Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: How is everypony doing today?
Audience: Good.
Master Sword: That word is used too often. Not only does it describe the way you're feeling, but it also describes... Ah, forget it.
Tom: Save the screw ups for the bloopers, okay?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have a special guest on our Показать today, and his name is Nocturnal Mirage.
Audience: *Cheering*
Mirage: *Arrives*
Master Sword: Hey, good to see Ты again.
Mirage: Thanks mate. May I?
Tom: Go ahead.
Mirage: Today's crossover parody, Jack Reacher And The Beanstalk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Tom Cruise climbs up a beanstalk, and kills people.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack Reacher And The Beanstalk
Starring Nocturnal Mirage as Jack Reacher
Master Sword as the giant
Snow Wonder as Helen Rodin
Cosmic радуга as Alex Rodin
Helen: We got еще reports of the giant attacking our town.
Jack: Are Ты sure it's not Godzilla?
Audience: *Light laughter*
Helen: I сказал(-а) giant. Not monster.
Jack: Monsters are giants. Ask anyone. *Points at Alex* Эй, Alex, is a monster a giant?
Alex: Yes.
Helen: No it's not.
Jack: Yeah it is. еще ponies are saying it is, so you're wrong.
Helen: If еще ponies сказал(-а) World War 2 never existed, would Ты believe them?
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: I think Ты should shut up, and I'm gonna go stop the monster. *Walks away*
Later, Jack got outside, and looked up in the sky.
Jack: If I'm going to stop that monster, I need to get to him. How am I going to do that?
A big seed fell from the sky.
Jack: *Moves out of the way* Predictable. I mean, we are parodying Jack & The Beanstalk.
Audience: *Laughing*
A big beanstalk started growing.
Jack: And now is my cue to climb onto this thing. *Jumps onto a leaf, and begins climbing to the top* I should get there sometime soon.
7 hours later
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: *Gets to the вверх of the beanstalk* Okay giant. *Grabs a sniper rifle, and looks around the clouds* Where are you? *Sees a big castle* In there. *Runs to the castle*
9.5 hours later.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: Ugh. *Leaning on the door* Why am I so tiny compared to everything else in this world?
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: *Goes into the castle*
Giant: *Sleeping in front of a TV set*
Jack: Hey, giants aren't supposed to have television!
Audience: *Laughing*
Giant: *Wakes up*
Jack: Maybe I shouldn't have сказал(-а) that outloud.
Giant: Fee fi fo fum. I smell.. *Sniffs his hoof* Actually, I don't know what I smell.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: *Shoots the giant*
Giant: You're crazy. Miniature bullets won't kill me.
Jack: Then what will?
Giant: Not telling.
Jack: *Runs back to the beanstalk* This is probably going to take another 9, and a half hours!
Audience: *Laughing*
Giant: *Chasing Jack*
Jack: *Losing his balance* Whoa. *Falls through a cloud*
Giant: *Jumps, and chases Jack*
Jack: *Grabs hold of the beanstalk*
Giant: *Grabs the beanstalk, and is below Jack* Wait a minute. Aren't I supposed to be above you?
Jack: Does it matter?
Giant: No.
Jack: Then shut up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Giant: *Loses his footing, and falls*
Jack: Finally. Glad that's over. Can we end this now?
The End
On the Далее part of this episode
Nocturnal Mirage plays Gran Turismo 6.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on улица, уличный corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Далее to Double Scoop*
Tom: еще ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Далее to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 18: None Of Your Business
Nocturnal Mirage was at Sean's house with Tom, Master Sword, Mortomis, Annie, and Heartsong.
Mirage: How many Playstations do Ты have?
Sean: Sixteen. That way, when we all play Gran Turismo 6, we can race each other.
Master Sword: No we can't. трещина, сплит screen mode is for two players only.
Mirage: Are Ты always an idiot, или are Ты just having a bad day?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What he's talking about, is that we can all play online, using these Playstations.
Master Sword: Oh, I get it. Sixteen Playstations, so that we can all play online in the same room. Smart idea.
Sean: I came up with it, so of course it's a smart idea.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: Okay, that wasn't even funny.
Tom: Hey! Don't insult my show!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Fellas, are we gonna play, или what?
Mortomis: I'm tired of hearing Ты argue all the time. Let's race for crying out loud.
Sean: He's right, we need to race. *Selects his car* I will choose the 1969 Corvette Stingray.
Annie: Regular, или convertible.
Sean: Regular, it's faster.
Mirage: I'm going to take a Nascar Ford Fusion.
Sean: You, and your Fords. That's all Ты choose in this game.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I'm getting the Maserati.
Heartsong: Which one?
Tom: The only one in the game.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm getting a Toyota Supra race car.
Annie: You, and Nocturnal are the only ones that have race cars so far.
Mortomis: I'm gonna choose the Cadillac CTS.
Annie: My car will be the Corvette as well, but a 2009 ZR1.
Heartsong: And I'm using the BMW M4 Safety car.
Tom: What track are we going to use?
Sean: I think we'll race on Special Stage X.
Master Sword: Don't do that. The track is an oval, and it would be perfect for Mirage.
Mirage: Yes, I do have a Nascar after all.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: It wouldn't be perfect for Mirage, because instead of turning left, you'll have to turn right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Special guest stars are not allowed to shout.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Two laps sound okay?
Ponies: Yeah.
Tom: *Looks at the reader* Find out who wins this race in part 5 of this episode. We're gonna start off our skits now, and the first one will be Celebrity Jeopardy, so don't go away.
Audience: *Clapping*
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game Показать wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Double Diamond as French Stewart
and special guest star, Nocturnal Mirage as Tom Selleck
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Before we begin the double jeopardy round, I'd like to remind our contestants once again, to please refrain from using ethnic slurs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That said, let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has set a new jeopardy record with negative $230,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Ты think you're pretty smart, don't Ты Trebek? With your dago mustache, and your greasy mane!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Look! What did I just say about using ethnic slurs?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: From 3rd Rock From The Sun, French Stewart, in секунда place with negative $17,000.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
French: *Has his eyes closed. He does this everytime he talks* I'm a late bloomer Alex, and in double jeopardy, I'm gonna bloom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Annoyed* Sure Ты will. And finally, in his секунда appearance, Tom Selleck in a commanding lead with 14 dollars.
Tom: Hey. *Points to his podium* Hey, check out the podium. Look at this.
Alex: Mr. Selleck has apparently changed his name to Turd Ferguson.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Yeah that's right. Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name.
Alex: *Very annoyed*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: great. Let's take a look at the final board. And the categories are
Potent Potables
Sharp Things
Фильмы That Start With The Word Jaws
A Petit Dejane
Alex: That category is about french phrases, so we'll just skip that one.
Tom: Эй, uh, I speak a little french. You're an asswipe, pardon my french.
Audience: *Laughing*
French: *Sad* My name's French.
Tom: Yeah, well who gives a damn?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on.
Animal Sounds
Condiments
And finally, your ass, или hole in the ground.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. Selleck, unfortunately, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Yeah I'll take the uh condom thing for 8,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's condiments!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For 400. This condiment is made from mustard seeds.
French: *Rings in*
Alex: French Stewart?
French: The answer of course is onions. I'll take condiments for 800, thank Ты very much.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not the right answer.
Tom: *Rings in*
Alex: Tom Selleck.
Tom: Eh, that's not my name.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, Turd Ferguson.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Yeah, what do Ты want?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Ты buzzed in.
Tom: No I didn't.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Yes Ты did.
Tom: Yeah, well that's your opinion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I hate my job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer was mustard. Mustard is made from mustard seeds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. Selleck it's still your board.
Tom: Yeah well ehh. Why don't Ты give me ape tit for 200?
Alex: *Angry* It's not ape tit.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: It's a petit never mind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just Переместить on to Animal Sounds for 600. This is the sound a doggy makes.
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Moo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Sean: Well that's the sound your grand daughter made last night.
Audience: Ah!! *Laughing*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay that's not necessary.
Sean: Ah.
Tom: *Rings in*
Alex: Tom Selleck?
Tom: Who is uh... Scooby Doo?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Tom: Yeah he was a funny dog Scooby Doo. He drove around in a van, and solved mysteries.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That is incorrect.
Tom: Nah that's correct.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I remember. He had a pal, Scrappy Doo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
French: *Rings in*
Alex: French Stewart, the sound a dog makes.
French: Uh.... Who is John Cafferty And The бобр, бобёр, бивер Brown Band? Thank Ты very much, I'll take animal sounds for 800.
Alex: NO! Good lord! We would've accepted bow wow, или ruff.
Sean: Ah, rough. Just the way your grand daughter likes it Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Come on, that is way out of line.
Tom: *Runs backstage*
Alex: Mr. Selleck, what are Ты doing?!!?
Tom: *Walks towards Alex, and is wearing a massive ten gallon hat*
Sean: *Laughing at Tom*
Tom: Yeah I found this backstage. Oversized hat, it's funny.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No it's not.
Tom: Sure it is. It's funny. It's funny, because it's bigger then a normal hat.
Alex: I see that, get back to your podium.
Tom: Haha. *Takes off the hat* Take a look at that.
Alex: Yeah I see that. Get back to your podium, it's not funny.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Returns to his podium*
Alex: What's going on? Okay, let's just Переместить on to Final Jeopardy. The category is, Ты know what? I'll tell Ты what, just write a number. Any number. Any number, and Ты win.
Audience: *Laughing*
Final Jeopardy Музыка started playing.
Alex: We'll accept any number. Any number at all. A 1, или a 2, или a 3. или how about a 4? It's that simple. I know Ты can do this.
The колокол, колокольчик, белл rang, and the contestants ran out of time.
Alex: Let's start with French Stewart who is grinning like an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Ты look pretty sure of yourself. Ты think Ты got the right answer?
French: Yes, I'm pretty sure of it Alex.
Alex: Well, all Ты had to do was write a number, and Ты wrote, threeve.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: A combination of three, and five. Very stunning.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And Ты wagered, Texas with a dollar sign in front of it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm speechless.
French: No I did not get the answer from anyone else, it all came from Mr. Stewart's noggin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's beautiful.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. Selleck-
Tom: Yeah don't bother, I didn't write anything.
Alex: Good work.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Sean the hedgehog. The category was numbers, and Ты wrote... A letter V.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well I'll Ты what my friend..
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: V is a roman numeral, so despite your best efforts, Ты were able to answer correctly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's see what Ты wagered. Suck it Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: That's all the time we have. Thank Ты very much. I-
Tom: *Goes to Alex, and puts the oversized ten gallon hat on him*
Alex: would Ты GET THAT OFF ME?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Coming up Далее is The Story Of Corporal Agarn
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic радуга as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Captain Parmenter had all of his troops lined up for a meeting.
Captain Parmenter: Now, as all of Ты might know, there will be a colonel coming here to inspect the fort. We want everything to look nice.
Corporal Agarn: Should we salute the colonel with the cannon?
Captain Parmenter: Good question, I don't know. Why don't Ты two practice your salute, while I look at the calender to make sure I have the дата right for the colonel's arrival.
Corporal Agarn: Alright Dobbs, Duffy, Ты know what to do.
Corporal Duffy: *Puts cannonball into cannon*
Corporal Dobbs: *Lights fuse*
When the fuse got to the bottom, the пушка didn't go off.
Corporal Agarn: *Gets angry, and kicks the cannon. The left wheel falls off, and then it shoots the cannonball at Vanderbilt's tower*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Jumps out of tower*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: This isn't good. We can't have that during the colonel's visit. Can we?!
Corporal Dobbs: uhh... I think so, and if he doesn't like it, I could play my bugle.
Corporal Agarn: OH NO Ты DON'T!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: If we don't give a good salute to the colonel, I'm going to go... *Getting angry* On!
Corporal Dobbs: Uh oh, this can't be good.
Corporal Agarn: *His face turns red, and smoke comes out of his ears* A!
Corporal Duffy: We never had this problem on the Alamo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: *Surrounded by flames because of his anger* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!! *Turns back to normal* Okay, what were we doing?
Audience: *Laughing*
To be continued in another episode.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the горн, стеклярус poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning Ты Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, Tom Foolery, and Друзья continue with their race on Gran Turismo 6.
Nocturnal Mirage, Sean, Tom, Master Sword, Mortomis, Annie, and Heartsong were playing Gran Turismo 6. They were all at Sean's house.
The race was going good so far. Heartsong was in the lead with her BMW M4 safety car.
Sean: Ты know it's not really a safety car if Ты keep crashing into us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: I have to win, that's the whole point of this game.
Mortomis: But Ты don't need to crash into us. Ты f**ked up my Cadillac for no reason.
Heartsong: *Looks at Mortomis' car which has a big dent at the back* What are Ты talking about? Your car is just fine.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: I'm close to getting first place.
Sean: Stay out of this Ты Ford loving bastard!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: How are Ты able to keep up with Heartsong? She has a вверх speed that's much higher then the one on your car.
Sean: She keeps spinning out of control on the turns.
Annie: *Passes Sean*
Sean: Okay, I'm in third now. *Sees Mirage, and Mortomis pass him* Really Ты two? I swear if one еще person passes me-
Master Sword: *Passes Sean* Sorry.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Now it's time to act like Heartsong.
Mirage: Shit, that can't be good!
Master Sword: Of course it can't be good. She's in first place!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Rams Master Sword's car*
Master Sword: Ah!! *Spins out, and hits Mortomis' car*
Mortomis: F**K! *Spins out, and hits Mirage's car*
Mirage: Ah! *Hits the wall*
Sean: *Passes Master Sword, Mortomis, and Mirage* Pleasure doing business with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: Ты can't catch up to me.
Sean: Maybe not, but I did get to 3rd place.
Heartsong: This is the final lap, right?
Sean: Yeah, that's why it says lap 2/2.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: We're on the 2nd, and final lap.
Annie: Ты have one еще turn to make before crossing that finish line.
Heartsong: That's what I was afraid of.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: If Ты hit the wall-
Heartsong: *Spins out* No, not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: *Hits the wall* Shit.
Annie: *Laughs* I knew that was gonna happen. First place is mine.
Sean: And thanks to Ты Heartsong, I am now in 2nd place.
Heartsong: *Backing her car up so she can continue racing*
Mirage: Look out!! *Crashes into Heartsong's car*
The others crashed into Heartsong's car, and they caused a pile up.
Annie: First place is mine.
Sean: *Gets second*
Tom: Well, this was almost enjoyable. It would have been better if Heartsong wasn't being retarded.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What's up everypony? Ты know what time it is, right?
Audience: 4:35 PM.
Tom: Wrong. Well, actually, that's right, but-
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What I meant was, it's time for bloopers we created during the filming of this episode. Enjoy.
Blooper song: link
Mirage: How many Playstations do Ты have?
Sean: Over 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Cut.
Sean: I have every single PlayStation in the world!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Sean: I think we'll race on Special Stage X.
Master Sword: Don't do that. The track is an oval, and it would be perfect for Mirage.
Mirage: Yes, I do have a Nascar after all.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: It wouldn't be perfect for Mirage, because instead of turning left, you'll have to turn right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Special guest stars are not allout, loosjgoijd!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't speak today. I don't know what's going on.
---
Alex: From 3rd Rock From The Sun, French Stewart, in секунда place with negative $17,000.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
French: *Has his eyes closed. He does this everytime he talks* Alex, I wanna take Ты from behind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Cringes* Maybe we oughta give him a better line.
---
French: Uh.... Who is John C- I forgot my line!
Take 2
French: Uh.... Who is John Cowswitch And The бобр, бобёр, бивер Brown Band? Thank Ты very much, I'll take animal sounds for 800.
Director: Cafferty!
French: Uh oh. *Opens his eyes*
Director: Keep them closed!!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Corporal Agarn: Alright Dobbs, Duffy, Ты know what to do.
Corporal Duffy: *Puts cannonball into cannon*
Corporal Dobbs: *Lights fuse*
When the fuse got to the bottom, the пушка didn't go off.
Corporal Agarn: *Gets angry, and kicks the cannon, but it hurts his hoof* OOWWWW!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Mirage: I'm close to getting first place.
Sean: Stay out of this Ты Ford loving bastard!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: How are Ты able to keep up with Heartsong? She has a- wait a second. *Looks at his controller* My controller is dead.
Director: Plug it in.
Tom: *Plugs controller into playstation* Let's do this again from the top.
The End
STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright, 2015
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: How is everypony doing today?
Audience: Good.
Master Sword: That word is used too often. Not only does it describe the way you're feeling, but it also describes... Ah, forget it.
Tom: Save the screw ups for the bloopers, okay?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have a special guest on our Показать today, and his name is Nocturnal Mirage.
Audience: *Cheering*
Mirage: *Arrives*
Master Sword: Hey, good to see Ты again.
Mirage: Thanks mate. May I?
Tom: Go ahead.
Mirage: Today's crossover parody, Jack Reacher And The Beanstalk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Tom Cruise climbs up a beanstalk, and kills people.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack Reacher And The Beanstalk
Starring Nocturnal Mirage as Jack Reacher
Master Sword as the giant
Snow Wonder as Helen Rodin
Cosmic радуга as Alex Rodin
Helen: We got еще reports of the giant attacking our town.
Jack: Are Ты sure it's not Godzilla?
Audience: *Light laughter*
Helen: I сказал(-а) giant. Not monster.
Jack: Monsters are giants. Ask anyone. *Points at Alex* Эй, Alex, is a monster a giant?
Alex: Yes.
Helen: No it's not.
Jack: Yeah it is. еще ponies are saying it is, so you're wrong.
Helen: If еще ponies сказал(-а) World War 2 never existed, would Ты believe them?
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: I think Ты should shut up, and I'm gonna go stop the monster. *Walks away*
Later, Jack got outside, and looked up in the sky.
Jack: If I'm going to stop that monster, I need to get to him. How am I going to do that?
A big seed fell from the sky.
Jack: *Moves out of the way* Predictable. I mean, we are parodying Jack & The Beanstalk.
Audience: *Laughing*
A big beanstalk started growing.
Jack: And now is my cue to climb onto this thing. *Jumps onto a leaf, and begins climbing to the top* I should get there sometime soon.
7 hours later
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: *Gets to the вверх of the beanstalk* Okay giant. *Grabs a sniper rifle, and looks around the clouds* Where are you? *Sees a big castle* In there. *Runs to the castle*
9.5 hours later.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: Ugh. *Leaning on the door* Why am I so tiny compared to everything else in this world?
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: *Goes into the castle*
Giant: *Sleeping in front of a TV set*
Jack: Hey, giants aren't supposed to have television!
Audience: *Laughing*
Giant: *Wakes up*
Jack: Maybe I shouldn't have сказал(-а) that outloud.
Giant: Fee fi fo fum. I smell.. *Sniffs his hoof* Actually, I don't know what I smell.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: *Shoots the giant*
Giant: You're crazy. Miniature bullets won't kill me.
Jack: Then what will?
Giant: Not telling.
Jack: *Runs back to the beanstalk* This is probably going to take another 9, and a half hours!
Audience: *Laughing*
Giant: *Chasing Jack*
Jack: *Losing his balance* Whoa. *Falls through a cloud*
Giant: *Jumps, and chases Jack*
Jack: *Grabs hold of the beanstalk*
Giant: *Grabs the beanstalk, and is below Jack* Wait a minute. Aren't I supposed to be above you?
Jack: Does it matter?
Giant: No.
Jack: Then shut up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Giant: *Loses his footing, and falls*
Jack: Finally. Glad that's over. Can we end this now?
The End
On the Далее part of this episode
Nocturnal Mirage plays Gran Turismo 6.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on улица, уличный corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Далее to Double Scoop*
Tom: еще ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Далее to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 18: None Of Your Business
Nocturnal Mirage was at Sean's house with Tom, Master Sword, Mortomis, Annie, and Heartsong.
Mirage: How many Playstations do Ты have?
Sean: Sixteen. That way, when we all play Gran Turismo 6, we can race each other.
Master Sword: No we can't. трещина, сплит screen mode is for two players only.
Mirage: Are Ты always an idiot, или are Ты just having a bad day?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What he's talking about, is that we can all play online, using these Playstations.
Master Sword: Oh, I get it. Sixteen Playstations, so that we can all play online in the same room. Smart idea.
Sean: I came up with it, so of course it's a smart idea.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: Okay, that wasn't even funny.
Tom: Hey! Don't insult my show!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Fellas, are we gonna play, или what?
Mortomis: I'm tired of hearing Ты argue all the time. Let's race for crying out loud.
Sean: He's right, we need to race. *Selects his car* I will choose the 1969 Corvette Stingray.
Annie: Regular, или convertible.
Sean: Regular, it's faster.
Mirage: I'm going to take a Nascar Ford Fusion.
Sean: You, and your Fords. That's all Ты choose in this game.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I'm getting the Maserati.
Heartsong: Which one?
Tom: The only one in the game.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm getting a Toyota Supra race car.
Annie: You, and Nocturnal are the only ones that have race cars so far.
Mortomis: I'm gonna choose the Cadillac CTS.
Annie: My car will be the Corvette as well, but a 2009 ZR1.
Heartsong: And I'm using the BMW M4 Safety car.
Tom: What track are we going to use?
Sean: I think we'll race on Special Stage X.
Master Sword: Don't do that. The track is an oval, and it would be perfect for Mirage.
Mirage: Yes, I do have a Nascar after all.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: It wouldn't be perfect for Mirage, because instead of turning left, you'll have to turn right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Special guest stars are not allowed to shout.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Two laps sound okay?
Ponies: Yeah.
Tom: *Looks at the reader* Find out who wins this race in part 5 of this episode. We're gonna start off our skits now, and the first one will be Celebrity Jeopardy, so don't go away.
Audience: *Clapping*
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game Показать wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Double Diamond as French Stewart
and special guest star, Nocturnal Mirage as Tom Selleck
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Before we begin the double jeopardy round, I'd like to remind our contestants once again, to please refrain from using ethnic slurs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That said, let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has set a new jeopardy record with negative $230,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Ты think you're pretty smart, don't Ты Trebek? With your dago mustache, and your greasy mane!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Look! What did I just say about using ethnic slurs?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: From 3rd Rock From The Sun, French Stewart, in секунда place with negative $17,000.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
French: *Has his eyes closed. He does this everytime he talks* I'm a late bloomer Alex, and in double jeopardy, I'm gonna bloom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Annoyed* Sure Ты will. And finally, in his секунда appearance, Tom Selleck in a commanding lead with 14 dollars.
Tom: Hey. *Points to his podium* Hey, check out the podium. Look at this.
Alex: Mr. Selleck has apparently changed his name to Turd Ferguson.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Yeah that's right. Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name.
Alex: *Very annoyed*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: great. Let's take a look at the final board. And the categories are
Potent Potables
Sharp Things
Фильмы That Start With The Word Jaws
A Petit Dejane
Alex: That category is about french phrases, so we'll just skip that one.
Tom: Эй, uh, I speak a little french. You're an asswipe, pardon my french.
Audience: *Laughing*
French: *Sad* My name's French.
Tom: Yeah, well who gives a damn?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on.
Animal Sounds
Condiments
And finally, your ass, или hole in the ground.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. Selleck, unfortunately, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Yeah I'll take the uh condom thing for 8,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's condiments!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For 400. This condiment is made from mustard seeds.
French: *Rings in*
Alex: French Stewart?
French: The answer of course is onions. I'll take condiments for 800, thank Ты very much.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not the right answer.
Tom: *Rings in*
Alex: Tom Selleck.
Tom: Eh, that's not my name.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, Turd Ferguson.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Yeah, what do Ты want?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Ты buzzed in.
Tom: No I didn't.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Yes Ты did.
Tom: Yeah, well that's your opinion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I hate my job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer was mustard. Mustard is made from mustard seeds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. Selleck it's still your board.
Tom: Yeah well ehh. Why don't Ты give me ape tit for 200?
Alex: *Angry* It's not ape tit.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: It's a petit never mind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just Переместить on to Animal Sounds for 600. This is the sound a doggy makes.
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Moo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Sean: Well that's the sound your grand daughter made last night.
Audience: Ah!! *Laughing*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay that's not necessary.
Sean: Ah.
Tom: *Rings in*
Alex: Tom Selleck?
Tom: Who is uh... Scooby Doo?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Tom: Yeah he was a funny dog Scooby Doo. He drove around in a van, and solved mysteries.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That is incorrect.
Tom: Nah that's correct.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I remember. He had a pal, Scrappy Doo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
French: *Rings in*
Alex: French Stewart, the sound a dog makes.
French: Uh.... Who is John Cafferty And The бобр, бобёр, бивер Brown Band? Thank Ты very much, I'll take animal sounds for 800.
Alex: NO! Good lord! We would've accepted bow wow, или ruff.
Sean: Ah, rough. Just the way your grand daughter likes it Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Come on, that is way out of line.
Tom: *Runs backstage*
Alex: Mr. Selleck, what are Ты doing?!!?
Tom: *Walks towards Alex, and is wearing a massive ten gallon hat*
Sean: *Laughing at Tom*
Tom: Yeah I found this backstage. Oversized hat, it's funny.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No it's not.
Tom: Sure it is. It's funny. It's funny, because it's bigger then a normal hat.
Alex: I see that, get back to your podium.
Tom: Haha. *Takes off the hat* Take a look at that.
Alex: Yeah I see that. Get back to your podium, it's not funny.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Returns to his podium*
Alex: What's going on? Okay, let's just Переместить on to Final Jeopardy. The category is, Ты know what? I'll tell Ты what, just write a number. Any number. Any number, and Ты win.
Audience: *Laughing*
Final Jeopardy Музыка started playing.
Alex: We'll accept any number. Any number at all. A 1, или a 2, или a 3. или how about a 4? It's that simple. I know Ты can do this.
The колокол, колокольчик, белл rang, and the contestants ran out of time.
Alex: Let's start with French Stewart who is grinning like an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Ты look pretty sure of yourself. Ты think Ты got the right answer?
French: Yes, I'm pretty sure of it Alex.
Alex: Well, all Ты had to do was write a number, and Ты wrote, threeve.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: A combination of three, and five. Very stunning.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And Ты wagered, Texas with a dollar sign in front of it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm speechless.
French: No I did not get the answer from anyone else, it all came from Mr. Stewart's noggin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's beautiful.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. Selleck-
Tom: Yeah don't bother, I didn't write anything.
Alex: Good work.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Sean the hedgehog. The category was numbers, and Ты wrote... A letter V.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well I'll Ты what my friend..
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: V is a roman numeral, so despite your best efforts, Ты were able to answer correctly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's see what Ты wagered. Suck it Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: That's all the time we have. Thank Ты very much. I-
Tom: *Goes to Alex, and puts the oversized ten gallon hat on him*
Alex: would Ты GET THAT OFF ME?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Coming up Далее is The Story Of Corporal Agarn
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic радуга as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Captain Parmenter had all of his troops lined up for a meeting.
Captain Parmenter: Now, as all of Ты might know, there will be a colonel coming here to inspect the fort. We want everything to look nice.
Corporal Agarn: Should we salute the colonel with the cannon?
Captain Parmenter: Good question, I don't know. Why don't Ты two practice your salute, while I look at the calender to make sure I have the дата right for the colonel's arrival.
Corporal Agarn: Alright Dobbs, Duffy, Ты know what to do.
Corporal Duffy: *Puts cannonball into cannon*
Corporal Dobbs: *Lights fuse*
When the fuse got to the bottom, the пушка didn't go off.
Corporal Agarn: *Gets angry, and kicks the cannon. The left wheel falls off, and then it shoots the cannonball at Vanderbilt's tower*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Jumps out of tower*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: This isn't good. We can't have that during the colonel's visit. Can we?!
Corporal Dobbs: uhh... I think so, and if he doesn't like it, I could play my bugle.
Corporal Agarn: OH NO Ты DON'T!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: If we don't give a good salute to the colonel, I'm going to go... *Getting angry* On!
Corporal Dobbs: Uh oh, this can't be good.
Corporal Agarn: *His face turns red, and smoke comes out of his ears* A!
Corporal Duffy: We never had this problem on the Alamo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: *Surrounded by flames because of his anger* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!! *Turns back to normal* Okay, what were we doing?
Audience: *Laughing*
To be continued in another episode.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the горн, стеклярус poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning Ты Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, Tom Foolery, and Друзья continue with their race on Gran Turismo 6.
Nocturnal Mirage, Sean, Tom, Master Sword, Mortomis, Annie, and Heartsong were playing Gran Turismo 6. They were all at Sean's house.
The race was going good so far. Heartsong was in the lead with her BMW M4 safety car.
Sean: Ты know it's not really a safety car if Ты keep crashing into us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: I have to win, that's the whole point of this game.
Mortomis: But Ты don't need to crash into us. Ты f**ked up my Cadillac for no reason.
Heartsong: *Looks at Mortomis' car which has a big dent at the back* What are Ты talking about? Your car is just fine.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: I'm close to getting first place.
Sean: Stay out of this Ты Ford loving bastard!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: How are Ты able to keep up with Heartsong? She has a вверх speed that's much higher then the one on your car.
Sean: She keeps spinning out of control on the turns.
Annie: *Passes Sean*
Sean: Okay, I'm in third now. *Sees Mirage, and Mortomis pass him* Really Ты two? I swear if one еще person passes me-
Master Sword: *Passes Sean* Sorry.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Now it's time to act like Heartsong.
Mirage: Shit, that can't be good!
Master Sword: Of course it can't be good. She's in first place!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Rams Master Sword's car*
Master Sword: Ah!! *Spins out, and hits Mortomis' car*
Mortomis: F**K! *Spins out, and hits Mirage's car*
Mirage: Ah! *Hits the wall*
Sean: *Passes Master Sword, Mortomis, and Mirage* Pleasure doing business with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: Ты can't catch up to me.
Sean: Maybe not, but I did get to 3rd place.
Heartsong: This is the final lap, right?
Sean: Yeah, that's why it says lap 2/2.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: We're on the 2nd, and final lap.
Annie: Ты have one еще turn to make before crossing that finish line.
Heartsong: That's what I was afraid of.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: If Ты hit the wall-
Heartsong: *Spins out* No, not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: *Hits the wall* Shit.
Annie: *Laughs* I knew that was gonna happen. First place is mine.
Sean: And thanks to Ты Heartsong, I am now in 2nd place.
Heartsong: *Backing her car up so she can continue racing*
Mirage: Look out!! *Crashes into Heartsong's car*
The others crashed into Heartsong's car, and they caused a pile up.
Annie: First place is mine.
Sean: *Gets second*
Tom: Well, this was almost enjoyable. It would have been better if Heartsong wasn't being retarded.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What's up everypony? Ты know what time it is, right?
Audience: 4:35 PM.
Tom: Wrong. Well, actually, that's right, but-
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What I meant was, it's time for bloopers we created during the filming of this episode. Enjoy.
Blooper song: link
Mirage: How many Playstations do Ты have?
Sean: Over 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Cut.
Sean: I have every single PlayStation in the world!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Sean: I think we'll race on Special Stage X.
Master Sword: Don't do that. The track is an oval, and it would be perfect for Mirage.
Mirage: Yes, I do have a Nascar after all.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: It wouldn't be perfect for Mirage, because instead of turning left, you'll have to turn right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Special guest stars are not allout, loosjgoijd!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't speak today. I don't know what's going on.
---
Alex: From 3rd Rock From The Sun, French Stewart, in секунда place with negative $17,000.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
French: *Has his eyes closed. He does this everytime he talks* Alex, I wanna take Ты from behind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Cringes* Maybe we oughta give him a better line.
---
French: Uh.... Who is John C- I forgot my line!
Take 2
French: Uh.... Who is John Cowswitch And The бобр, бобёр, бивер Brown Band? Thank Ты very much, I'll take animal sounds for 800.
Director: Cafferty!
French: Uh oh. *Opens his eyes*
Director: Keep them closed!!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Corporal Agarn: Alright Dobbs, Duffy, Ты know what to do.
Corporal Duffy: *Puts cannonball into cannon*
Corporal Dobbs: *Lights fuse*
When the fuse got to the bottom, the пушка didn't go off.
Corporal Agarn: *Gets angry, and kicks the cannon, but it hurts his hoof* OOWWWW!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Mirage: I'm close to getting first place.
Sean: Stay out of this Ты Ford loving bastard!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: How are Ты able to keep up with Heartsong? She has a- wait a second. *Looks at his controller* My controller is dead.
Director: Plug it in.
Tom: *Plugs controller into playstation* Let's do this again from the top.
The End
STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright, 2015
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
So.. Quite few tear jerkers today.. But we managed to survive it in the end.. Odd how almost cared about THE BABY during the same episode that also leads towards the guys death scene.. Pretty unexpected.. But they hinted to it, when the girl entered the elevator, Актёрское искусство so suspicious when doing so.. A little on the nose, that one..
But as per usual.. I'm a very boring reviewer.. That gives nothing worth noting about all these episodes.. But the Показать is certain interesting now.. Now, boring as shit, as it was for so long.. Hope it stays like this for a while..
No excitement.. Except when Eva nearly gets shot.. I don't care for her. But she's a huge character, so there was that..
Till Далее time, peace :)
LINK: link
But as per usual.. I'm a very boring reviewer.. That gives nothing worth noting about all these episodes.. But the Показать is certain interesting now.. Now, boring as shit, as it was for so long.. Hope it stays like this for a while..
No excitement.. Except when Eva nearly gets shot.. I don't care for her. But she's a huge character, so there was that..
Till Далее time, peace :)
LINK: link
I'm starting to enjoy the Показать now... these shows always get interesting when their nearly over.. Weird.
Guess they save best for last, like the saying goes..
Too bad that dentist.. Person.. Died.. I liked him.. Oh well, probably won't be in vain.. Same with Martin.
And my need for blood and violence was resolved.. So.. Yay..
Anyway.. What else to say.. What else to say..
Hmm.. No idea.. Though the glasses guy seems like a neat villain. Hope they do еще with him.
And is that hit man still around? Because I forget..
Guess they save best for last, like the saying goes..
Too bad that dentist.. Person.. Died.. I liked him.. Oh well, probably won't be in vain.. Same with Martin.
And my need for blood and violence was resolved.. So.. Yay..
Anyway.. What else to say.. What else to say..
Hmm.. No idea.. Though the glasses guy seems like a neat villain. Hope they do еще with him.
And is that hit man still around? Because I forget..
I only watched episode episode 59..
I not sure if I care too much for the blonde body guard guy for Eva. He's not very interesting till we learned his backstory.. Even than it seems a little uninteresting..
Not one of the best episodes.. Oh well.
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I not sure if I care too much for the blonde body guard guy for Eva. He's not very interesting till we learned his backstory.. Even than it seems a little uninteresting..
Not one of the best episodes.. Oh well.
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Well.. With the return of that hitman.. Whom I think might be my favourite, the Показать is awesome again..
I didn't have much reaction too seeing his return, except "DAAAAAAAAMN!!"
But yeah.. Tenma, или whatever it is, escaped too stop the hit man from killing the hot but annoying Eva.. I wouldn't be TOO upset if she gets killed.. I don't like her..
But she's a big character, so I doubt their kill her off.. I not sure why Wind originally сказал(-а) "try not too get close too people". Hardly anyone seems too die.. the Показать is all about deep meaning, еще than killing and violence.. But that's only me.
If I want too see pointless violence, I would rewatch HELLSING again.. или play Gears of War again.. So I shouldn't be too bitchy about the low amount of battles.. Least when there are battles, it's GOOD battles.. None of that PG13 crap.. PG13 has already ruined ASSASSINS CREED, so I'm glad it doesn't ruin these sorts of anime's.
But anyway..
Until Далее time.. :D
I didn't have much reaction too seeing his return, except "DAAAAAAAAMN!!"
But yeah.. Tenma, или whatever it is, escaped too stop the hit man from killing the hot but annoying Eva.. I wouldn't be TOO upset if she gets killed.. I don't like her..
But she's a big character, so I doubt their kill her off.. I not sure why Wind originally сказал(-а) "try not too get close too people". Hardly anyone seems too die.. the Показать is all about deep meaning, еще than killing and violence.. But that's only me.
If I want too see pointless violence, I would rewatch HELLSING again.. или play Gears of War again.. So I shouldn't be too bitchy about the low amount of battles.. Least when there are battles, it's GOOD battles.. None of that PG13 crap.. PG13 has already ruined ASSASSINS CREED, so I'm glad it doesn't ruin these sorts of anime's.
But anyway..
Until Далее time.. :D
I've been caught with a bad cold lately.. So I had lots of spare time, so continued my reviews..
These two episodes were actually pretty enjoyable..
May as well enjoy this before it gets all sad and depressing again..
But hey.. If the idea of abortions can make me laugh.. I guess anything is possible..
So.. Yeah.. Big thumbs up for episodes 5 and 6 from season 3..
We're almost done woke.. We're almost done..
Also.. I've finally found BREAKING BAD.. Hard too believe this is the same AARON PAUL.. It hardly even sounds like him.
But hey.. I'm glad he's a voice actor.. I always сказал(-а) he SHOULD be..
These two episodes were actually pretty enjoyable..
May as well enjoy this before it gets all sad and depressing again..
But hey.. If the idea of abortions can make me laugh.. I guess anything is possible..
So.. Yeah.. Big thumbs up for episodes 5 and 6 from season 3..
We're almost done woke.. We're almost done..
Also.. I've finally found BREAKING BAD.. Hard too believe this is the same AARON PAUL.. It hardly even sounds like him.
But hey.. I'm glad he's a voice actor.. I always сказал(-а) he SHOULD be..
Well.. I have nothing too say about SEASON 3 episodes 1 and 2.. Episodes 3 and 4 where better up my alley, less serious.
I'm still shocked Will Arnett didn't win an award for this. But whatever..
The part about he could talk the whole time down there, made my smile a bit. I wonder if anything else will be done down with that joke (but probably not)..
Also, I'm guessing your thumb means your middle finger, am I right? :)
Anyway.. Yeah.. Not much too say.
I'm sure glad they jokes about those annoying people that sarcastically asked if Ты enjoyed your phone call, and Ты usually wanna перфоратор, удар, пунш them.. Though doing what Bojack did, that works two.. :)
I'm still shocked Will Arnett didn't win an award for this. But whatever..
The part about he could talk the whole time down there, made my smile a bit. I wonder if anything else will be done down with that joke (but probably not)..
Also, I'm guessing your thumb means your middle finger, am I right? :)
Anyway.. Yeah.. Not much too say.
I'm sure glad they jokes about those annoying people that sarcastically asked if Ты enjoyed your phone call, and Ты usually wanna перфоратор, удар, пунш them.. Though doing what Bojack did, that works two.. :)
I guess it's true what they say.
These shows are so much еще interesting when stuff is actually happening.
I'm a little confused if Anna is even real now, but whatever..
Guess I consider these good episodes.. The Показать is finally getting interesting.. Only took several months..
:) :)
As for bojack review.. I saw episodes last week.. But had no feed back.. Sorry
Maybe Далее episodes would be better... Just glad the Показать is nearly over.. Not a huge Фан of that bojack show.
Too depressing..
These shows are so much еще interesting when stuff is actually happening.
I'm a little confused if Anna is even real now, but whatever..
Guess I consider these good episodes.. The Показать is finally getting interesting.. Only took several months..
:) :)
As for bojack review.. I saw episodes last week.. But had no feed back.. Sorry
Maybe Далее episodes would be better... Just glad the Показать is nearly over.. Not a huge Фан of that bojack show.
Too depressing..
I'm kinda happy I only have one season left of this "try not to get depressed" challenge.
I hear that in the end, even Todd leaves him.
So I'm not sure why Nostaglia critic likes this so much.. Well.. I can actually.. But it's always bumming me out.. Least it means I actually care about these people, so that's "one" way to think about it..
Anyway.. no Комментарии on these episodes..
Onto season 3..
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I hear that in the end, even Todd leaves him.
So I'm not sure why Nostaglia critic likes this so much.. Well.. I can actually.. But it's always bumming me out.. Least it means I actually care about these people, so that's "one" way to think about it..
Anyway.. no Комментарии on these episodes..
Onto season 3..
FILLER:
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My grandfather is a retired cop.
And Grand Theft Auto portrays the following
COPS:
Overly sensitive, racist, trigger happy, morons, who can't hold a gun straight too save their life. And are always over weight..
FBI:
Murderious, corrupt, assholes, who torture people for no reason, and are at war with other governments, witch HARMS еще citizens than it saves..
DETECTIVES:
Most of them are self centred, corrupt, racist, assholes. And deserve too die..
I can't imagine him seeing this will turn out too well..
But hey.. Maybe I'm thinking too much into it..
And Grand Theft Auto portrays the following
COPS:
Overly sensitive, racist, trigger happy, morons, who can't hold a gun straight too save their life. And are always over weight..
FBI:
Murderious, corrupt, assholes, who torture people for no reason, and are at war with other governments, witch HARMS еще citizens than it saves..
DETECTIVES:
Most of them are self centred, corrupt, racist, assholes. And deserve too die..
I can't imagine him seeing this will turn out too well..
But hey.. Maybe I'm thinking too much into it..
So.. Yeah.. еще reviews.
Starting too lose interest sometimes.. It's sort of
"I need too keep CONVINCING myself too watch too watch this show"
Like Walking Dead in the earlier seasons.
Not a lot happens most times.
For a killer, Lohan isn't really doing anything, is he?
He just kinda stands around.
And why didn't Tuma just him already?
But I guess asking all these Вопросы is pointless.
If I just keep sat, and keep my yap shut.. I'll find out what happens right?
Well.. I guess I'm just a bad reviewer. Not really thinking too deep into the two shows I'm reviewing.
Cause, frankly.. Monster is getting a bit dull. And Bojack is teaching me only ONE thing.. Life sucks.. That's all.. Life just SUCKS..
But anyway.. I still give high ratings too these episodes non the less..
Starting too lose interest sometimes.. It's sort of
"I need too keep CONVINCING myself too watch too watch this show"
Like Walking Dead in the earlier seasons.
Not a lot happens most times.
For a killer, Lohan isn't really doing anything, is he?
He just kinda stands around.
And why didn't Tuma just him already?
But I guess asking all these Вопросы is pointless.
If I just keep sat, and keep my yap shut.. I'll find out what happens right?
Well.. I guess I'm just a bad reviewer. Not really thinking too deep into the two shows I'm reviewing.
Cause, frankly.. Monster is getting a bit dull. And Bojack is teaching me only ONE thing.. Life sucks.. That's all.. Life just SUCKS..
But anyway.. I still give high ratings too these episodes non the less..
