was arrogant, mocking, taunting, smug and overly confident in dialogue but also a highly intelligent and calculating human trafficker and drug lord who until his death, was arguably the most dangerous man in the Rook Islands and the leader of the "Rook Island Еда chain". Like Vaas, he was also a very greedy and ruthless man who showed little if any sympathies for the people he kidnaps and sells them into slavery. During his fight with Jason, he makes a crude joke to him by telling him that he sold his brother to a man in Yemen who "likes them young".

Despite Hoyt not being a strong masculine like Vaas или Buck, he compensated for this with his agility and his surprisingly strong нож fight skills. He also showed that he was a man whom not everyone would mess with and showed impressive leadership skills - he controlled an army of bloodthirsty mercenaries and had control over Vaas who despite being bigger in strength and height and was a ruthless and psychotic killer, seemed to fear Volker and carried out any task he gave him.

Hoyt also shows that he is quite retaliative as he goes as far as burning a man (a possible member of Hoyt's army) alive in a cage to Показать to the others what will happen if they betray him или break his rules.


#7: DOCTOR HARLAN FONTAINE - LA NOIRE:
Fontaine is a post WWII psychiatrist who makes this Список because he destroys so many lives while believing he's doing good, all while championing himself as a mental health advocate. Developer Rockstar is most often cited as a company that champions debauchery and chaos, which is a real shame because there is so much еще to the characters in their games, especially Red Dead Redemption, GTAV, and L.A. Noire.
It's a complex detective game where Ты play as Cole Phelps, a decorated WWII veteran who's making his way up the LAPD Еда chain in the late 1940s. There are many, many story threads with a rich diversity of characters that rarely cease to surprise. Harlan Fontaine is heralded for his work with WWII veterans in particular, helping them to readjust to life after the war.
As the story develops, we learn that Fontaine is not what he seems. Not by a damn sight. What makes him еще evil than the other psychopaths and criminally insane characters in the game is his insistence to himself and the world that he's just trying to help, by any means necessary. These were the early days of psychiatry, when "experts" were trusted at their word because there was so little science to support или defame what they recommended.
Fontaine reveled in this position of power. He used it for profit, but mainly he used it to feel like and act like a god, convincing all of his patients that he was Актёрское искусство in their best interest. When one of the patients, или anyone for that matter, questioned his methods, he'd simply deflect them with his Стена full of degrees as proof of his good will. Anyone who disagreed, in his estimation, simply didn't understand.
His treatments lead to horrific consequences that he has multiple opportunities to stop, but doesn't. He's so full of himself that he'll let horrible things happen as long as he's sticking to his belief in his own infallibility. He's evil to the core.


#8: MASTER HAND - SMASH BROS:
In his first appearance on the Название screen of Super Smash Bros., Master Hand just seems like some whimsical, disembodied hand that likes to bring trophies to life. In reality, he's a maniacal masochist that likes to watch Nintendo's cute mascots battle to the death. He watches as brothers fight brothers and rivals pummel each other into oblivion, laughing as our Избранное video game characters duke it out in a no-holds-barred battle royale. Plus, his twitchy, alter-ego, Crazy Hand, is the embodiment of evil hand gestures. Just the way Crazy Hand's contorted fingers Переместить about the screen gives us the creeps.


#9: SKULL KID - MAJORA'S MASK:
Skull Kid used to be Друзья with the four great Giants of Termina, but they had to protect the land and went to the four corners of Termina. Skull Kid did not understand why his Друзья left him and felt betrayed, although he later befriends two fairies, Tatl and Tael. However, he was still filled with rage over the loss of his old, and caused much mischief. At one point, Skull Kid found the Happy Mask Salesman and decided to rob him, and he took Majora's Mask, which gave him incredible magical powers, although Majora began taking control of the Skull Kid. He used this power to summon cause the moon to fall to the Earth, trap all the giants and curse many of the citizens of Termina. About three days before the moon crashes, Skull Kid encounters Link, the Hero of Time. Skull Kid steals his horse, Epona, and turns Link into a Deku Scrub. However, he also abandoned Tatl by accident, and she decided to go with Link so she could find the Skull Kid, but she bonded with him over time, and she helped Link to stop the moon from falling and to recover Majora's Mask from him. Before the final boss, after the moon is stopped by the Skull Kid's four friends, who turn out to be the Four Giants that are supposed to protect Termina, Majora's Mask suddenly abandons the Skull Kid, saying that Skull Kid was a mere puppet, and that a mere puppet that is unusable is nothing еще than garbage. The mask floats up into the Moon's mouth, making the moon suddenly start moving again towards Clock Town, and the four giants are unable to stop it. During all this, the Skull Kid is unconscious. At the end of the game, he tells Link how good it was to have friends, and the Giants come and tell him that they had not forgotten about him, and he was still their friend. They go back to their temples, although this was the reason the Skull Kid went on a rampage, because the four races and giants of Termina were separated. Skull Kid then smells Link and suddenly remembered that Link smells like the forest kid with the fairy that taught him Saria's Song. In fact, Skull Kid is the same Skull Kid in Ocarina of Time that, if Ты teach him Saria's Song, he will give Ты a Piece of Heart.

He also appears in Twilight Princess, summoning several strange monsters to attack волк Link in the Остаться в живых Woods.


#10: VLADAMIR MACKAROV:
Vladimir Makarov is a man with purpose. A moral man, one with ideals. Unfortunately, being the sociopath that he is, that moral compass of his doesn't exactly point North, and in a bid to return Russia to its USSR glory days, he sets off a nuke that kills еще than 30,000 Marines. Later, he also coordinates the infamous Zakhaev International Airport attack, which brought civilization to the brink of World Word 3. But don't worry, Makarov gets his, courtesy of one Cpt. John Price.


#11: BILL WILLINGTON - RED DEAD REDEMPTION:
John Marston wasn't always the most heroic of video game characters. He and Bill Williamson were in a gang together, robbing the innocent, murdering those who got in their way, and doing all the evil things that varmints do in the Wild West. While John eventually turned from his unlawful ways, Bill was evil to the core and not a guy Ты would want to call a friend. After leaving John to die during a botched bank robbery, he leaves Marston for dead a секунда time, has alluded to having an affair with Abigail Marston, and is known as the county's worst bandit. This is one bad guy we didn't hesitate to gun down when we had the chance.


#12: ANDROSS - звезда FOX:
Odds are when Ты think of Andross, Ты think of a giant monkey head floating in Космос with oft-vulnerable hands. But he wasn't always that way--Andross Oikonny was once a brilliant scientist with aspirations to help the universe. But absolute power corrupts most of the time, and he eventually found himself exiled to the planet Venom after his research was proved to be, Ты know, freaking evil. But his villany doesn't end there; he's responsible for countless deaths, including that of лиса, фокс McCloud's father, explaining why he often finds himself at the business end of звезда лиса, фокс Team's Arwings.


#13: PYRAMID HEAD - SILENT HILL:
Silent холм, хилл 2 is ultimately an introspective journey about fighting personal demons, but Ты have a much еще real threat in Pyramid Head. He appears sporadically throughout the game, brutalizing anything in front of him as he silently stalks the hallways of Silent Hill. Equipped with just a spear, perplexing headgear, and seemingly unending fortitude, Pyramid Head looks as creepy as anything in the game, but he has the power to back up his threatening looks.


#14: BOWSER:
It’s hard to challenge King Koopa's dominance in the world of gaming villainy. No other bad guy has appeared in as many games as Bowser--which makes sense, since he chases Mario into nearly every game the plumber appears in. Sometimes Bowser is out to conquer the гриб Kingdom, other times he just wants to best Mario in a game of tennis, but domination is always on his mind.


#15: PHILLIP CLYDE - ARMY OF TWO:
Ruthless, arrogant, merciless, sadistic, and insane, but brilliant in a twisted sort of way, Philip Clyde is a one man nightmare. He's a good person to have on your side when Ты need something reprehensible, или immoral done quickly and quietly, but generally, he's a bad person the rest of the time. Clyde prefers not to use Оружие to kill his enemies. Instead he uses his hands - because it's "more intimate".

Preferring the term "mercenary" to private contractor, he works alone - partly because he likes it that way - but mostly because no one else can stand him. A few of his most notorious features are his Mohawk, his face mask, much like Salem and Rios, and the Slashes on the undersides of both forearms. These scars may have been self-inflicted, which would explain his sado-masochistic behaviour. He becomes one of the most hated people in the game after Rios and Salem first encounter him. Salem and Rios encounter Clyde in an airplane before the final level and he is seen with a Glasgow smile (such as Heath Ledger's Joker,) and tries to kill both Salem and Rios. At the end of the game Ты have an objective to kill his bodyguards, and it refers to him as "Smiley," because of his Glasgow smile.

Rios and Salem are left with a горький taste in their mouths after their first encounter with Clyde in Somalia. Clyde mocks their failures, and repeatedly endangers their lives - even after they complete his mission for him. From that point on Rios and Salem never really trust Clyde and always keep an eye on him - the way Ты might keep an eye on a King кобра slithering slowly into your bedroom.
posted by Canada24
Ganger is one of the main villains of THE STORY OF DITTO and DITTO RETURNS..

His full backstory is never revealed.
Most known about his past, is that he worked as one of the canterlot guards..


STORY ONE (the story of Ditto)

Ganger is much less evil in story one.
As the readers can somewhat sympathise with him, due to being turned into an Changeling against his will.
But he still has fairly villainous scenes.
Most notably, is when he nearly turns радуга Dash into a changeling, and calls her a сука before doing so (the word itself isn't fully shown)


STORY TWO (Ditto Returns)

From here, Ganger becomes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 63

A Bad Week For Frenchy

Date: January 5, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Hawkeye: *Driving a freight...
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#10: STEVEN STONE (Scream 3):
He was probably dick actually.
But still dosen't make any less easy to see Patrick Walburton be murdered, by a rather pathetic killer..
At least he didn't go down 'easy', he nearly succeed in strangling Ghostface to death, despite having been stabbed in the back with sharp knife. But of coarse. Ghostface manages to defeat him.. Other wise the movie would be over "literary" before it even started..

#9: TYE (see no evil):
There's little I remember about this movie.
But as I remember I was starting to really like the black character Tye.
But then he has to go and take...
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My channel my Музыка 🎸
video
#1: REN HOEX:
I think I use to like this guy.
I certainly Любовь the voice every time I watch Youtube clips of this show. He's actually HILARIOUS..
But, as expected, ADULT PARTY took his well known insanity WAY too far. Making him a TORTURE PORN.
Quite lterary.
I mean torturing other living creatures is PORN to him. He fucking masturbates towards the misery and suffering of others in the adult party verison. That kinda speaks for itself, doesn't it?
But as I remember, even in the original. Ren wasn't excatly a "pleasant person".
We all loved him.
But still.. His villainish acts contain the following......
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FIVE YEARS EARLIER:

It was a cold, dark, rainy afternoon. Perfect for the mood everyone was in.

Everyone was gathered around a gravestone. On it read...

"Kate Mcreary - 1980 to 2008"

But nothing else was written against the grave, no Комментарий like Ты would see on many gravestones. It just сказал(-а) her name and the dates. Nothing to interesting.

"I never thought this would happen... I never fucking thought it... Kate.. sweet, innocent Katie... She didn't diserve it.. She never hurt anyone!... She didn't do nothing to nobody. It was us McReary men who were the sinners. We're paying for that ourselves,...
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#1:
Pagan Min: I distinctly remember saying, "Stop the bus." Not "shoot the bus." "*Stop* the bus." I'm very particular with my words. "Stop." "Shoot." "Stop." "Shoot." Do those words sound the same?
Officer: But it got out of control...
Pagan Min: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What did Ты say?
Officer: It got out of control.
Pagan Min: "Got out of control." I hate when things get out of control.
[stabs the soldier with a pen, throws him to the ground and continues stabbing him]
Pagan Min: (while stabbing him) Ты had one fucking job and Ты couldn't fucking do that!
[sits]
Pagan Min: And I got blood...
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"[narrating] My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall by my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun REALLY began. Until they figured...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


Seanthehedgehog Presents

Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9

Discorded

Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes Ты is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.

We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.

Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your Избранное scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: Ты EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, Ты LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That little сука made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: *singing* Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up еще stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw Ты enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are Ты doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls...
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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear


Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side by side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now Ты understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look вперед to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.

Song (Start at 0:27): link

Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got трещина, сплит into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021, coming soon.

The song...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik says "Snoopi-" He forgot what he was going to say, but instantly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see!"
Robotnik says "Snoopi-" He forgot what he was going to say, but instantly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see!"


In case Ты are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a улица, уличный to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a пони get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the пони was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 57

Vacation Story

Date: September 1, 1956
Location: Sherman Hill. Cheyenne, Wyoming

Stylo was driving a freight...
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posted by Canada24
Here's my FarCry3 crossover, well it's actually a retelling of the plot but using my GTA characters. As are all the "crossovers". Just some minor dialogue changes and other such stuff.. Eitherway, this one had always been one of my favourite stories. Cause it's quite dark, and the villains were fun to write.. The constant action helps two..

Seras isn't in this one, this was long before she started coming along.. But it does звезда Carly.. So if Ты are interested in her, as she does get mentioned a lot, and has a characrer role in DEMONS.. This will help to understand a little more... Maybe..

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I've been alone on this. But I always found Micah really entertaining.. I even returned him in DEMONS.. Due to Demons being еще comedic, he comes as еще "love to hate".. But still a strong villain in the orginal RDR crossover..

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#1:

"You see anyone else?" Carly asked.

"Near as I can tell, only ones crazy enough to be out here are us." Micah replied.

"Yeah, well, don't talk to me about 'crazy' Ты son of a bitch." Carly growled.

"Ohh, so no "glad your alright, I was worried Micah?"

"You're lucky I haven't shot Ты yet!" Carly snapped....
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Ever sense I rebought the game on Xbox 1, lately, I always try to keep Trevor (even at his worst) that same "love to hate" character that Steve Ogg clearly had fun playing as...

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#1:

"Okay.. Me and sweet cheeks, Lucia, will take it from here" Trevor's voice replied.

"Don't call me sweet cheeks" Dash's voice complained.

"Sure, whatever Ты say... Sweet cheeks"

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#2:

"Hey Mr.. Are Ты knew here?" The stranger asked.

"Sure.. Who are Ты suppose to be?" Trevor asked.

"I'm...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, Ты can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought Ты liked Rarity.
Spike: Nah,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and радуга Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.

Rainbow Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
Rainbow Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would Ты like to be my friend?
Rainbow Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this ain't supposed...
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#1:
At that moment Franklin's friend Lamar Davis came into the room, and Simeon told Lamar of the Franklin's achievement, witch seemed to visibly upset Lamar.

"Your fucking with me!?" Lamar cried.

"Man, we BOTH being fucked with" Franklin insisted.

"Man, knock it off, man. For real? After all the motherfucking work I put in, man!?" Lamar cried a bit angrily.

"Man, fuck this Employee of the месяц shit, homie. I'm sitting up here trying to ge-"

" What do Ты mean, "fuck this Employee of the месяц shit", man? When there's some shit to be won, God damn it, I want it. I don't give a fuck WHAT it is....
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