This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.
Rarity: *Watching the pegasi working* Why are they doing that?
Applejack: Because they're alcoholics fucking with Mother Nature. *Points to one of the pegasi* Эй, asshole!! Get the storm clouds out of here!! We're supposed to have blue skies all week!!
Drunk Pegasi: eh up yours Applejack! *Burps*
Rarity: Ты know what they should do?
Applejack: I'm listening.
Rarity: They should have it rain during the night when everypony is asleep. Then no one would be bothered by it.
Applejack: I was thinking the exact same thing.
A lightning bolt hit the ground between Applejack, and Rarity.
Applejack: We better find cover!
Rarity: *Looks at Twilight's house* We can go to Twilight. Her house is close.
Applejack: Smart idea! *Runs to Twilight's house with Rarity*
Twilight: *Watching the pegasi make a thunderstorm* Aw fuck no!! *Shrugs* whatever, i got thousands of Книги to read while listening to some records.
Applejack: *Knocks on the door*
Twilight: *Sighs* Goddamnit!! *Opens the door* Man, what are Ты two doin' here?!
Rarity: We need a place to stay until the storm stop!
Applejack: May we stay here?
Twilight: Fuck no!
Applejack: Thank you. *Runs into the house with Rarity*
Twilight: *Very angry*
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
радуга Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Эй, Fluttershy, Ты smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, Ты are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Twilight Sparkle was super pissed off with Applejack, and Rarity in her house. The two of them were having a good time watching The Andy Griffith Показать on television.
Twilight: How da hell do I get rid of them niggas? *A light bulb appears above her head as she gets an idea, but she grabs the lightbulb* This ain't funny no more. *Walks to Rarity* Эй, sex addict.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: *Smashes the light bulb on Rarity's head*
Applejack: What was that for?
Twilight: For coming in here when I сказал(-а) no!
Applejack: But Twilight, we're your friends.
Twilight: No Ты ain't. I certainly ain't gonna be Друзья with a red neck, and a sex addict!
Rarity: Can I cum inside you?
Twilight: See what I mean?! Ты two are annoying!
Applejack: Well sorry, but we don't have anywhere to go.
Twilight walked away. She was hoping Rarity would leave after getting injured by the light bulb.
Twilight: I got it. I'll make 'em hate each other.
Rarity: *Farts* Excuse me while I use the rest room.
Applejack: Okay.
Rarity: *Walking to the bathroom* That was embarrassing.
Ты think?! People are gonna get mad at me if Ты keep doing that!
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: Ты know what яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса told me about you?
Rarity: What?
Twilight: She said.. *Whispers into Rarity's ear*
Rarity: She really сказал(-а) that? Well then, I better talk to her about that.
Applejack: *Still watching The Andy Griffith Show*
Rarity: Applejack, Twilight told me something.
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: She сказал(-а) Ты made a Комментарий about a part of my body.
Applejack: She found out, huh?
Twilight: *Watching*
Rarity: Yes, and I think that's very romantic!
SHIPPING ALERT!!!! (I'm gonna hang myself after Письмо this)
Twilight: Wuut?
Rarity: I'm glad Ты think I have a big ass.
Applejack: I'm glad Ты do have a big ass. *Kisses Rarity*
Rarity: *Kisses Applejack*
They walk toward the door, and look at each other.
Rarity: Twilight?!
Twilight: What?
Applejack: We Любовь each other, and we're gonna leave. *Leaves Twilight's house with Rarity*
Twilight: *Lets out a sigh of relief* For a moment, I didn't think my plan would work.
It stops raining, and the sun comes out.
Twilight: Well, I'm gonna watch the pegasi try to make another rain storm.
As Twilight was outside with her sunglassses, she shouted at the pegasi with a song playing: link
Twilight: Man, listen up Ты pegasi idiots! Stop fucking with Mother Nature. I know what I'm talking about, because I'm a unicorn, and I'm listening to rap even though the год is 1964.
Applejack: Keep it down Twilight, I'm having my first дата with Rarity. *Kisses Rarity*
Twilight: *Watches яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса Поцелуи Rarity in horror* Иисус CHRIST!!! *Runs away*
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.
Rarity: *Watching the pegasi working* Why are they doing that?
Applejack: Because they're alcoholics fucking with Mother Nature. *Points to one of the pegasi* Эй, asshole!! Get the storm clouds out of here!! We're supposed to have blue skies all week!!
Drunk Pegasi: eh up yours Applejack! *Burps*
Rarity: Ты know what they should do?
Applejack: I'm listening.
Rarity: They should have it rain during the night when everypony is asleep. Then no one would be bothered by it.
Applejack: I was thinking the exact same thing.
A lightning bolt hit the ground between Applejack, and Rarity.
Applejack: We better find cover!
Rarity: *Looks at Twilight's house* We can go to Twilight. Her house is close.
Applejack: Smart idea! *Runs to Twilight's house with Rarity*
Twilight: *Watching the pegasi make a thunderstorm* Aw fuck no!! *Shrugs* whatever, i got thousands of Книги to read while listening to some records.
Applejack: *Knocks on the door*
Twilight: *Sighs* Goddamnit!! *Opens the door* Man, what are Ты two doin' here?!
Rarity: We need a place to stay until the storm stop!
Applejack: May we stay here?
Twilight: Fuck no!
Applejack: Thank you. *Runs into the house with Rarity*
Twilight: *Very angry*
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
радуга Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Эй, Fluttershy, Ты smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, Ты are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Twilight Sparkle was super pissed off with Applejack, and Rarity in her house. The two of them were having a good time watching The Andy Griffith Показать on television.
Twilight: How da hell do I get rid of them niggas? *A light bulb appears above her head as she gets an idea, but she grabs the lightbulb* This ain't funny no more. *Walks to Rarity* Эй, sex addict.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: *Smashes the light bulb on Rarity's head*
Applejack: What was that for?
Twilight: For coming in here when I сказал(-а) no!
Applejack: But Twilight, we're your friends.
Twilight: No Ты ain't. I certainly ain't gonna be Друзья with a red neck, and a sex addict!
Rarity: Can I cum inside you?
Twilight: See what I mean?! Ты two are annoying!
Applejack: Well sorry, but we don't have anywhere to go.
Twilight walked away. She was hoping Rarity would leave after getting injured by the light bulb.
Twilight: I got it. I'll make 'em hate each other.
Rarity: *Farts* Excuse me while I use the rest room.
Applejack: Okay.
Rarity: *Walking to the bathroom* That was embarrassing.
Ты think?! People are gonna get mad at me if Ты keep doing that!
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: Ты know what яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса told me about you?
Rarity: What?
Twilight: She said.. *Whispers into Rarity's ear*
Rarity: She really сказал(-а) that? Well then, I better talk to her about that.
Applejack: *Still watching The Andy Griffith Show*
Rarity: Applejack, Twilight told me something.
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: She сказал(-а) Ты made a Комментарий about a part of my body.
Applejack: She found out, huh?
Twilight: *Watching*
Rarity: Yes, and I think that's very romantic!
SHIPPING ALERT!!!! (I'm gonna hang myself after Письмо this)
Twilight: Wuut?
Rarity: I'm glad Ты think I have a big ass.
Applejack: I'm glad Ты do have a big ass. *Kisses Rarity*
Rarity: *Kisses Applejack*
They walk toward the door, and look at each other.
Rarity: Twilight?!
Twilight: What?
Applejack: We Любовь each other, and we're gonna leave. *Leaves Twilight's house with Rarity*
Twilight: *Lets out a sigh of relief* For a moment, I didn't think my plan would work.
It stops raining, and the sun comes out.
Twilight: Well, I'm gonna watch the pegasi try to make another rain storm.
As Twilight was outside with her sunglassses, she shouted at the pegasi with a song playing: link
Twilight: Man, listen up Ты pegasi idiots! Stop fucking with Mother Nature. I know what I'm talking about, because I'm a unicorn, and I'm listening to rap even though the год is 1964.
Applejack: Keep it down Twilight, I'm having my first дата with Rarity. *Kisses Rarity*
Twilight: *Watches яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса Поцелуи Rarity in horror* Иисус CHRIST!!! *Runs away*
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
#1:
"Should I tie myself to a traintrack?"
ME: Yes..
#2:
"How do I successfully fool a eliphant to go to the sea?"
ME: Tell him it's made out of peanuts..
#3:
"When did 9/11 happen?"
ME: It didn't...
#4:
"Why are Americans so loud!?"
ME: CAUSE THEY CAN'T TURN OFF THE кепка, колпачок LOCK!!
#5:
"What a person from Лондон called?"
ME: Ahvfgbfgyjjg,hjgth
#6:
"What happens if I poke a sleeping lion on the nose?"
ME: It'll become your friend.
#7:
"Is there a name for a fear of chainsaws?"
ME: Common sense..
#8:
"How are Единороги made?"
ME: With Любовь and fresh farts.
"Should I tie myself to a traintrack?"
ME: Yes..
#2:
"How do I successfully fool a eliphant to go to the sea?"
ME: Tell him it's made out of peanuts..
#3:
"When did 9/11 happen?"
ME: It didn't...
#4:
"Why are Americans so loud!?"
ME: CAUSE THEY CAN'T TURN OFF THE кепка, колпачок LOCK!!
#5:
"What a person from Лондон called?"
ME: Ahvfgbfgyjjg,hjgth
#6:
"What happens if I poke a sleeping lion on the nose?"
ME: It'll become your friend.
#7:
"Is there a name for a fear of chainsaws?"
ME: Common sense..
#8:
"How are Единороги made?"
ME: With Любовь and fresh farts.
#1: FAMILY GUY:
I am absolutely OBSESSED with this show..
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#2: WALKING DEAD:
I wrote a spoof of it. But never made REAL fanfictions of Walking Dead..
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#3: SOUTH PARK:
I try to avoid South Park fanfiction though.. I don't want my respect of the Показать it being lowered..
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#4: BAND OF BROTHERS:
One word describes this..
F##king awesome!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#5: BREAKING BAD:
What ever happened to this show? :(
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#6: SIMPSONS:
Homor is a legend :)
I am absolutely OBSESSED with this show..
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#2: WALKING DEAD:
I wrote a spoof of it. But never made REAL fanfictions of Walking Dead..
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#3: SOUTH PARK:
I try to avoid South Park fanfiction though.. I don't want my respect of the Показать it being lowered..
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#4: BAND OF BROTHERS:
One word describes this..
F##king awesome!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#5: BREAKING BAD:
What ever happened to this show? :(
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#6: SIMPSONS:
Homor is a legend :)
well,all i can remember
Baby's день Out
Richie Rich
Главная Alone
The Addams Family
Mrs. Doubtfire
Kingdom of Heaven
Elizabethtown
Pirates of the Caribbean
Never Talk to Strangers
Pretty Woman
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
A Nightmare on Elm улица, уличный (1984)
Edward Scissorhands
Jumanji
The Mask
Big
Labyrinth
Die Hard
Lethal Weapon
I Know What Ты Did Last Summer
The NeverEnding Story
Speed
Back to the Future
Saving Private Ryan
Cast Away
Sweet November
The Bodyguard
Scream
Ghostbusters
The Last King of Scotland
Superbad
~
its all i can think of now ...so yeah :)
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Baby's день Out
Richie Rich
Главная Alone
The Addams Family
Mrs. Doubtfire
Kingdom of Heaven
Elizabethtown
Pirates of the Caribbean
Never Talk to Strangers
Pretty Woman
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
A Nightmare on Elm улица, уличный (1984)
Edward Scissorhands
Jumanji
The Mask
Big
Labyrinth
Die Hard
Lethal Weapon
I Know What Ты Did Last Summer
The NeverEnding Story
Speed
Back to the Future
Saving Private Ryan
Cast Away
Sweet November
The Bodyguard
Scream
Ghostbusters
The Last King of Scotland
Superbad
~
its all i can think of now ...so yeah :)
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