Canada24's club.. Article: CHRIS STUCKMANN QUOTES:

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posted by Canada24

#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your Избранное scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: Ты EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, Ты LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That little сука made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!

#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"

#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can Ты tell me about this girl thing? I don't know. Can Ты give me some condoms? I need some condoms, okay, Grandpa? I really wanna fuck Chi-Chi. Is that okay? I just need some condoms. Fuck this dumb dragon ball. Sorry! I just wanna go fuck. Is that all right with you?"

#4:
Chris's reaction about how Гоку has to find all the dragon balls before the eclipse occurs.
Chris: What does that fucking have to do with anything?!

#5:
Chris: If I came Главная from, like, a store или something, and I found cop cars outside the house, I guarantee that the first thing out of my mouth would not be: (deadpan) "Whoa. What is going on?"

#6:
"Hey, hon, remember at the beginning of the год when I сказал(-а) I was going to try and see as many films as I could regardless of how crappy they looked? Yeah, can Ты go back in time and kill me?"

#7:
"The best part of this movie is the first ten секунды where Ты see some funny cat Видео pulled off of YouTube. It's the best part of the movie! Everything else is total SHIT!!!"

#8:
"I wouldn't even call this film Aliens vs. Predator. еще like Shadows vs. Silhouettes...because Ты can't see A DAMN FUCKING THING!"

#9:
Chris: (as monotone as possible, after guzzling down wine) Welcome to my review of The Emoji Movie. (Turns his head, camera shifts) I have proof. (raises ticket, slowly crumbles it up, turns head back around) The Emoji Movie is about the "meh" emoji and how he has other expressions besides "meh". And... today... I went and saw it. And... it... SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!

#10:
"They have to get to Dropbox, did Ты hear that come of my mouth? It came out of my mouth... (cringes) Dropbox is... an important plot point... in this FUCKING MOVIE!!"

#11:
Chris: After that we actually get a flashback. TO THE SCENE WE JUST SAW!!

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My вверх five most Популярное reviews

posted by Canada24

#1: ALPHA AND OMEGA STORIES:
My constant angry rants about the heavy amounts of rape, incest, torture, murder and all the hate on poor Kate. Leaves these reviews with a lot of entertainment value.
Along with my ways of comparing the characters to My Little пони and giving people different ways to look at it.
A lot of people say my words are harse, and their probably right.
But still people Любовь these articles, and constantly ask me to review their stories. Finally giving me a reason to return to this Фан base after nearly 4 years of being away from Alpha and Omega...

#2: HELLSING:
I gave the best...

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6 reviewers from back in my Alpha and Omega days... (I still makes these to this day)

posted by Canada24

#1; LILLYS OPPOSITE SIDE:
Well. Here I go..

Obviously, the main reason for not liking this, is the sex.
So much fuckin sex, sex, SEX!
Sadly, it's not the first story to involve 'incest', nor is it the 'worst'.
Though it's certainly up there.

There's even one between Kate and Lilly in this story.
I mean. For goodness sakes. There sisters, there's so many reasons why that is wrong.
Though least its better than when I read a story about Kate and Lilly 'doing' Winston, and he 'letting them'.
Seriously. What is wrong with people!?

As Ты expect.
The full story is the type of deal that makes Ты hate Lilly....

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вверх 8 best things about being a Brony

posted by Canada24

#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Although this can be for EVERY character. Partially Scootaloo.
However.
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I сказал(-а) it.. (sits and waits for the haters)

#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..

#6: пони Музыка VIDEOS:
No comments..

#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the Показать itself.
As even though...

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вверх 5 WORST TRAITS ABOUT CANADA24 (Connor T. Noiles):

posted by Canada24

I am differently not someone people should look up to as role model.. Though some people still do...

#1: DOUCHEBAG:
I am not ALWAYS trying to keep the peace.
Sometimes I am trying to make people hate each other even еще for my own enjoyment of seeing writers go back and forth at each other.
And when people troll ME I just do what I can to make them hate me even more..

#2: HYPOCRISY:
I am always whining about there needing to be no CLOPPING, but the truth, I DO like Чтение them sometimes, kinda makes me a dick when Ты think about it..

#3: SELF HATE:
I often make fun of myself.
Saying I'm a stupid...

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вверх 10 Most disturbing moments in human history

posted by Canada24

#10: SLAVERY:
No comment..

#9: ASSASINATIONS:
The idea of it disturbs me..

#8: MEDIEVAL TORTURING:
What was wrong with people back then!?

#7: HALOCOAST:
The Holocaust, also known as the Shoah, was a genocide in which approximately six million Jews were killed by Adolf Hitler's Nazi regime and its collaborators. Some historians use a definition of the Holocaust that includes the additional five million non-Jewish victims of Nazi mass murders, bringing the total to approximately eleven million. Killings took place throughout Nazi Germany and German-occupied territories..

#6: TED BUNDY:
Theodore Robert...

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вверх five bands who sound better in non-scream songs

posted by Canada24

#1: SLIPKNOT:
Slipknot is different. Their the only band I actually LIKE the screaming. espically in PSYCHOSOCIAL.
Especially cause it's not overly used.
But still.
Lesson to DEAD MEMORIES, and tell me that isn't еще badass than his scream voice..

#2: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE:
Again, actually LIKE Matthew Tuck's screams, just like Matt Shadows from Avenged Sevonfold and Corey Taylor of Slipknot.
But it's кулер, охладитель when their not..

#3: DROWNING POOL:
They go under the Список from number 2.
But still.
It's nice to hear him using his REAL voice..

#4: ягненок, баранина OF GOD:
I am not a Фан of ягненок, баранина of God.
Their too death...

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I'm returning to my WALKING DEAD SPOOFS... In spirit to it, here's BEST OF RICK GRIMES:

posted by Canada24

RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!

Rick: All I remember is that I was in a police uniform. Ты know what that means..?
Morgan: Your a cop?
Rick: Actually. I was gonna say, stripper. But sure, that two.

Rick: (nearly hit by a large wrench) Wow... That was fantastic aim!

Morgan: I don't feel comfortable about wearing a police uniform.. In fact... I'm giving this uniform to the first guy I see.
Rick: (takes it) Funny, that's exactly how I became a cop in the first place.

RICK: By Morgan, hope Ты never try to kill me in the future.

RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm...

Master Sword and Satan Twist Adventures: kill counts

posted by Canada24

MASTER SWORD:

Moneybags: (breaks both of Derpy's arm's so Sword ripped off his arm, broke his nose, and "literary" ripped out his heart).

(I forget the guys name): (Gets violently killed after kidnapping Derpy, Sword even revives him a few times, simply to continue killing him).

Rover: (As punishment for kidnapping and nearly killing Scootaloo, Sword shoves a grenade down his throat and then pulls the pin).

(sword has the biggest kill count but those are the only ones I could think of so far).

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SATEN TWIST:

AlexMane: (shot dead with Uzi,...

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вверх 8 best walking dead battles in my opinion..

posted by Canada24

#8: DAYS GONE BYE:
No better way to introduce a series, than with a police shoot out, that later leads to someone waking up to a zombie apocalypse (literary).
I mean.
Who HASN'T felt Rick's fear and confusion, what would anybody else do..

#7: TRIGGER FINGER:
When Glenn and Rick try to retrieve a, probably traumatized, Hershal from a bar they are greeted by two strangers witch eventually ends in Rick shooting them both dead, and when their Друзья find out they get angry and full out gunfight begins.

#6: BESIDE THE DYING FIRE:
The entire first half the episode is one big battle, gotta Любовь that.....

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вверх five female singers who USE to be hot

posted by Canada24

#5: MADONNA:
Not much to say..

#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She Остаться в живых that privilege..

#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry Ты can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..

#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..

#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..

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вверх ten most misunderstood/tragic villains..

posted by Canada24

#10: FREDDY KRUEGER: (nightmare on elms street):
It's weird thinking of him as 'tragic' isn't it?
Arguably the main reason he is always defeated by woman, is because there is ONE thing he's still afried of.. Beauty.
Witch is something completely unknown to him.
His birth was something his own "mother" wanted nothing to do with.
She was rapped by a dozen manics and his birth 'wasn't suppose to happen'.
Because of this.
He was sent from orphanage to orphanage where he was constantly bullied by the students, who treated him as a freak because of what happened his mother.
Eventually he was adopted by...

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Don't go hating me, if the review sucks, and Ты refer Windwaker.. (Hows THAT for a title)

posted by Canada24

Well. Since it seems to be all I ever do anymore.
I should may as well. Leave a certain promised review, about something I've been promised to beta read almost three years ago, and still am now.

Well.
Its the first time I ever read a Happy дерево Друзья Fanfiction.
And I have to say.
Though it's no еще then I would of expected. Both good AND bad.
Most fanfic stories tend to get a bit soap Oprahy.
example being some I read from THIS IS THE END, witch, itself, is one of myself Избранное movies, witch made the fanfics that much worse.
So many fuckin James Franco fantasies.
Give me a brake.
He's not even...

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CHAPTER TWELVE: TREVOR GOES CRAZIER THAN USUAL:

posted by Canada24

Arthur Note: I highly recommend watching the American Dad episode “Ricky Spanish” before this chapter.. или at least Youtube him..

The gang spend several days on Trevor's island, where amongst Trevor and Roger unsurprisingly quickly become friends, but also to Klaus, who ended up following them when he realized they were still gone and he didn't know how to feed himself cause, well, he's a human stuck in a fish's body. Pinkie hugs him, или at least his bowl and Klaus playfully acts like it is still counted and goes "aww".

Pinkie spends most of her time at the пляж, пляжный now that she knows it's a...

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CHAPTER EIGHT: SANTA’S COMING:

posted by Canada24

(Seras is no longer a vampire in my GTA stories.. She's just a old cop who got transferred from Лондон to America.. Though she is still a badass, that part hasn't changed)..

ONE год EARLIER:

Carly and Seras are taking a road trip just the two of them, they end up driving though the Deep South where they are pulled over by a corrupt Sheriff, Seras makes efforts to be as polite as she can but he proves himself sexist and arrests them despite neither having done anything wrong. Punching out their left headlights and then planting a bag of Марихуана in their trunk. Seras doesn't really help things,...

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Con Mane: On Celestia's Secret Service

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

It was a wonderful день in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering еще ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: Ты really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot Ты in the arm! Why aren't Ты bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord:...

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Canada24's вверх eight underrated films:

posted by Canada24

#1: MEET THE ROBINSONS:
I know. It's hard to believe this film is considered as underrated или misunderstood.. But like OVER THE HEDGE, this feels like one of those classic films that been forgetten though time. Nobody ever talks about this movie.

This film came out when Дисней had released Chicken Little before it, so I'm sure it was mainly seen this film thanks to that. But I highly recommend trying to find this movie. или Over the Hedge from Dreamworks..

Both are highly quotable.. Espically котелок Hat Guy..

#2: WHITE HOUSE DOWN:
Not saying this is a 'great' film. But it's a lot better than Chris...

IT 2017 review... (Spoilers)

posted by Canada24

So yeah.. I finally saw this movie. Obviously I'm pretty late to the party. This movie had already passed it's time of being talked about., But I never saw it in theatres. I make a habbit of avoiding horrors in theatres.. Knowing every 5 минуты the speakers would blast aggressively in my ears and give me a сердце attack.

It wasn't until today that I PVR'd it the night before (in HD of coarse) and I finally got to watch it.. In it's entireity..

I was so afriad that all the hype of this movie. My brother, Windwaker430, and most of the internet would mean when I finally see it. It won't be too...

Canada24's opinion of most awful stories in SERIOUSLY STRANGE and SERIAL CASE FILES

posted by Canada24

I know. I know.. еще Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..

Article rated PG.

#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..

#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, сука mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it felt like."...

Most fucked up Rob Dyke's WHY WOULD Ты PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET, part 2

posted by Canada24

#1:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman Остаться в живых there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.

#2:
Fuck ghost stories! I am a atheist! I don’t believe in your BS! God isn’t real! Ghosts aren’t real! None of it is real! I wish there was a God for people like this, so they can go to hell for constantly trying to push there agenda on me! I WILL NEVER BELIEVE! EVER! SO STOP!!

#3:
Another...

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вверх ten most NORMAL people in GTA 4 and 5.. Only ones I know

posted by Canada24

#1: NIKO BELLIC:
Niko is very protective of his family and loved ones, particularly his cousin Roman, whom Niko constantly has to worry about due to his gambling habit. Roman has an indiscrete nature of frequently getting the pair into trouble. He is withdrawn among strangers, but has good manners, and shows a softer side with Любовь interests like Kate McReary and Michelle. That said, the horrors of war, both witnessed and perpetrated by Niko, have дана him a great sense of guilt, and an ambivalence about the value of human life — he warns away pursuers and expresses regret over his past violence,...