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#1:
Mastersword as an interviewer: Эй, princess Twilight. Good having Ты here.

Twilight: Sure.

Sword: First off. How dose it feel being the forth princess ever?

Twilight: (barely even lessoning) Yes. I wouldn't be here without my friends.

Sword: That's nice. But the Вопрос is, how dose it make 'you' feel. YOU!?

Twilight: (still barely lessoning) Yes. That is diffently a Вопрос being asked. And I'm confident in my friends. And getting it done.

Sword: Okay.. Have to be honest with you. I feel like this interview. Is going absolutely nowhere. Ты answered 'none' of my questions. Ты kinda sound like a broken automatic response system, that's only been tought 4 phrases.

Twilight: (not lessening) Thanks. It's been an experience.

Sword: *annoyed* Yeah it has!

Twilight: *listing stuff about friendship*

Sword: What are yo- *looks behind him* Are Ты Чтение cue cards wait now!?.. What is this!?

Twilight: *still Чтение off them*

Sword: (proving point to audience) What's your name lady!?

Twilight: .. Dedication.

Sword: (angrily to camera) Her name is dedication!



#2:

Derpy: Saten. He's not even as dorky as Ты say he is.

Sword: Wha-

Saten: Well.. I still loved pranking him anyway.

Derpy: (laughs) Ты did?..

Saten: Yes.. I remember I use to put fibreglass shards in his gym shorts. Every time he had to take a pee. He'd come back crying. *Saten and Derpy laugh*

Sword: It wasn't funny. It was painful.. Wasn't so much the fiber. As it was the glass!.. I had to get a urethra transplant.. And those are COSTLY!

Sword: Ты should hear his еще Последнее ones.. (to Saten) Tell her what Ты did a the other day.

Saten: Well.. I mailed a wild hog to house the other day.

Sword: (angrily) THERE'S GIANT PIG WITH HORNS! LIVING IN THE BASEMENT!

Saten: Plus.. The time before that. We were suppose to have a sleepover at his house., I was planning to sneak laxatives into his cereal.. But the sleep over got canceled so I couldn't get him with that one.

Derpy: Ohh... But the idea was still there.

Saten: Oh! Differently (they highfive)

Sword: (arrogantly) HE DIDN'T GET ME THOUGH! He didn't get me... DidyougetmeSaten? Didyougetme!?

Satan: No-

Sword: No! Ты did not get me!.. Who didn't get me... Saten Twist.

Saten: Ты know what.. Fuck it.. Fine. Ты guys can go out.. But only once.

Sword: Good enough. *leaves*

Sword: Alright Derpy.. Let's go.

Derpy: Fine.

Sword: Just remember one thing tonight. One thing.. Your cousin did NOT get me with poop thing..



#3:

Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.

Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-

Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought Ты were the mafia.

Saten: N No I'm Saten Twist.

Sword: Who?

Saten: I've been asked to interview you.

Sword: Interview!?. (eyes narrow) Well. Ты can't interview a dead man now CAN YOU! (jumps out the four story window, and ends up going into ambulance, and he waves evily to Saten, as Saten watches him get lifted into the ambulance).



#4:

Iron will: Welcome. To Iron wills Показать on being assertive.. Here's how being assertive works. Ты take down who's bigger then you.. Example. Who's the toughest пони in the crowd?

Sword: (there with Fluttershy) Well. I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I believe I hold the extinction o- (gets grabbed by Iron will and gets violently beaten up from off view).

Iron Will: Alright. Know who's the funniest?

Sword: I know my way around a jo- (starts getting beat up again).



#5:

Twilight: (sleeping soundly).. (she is suddenly awaken by a loud gunshot) WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!? (runs done stairs, and suddenly gasps)..

Master Sword: (holding pistol, and Santa Clause is seen laying dead from a bullet though his head).. (groans). Before Ты start.

Twilight: Иисус christ!

Master Sword: (annoyedly) Okay! Before, you, start!

Twilight: падуб, holly, холли SHIT!

Master Sword: (annoyed) Ты gonna let me explain!?

Twilight: (angry) Yes Sword! I would Любовь to know why Ты shot and killed, FATHER CHRISTMAS!

Master Sword: ... He startled me!

Twilight: (annoyed) HE STARTLED YOU!?

Master Sword: He! Startled me!

Twilight: (sarcastically) Oh, guess he should apologize than!

Master Sword: Well. That'll be kinda hard, cause.. I shot him..

Twilight: Great... So what now.

Master Sword: Well. Looks like I better save Christmas..

Twilight: Ты can't be serious!?

Master Sword: I don't see any other opinion..

Twilight: ... Ты planned this, didn't you!?

Master sword: Whaaaaat!? No!

Twilight: Ты planned this! I know Ты did!

Master Sword: Ты honestly think I wou-

Spike: (comes out, in elf costume) Эй, Sword. The sled is ready, an. (sees twilight). Uh oh..

(long pause).

Master Sword: Ты would not believe how cheap that elf costume was.

Twilight: (starts growling)

Master Sword: (happily) I украл, палантин it.

Twilight: SWOOO-

Master Sword: LET ME HAVE MY NIGHTMARE BEFORE Рождество MOMENT!!



#6:

Loud police voice: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE! (Saten freaks out and hides on the ground surrendering) I'LL SHOOT YOUR LEGS OFF!

Master Sword: (comes into view, driving police car). Hahaha! Gotcha.. Naw, it's just me.

Saten: Sword? Ты scared th- Oh shit, did Ты steal cop car!?.. That's crazy!

Master Sword: No, what's crazy. Is leaving it unintended, anyone cold of украл, палантин it.. Prove.. I did!

Saten: But dude! Ты can't steal police cars! Ты know how illage that is!?

Master Sword: Pffffft, who will pull over a police car.

Saten: I- ... Wow., your actually right.

Master Sword: Have I ever NOT been right?

(shows an image of Saten about to be lite from a powerful пушка in a very dangerious and unprofessional way, and Master Sword giving him thumbs up, as it was Master Sword's idea).



#7:

Radio: Car 53, we're Ты heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: oh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are Ты going!?

Master Sword: Didn't Ты hear, theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

(They burst into bank)

Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!

Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!

Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!

(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)

Saten: Dude, what are Ты doing!?

Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!

Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?

Master Sword: ... Yeah!

Saten: Hmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)



#8:

Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!

Master Sword: Why'd Ты bring me to Cake N' бекон, бэкон for our third date, I HATE this place!

Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.

Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!

Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?

Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!



#9:

Master Sword: (showing snake to high school students) And the most I know about this species is that i- (suddenly the bites his arm) AHH! FUCK!

Students: (turn quite)

Master Sword: (pulls the snake off angrily) GOD FUCKIN DAMN IT! Fuckin son of a, FUCK!

Audience: (gasps)

Master Sword: Oh, the fucking stupid-ass serpent BIT ME!

Principle: Mr Sword, please sto-

Master Sword: Oh, варенье, джем a lit sparkler up my asshole and then do sit-ups. lt hurts so bad!

Principle: Sir! Words like that are NOT allowed in this school!

Master Sword: (screaming) MOTHER FUCKER BIT ME!... (calmly) I.. I mean the snake bit me... I think I need a hospital.



#10:
Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving Ты people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.




#11:
Sword: Tonight, Ты become a man.

розовый Pony: But I'm a girl.

Sword: A MAN!!




#12:
Saten: I hate to tell Ты this Sword, but there really is no Santa.

Sword: ... (chuckles) That's funny.. I thought Ты сказал(-а) Santa wasn't real.. What's next, hmm? . Um, who else isn't real? Hmm? Y...You gonna tell me Elmo isn't real? или SpongeBob? Is he not real? Is SpongeBob not there at the bottom of the ocean giving Squidward the business? Hmm? And what about Curious George? Huh? Does he not really exist? Hmm? Is Curious George not out there makin' little boats out of newspapers that he should be delivering? Huh? Educate yourself, Ты fool!



#13:
Saten: Why'd we take his leg?

Sword: We're in their country, Saten, we have to observe their customs. (drops leg on bump)

Sword: ... Well, at least we're done with the first leg of our journey.



#14:
Sword: Эй, dude, that one reindeer just kind of pooped in the other reindeer's face, and the other reindeer just kind of ate it. Isn't Рождество magical?
#1: SLIPKNOT:
Slipknot is different. Their the only band I actually LIKE the screaming. espically in PSYCHOSOCIAL.
Especially cause it's not overly used.
But still.
Lesson to DEAD MEMORIES, and tell me that isn't еще badass than his scream voice..


#2: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE:
Again, actually LIKE Matthew Tuck's screams, just like Matt Shadows from Avenged Sevonfold and Corey Taylor of Slipknot.
But it's кулер, охладитель when their not..


#3: DROWNING POOL:
They go under the Список from number 2.
But still.
It's nice to hear him using his REAL voice..


#4: ягненок, баранина OF GOD:
I am not a Фан of ягненок, баранина of God.
Their too death...
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#8: DAYS GONE BYE:
No better way to introduce a series, than with a police shoot out, that later leads to someone waking up to a zombie apocalypse (literary).
I mean.
Who HASN'T felt Rick's fear and confusion, what would anybody else do..

#7: TRIGGER FINGER:
When Glenn and Rick try to retrieve a, probably traumatized, Hershal from a bar they are greeted by two strangers witch eventually ends in Rick shooting them both dead, and when their Друзья find out they get angry and full out gunfight begins.

#6: BESIDE THE DYING FIRE:
The entire first half the episode is one big battle, gotta Любовь that.....
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#5: MADONNA:
Not much to say..

#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She Остаться в живых that privilege..

#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry Ты can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..

#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..

#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..
#10: FREDDY KRUEGER: (nightmare on elms street):
It's weird thinking of him as 'tragic' isn't it?
Arguably the main reason he is always defeated by woman, is because there is ONE thing he's still afried of.. Beauty.
Witch is something completely unknown to him.
His birth was something his own "mother" wanted nothing to do with.
She was rapped by a dozen manics and his birth 'wasn't suppose to happen'.
Because of this.
He was sent from orphanage to orphanage where he was constantly bullied by the students, who treated him as a freak because of what happened his mother.
Eventually he was adopted by...
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Arthur Note: I highly recommend watching the American Dad episode “Ricky Spanish” before this chapter.. или at least Youtube him..



The gang spend several days on Trevor's island, where amongst Trevor and Roger unsurprisingly quickly become friends, but also to Klaus, who ended up following them when he realized they were still gone and he didn't know how to feed himself cause, well, he's a human stuck in a fish's body. Pinkie hugs him, или at least his bowl and Klaus playfully acts like it is still counted and goes "aww".

Pinkie spends most of her time at the пляж, пляжный now that she knows it's a...
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(Seras is no longer a vampire in my GTA stories.. She's just a old cop who got transferred from Лондон to America.. Though she is still a badass, that part hasn't changed)..


ONE год EARLIER:

Carly and Seras are taking a road trip just the two of them, they end up driving though the Deep South where they are pulled over by a corrupt Sheriff, Seras makes efforts to be as polite as she can but he proves himself sexist and arrests them despite neither having done anything wrong. Punching out their left headlights and then planting a bag of Марихуана in their trunk. Seras doesn't really help things,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


It was a wonderful день in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering еще ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: Ты really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot Ты in the arm! Why aren't Ты bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord:...
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#1: MEET THE ROBINSONS:
I know. It's hard to believe this film is considered as underrated или misunderstood.. But like OVER THE HEDGE, this feels like one of those classic films that been forgetten though time. Nobody ever talks about this movie.

This film came out when Дисней had released Chicken Little before it, so I'm sure it was mainly seen this film thanks to that. But I highly recommend trying to find this movie. или Over the Hedge from Dreamworks..

Both are highly quotable.. Espically котелок Hat Guy..


#2: WHITE HOUSE DOWN:
Not saying this is a 'great' film. But it's a lot better than Chris...
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posted by Canada24
So yeah.. I finally saw this movie. Obviously I'm pretty late to the party. This movie had already passed it's time of being talked about., But I never saw it in theatres. I make a habbit of avoiding horrors in theatres.. Knowing every 5 минуты the speakers would blast aggressively in my ears and give me a сердце attack.

It wasn't until today that I PVR'd it the night before (in HD of coarse) and I finally got to watch it.. In it's entireity..

I was so afriad that all the hype of this movie. My brother, Windwaker430, and most of the internet would mean when I finally see it. It won't be too...
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I know. I know.. еще Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..

Article rated PG.




#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..


#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, сука mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it felt like."...
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#1:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman Остаться в живых there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.



#2:
Fuck ghost stories! I am a atheist! I don’t believe in your BS! God isn’t real! Ghosts aren’t real! None of it is real! I wish there was a God for people like this, so they can go to hell for constantly trying to push there agenda on me! I WILL NEVER BELIEVE! EVER! SO STOP!!



#3:
Another...
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#1: NIKO BELLIC:
Niko is very protective of his family and loved ones, particularly his cousin Roman, whom Niko constantly has to worry about due to his gambling habit. Roman has an indiscrete nature of frequently getting the pair into trouble. He is withdrawn among strangers, but has good manners, and shows a softer side with Любовь interests like Kate McReary and Michelle. That said, the horrors of war, both witnessed and perpetrated by Niko, have дана him a great sense of guilt, and an ambivalence about the value of human life — he warns away pursuers and expresses regret over his past violence,...
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So.. Having watched Insidious Chapter 3, and hearing Conjuring 2 is actually really good.

Here's my review of one of the few horror Фильмы too actually keep me up at night (me).

So, we start off with Annabelle.
Yeah, from that cursed doll shitty crossover movie.
But, trust me, in this movie Annabelle actually IS scary.
Mainly cause we don't fully understand how strong the demon inside the doll truly is.
All we know is that the people that have it, sees that Annabelle moves on it's own and leaves creepy messages all over the room.
And when one of them tries to throw it away, it leads yo the first...
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Saten: (opens the front door) ... Trixie?

Trixie: Hello

Saten: (hugs her tightly) Oh thank god! Ты have NO idea how much I need Ты wait now.

Trixie: (moans softly) Well, I could use some comfort myself.. I Остаться в живых my job.

Saten: Shit? Really?.. That was always your thing.

Trixie: Yes, but there is a bright side.. Ты clearly need me wait now.

Saten: Ohh, Ты have NO idea.. Derpy dead, Glaze in jail.. I'm so depr-

Trixie: (suddenly kisses him on the lips).

Saten: (serprised, but kisses her back.. Well. Tries too, but AlexMane walks in, ruining the moment).

AlexMane: I'm leaving now.

Saten: Uhh.. Great.....
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#1: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THOSE CHARACTERS:
It's like MLP.. Ты can give this Показать an honest try, and STILL not like it.
And I already know Light goes nuts, and he seemed like the only decent person of the show.
Everyone else is annoying.
Even L (sorry Aqua)..

#2: ONE Аниме IS ENOUGH:
I really need to FOCUS on that Показать Monster.
Death Note was always just a side review, wasn't my main focus.
Everyone is always telling me
"Watch Monster", "Watch monster".
And it's not too bad so far.
Getting kinda boring, but I won't give up on it.
It's sort of my "job"..

#3: THE WHOLE THING FEELS TOO SILLY:
Something about it all, just bugs me..
#1: RANDY:
This dude is IMPOSSIBLE

#2: The magicians:
Impossible!


#3: ANTOINE:
I just gave up eventually.
Espically after having wasted an entire MG gun on him.
And FUCK that healing!


#4: TED AND SNOWFLAKE:
I HATE that friggin tiger!


#5: LEON:
Well, I don't mind fighting him actually, but it takes forever with him rarely sitting still, and I didn't have the time, Katie needed her medicine


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#1:
To all my Alpha and Omega fans, it's a rarely known fact, but the very first Фан fiction I EVER Опубликовано (Fatherless) was Опубликовано BEFORE I have seen the actual film. I already knew all the characters from online sites, and from "other" Фан fictions I read before Письмо my own.
I only watched the movie to SAY that I watched the movie.. Ironically.. The movie was TERRIBLE.
But yet, it caused me to be where I am now..


#2:
I NEVER played Farcry 3.
That entire crossover was supported by Youtube Видео and character biography's..


#3:
I mention this a lot.
But the original reason I started watching MLP...
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#1: JASON VOORHEES:
You don't even have to know the Фильмы to know who Jason is. And he gave us a new look at old hockey masks..


#2: FREDDY KRUEGER:
He's scary, he's funny, he's friggin Freddy Krueger!
Like Jason, he became one of the biggest names in Слэш movie.
And the greatest evil laugh. Далее to, well, many others, but still..


#3: MICHAEL MYERS:
Once more, He is the biggest names in Слэш movie..


#4: CHUCKY:
I myself make fun of him. He is a bit of an idiot, he keeps monologing, and had so many chances to do that spell on Andy, but didn't.
But still. We all know who he is. And we all Любовь that...
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GOOD:

#1: BATTLES:
Ты like gun battles, Ты will get LOTS of them.
Certainly can keep Ты interested..

#2: IT'S еще SCARY THAN DRAMATIC:
Certainly makes it еще interesting than most other drama's. Less of the talking, еще of the killing..


#3: THE THEME SONG:
It's awesome!

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BAD:

#1: EVERYONE DIES:
It's like that Показать monster. Ты better get use to Rick, cause Ты really DON'T want to try having any other Избранное character. They're just gonna die MOMENTS after we meet them..


#2: IT GETS EXTREMELY COMPLICATED:
It's one of those shows Ты can't miss ONE episode, или your miss very important details..


#3: SOMETIMES IT'S JUST PLANE DEPRESSING:
They seem to be hinting at the fact the zombies may NEVER die out. Humanity is gone. Joy is gone. EVERYTHING is gone..
#1: JOHN MARSTON:
John's death at the hands of Ross is a poetic end to his life. His journey has been about what he would do for his family: He certainly kills for them, he helps swindle people in order to get at Bill Williamson, he works for both sides of the Mexican Civil War, he tortures a man with an prolonged beating to get information about Javier Escuela, he confronts the man who raised him, and in the end he sacrifices himself to save his family so they could lead a better life - the reason he sought redemption in the first place.
But when his son Jack Marston (unaware John's death was...
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