#1:
PuttPutt: Be careful Pep, или we're cause an avalanche (sneezes, causing, well, an avalanche, and the path is blocked).
PBG: PUTT-PUTT! Ты HAD ONE JOB!!
#2:
Little boy in Skyrim: (sarcastically) Oh boy. Another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job.
PBG: (kills the rude little boy) LEARN SOME MANNERS, KID!
#3:
PBG: So.. Were playing PuttPutt again.
PuttPutt: Hot ziggity.
PBG: Wow.. Where's the enthusiasm?.. But I guess after Ты repeat the same phrase enough times. It loses it's lester..
PBG: Anyway.. As PuttPutt, Ты find the zoo keeper, and, serprise, serprise.. It's in trouble.. And of coarse, he trusts you, the kid he "just" met, to fix it all.. And of coarse.. PuttPutt is thrilled about it!
#5:
PuttPutt: (new voice) Wasn't that a great party Pep?
PBG: Boy, PuttPutt's voice sure is getting deeper.. Hold on.. Let's pretend he was about 10 years old the first one, witch came out in 1992.. And this one in 2003, witch makes him about... 21 years old?.. And he still just walks around town, getting hand outs from people?.. Get a JOB Putt-Putt!
#6:
PBG: (realizing the Ответы to 3 math Вопросы the ants are asking, all equal to 6) I knew it! Their demon ants! GET OUT!!
#7:
"This message is brought to Ты by, PeanutButterGamer.. Don't litter.. или he'll kill you."
#8:
PBG: Why are there so many bees!?.. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BEES!?
#9:
PBG: Ты did it, Zigzam! I'm so proud of you! Ты killed your first Pokemon!
#10:
Болталка guy: (insults PBG for no appearent reason)
PBG: (kills him for no reason) TAKE IT BACK!!
PuttPutt: Be careful Pep, или we're cause an avalanche (sneezes, causing, well, an avalanche, and the path is blocked).
PBG: PUTT-PUTT! Ты HAD ONE JOB!!
#2:
Little boy in Skyrim: (sarcastically) Oh boy. Another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job.
PBG: (kills the rude little boy) LEARN SOME MANNERS, KID!
#3:
PBG: So.. Were playing PuttPutt again.
PuttPutt: Hot ziggity.
PBG: Wow.. Where's the enthusiasm?.. But I guess after Ты repeat the same phrase enough times. It loses it's lester..
PBG: Anyway.. As PuttPutt, Ты find the zoo keeper, and, serprise, serprise.. It's in trouble.. And of coarse, he trusts you, the kid he "just" met, to fix it all.. And of coarse.. PuttPutt is thrilled about it!
#5:
PuttPutt: (new voice) Wasn't that a great party Pep?
PBG: Boy, PuttPutt's voice sure is getting deeper.. Hold on.. Let's pretend he was about 10 years old the first one, witch came out in 1992.. And this one in 2003, witch makes him about... 21 years old?.. And he still just walks around town, getting hand outs from people?.. Get a JOB Putt-Putt!
#6:
PBG: (realizing the Ответы to 3 math Вопросы the ants are asking, all equal to 6) I knew it! Their demon ants! GET OUT!!
#7:
"This message is brought to Ты by, PeanutButterGamer.. Don't litter.. или he'll kill you."
#8:
PBG: Why are there so many bees!?.. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BEES!?
#9:
PBG: Ты did it, Zigzam! I'm so proud of you! Ты killed your first Pokemon!
#10:
Болталка guy: (insults PBG for no appearent reason)
PBG: (kills him for no reason) TAKE IT BACK!!
#1:
"Should I tie myself to a traintrack?"
ME: Yes..
#2:
"How do I successfully fool a eliphant to go to the sea?"
ME: Tell him it's made out of peanuts..
#3:
"When did 9/11 happen?"
ME: It didn't...
#4:
"Why are Americans so loud!?"
ME: CAUSE THEY CAN'T TURN OFF THE кепка, колпачок LOCK!!
#5:
"What a person from Лондон called?"
ME: Ahvfgbfgyjjg,hjgth
#6:
"What happens if I poke a sleeping lion on the nose?"
ME: It'll become your friend.
#7:
"Is there a name for a fear of chainsaws?"
ME: Common sense..
#8:
"How are Единороги made?"
ME: With Любовь and fresh farts.
"Should I tie myself to a traintrack?"
ME: Yes..
#2:
"How do I successfully fool a eliphant to go to the sea?"
ME: Tell him it's made out of peanuts..
#3:
"When did 9/11 happen?"
ME: It didn't...
#4:
"Why are Americans so loud!?"
ME: CAUSE THEY CAN'T TURN OFF THE кепка, колпачок LOCK!!
#5:
"What a person from Лондон called?"
ME: Ahvfgbfgyjjg,hjgth
#6:
"What happens if I poke a sleeping lion on the nose?"
ME: It'll become your friend.
#7:
"Is there a name for a fear of chainsaws?"
ME: Common sense..
#8:
"How are Единороги made?"
ME: With Любовь and fresh farts.
