This isn't stealing Wind's idea, I had this planned a while, his just convinced me to make it..
WORST:
#10: гитара MASTER:
So as Ты may (but probably not) know, I play electric гитара on my spare time. So I got a game at my brithday several years ago.. Ты plug in your guitar. And it's гитара Hero, but real.. Only.. It fucking sucks! It kept breaking my strings cause Ты have to tune it, EVERY, FUCKING, SONG!!
God, I sold the game, I couldn't look at it.. Fuck that game!!
#9: BLACK OPS 3:
This is еще of a personal complaint over a review.. But Ты can't play one player, only online.. I never play online.. Only once.. For Call of Duty 4.. I joined in a round at the ship level. Had my own costumized AK47.. Which I wasn't too bad with truth told.. I feel like this might be a new thing for CoD.. Sad, I liked those games. Can always count on a cliche but entertaining short story, and cheesy moments of brutal kills..
#8: ASSASINS CREED BLACK FLAG:
This is the moment the series Остаться в живых me.. It's not even that bad. But after Desmond died in the 3rd.. just didn't care anymore. Desmond was our boy. Ты can't just kill him off!
#7: BATTLEFIELD 1:
My dad really wanted me having this game.. It's far from the worst. But it's very "meh". Have no interest in follow ups. I like the trenches though.. Espically the opening cutscene..
#6: гитара HERO - METALLICA:
Truth is, this is the BEST game I ever had,.. I'm just pissed off because.. The PS3 broke.. I can never play it again!.. FUUCK!!
BEST:
#5: LA NOIRE:
By this point, everyone knows what kinda game this is, so it's up to Ты if Ты want to play it.. But at a time.. This was falsely advertised as another GTA. So I found it boring and stopped playing.. But than replayed it knowing what it was.. With that mindset. This game is great. Very dark mysterious and with plenty of twists. Cole is amongst one of my favorites. I find him very likable.. Even after the affair, I guess I just was еще forgiving than most gamers..
#4: MODERN WARFARE 2:
Wind says the first, I say the second.. It's such s unique game. The first time it started getting еще over the top. But, hey. It works.. And honestly, the airport level isn't actually that bad.. I seen worse. Far worse.. And it's just there to make Ты wanna kill Macrolf. или whatever, I don't know how to spell him.. And he's not worthy of finding out..
#3: MAX PAYNE 3:
I never played the orginals, play it as it's own thing, as I got it as a gift.. Truth is. It works for it. It explains "enough" for me to understand it all.. But really, the gameplay of this is just amazing.. The opening level is my favorite..
#2: RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2:
While nobody denies the first is a masterpiece of it's own. Rockstar really went out of their way this game. The characters, setting. It's all so jawdropping.. But I do have complaints, sadly one of my biggest is.. The shooting. The battles themselves can sometimes go on for far too long. And, Ты can barely shoot in the heat of battle, the character is shaking, Ты can't hold the aimer properly enough, and Ты have to rely on deadeye far too much.. This meaning there's ONE game over it..
#1: GRAND THEFT AUTO 5:
Firstly, lets go with the obvious one. The shooting is WAY better.. But honestly this game is just far еще bright and colorful than the, sometimes straight up depressing, RDR2.. So, yeah.. GTA 5 still wins.. But only for the better mechincs.. Hard to compare which has better characters.. So I won't..
WORST:
#10: гитара MASTER:
So as Ты may (but probably not) know, I play electric гитара on my spare time. So I got a game at my brithday several years ago.. Ты plug in your guitar. And it's гитара Hero, but real.. Only.. It fucking sucks! It kept breaking my strings cause Ты have to tune it, EVERY, FUCKING, SONG!!
God, I sold the game, I couldn't look at it.. Fuck that game!!
#9: BLACK OPS 3:
This is еще of a personal complaint over a review.. But Ты can't play one player, only online.. I never play online.. Only once.. For Call of Duty 4.. I joined in a round at the ship level. Had my own costumized AK47.. Which I wasn't too bad with truth told.. I feel like this might be a new thing for CoD.. Sad, I liked those games. Can always count on a cliche but entertaining short story, and cheesy moments of brutal kills..
#8: ASSASINS CREED BLACK FLAG:
This is the moment the series Остаться в живых me.. It's not even that bad. But after Desmond died in the 3rd.. just didn't care anymore. Desmond was our boy. Ты can't just kill him off!
#7: BATTLEFIELD 1:
My dad really wanted me having this game.. It's far from the worst. But it's very "meh". Have no interest in follow ups. I like the trenches though.. Espically the opening cutscene..
#6: гитара HERO - METALLICA:
Truth is, this is the BEST game I ever had,.. I'm just pissed off because.. The PS3 broke.. I can never play it again!.. FUUCK!!
BEST:
#5: LA NOIRE:
By this point, everyone knows what kinda game this is, so it's up to Ты if Ты want to play it.. But at a time.. This was falsely advertised as another GTA. So I found it boring and stopped playing.. But than replayed it knowing what it was.. With that mindset. This game is great. Very dark mysterious and with plenty of twists. Cole is amongst one of my favorites. I find him very likable.. Even after the affair, I guess I just was еще forgiving than most gamers..
#4: MODERN WARFARE 2:
Wind says the first, I say the second.. It's such s unique game. The first time it started getting еще over the top. But, hey. It works.. And honestly, the airport level isn't actually that bad.. I seen worse. Far worse.. And it's just there to make Ты wanna kill Macrolf. или whatever, I don't know how to spell him.. And he's not worthy of finding out..
#3: MAX PAYNE 3:
I never played the orginals, play it as it's own thing, as I got it as a gift.. Truth is. It works for it. It explains "enough" for me to understand it all.. But really, the gameplay of this is just amazing.. The opening level is my favorite..
#2: RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2:
While nobody denies the first is a masterpiece of it's own. Rockstar really went out of their way this game. The characters, setting. It's all so jawdropping.. But I do have complaints, sadly one of my biggest is.. The shooting. The battles themselves can sometimes go on for far too long. And, Ты can barely shoot in the heat of battle, the character is shaking, Ты can't hold the aimer properly enough, and Ты have to rely on deadeye far too much.. This meaning there's ONE game over it..
#1: GRAND THEFT AUTO 5:
Firstly, lets go with the obvious one. The shooting is WAY better.. But honestly this game is just far еще bright and colorful than the, sometimes straight up depressing, RDR2.. So, yeah.. GTA 5 still wins.. But only for the better mechincs.. Hard to compare which has better characters.. So I won't..
Well.. I have nothing too say about SEASON 3 episodes 1 and 2.. Episodes 3 and 4 where better up my alley, less serious.
I'm still shocked Will Arnett didn't win an award for this. But whatever..
The part about he could talk the whole time down there, made my smile a bit. I wonder if anything else will be done down with that joke (but probably not)..
Also, I'm guessing your thumb means your middle finger, am I right? :)
Anyway.. Yeah.. Not much too say.
I'm sure glad they jokes about those annoying people that sarcastically asked if Ты enjoyed your phone call, and Ты usually wanna перфоратор, удар, пунш them.. Though doing what Bojack did, that works two.. :)
I'm still shocked Will Arnett didn't win an award for this. But whatever..
The part about he could talk the whole time down there, made my smile a bit. I wonder if anything else will be done down with that joke (but probably not)..
Also, I'm guessing your thumb means your middle finger, am I right? :)
Anyway.. Yeah.. Not much too say.
I'm sure glad they jokes about those annoying people that sarcastically asked if Ты enjoyed your phone call, and Ты usually wanna перфоратор, удар, пунш them.. Though doing what Bojack did, that works two.. :)
I guess it's true what they say.
These shows are so much еще interesting when stuff is actually happening.
I'm a little confused if Anna is even real now, but whatever..
Guess I consider these good episodes.. The Показать is finally getting interesting.. Only took several months..
:) :)
As for bojack review.. I saw episodes last week.. But had no feed back.. Sorry
Maybe Далее episodes would be better... Just glad the Показать is nearly over.. Not a huge Фан of that bojack show.
Too depressing..
These shows are so much еще interesting when stuff is actually happening.
I'm a little confused if Anna is even real now, but whatever..
Guess I consider these good episodes.. The Показать is finally getting interesting.. Only took several months..
:) :)
As for bojack review.. I saw episodes last week.. But had no feed back.. Sorry
Maybe Далее episodes would be better... Just glad the Показать is nearly over.. Not a huge Фан of that bojack show.
Too depressing..
I'm kinda happy I only have one season left of this "try not to get depressed" challenge.
I hear that in the end, even Todd leaves him.
So I'm not sure why Nostaglia critic likes this so much.. Well.. I can actually.. But it's always bumming me out.. Least it means I actually care about these people, so that's "one" way to think about it..
Anyway.. no Комментарии on these episodes..
Onto season 3..
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I hear that in the end, even Todd leaves him.
So I'm not sure why Nostaglia critic likes this so much.. Well.. I can actually.. But it's always bumming me out.. Least it means I actually care about these people, so that's "one" way to think about it..
Anyway.. no Комментарии on these episodes..
Onto season 3..
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My grandfather is a retired cop.
And Grand Theft Auto portrays the following
COPS:
Overly sensitive, racist, trigger happy, morons, who can't hold a gun straight too save their life. And are always over weight..
FBI:
Murderious, corrupt, assholes, who torture people for no reason, and are at war with other governments, witch HARMS еще citizens than it saves..
DETECTIVES:
Most of them are self centred, corrupt, racist, assholes. And deserve too die..
I can't imagine him seeing this will turn out too well..
But hey.. Maybe I'm thinking too much into it..
And Grand Theft Auto portrays the following
COPS:
Overly sensitive, racist, trigger happy, morons, who can't hold a gun straight too save their life. And are always over weight..
FBI:
Murderious, corrupt, assholes, who torture people for no reason, and are at war with other governments, witch HARMS еще citizens than it saves..
DETECTIVES:
Most of them are self centred, corrupt, racist, assholes. And deserve too die..
I can't imagine him seeing this will turn out too well..
But hey.. Maybe I'm thinking too much into it..
So.. Yeah.. еще reviews.
Starting too lose interest sometimes.. It's sort of
"I need too keep CONVINCING myself too watch too watch this show"
Like Walking Dead in the earlier seasons.
Not a lot happens most times.
For a killer, Lohan isn't really doing anything, is he?
He just kinda stands around.
And why didn't Tuma just him already?
But I guess asking all these Вопросы is pointless.
If I just keep sat, and keep my yap shut.. I'll find out what happens right?
Well.. I guess I'm just a bad reviewer. Not really thinking too deep into the two shows I'm reviewing.
Cause, frankly.. Monster is getting a bit dull. And Bojack is teaching me only ONE thing.. Life sucks.. That's all.. Life just SUCKS..
But anyway.. I still give high ratings too these episodes non the less..
Starting too lose interest sometimes.. It's sort of
"I need too keep CONVINCING myself too watch too watch this show"
Like Walking Dead in the earlier seasons.
Not a lot happens most times.
For a killer, Lohan isn't really doing anything, is he?
He just kinda stands around.
And why didn't Tuma just him already?
But I guess asking all these Вопросы is pointless.
If I just keep sat, and keep my yap shut.. I'll find out what happens right?
Well.. I guess I'm just a bad reviewer. Not really thinking too deep into the two shows I'm reviewing.
Cause, frankly.. Monster is getting a bit dull. And Bojack is teaching me only ONE thing.. Life sucks.. That's all.. Life just SUCKS..
But anyway.. I still give high ratings too these episodes non the less..
Sorry for the delay.. Was catching up on Walking dead..
Anyway.. This one was a bit slow..
For a killer, Lohan doesn't do a lot of.. Welling... Killing. He has that other guy do it.
Whatever I guess..
Anyway.. As usual, my impression is.. "mwa".
But least there was excitement with that fat lady revealing everything and than dying.. Ты know.. Like usual in these shows.
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Anyway.. This one was a bit slow..
For a killer, Lohan doesn't do a lot of.. Welling... Killing. He has that other guy do it.
Whatever I guess..
Anyway.. As usual, my impression is.. "mwa".
But least there was excitement with that fat lady revealing everything and than dying.. Ты know.. Like usual in these shows.
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Well things are slowing down.
So I'm back to having very little to say..
Not that I usually have too much to say anyway.. I'm a pretty lame reviewer, I barely talk about the stuff I'm reviewing.
And.. Guess I'm keeping to that tradition, cause I don''t really know what too say..
Though chapter 32 got a little awkward with the first half..
And I have very mixed feelings about that detective with the hand thing.. I like him, but sometime he annoys me for some reason..
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So I'm back to having very little to say..
Not that I usually have too much to say anyway.. I'm a pretty lame reviewer, I barely talk about the stuff I'm reviewing.
And.. Guess I'm keeping to that tradition, cause I don''t really know what too say..
Though chapter 32 got a little awkward with the first half..
And I have very mixed feelings about that detective with the hand thing.. I like him, but sometime he annoys me for some reason..
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Say.. Here's a brilliant idea, a man Ты suspect to be a mass murderer asks if Ты can take a walk with him, and Ты do.
Ohh, Richard, your death is disappointing, but oddly funny..
But seriously, these were great episodes, it's certainly getting moe addicting now.
I still find that Hitman a кулер, охладитель villain than THE BABY.
And now I REALLY want to see the Далее episode..
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Ohh, Richard, your death is disappointing, but oddly funny..
But seriously, these were great episodes, it's certainly getting moe addicting now.
I still find that Hitman a кулер, охладитель villain than THE BABY.
And now I REALLY want to see the Далее episode..
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I watched episodes 5 and 6... This probably came a a surprise to no one, but Todd is my favourite character so far, and luckily for me, Todd has lots of stuff going on. They all do. I kinda like арахисовое масло too.. He's such a nice guy, but also not afraid to be a douchebag like every other character in this Показать (or any Показать these days).
As for me..
Nothing to say.. As usual..
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As for me..
Nothing to say.. As usual..
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Woman: Help! That man украл, палантин my purse
Thief: (Runs down the sidewalk) Ha, stupid bitch. Let's see anyone catch me now
(A car crashes into him and kills him)
Player: (Gets out of the car and picks up the purse) Excuse me miss, is this yours?
Woman: Oh, thank you. You’re so nice
Player: Well, what can I say. I hate seeing people being robbed. Have a good день (Runs out into the middle of the street, making a car stop, then he punches the driver, drags him out of the car and drives off with it)
Woman: What a nice man
Thief: (Runs down the sidewalk) Ha, stupid bitch. Let's see anyone catch me now
(A car crashes into him and kills him)
Player: (Gets out of the car and picks up the purse) Excuse me miss, is this yours?
Woman: Oh, thank you. You’re so nice
Player: Well, what can I say. I hate seeing people being robbed. Have a good день (Runs out into the middle of the street, making a car stop, then he punches the driver, drags him out of the car and drives off with it)
Woman: What a nice man
