Player: (Drives quickly down the road)
Police: (Puts on sirens)
Player: Oh, shit (Stops car)
Police: (Gets out of car and stands Далее to the player) Do Ты know why I pulled Ты over
Player: Uuhhh (Looks in the rearview mirror at the dead body under the car) …… No, officer.
Police: Speeding, passing a red light, and parking at a no parking zone on your visit to the local bank. That was at least three violations of traffic laws
Player: Oh. So, you’re not gonna check for what may или may not be drugs and stolen money in the trunk
Police: No, I’m just gonna give Ты a ticket
(A truck covered in the blood of pedestrians drives past)
Police: HEY, CAN’T Ты READ THE SIGNS! NO TRUCKS PERMITTED PAST THIS POINT!
Police: (Puts on sirens)
Player: Oh, shit (Stops car)
Police: (Gets out of car and stands Далее to the player) Do Ты know why I pulled Ты over
Player: Uuhhh (Looks in the rearview mirror at the dead body under the car) …… No, officer.
Police: Speeding, passing a red light, and parking at a no parking zone on your visit to the local bank. That was at least three violations of traffic laws
Player: Oh. So, you’re not gonna check for what may или may not be drugs and stolen money in the trunk
Police: No, I’m just gonna give Ты a ticket
(A truck covered in the blood of pedestrians drives past)
Police: HEY, CAN’T Ты READ THE SIGNS! NO TRUCKS PERMITTED PAST THIS POINT!
There's people in the world of fanfiction who DO kinda look up to me.
They say I'm one of the strongest writers they know..
But I actually believe I am a BAD model..
The most you're get from idolizing someone like me is how to swear, respond to everything sarcastically, be afraid of finding love, hid your Любовь of My little пони to ANYONE offline and instead talk obsessively about Family guy, disappear in crowds during party's, listen to Korn all day, try angering the trolls on MLP page for your own amusement, know the name of almost every porn site (don't ask me how), and bottle up inside most human emotions..
They say I'm one of the strongest writers they know..
But I actually believe I am a BAD model..
The most you're get from idolizing someone like me is how to swear, respond to everything sarcastically, be afraid of finding love, hid your Любовь of My little пони to ANYONE offline and instead talk obsessively about Family guy, disappear in crowds during party's, listen to Korn all day, try angering the trolls on MLP page for your own amusement, know the name of almost every porn site (don't ask me how), and bottle up inside most human emotions..
Elliot Salem
After getting "The 40th Day" fixed, I am currently replaying it.
It's even better than I remember.
I Любовь the character Salem.
He's my man XD.
It use to be Rios, but now it's Salem.
He just looks so much cooler, and his smaller size makes me Переместить easier than with Rios, especially in 40th day, where's he's a bit fat.
But anyway.
I decided to look up Elliot Salem Fanfictions, expecting creepy Любовь stories between him and Rios, as Фан fiction is always the same to me.
But they actually have GOOD stories out there.
I read a few.
And actually really enjoyed them.
Guess Фан fiction still has HOPE..
