Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first день of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first день of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Mean Equestria Girls

Starring everyone as theirselves.

Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her normal voice* I don't know.... wait a second. I NO LONGER HAVE THE VOICE OF A BLACK MAN!!!
Audience: *Booing*
Spike: Don't worry, she'll get it back after this parody is finished.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Enters the school* Spike, get over here!
Spike: *Runs to Twilight*

It was lunchtime, so they went to the cafeteria.

Twilight: Where do we sit?
Spike: I don't know.
Teacher: Sorry kid, but there are no pets allowed. *Taking Spike away*
Twilight: This is the worst день of my life.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Sits with Adagio, Sonata, and Aria*
Adagio: Welcome to the Dazzlings.
Sonata: I thought we were called The Plastics.
Aria: No, that's in Mean Girls. This is Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adagio: Shut up Aria, you're such a bitch.
Audience: *Laughing*

After lunch, Twilight sat Далее to Applejack, and Big Macintosh in math.

Applejack: I saw Ты sittin' with the Dazzlings.
Twilight: I thought they were called The Plastics.
Audience: *Laughing*
Big Macintosh: Eenope.

One boring story later

Audience: *Laughing*

Adagio: You're a bitch.
Twilight: No, you're a bitch.
Adagio: You're a bigger bitch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: At least I'm not concerned about my weight!
People: Oooh, burn!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Adagio: Well you're a fugly slut! *Running across the street*
Bus Driver: *Runs over Adagio*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Okay, that didn't really happen, but I wish it did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: And, who uses fugly nowadays? I mean, come on.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

The End

On the Далее part of this episode, Tom, and Double Scoop look at advertisements on the internet.

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on улица, уличный corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Далее to Double Scoop*
Tom: еще ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Далее to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 21: Advertisements Don't Belong On The Internet

Double Scoop was invited to Tom's house.

Tom: Hey, glad Ты could make it.
Double Scoop: Thanks. So, what are we going to do first?
Tom: Well, there is this racing game I want to Показать Ты on the internet.
Double Scoop: Oh, I'm not into racing.
Tom: Why not?
Double Scoop: Because I always have trouble shifting gears.
Tom: Ты always choose automatic with your transmission.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Oh.
Tom: I think you'll like this game. Ты don't have to shift gears. All Ты gotta do, is drive, and that's all.
Double Scoop: Okay. I'm ready.

They go up to Tom's room.

Tom: *Goes on his laptop* Okay, give me a секунда to get onto the website that the game is on.
Double Scoop: Alright.
Tom: *Gets onto the website, but a big advertisement appears on the screen*
Advertisement Pony: New from SeanTheHedgehog Productions, it's the Ponies On The Rails Drag Racing Playset.
Double Scoop: I hate advertisements!
Tom: No shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Everyone hates them. *Refreshes the page* Hopefully, that's the last one we ever see.

But he was wrong. Another advertisement appeared.

Audience: *Laughing*
Advertisement Pony: паук Stallion is back. He must save Manehattan from The Sandman before things get out of hoof.
Tom: Too bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Refreshes the page*
Double Scoop: Are Ты sure refreshing the page gets rid of advertisements?
Tom: It's worked before, yeah. *Sees another advertisement* What the hell?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Advertisement Pony: Hello, Ты have just received another advertisement, brought to Ты by Spamdex.
Double Scoop: Oh no.
Audience: *Laughing*
Advertisement Pony: Spamdex is a wonderful company that constantly sends Ты advertisements, which can...

Annoy Ты
Make your time on the internet completely useless
And cost Ты money. In fact, we collect one dollar from you, for every секунда the advertisement plays.

Advertisement Pony: The best thing about all of this is that we can send Ты a virus, which prevents Ты from getting rid of any of the advertisements we send you. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Advertisement Pony: Spamdex, the ultimate advertisement sender.
Tom: I give up. *Turns off his laptop*
Double Scoop: I have Остаться в живых all faith in ponies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: They put a virus on this thing. I need to get a new laptop. *Looks at the audience* Coming up Далее is Celebrity Jeopardy. Don't go away.

Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game Показать wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Bulk Biceps as Адель
and Fancy Pants as Keanu Reeves

Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting first round, now let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has set a new Jeopardy record with negative $235,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Suck on it Trebek.
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: Suck it long, and suck it hard.
Audience: *Clapping* Woo hoo!!!
Alex: that's beautiful. Do Ты Kiss your mother with that mouth?
Sean: No, but I did something to your grand daughter with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Keanu Reaves has an impressive negative $32,000.
Keanu: I know kung fu.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, no Ты don't.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Адель in a commanding lead with zero.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adele: Did I win? Because there's some ponies I need to thank.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just take a look at the board. And the categories are..

POTENT POTABLES
FOREIGN FLICKS
Things Trebek Sucks

Alex: Wait-
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: HAHAHAHA!!!!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Alright. *Gets rid of the Things Trebek Sucks category* Let's continue.

POTPOURRI
HOT или COLD?
WHAT EARS DO
IS THIS A HAT?

Alex: That's when I name an object, and Ты tell whether, или not, it's a hat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally,

Цвета THAT END IN URPLE

Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Adele, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Adele: I'm a mare Ты know.
Audience: HHHAAAAA!! *Clapping*
Alex: Let's just go with Foreign Flicks for 800.
Sean: *Rings in* Rarity.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What?
Sean: Rarity, Penelope Cruz, and Kristin Kreuk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Looks at Foreign Flicks. All of the letters are upper case, and the L, and I look like a U* That's foreign flicks Mr. The Hedgehog.
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: FOREIGN. FLICKS. Mr. Reeves, why don't Ты pick?
Keanu: I shall take balloons for 800 if Ты please.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not a category.
Keanu: My mistake, I shall choose balloons for 600.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'll tell Ты what, let's just do Цвета that end in urple, for 800.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: This color ends in urple.
Adele: *Rings in*
Alex: Adele?
Adele: What is Light Urple?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Rings the wrong answer buzzer* Wow.
Keanu: *Rings in*
Alex: Keanu Reeves?
Keanu: I will venture a guess. Who is Jaleel White?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What?
Keanu: Is that not the gentlecolt who played Steve Urple, the humorous fellow who wears glasses, and loves cheese?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's Urkle!
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Oh good, Mr. The Hedgehog wants to say something.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I thought of some еще foreign mares I f**ked.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go to Hot или Cold for 400.

Video Daily Double noises played.

Alex: And it's a video daily double. Here goes nothing, please take a look at your video monitors.

This song played while a Болталка пони was holding a cup of tea: link

Audience: *Cheering*
Болталка Pony: It's me, Eddie Murphy, I sang this song in Шрек 2.
Audience: *Clapping*
Болталка Pony: In this cup is some hot tea. Hot hot hot! Watch. *Drinks, but burns his tongue* Yow!! Hot hot hot! So the answer is, hot hot hot! или cold? Hot hot hot! или cold? Come on! Hot hot hot!

The video ends.

Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: None of Ты knows?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No one can figure out whether the hot чай is hot, или cold?
Audience: *Laughing*
Keanu: *Rings in*
Alex: Thank god, Keanu Reeves.
Keanu: Is it iced tea?
Alex: NO! It's hot tea!
Audience: *Laughing*
Keanu: Well then, I have no idea.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go to final jeopardy. The category is... oh come on, why would they do this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The category is Famous Granddaughters.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: This is my lucky day!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Not going to give Ты the satisfaction.
Sean: Aw!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The new category is anything. Write anything.

Final Jeopardy Музыка started playing.

Alex: Just write. Use your pen, and arm, and Переместить the pen around with your arm.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Scribble if Ты want, just make, some kind of mark.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, let's get this over with. Sean the hedgehog Ты wrote down, below. I don't know why Ты wrote that, but technically that's a correct answer. Ты did write something. Let's see what Ты wagered. Me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Below me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: HA!!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Below me. I don't get it.
Sean: Oh Ты do Ты Canadian prick!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: A proud день for you, and your family. Keanu Reeves, Ты look very pleased. Let's see what Ты wrote down. Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The Вопрос was write anything, and Ты got it wrong. I'm speechless.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's see what Ты wagered. Eleventy billion dollars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not even a real number.
Keanu: Yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Simply amazing. And finally, Adele.
Adele: Thanks Alex, I'm so honored to have been here. There's a lot ponies I have to thank. I couldn't have done it, without Alex Trebek, the incredible cast, and crew of Jeopardy, my agent who is always looking for ways to get me on the big screen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adele: That's it.
Alex: Touching. That's it for Jeopardy. Good night.
Audience: *Clapping*

Coming up next, it's The Classroom.

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Today was just like any ordinary день at school. It was very boring.

Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I don't know why we still have to go here, when most schools are already finished.
James: I heard the principal was high on something.
Gary: Typical.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Ah well, at least Lauren isn't here.
Lauren: *Arrives*
Audience: *Laughing*
James: Ты spoke too soon man.
Lauren: Where's the teacher?
Gary: I don't know Lauren. Why don't Ты go look for her?
Lauren: Because we're not allowed to go around the halls unless we're heading to our Далее class.
Gary: I was being sarcastic.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Arrives* Good morning everypony, sorry I'm late.
Gary: Don't apologize to us. Apologize to our parents that keep paying for this bullshit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: I want Ты all to know that our last день of school will be tomorrow.
Brianna: On a Sunday?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Yes.
Gary: That raises another question. This is a Saturday. Why are we here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: We had so many snow days that our principal decided to have us come here on the weekends.
James: Ты know what? I'm not even coming here anymore. This is bullshit. *Leaves the classroom*

Later, everyone was working on vocab.

Lauren: *Farts*
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Иисус CHRIST!!
Ms. Schultz: Gary, watch your language.
Gary: I'm sorry, but Lauren smells too bad to be here. Send her to the nurse, and tell them that she has hygiene issues!
Ms. Schultz: I'm afraid I cannot do that.
Gary: *Angry* why not?
Ms. Schultz: The nurse planned to skip school just like your friend James.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Well at least open a window, или something!
Ms. Schultz: It's too humid outside.
Gary: Well then, f**k all of you, I'm not coming here anymore either. *Leaves*
Ms. Schultz: Sit.
Gary: Why?
Ms. Schultz: Your grades are pathetic. Ты have a 57 in Math, a 42 in English, a 12 in science...
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: ..An 18 in history, and a 4 in gym.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Maria: How is that possible?
Sunny: Failing gym is like not knowing how to turn on a light.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I'll take my chances. Ты all suck. *Leaves*
Ms. Schultz: Well, it looks like he'll be a super senior.
Audience: *Laughing*

Up next, it's Princess Celestia.

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic радуга as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Derpy entered Celestia's office.

Derpy: It appears Twilight is up to her tricks again. What are your thoughts?
Celestia: I thought we were finally done with this nonsense. But I guess not. I was having a nice rest, now this! God only knows what kind of shenanigans she has in store this time-

A 50 weight fell on her head.

Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: *Leaves the office, and takes a left into the hallway. She walks into another room, and looks at Twilight Sparkle* LMFAO.
Audience: *Laughing*

Later, Bryan met up with two Mexicans.

Mexican пони 1: What's good?
Bryan: We're ready to commit antics again. I'm looking for the best firecrackers available.
Mexican пони 1: Roman candles, bottle rockets, вишня bombs, или sparklers?
Bryan: Twilight told me Ты guys have a Пароль for "certain" firecrackers.

Certain is the password.

Mexican пони 1: I think we can help you. *Walks with the секунда Mexican pony* Get your жопа, попка over here.
Mexican пони 2: *Walks toward Mexican пони 1*
Mexican пони 1: *Opens a wardrobe*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mexican пони 1: *Pushes Mexican пони 2 into the wardrobe* They want firecrackers. Come back when Ты get them! *Closes the wardrobe*
Audience: *Laughing*

Back at the castle.

Celestia: *In the shower. Outside, several ponies are listening to her* It's been a long time since I've had a good shower. I feel like a brand new mare. I'll watch Twilight Sparkle like a hawk.
Derpy: *In the душ with Celestia* Should I start on your backside?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Make sure Ты get every last pore back there.
Audience: Ew! *Laughing*
Celestia: And no surprise reach arounds.
Audience: *Vomitting*

The sound of firecrackers could be heard in the shower.

Celestia: What?! What's going on?!?! There's firecrackers in here!!!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Later.

Jonathan: So the princess had a mishap in the душ this morning.
Chrysler: It's been two weeks since the last antic Twilight pulled on Celestia.
Jonathan: Things were very peaceful in those two weeks. Now who put the firecrackers in Celestia's shower?
Twilight: Man, it was me Ты idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chrysler: Why would you-
Twilight: I started a Yo Mamma contest.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Surely, Ты wouldn't do something that juvenile.
Twilight: I am.
Jonathan: *Angry* A Yo Mamma contest?! Ты couldn't think of something clever?
Twilight: Man, it was either dat, или fondles for charity.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Let me take one good guess, it's just a cover. You're really planning a larger antic!
Twilight: No shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Chewing on a piece of gum, and blows a really big bubble. It pops after hitting Harry* I'll need to borrow the kids around the bunker.

Meanwhile, in Celestia's office.

Celestia: *Looking at a portal that Derpy put on her wall*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: What is that blue shit doing on my wall? Get that down from there! Explain your actions, right now! I can only assume Twilight sent Ты in here with that portal gun. How rude! Twilight is screwing with me again! *Stands up, and bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!!

Meanwhile in another part of Celestia's castle, colts, and fillies were running around a small room that had seven bunk beds.

Alexis: *Looking at the colts, and fillies* Quiet Ты brats!
Audience: *Laughing*
Colts & Fillies: *Be quiet*
Alexis: Gather around.
Colts & Fillies: *Get close to Alexis*
Alexis: As Ты all know, Princess Celestia just got her PS4, and now has Gran Turismo 6.
Colts & Fillies: Yay!!
Alexis: Ты want to play, right?
Colts & Fillies: Yeah.

Outside of Celestia's castle, and in the town of Canterlot, things were turning into shit.

Rich Ponies: *Pushing a trolley* We're rich. We shouldn't be doing this. That's why we invented slaves!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Old Stallion: *Looking at teenage ponies working on an anti aircraft gun. One of them is his son*
10 год Old Colt: *Angry at his dad* We're working on an antic here.
Old Stallion: How old are you? *Looks at colt* Twelve? *Looks at another colt* And you, thirteen? Aren't Ты lot too young to be playing pranks on the princess?
16 год Old Stallion: So what if we are? Why do Ты care?
Old Stallion: Twilight has Ты brain washed.
16 год Old Stallion: She asked us nicely to help. In return, she's giving us gummy bears.
Audience: *Laughing*
16 год Old Stallion: You'd be a fool to turn down gummy bears.
Audience: *Laughing*
Old Stallion: We had two weeks of peace, and quiet, and Ты kids are ruining it. The last thing we need is to have Celestia clawing her own eyes out.
15 год Old Mare: We need our dose of lolz.
Audience: *Laughing*
Old Stallion: If Ты don't like reality, why don't Ты just run off to Pleasure Island?
10 год Old Colt: Ugh, Ты suck! *Runs 100 miles an час to Pleasure Island*
Audience: *Laughing*
Old Stallion: Okay then.. Fine. But if she finally loses her sanity, I'll know who to blame. *Walks away*

Back at Celestia's castle.

Chrysler: *Walks into a room, and looks at drunk Royal Guards* I don't have the patience for this, so let's get this over with. Your momma is so big, her shadow has it's own bedroom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Royal Guard: Your momma is so stupid, she got Остаться в живых at a supermarket, and starved to death.
Audience: *Laughing*

Later, Skeletor was ordering a пицца with Jenny.

Skeletor: I want the entire вверх of the пицца to be engulfed in anchovies. Olives are for dicks.
Timothy: *Walks into the room*
Skeletor: I'm sure I don't have to tell Ты where I am.
Audience: *Laughing*
Skeletor: Goodbye. *Hangs up, and walks to Timothy* Ты ready? Jenny, I want Ты to start Письмо this down. I want this verbal smackdown to be historical.
Jenny: *Gets paper, and a pencil ready*
Skeletor: *Looks at Timothy* Your mother finally let Ты out of the house?
Timothy: At least my mother actually has a house.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: Your momma is so poor, she got evicted from a cardboard box.
Audience: *Laughing*
Skeletor: Your momma is so ugly, her Собаки have to take her for a walk every now, and again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: Your momma is so ugly, everypony goes trick или treating as her yearbook photo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Skeletor: What about how bald your momma is? She makes Michael Jordan look like Zach Galifianakis.
Audience: *Laughing*
Skeletor: I looked at her scalp, and saw the future.
Timothy: *Stunned*
Skeletor: Yeah. Not much to say now, right? I'm running this show!
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Timothy: *Walks away*

In Celestia's rant room.

Celestia: *Shouting* I can't believe you're all talking about my family!! Harry's mom is so stupid, she almost decapitated herself with a marshmallow!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Your momma is so stupid she heard there were illegal aliens, and looked up for UFO's!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Your momma is hideous!!! She makes Sarah Jessica Parker look like The Mona Lisa!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Bangs her hoof on her desk* Who else?!!?

Everyone stayed silent.

At dinner.

Skeletor: Princess, that was some of the best ownage I've ever seen.
Celestia: Right now, I'm wondering what that clown was planning with all of those Yo Momma jokes going around the castle. I would have liked to insult her mother. She's the only one in the bunker I know that completely deserves it, but enough of these shenanigans.
Royal Guard: *Walks in with a package*
Celestia: The keys to my new Ford. *Takes the package* I heard the Focus was a really good model, so I bought one.

After dinner, Celestia was walking into her office when this happened.

Celestia: *Falls through a hole in the floor*
Audience: *Laughing*

Back at her office.

Celestia: That's it!! Send an extermination squad to kill her when she least expects it! Vengeance!! Annihilate that Twilight! *Stands up, and bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!!

In Ponyville.

Royal Guards: Twilight Sparkle, Ты are underarrest.
Twilight: Wuuuut?
Royal Guard: Orders from Celestia. She's pissed off, because Ты dug a hole in her room.
Twilight: Bite me. It was a bunch of kids that did it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Royal Guards: *Preparing their assault rifles*
Twilight: *Opens a portal on her chest* Gotcha!!!!
Royal Guards: *Shoot into the portal*

The bullets went through Celestia's Стена where the other portal was placed.

Celestia: *Getting hit by the bullets*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: That hurt like all hell.
Derpy: Should I go to the first aid kit, and get some band aids?
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up next, enjoy the bloopers from this episode.

Blooper time.

Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*

Blooper song: link

Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her normal voice* I don't know.... wait a second. I NO LONGER HAVE THE- *Coughs, and falls down*
Spike: Cut.
Director: Ты don't make the decisions!
Audience: *Laughing*

Take 2

Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her black man's voice* I don't know.... Hey, I thought I was supposed to get my normal voice back!
Audience: *Laughing*

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Tom: *Goes on his laptop* Okay, give me a секунда to get onto the website that the game is on.
Double Scoop: Alright.
Tom: *Gets onto the website, but a big advertisement appears on the screen*
Advertisement Pony: New from SeanTheHedgehog Productions, it's the Ponies On The Rails Drag Racing Play set.
Double Scoop: Are we gonna skip this?
Tom: No, I wanna watch this.
Advertisement Pony: Meadow West gets her car, and races other ponies from the intersection to the railroad crossing. But watch out, Nikki is driving her train, and Ты do not want to crash into it. The Ponies On The Rails Drag Racing Play set. Comes with other ponies, other trains, and other cars, and Ты can also modify the town where they drag race.

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Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting first round, now let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has set a new Jeopardy record with-
Sean: Suck on it Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Wait for me to finish.
Sean: Oh, okay.

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Alex: This color ends in purple, oh shit, I gave away the answer.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Gary: Don't apologize to us. Apologize to our parents that keep paying for this bullshit. This Показать sucks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Okay, not really. Sorry for saying that.

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Mexican пони 1: I think we can help you. *Walks with the секунда Mexican pony* Get your жопа, попка over here.
Mexican пони 2: *Walks toward Mexican пони 1*
Mexican пони 1: *Tries to open the wardrobe*
Mexican пони 2: Hurry up.
Mexican пони 1: I'm trying to open it, but it's stuck.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Chrysler: *Walks into a room, and looks at drunk Royal Guards* I don't have the patience for this, so let's get this over with. Your momma is so big, her shadow has it's own bedroom.
Royal Guard: She has her own shadow? I want my own shadow! Shadow is the best sonic character ever!!
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

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