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#1: HOMER SIMPSON:
I know. I know. He abuses Bart, drinks too much, and is a horrible role model.. But he DOSE Любовь his family.
He often berates Bart, but the two commonly share adventures and are sometimes allies; some episodes, particularly in later seasons, Показать that the pair have a strange respect for each other's cunning. Homer and Lisa have opposite personalities and he usually overlooks Lisa's talents, but when made aware of his neglect, does everything he can to help her. While Homer's thoughtless antics often upset his family, he has also revealed himself to be a caring father and husband: in "Lisa the Beauty Queen", (season four, 1992) he sold his cherished ride on the Duff blimp and used the money to enter Lisa in a beauty pageant so she could feel better about herself;[10] in "Rosebud", (season five, 1993) he gave up his chance at wealth to allow Maggie to keep a cherished teddy bear, despite the Показать also occasionally implying Homer forgets he has a third child, while the episode "And Maggie Makes Three" suggests she is the chief reason Homer took and remains at his regular job (season six, 1995);[66] in "Radio Bart", (season three, 1992) he spearheaded an attempt to dig Bart out after he had fallen down a well;[67] and in "A Milhouse Divided", (season eight, 1996) he arranged a surprise секунда wedding with Marge to make up for their unsatisfactory first ceremony.[68] Homer, however, has a poor relationship with his father Abraham "Grampa" Simpson, whom he placed in a nursing Главная as soon as he could.[69] The Simpson family will often do their best to avoid unnecessary contact with Grampa, but Homer has shown feelings of Любовь for his father from time to time..


#2: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:
Sure, he’s a short tempered, alcoholic, bank robbing whore mongering asswipe who is a terrible role model, but, he is a good father. While he does set a terrible example for his two kids, he still loves them, and will do anything for them, like save them from computer nerds, to beating up stalkers. Sure, they may not have any respect for him, but, parents are meant to care for their children without expecting anything, and Michael does just that..


#3: RANDY MARSH:
Well-meaning but sometimes ignorant, Randy Marsh is a relatively devoted father to Stan and Shelly. While his drinking occasionally gets him into trouble, Randy’s PhD in geology means he’s often asked to solve situations he knows nothing about, like stopping a volcanic eruption или burrowing through legions of hippies. But, whether he’s teaching Stan about puberty или taking an active interest in his hobbies, Randy still finds time to bond with his son..


#4: NED FLANDERS:
Ned Flanders was the consummate father. To Rod, Todd, Bart, Lisa, Maggie and hell, even Homer. I spit on the patience of Job and would tell him to observe Ned “Okeley Dokeley” Flanders in action. This man was a saint. Sure all that pent-up frustration will sooner или later lead to a murderous rampage but for now, Ned Flanders is undoubtedly the greatest cartoon dad of all time..


#5: JOEL (Last of Us):
Joel’s experience with fatherhood is probably the most tragic. The opening scenes of The Last of Us are absolutely Earth-shattering for any father, and watching Joel’s transformation and character arc throughout the game is truly something to behold. For the sake of avoiding spoilers, this blurb will be short, but rest assured Joel is one the most well-crafted fathers and characters in all of gaming..


#6: JOHN MARSTON:
John is presented with numerous opportunities to cheat on his wife, but Marston stays loyal to his family. In fact, his entire quest is so that he may return to a quiet life on the homestead to be with his wife, as well as raise his son. The father/son relationship between John and his son is an integral element to the plot of Red Dead Redemption, as well as Marston’s personal character..


#7: CHUCK GREENE:
How many of us are willing to kill zombies, humans, just about ANYTHING, just to get еще medicine for our daughter (and maybe free our name if their's time)..


#8: DANIEL HILLARD (Mrs Doubtfire):
How far would Ты go to see your estranged kids more? Would you, say, dress up as a matronly British nanny and risk setting your prosthetic breasts on огонь just so Ты could keep a closer eye on them?


#9: BRYAN MILLS:
Someone kidnaps your daughter.. EVERYONE FUCKIN DIES!!


#10: MARLIN:
He's WAY to protective.. But if Nemo was your ONLY surviving family matter from барракуда attack . Wouldn't Ты be?
posted by Canada24
"Gracie, Ты alright?" Tony asked, imitating Gracie's father.

Gracie: (gagged) DADDY!?

"The bastards didn't hurt you, did they?" Tony asked.

"Yo, she can't talk, We got a gag in her mouth!" Dash told him, with a serious tone.

"Give her back, Ты animals! She's suffered enough!" Tony order.

"... Hand over the stuff" Packie ordered, as he was holding the gagged Gracie.

"Hand over Gracie... I'm here for Ты sweetie" Tony replied.

"JUST HAND OVER THE FUCKIN STUFF!" Packie cried out angrily.

"Alright, calm down. Both of you" Niko said, Актёрское искусство like the peacemaker.

"Hey ... We put the ice in the middle, we...
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"NONE OF Ты FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!" Cried an masked Packie McReary as he dramatically ran into the bank of Liberty city, holding his shotgun. He had a small small crew of 4. All of them armed to the teeth, and not screwing around.

'I should of known' Connor thought, as he and everyone else in the bank were forced to lay on the ground. He's gotten use to this shit. Nutcase's are pretty "average" for this town. And trouble always seems to find him. It's like he's cursed.

"Fuck these people! Fuck your cause! Ireland ain't the only thing green! Dollars are two!" Packie angrily yelled, as he and his...
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THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy Ты guys enjoyed even еще then I "thought" Ты people would..."


SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless Ты like stupid comedies by an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid Фан fiction site... :)"


ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"


CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
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Anyone who's seen my Аватар photo, can clearly guess who my Избранное Hellsing character is.

And in honor of this, I decided to review a story by him.

And despite there being all these great stories of.

I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.

The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).

Anyway.
As for the story itself.

The Название is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.

The story itself.

Well.. I have nothing to say.

But trust me.
It's bad..
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Matt Shadows is such a awesome singer!! He's wait up there with James Hatfield and the guy from Korn
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SONG: What shall we do now.. SCENE FROM: The Wall, film version (1982)
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#1:
"Let's read Цитаты during the stupid theme song.. Here's one from APPLEJACKPONY saying "you need to stop swearing so much". Well AppleJack, Ты can go fuckin fuck yourself! Don't like, don't watch!"


#2:
Spike: The spell took over you, and Ты wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell Ты how I really felt about it, but then I... I told Ты the truth.
Mrawkwardreviewer: My Вопрос is.. What kind of evil spellbook is that!?.. Did people say "thousand years from now I want people learning lessons about friendship!?", yeah. Some evil...


#3:
"Ahh, here comes princess Twilight...
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My main reason for making this, is the excuse of using пони Mov Spike (or as I call him "Dragonowitiz") as the main person. I just Любовь everything about him, and he's my main reason for watching пони Mov.

I'm also excited about using the version of Fluttershy (or "SHYDALE" as I call her in the пони mov version). Even though her role is a lot smaller.

Pony mov радуга ("SWAGDASH" as I call her) will also have an enjoyable prefermance.. A bit of a breakout character towards this story..

Mov Twilight and Mov Pinkie also ended up becoming breakout characters.

Anyway. Here we go..

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#1: SHARKS:
It's no secret that Sharks are dangerous.
But they aren't the bloodthirsty monsters that the media protrays them as.

The rare times that sharks ever killed a human isn't done purposely. They don't like the taste of man flesh, and they attacked cause they were curious, или mistook us for a seal.
There is no proof that sharks have actually EATEN their victims, and the cause of death is actually from blood loss.

Sharks are quite a bit еще intelligent than most people give them credit for, and often avoid prey as unfamiliar as humans. Predation by sharks is of great importance to the...
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posted by Canada24
Mr Nightmare is my new favourite youtuber...
It's scary content.. But it's also true things (except the creepy макаронные изделия, макароны readings)..

Most of these things are important to know in some way или another.. Know how to avoid such situations, and that Ты should NEVER take safety procautions as a joke.. или even just, knowing how terrible the world is. And how lucky we are to have such good family's, who never sell us for drugs.. или have Друзья that don't try to kill us (literary).

At least that's how I see it..
#1: FIVE FINGER DEATH перфоратор, удар, пунш - COMING DOWN:
The video, directed by Nick Peterson, begins with clips of a young woman (played by Samantha Gill[2]) in a bathroom placing an envelope, a pill bottle and a make-up brush on the counter. Meanwhile, a young man (played by Leland Montgomery[2]) walks out to a кухня with a revolver in hand where an older man and woman (presumably his parents) are seated having breakfast together. The young man cocks the hammer, then puts the revolver barrel to his head and (presumably) pulls the trigger to commit suicide as his parents try to stop him. After a single...
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#1: AVOID THE DEEP WEB:
The sight is mostly contained of drug deals and stuff.
Don't know ANYTHING about this "deep web" sight.
But the fact is, drug deals aren't the BAD things.
The bad things are illagal porn, OF FUCKIN CHILDREN!.
Murderers Показ off graphic pictures of their "art" on the victims. And ways for homicidal hackers to find your address..


#2; AVOID DRUGS:
Drugs ARE bad!
Our parents weren't fuckin exggerating..


#3: DON'T DELIVER пицца TO MYSTERIOUS CALLERS:
It never end wells..


#4: DON'T FUCK WITH ORJIA BOARDS:
It never ends well..


#5: NEVER LET STRANGERS INTO YOUR HOUSE:
It never...
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LIBERTY CITY HOSPITAL:

A doctor finished wrapping up Dash's wound.

"Dash.. I'm so sorry.. This is ALL my fault!" Roman сказал(-а) sadly.

"Hey.. I'm the one who shot Steve Erics, so it's on BOTH of us" Dash insisted.

"How the fuck did they even know it was you?" Gordon asked.

"Hell if I know" Dash admitted.

"It doesn't matter anyway.. We need to put an end to this.. Take them ALL out" Niko said.

"Shit.. If only Michael Keane was here.. He'd Любовь this shit" Gordon сказал(-а) sadly.

"Yeah.. Poor bastard.. If only I was nicer to him" Packie said, also sad from the memory.

"Guys.. This isn't the time.. If we're gonna...
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posted by Canada24
I AM NOW!
An instrument of violence. I am a vessel of invincibility
I CANNOT!
leave this undecided, Stepping down to battle another day
REMEMBER!
Me for all time this, Determination is a vital part of me.
SURRUENDER!
now или be counted. With the endless masses that I will defeaaat.

Come on bring it!

Don't sing it!

Better believe it!

BROKEN DOWN,
till your hope has died
BEAT DOWN!
till victory's mine
STAND UP!
And Показать me some pride
AND NOW!
ARE READDDDY!

I'm the one with the warrior inside!
My dominance can't be denied!
Your entire world will turn Into a battlefield tonight!
As I look upon you, through the warrior's...
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