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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Ryan from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 58

Lying Is Bad

September 3, 1956
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Everyday, everypony is kept working busy on the Union Pacific, but they don't mind. They enjoy their work, and couldn't think of anything better to do.

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Conductor: All aboard!
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: Another день another dollar.
Stylo: Ты сказал(-а) it.
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice, as he drives his train out of the station*

Meanwhile in the yards.

Wilson: *Pushing freight cars down the hump at 5 miles an hour*
Snowflake: *Checking freight cars* Go a little slower.
Wilson: Got it. *Slows train down to 3 miles an hour*
Worker: *Uncouples freight cars*
Snowflake: Good.
Metal Gloss: *Walking into yards*
Snowflake: Metal Gloss, your train is ready to go.
Metal Gloss: Got it. *Goes to another train*
Percy: *Putting oil in the valve gear of Metal Gloss' engine*
Metal Gloss: *Arrives* Hi.
Percy: Эй, Metal, I'm just making sure the valve gear has enough grease, and oil.
Metal Gloss: It looks great Percy. Thanks. *Climbs into engine*
Percy: Working by yourself today?
Metal Gloss: Yeah, I'll be fine. This engine burns oil, so I can operate this train by myself.
Percy: *Backs up from train* You're good to go.
Metal Gloss: *Blows whistle, and rings колокол, колокольчик, белл as she drives her train out of the yards*

Back at the station

Pete: Attention, the Далее passenger train for North Platte will arrive in two minutes.
Passengers: *Buying tickets, and goes onto station platform*
Pete: Too bad Gordon is driving the train.

On Sherman Hill.

Gordon: *Driving passenger train* No, I don't believe it.
Mirage: Okay, Ты don't have to believe it. I'm just saying that when a car's tire get flat, and Ты continue driving, Ты rip it up into shreds, and it just falls off.
Gordon: Yeah, whatever. *Passes red signal*
Mirage: Ты just passed a red signal.
Gordon: The еще the merrier.
Mirage: *Confused by what Gordon said*
Metal Gloss: *Blows whistle, and passes Gordon on the other side of the line*
Gordon: Ugh, I hate steam engines.
Mirage: Well, our railway is scrapping еще of them. All we have are those Northerns, the challengers, and the big boys.
Gordon: *Slowing train down*
Mirage: *Looks out window of his engine*
Gordon: *Stops train at station*
Pete: *Walks onto platform* Mirage, I got a job for you.
Mirage: Oh good, what is it?
Pete: Come into my office, and I'll tell you.

As the two ponies went into Pete's office, еще passengers were getting onto Gordon's train.

Gordon: Well, looks like I'm on my own.
Conductor: All aboard.
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Gordon: Adios Cheyenne. *Blows horn twice*

Pete was telling Mirage about his special job in his office.

Pete: We're suppose to get a new shipment of supply trucks. One of them just arrived, and I want Ты to drive it around, and check it out. Make sure it works up to our standards.
Mirage: Yes sir.
Pete: *Gives Mirage the keys to the truck* And be careful. Ты can drive the truck for as long as Ты want, but just bring it back here with no damage.
Mirage: Yes sir.

Meanwhile in Ogden Utah, Anthony, and Roger were having hard times working on their railway. Even though they were getting extra help from Duke, there was still to much work. However, things were entirely bad for Roger.

In Michael's office.

Michael: I want Ты to work the yard for this entire week, but be careful. Gangsters have been spotted there, and they have guns.
Roger: I'll be careful sir.
Michael: I hope so.
Roger: *Walks out of station, and heads for the yards* Why do those wiseguys come here anyway? There's no fence to prevent them from coming in, but they just Показать up anyway.
Anthony: *Arrives* Are Ты talking to yourself?
Roger: Maybe. What's it to you?
Anthony: If you're worried about the gangsters, let them stay there. They ain't gonna hurt you.
Roger: Oh yes they will. I just want to do my job, but they end up shooting at me anyway. I'm just an ordinary пони driving around in a train. What have I done to anypony?
Anthony: Besides the fact that Ты keep trying to get them to leave?
Roger: They have guns. Why should they stay here? Those wiseguys could hurt somepony.
Anthony: Since when were Ты concerned about others?
Roger: Forget you. Why am I wasting time with you, when I should be working? *Goes to yards*

Meanwhile, with Mirage he was still test driving the truck that Pete gave him.

Mirage: All things in this vehicle seem to be correct. Time to go back to Cheyenne. *Turns truck around, and sees a small Southern Pacific work train* Hmm, that engineer seems new. I wonder who he is.

The engineer was named Ryan. He was hired by Michael to fix track on his line.

Ryan: *Stops train at red signal*
Mirage: *Stops truck Далее to Ryan's train* I'm Nocturnal Mirage. Who are you?
Ryan: I'm Ryan.
Mirage: Don't recall seeing Ты before. What brings Ты this way?
Ryan: *Gets angry* My boss told me to fix track! (This is no time to be talking with a пони obsessed with cars.)
Mirage: Well done. Cheers, and keep up the good work. *Drives away*
Ryan: Stupid bastard. *Sees signal is green* Well, time to continue with my work. *Drives train*

Roger got in a locomotive, and was pushing freight cars down the hump. He was still concerned about the gangsters nearby.

Gangster пони 35: Shoot him.
Gangster пони 46: I'm on it. I'm on it. *Grabs pistol, and shoots at Roger*
Roger: *Takes cover*

The mafia didn't like Roger, and often tried to kill him whenever they could.

Gangster пони 35: Let me do it. *Grabs tommygun, and shoots fifty bullets at Roger*
Roger: *Continues hiding in cab*

After working in the yards, Roger had to put some tank cars in a siding. Another train would take the cars to a dairy, and they would be loaded up with milk.

Roger: *Slowly putting tank cars in siding*
Jeff: *Fixing nearby track*
Roger: *Stops train in siding, then sees Jeff* I remember him.
Jeff: *Sees Roger* I remember him. *Walks over to Roger's train*
Roger: *Jumps out of engine*
Jeff: *Sees bullet holes in Roger's engine* What happened?
Roger: Some gangsters tried shooting at me. My boss just makes me continue with my work.
Jeff: Nopony understands our feelings. Now if Ты were sick, Ты couldn't work, and Ты wouldn't have to worry about gangsters. Would you?
Roger: Good idea. I'll try it.

He did so Далее morning.

Michael: *Answers phone in his office* Hello?
Roger: I don't feel well!
Michael: So?
Roger: I can't go to work today.
Michael: Ты sound alright to me. Why don't Ты come over here, and let me check Ты out?
Roger: No. What do Ты think I am, a библиотека book? *Hangs up*
Michael: Great. *Gets on PA system* Attention, Anthony Richards, and Ryan Morrison, please come to my office.
Anthony & Roger: *Arrives in Michael's office*
Michael: Roger is pretending to be sick.
Anthony: How can Ты tell?
Michael: By his voice. I'm getting somepony to bring him here. In the meantime, you'll have to do his work, as well as your own.
Anthony: Fine.
Ryan: I'll be able to do that.
Anthony: Good. I knew I could rely on you. Now get going.

So they did. Anthony got in a passenger train, and was using a Pacific to pull it.

Ryan worked in the yards, and would take a freight train westbound later.

Anthony didn't mind his work. When he got to another station, he uncoupled his engine from the passenger train, and drove it towards a hill.

Sometimes on railways, when a train is heavy, it needs extra engines to get up the hill. The engines used to push these trains uphill are called helpers. They get on the train at the bottom of the hill, then they get off at the top, allowing the train to continue on downhill.

Anthony was going to work as a helper today. He parked his engine in a siding, and waited for a freight to arrive.

Gangsters: *Waiting by the tracks on the hill* We're gonna kill that blue unicorn today.
Gangster 57: The sooner, the better.
Engineer: *Blows horn on train*
Anthony: Well, I better get ready to help this train get up the hill.
Engineer: *Gets train pass Anthony*
Gangster 57: He's getting ready. *Loads sniper винтовка with bullets*
Anthony: *Drives engine out of siding, and onto freight train*
Gangster 57: *Aiming rifle*
Gangster 45: Shoot him, shoot him.
Gangster 68: *Looking at train* Wait, don't shoot! That's not Roger.
Gangster 57: *Shoots funnel on Anthony's engine*
Anthony: What was that?
Gangster 68: I told Ты it wasn't Roger.
Gangster 57: Ты should've told me sooner. *Accidentally pulls trigger on rifle*

The bullet hit Anthony's front leg, then the train stopped.

Gangsters: Let's get out of here. *Running away*
Anthony: Help? Anypony? I'm stuck in a train.
Ryan: *Arrives five минуты after the accident* Anthony, are Ты okay?
Anthony: I would've been if Ты got here sooner.
Ryan: Never mind, we'll help you.

Anthony soon got back to Ogden, and was sitting at a bench on the station with Roger.

Roger: I'm sorry about your accident. I'm always cautious when it comes to driving trains near the mafia. They don't like me.
Anthony: Why didn't Ты warn me?
Roger: I didn't think-
Michael: *Arrives* Ты never do!
Roger: *Looks at Michael*
Michael: Ты can start now by doing Anthony's work as well as your own. That'll teach Ты to pretend you're sick.

After placing Anthony's engine into the repair shop, Ryan was going to do his final job of the day. He was driving a train full of equipment for repairing track, when he had to stop at a red signal. Then Mirage arrived in another brand new supply truck.

Ryan: *Opens window in cab, and looks at Mirage*
Mirage: Splendid to see Ты again. I'm test driving supply trucks for my railway.
Ryan: Well done. Cheers, and keep up the good work. *Drives train pass the signal when it changes green*

The End

On the Далее episode of Ponies On The Rails

Gordon, and Hawkeye race their trains to Denver.

SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014

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Robotnik: Pingas!
A well known canadian actor, who always plays the stoner who actually has сердце of gold, despite saying F word in every sentence he ever says..


#1: KNOCKED UP:
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Rogen plays a stoner as usual.
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He's not an asshole, или is he the nicest guy ever.
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#2: PINAPPLE EXPRESS:
It's pretty basic.. But I Любовь this movie..


#3: THIS IS THE END:
The characters are spoofs of themselves.
Espically Danny McBride,...
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#1: THE GERMAN POW SCENE:
In episode 2, день OF DAYS, One of the Americans, Malarkey, befriends a german POW who lives in the same state of him, and realizing that not ALL of them are evil nazi's, and some are just regular guys. Shortly after Malarkey sees Lt Spears kill the POW's, including the one Malarkey just finished talking too, giving Malarkey a different prospective of the war..


#2: THE MEDIC EPISODE:
It's a pretty hard too watch episode.
Really shows that being a medic, doesn't make the war any less traumatizing..


#3: WAR IS HELL:
Just about every battle scene..
As awesome as they are..
Their...
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#5: WINDWAKERGUY430:
So.. He may seem innocent enough, but he most gets mad at about everything.
But hey.. If a sitcom spoof that turns into a shootout for no god damn reason, is your kind of humour.. Than have fun.. Weirdo's


#4: JADE_23:
........... Thought I would of had something for Jade, but guess not.


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Basically he's someone who reviews certain shows, like Hellsing for example, but only says "mwa" instead of actually INTELLIGENT reviews.
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Just avoid her in general, she's weird..


#1: EVERYONE ELSE:
Their all dicks.. With an odd acceptation of people like those people that rant about селезень, дрейк and Josh. Their the REAL human beings..
I forgot about this show..

I'm not watching Death Note anymore..

For all those saying, Ты don't like it cause Ты haven't watched it.
Well, I HAVE watched it.

Truth is, I don't care about ANY of those characters, and what happens to them.
Sorry Aqua, this includes L..

So, yeah, sticking to Monster..

Here's to hoping something INTERESTING happens soon.
It's getting a bit dull..

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#1: He CAN be funny:
But he never seems to try too hard.
Eight Crazy Nights shows how much he wastes his OWN talents..


#2: I actually LIKE his normal voice:
But, I'm guessing that he thinks it is funny to sound as annoying as possible, even though his normal voice is WAY funnier, than a tone deaf voice..


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Although the "hero" of his show, the Nerd is unquestionably an anti-social, cruel and sometimes even psychotic individual - at least in the context...
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posted by Canada24
This is one of the scenes that follows the dialogue of NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES.

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Packie McReary was seen chatting with Dash Lucia and Micheal Keane.

"So the plan was, they were gonna hid the diamond in the queen's ass" Packie cried, ending what appeared to be one of his many stories, and the other two laughed at the joke.

Niko enters the room, and is spotted by young Kate.

Kate: Oh, hey, Niko.

Niko: Hey, Kate.

Packie: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy!

Dash: (only one to laugh).

Kate: (sarcastically) We're talking, not having...
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1: Clearence Little:
The corrupt cop Francis McCreary wants Clearence dead for reasons explained in the beginning cut away (most of them self centred).
I don't really like killing this guy, despite the fact he tries to kill Ты later in a Болталка encounter.
He's still was pleading for life, and Niko doesn't seem like the type who would kill someone on their knees... Unless it's friggin Dimitri.
If Ты do the excutution Переместить on him, Niko will even apologize for having killed him..

2: Dwayne Forge
I always kill Playboy instead of Dwayne.
Cause Dwayne is such a nice guy, and it makes me feel еще guilty..
episode: ALL ABOUT THE MORMONS

Stan refuses to become Greg's friend, because he believe's his family religion is stupid, and the family is disturbingly nice..
But Greg later approaches Stan, saying he won't try to be his friend anymore, and also uses the following speech...

"Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up, but I have a great life. and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up, because what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that's stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you're so high and mighty Ты couldn't look past my religion and just be my friend back. You've got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls."
#6: Kate X Garth:
It's been nearly four years since I thought about Alpha and Omega.
But this is one of the reasons I left.
I can't stand when Kate cheats on Humphrey.
She leaves the one who was perfect for her, to be with the WORST person for her.
And sadly, it quite common, and not even the worst that people can come up with.

#5: Twilight X Trixie:
I actually like Trixie.
And I also like Twilight.
So this just angers me. Their great characters..

#4: Spongebob X Patrick:
Yes. It fuckin happened! :(

#3: Kate X Lilly:
The only thing worse than Kate x Garth.
Is the idea of Kate having sex with her own...
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I'm bored and decided to give characters files for each character..


SHANE WALSE:
In many cases, Shane's character hasn't changed all too much.
Like the real Shane, he is very easy to become angry.
But unlike the real Shane.
Just about ANYTHING would make Shane mad, as shown with his immature rage at Rick for not liking Godfather., It's rare he ISN'T mad.
He also, accidentally shoots Rick and is why was in a coma. But his Комментарий about sleeping with Lori. Along with sarcastically saying the "enemies" shoot him, makes Ты wonder rather или not it was REALLY an accident..

ANDREA:
It's implied she's...
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For those who don't know.
The image on my клубы cover, with Twilight wearing a mask is from this story., I don't know, I just enjoy the image for some reason.. I can be a very morbid person, but in playful ways (if that's even possible).

Anyway. I can probably say, I have mixed feelings about this story.
It's certainly what Ты would expect from a creepypasta.

But there's some many different VERISONS of the story.
In original version I read, Rarity tried to beg Twilight from killing Pinkie. Dash was дана a needle making her lose all forms of sanity. AJ had her psychical strangth 'tested'.

But...
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In celebration of finally beating Red Dead 2.. Here's best Цитаты of new protagonst, Arthur Morgan..


#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. Ты might the only guy I know, to be half eaten by wolves, and come back a smarter man..

#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid или Ты get shot I'm happy.

#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.

#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.

#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're еще ghosts than people.

#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?

#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.

#8:
Arthur: I gave Ты all I had....
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#5: BRAIN/FAMILY GUY:
This was only temporary, mostly cause everyone was mad at Seth Macfarlene for killing off a major character.
But due to Family Guys senses of 'convient' gags.
Stewie uses his time machine to stop brain from being killed in the first place, and nobody knew about this so not much has changed from then..

#4: Charlie/Two and a half men:
At the beginning of one of the newer seasons the REAL Charlie was fired from the cast do to his various 'issues'.
And his character is killed off and the season literary starts with his funeral, witch is ruined by the shows constant need for crude...
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#1: DON’T GO TO SLEEP:
Hate how your life is?, yeah, well, DEAL WITH IT!
Other wise, your be taken to court by the Reality Police and put on trial simply because Ты сказал(-а) your reality sucked..

#2: MY HAIRY ADVENTURE:
If your turned into a dog by a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget Ты ever existed..

#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
Your parents cannot be trusted. They are fools at best, and werewolf-enablers at worst. Just looking for any excuse to take your beloved dog to the pound. Also, your best friend is not really your friend, and has a terrible secret....
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1:
Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) Эй, cowboy? Ты mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, Ты DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of Ты left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK Ты VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where Ты guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!...
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