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The intro starts with a black man alone in a empty street, on the phone. He's clearly nervous, and starts leaving as a car follows him. But than there's a uncomfortable sequence of the man in the car kidnapping him by knocking him a head lock, wearing a knight mask.

After that creepy prologue. Black photographer Chris Washington reluctantly agrees to meet the family of his white girlfriend Rose Armitage. The first thing he asks her. "Do they know I'm black?" Rose says it doesn't matter, they are not racist. или she wouldn't of brought him.

During their drive to the family's countryside estate, they hit a deer and Сообщить the incident. The white policeman asks for Chris's identification even though he was not driving.. We ALL know the reason. And Chris just shrugs it off while Rose gets angry about it.

So yeah, she Chris meets the family they make very awkward attempts to prove they aren't racist. By making unwittingly racist comments. Like Chris must like или do certain things, cause he's black. And constantly bringing up black role models, или talking in black slang.

I can go on and on.. But I really should not spoiler this movie.. But hint hint, pay attention to the dad's rant about killing off all the deer. It becomes symbolic later on.

So.. Another 10/10

Can not express it enough.. See this movie!
GOOD:

#1: LEGGO MY MEG-O:
A parody of Taken.
It's really funny..

#2: LOTTERY:
Oddly, the scene of Peter shooting out Joe's eye is the highlight of this episode..

#3: KILLER QUEEN:
Highlight of the episode is the OCP bank robbers that I used in my GTA spoof TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES, when Michael and Packie rob the jewelry store..

#4: FIGHTING IRISH:
Think of every time Ты wanted to перфоратор, удар, пунш Peter wait in the face.
Well in this one Peter thinks he can beat up Liam Neilson. But of coarse, Liam beats the living shit out of him..

#4: ROAD TO GERMANY:
I Любовь that scene when the Nazi's discover Mort is Jew and...
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#1:
Link: Hey.. Wanna get high Majora? *shows joint*
Majora: I.. I can't
Link: Why?.. Are Ты a wussy?
Majora: *getting annoyed* No, I mean I LITERARY can't!
Link: Wussy!
Majora: *angrily* No, I mean I don't have a fucking blood stream!
Link: I know.
Majora: Than why were Ты calling me a wussy!?
Link: Cause.. Your just so easy to anger, it's hilarious.
Majora: *angrily* I am NOT easy to anger! How dare yo-... *calms down* I mean..
Link: *sarcastically* No, no, keep going.. Ты were doing a GREAT job of proving me wrong.


#2:
Link: What's your story?
Majora:Well, there's much to say.. I'm a god of evil...
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#1: HOYT VOLKER:
Why do I Любовь this guy so much!?
He is a evil dictator, who murders and tortures innocent tourists. And cares only about two things.
* Himself
* Money
Even Vaas is afraid of him. A man who makes Trevor look "sane"..


#2: VLADIMIR MAKAROV:
Makarov started WW3, simply because he COULD..


#3: EDDIE LOW:
ddie Low is a Болталка character who appears in Grand Theft Auto IV. He is a pedophilic, necrophiliac serial killer operating in Liberty City. The player encounters him on two occasions as Niko Bellic, who assists him (unaware of what type of person Eddie is).
But Eddie later makers the mistake...
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MONSTER PART 5:

So, watched episodes 11 and 12..
Least something interesting happened again.

I kinda "called it" when the guy was abusing the kid the moment the kid entered the room. Obviously something was wrong.

But these two certainly were intense.. All without anyone actually dying.
It's like that Liam Neeison movie, NON-STOP. It's so intense and action packed. But yet there's little to no actual action sequences.
That movie Prisoners is the same.

Anyway. Lohan certainly is a "interesting" character.
No idea what to make of him.

Though the man crying was kind of brought me mentally down.
But...
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#1: GUYS THAT SUCK:

Partically..

* Loud car guy

* Joke stealing guy

* Glutten free guy

* Negative guy (tells about his щенок being dead).

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#2: TYPES OF DRUNKS:

Most drunk people I know are either "The Orator" или "The Drifter"..

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#3: THAT DRUNK GUY:

My friend Bradley Odam in a nutshell, xD..

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#4: DON'T BE THAT GUY:

We ALL know that "loud phone guy", and we ALL wanna kick his ass, xD..

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I still watch this show.
Cause I actually still had HOPE that my childhood Иконка would return to the good old days (like BAND GEEKS and the famish ending).

This Показать was the MLP (or whatever else people REALLY talk about these days) of my childhood.
And one of the most QUOTABLE Мультики ever. It's hard NOT to find references of it, on the internet.

But.. After season 4, the characters all changed for the worst..

Patrick звезда was originally a GOOD friend. Not a sociopathic, lunatic. Who constantly gets Spongebob in trouble, and worsens Spongebob's pain for his own delight..

Spongebob was likable, mature,...
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☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

How could she look so fine

How could it be she might be mine

How could she be so cool

I've been taken for a fool

So many times

It's a story of a man

Who works as hard as he can
~~
Just to be a man
who stands on his own

But the book always burns

As the story takes it turn

An leaves a broken man
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How could she be so cool

How could she be so fine

I owe a favor to a friend
My Друзья they always come through for me- Yeah

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It's a story of a man

Who works as hard as he can

Just to be a man

who stands on his own

But the book always burns

As the story takes...
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Not "everything" down here is молоко and honey..

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#10: (I forget his name):
He killed a bunch of Mounties because he got WAY to into Call of Duty, and took it too far..


#9: WAYNE BODEN:
Wayne killed at least three women in Montreal and one in Calgary, between 1969 and 1971. He had a habit of viciously biting the breasts of his victims.

Different than many serial killers, Boden knew most of the women he killed. Друзья and co-workers of the victims identified him, but sadly police circulated the wrong suspect photo. Wayne fled to Calgary....
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posted by Canada24
Yes.. That's right people.. I'm finally watching it!

Wow.. 37 episodes... That's a lot of friggin reviews. But we're get though it together :)

Anyway.. Here's the review of the pilot episode..

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Well, what can I say..

A lot sure happens in the first episode. Certainly better than I was expecting. Light is an interesting character.
He's not over the top.
Nobody was really very over the top.

I think I'm gonna like this show.
It's certainly up to a unique start..

A vey "different" Показать then one I'd normally watch.
But hey.. So is MLP.

I want a death note.

There's one main name I would put down.
It rhymes with "Arnold Umpt"
#1: NEVER READ COMMENTS:
Unless Ты want to feel horrible about yourself..


#2: STARTING FIGHTS ARE EASY:
All Ты need to do is wait for someone to say hi to you. Become angry for no reason, and claim Ты belong to Болталка улица, уличный gangs that don't even exist in real life..


#3: NEVER TRUST пицца DILVERY BOYS WHEN YOUR SMOKING WEED:
They could be undercover cops..


#4: YOUR Друзья ARE DICKS:
They will always find reasons to avoid "squad brunch"..


#5: ROBBERS ARE IDIOTS:
They will return stolen items as long as Ты give valid reasons to do so..


#6: MOVIE STARS ARE DICKS:
Jimmy has only been in two movies, both...
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There's just so much God damned weight on my shoulders
All I'm trying to do is live my motherfucking life
Supposed to be happy, but I'm only getting colder
Wear a smile on my face, but there's a demon inside
There's just so much God damned weight on my shoulders
All I'm trying to do is live my motherfucking life
Supposed to be happy, but I'm only getting colder
Wear a smile on my face, but there's a demon inside

Oh, yo, yo, there's a demon inside
Oh, yo, yo, just like Jekyll and Hyde
Oh, yo, yo, all this anger inside
Oh, yo, yo, I feel like Jekyll and Hyde

Is there so much God damned weight on your...
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Some villains Ты either hate them или Любовь them.
But REAL villains, are beyond just hated.. But NEED to die, not just for what they did to the hero, but what they did in GENERAL:

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#1: LORD SAURON:
Sauron created the RING for one reason, and one reason only.
To enslave the free peoples of Middle-earth during the секунда and Third Age.

At the end of the секунда Age, a Last Alliance of Men and Elves marched upon Mordor to defeat Sauron and his armies. The Alliance was Виктория-победительница and Sauron was physically destroyed by Isildur, after killing his...
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posted by Canada24
"Look, I was gonna go easy on Ты not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
(Six minutes, six minutes)
Something's wrong, I can feel it
(Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got
Like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble
Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as Ты say
I'm not taking any chances

YOUR JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDER!!

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God! (Rap God).
All my people from the front to the back nod! (Back nod).
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap...
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#1: WHOM THE колокол, колокольчик, белл TOLLS:

Make his fight on the hill, in the early day!
Constant chill deep inside!
Shouting gun!
On they run, through the endless grey!
On they fight, for they're right, yes, but who's to say?
For a hill, men would kill, why? They do not know.
Stiffened wounds test their pride!
Men of five, still alive, through the raging glow!
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know!

For whom the колокол, колокольчик, белл tolls!
Time marches on! (on).
For whom the колокол, колокольчик, белл tolls!

Take a look to the sky, just before Ты die.
It's the last time he will!
Blackened roar, massive roar, fills the crumbling sky!
Shattered goal fills...
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#1: WILLIAM WALLACE:
He was a man of his times. However, Hollywood has made him something he never really was. Wallace was a terrorist and guerrilla fighter who was as much out for himself as he was for Scotland, and he caused as many problems for the Scots as for the English. After a Wallace raid, it would be the locals who suffered reprisals, not Wallace and his band of cutthroats..


#2: BENJAMIN MARTIN:
While still a war hero.
He apparently spend his free time SHOOTING his slaves for "sport"..


#3: GEORGE WASINGTON:
Apparently George Washington was pompous, and refused to even shake anyone's hand after he became president, deeming people "less than worthy"..
#1:
"The truth is Ты don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed".


#2:
"I say what I want to say and do what I want to do. There's no in between. People will either Любовь Ты for it или hate Ты for it".


#3:
"I Любовь the attention but I don't like too much of it".


#4:
"You're not going to say anything about me that I'm not going to say about myself. There's so many things that I think about myself; if someone really wanted to get at me, they could say this and this and this. So I'm going to say it before they can. It's the best policy for me".


#5:
"I...
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Dose anybody read the orginal Walking Dead comics.

I found them, and knowing my Любовь of the show, decided to buy the first.

And now I recently got the third "Safety behind Bars", and it's still yet to disappoint, I Любовь these books..

Anyway, this isn't really about that, it's about THOMAS a villain in both the comics and the series.

But I like him WAY еще in the comics, he's far less practicable.

In the tv series, Ты know from moment one, Thomas is a bad dude, he has that look about him.
And the cold murder of Big Tiny proved us correct, he was a murderer, nothing more.. And died in disgrace....
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Woe to you, oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath,
Because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number,
Its number is Six hundred and sixty six."

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I left alone, my mind was blank.

I needed time to think, to get the memories from my mind.

What did I see?
....

Can I believe that what I saw that night was real and not just fantasy.

Just what I saw in my old dreams

Were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me?

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'Cause in my dreams it's always there

The evil face that...
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I am a man who walks alone

And when I'm walking a dark road

At night или strolling through the park
...

When the light begins to change

I sometimes feel a little strange

A little anxious when it's dark.....
~

Fear of the dark,fear of the dark
......



I have constant fear that something's always near..


Fear of the dark,fear of the dark


I have a phobia that someone's always there

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Have Ты run your fingers down the wall....!~

And have Ты felt your neck skin crawl....

When you're searching for the light ...

Sometimes when you're scared to take a look

At the corner of the room..

You've sensed that something's...
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posted by Canada24
(WHISPERING):
I push my fingers into my, eyyyes.
It's the only thing, that slowly stops the acche
But it's made of all, the things I have to~
(LOUDER):
Taaake!
Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way insiiide!
If the pain goes on!

AAAAAAHHHH!!

I have screamed until my veins collapsed, I've waited last, my time's elapsed.
Now, all I do is live with so much fate.
I've wished for this, I've bitched at that.
I've left behind this little fact, Ты cannot kill what Ты did not create.
I've gotta say what I've gotta say, and then I swear I'll go away, but I can't promise you'll enjoy the noise.
I guess I'll save...
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