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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 63

A Bad Week For Frenchy

Date: January 5, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Hawkeye: *Driving a freight train into the yards*
Orion: *Driving a passenger train Далее to Hawkeye, and passes him*
Hawkeye: *Stops train by yard tower*
Snowflake: *Walking out of tower* Pierce!
Hawkeye: *Gets out of train* Yeah?
Snowflake: Pete wants to see Ты in his office.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Goes to Pete's office*
Snowflake: Somepony get these engines off the train, and into the servicing facility.
Wilson: I got it.

Hawkeye got to Pete's office, and saw that he was smiling.

Hawkeye: Ты wanted to see me?
Pete: Yes. Please sit down.
Hawkeye: *Sits down*
Pete: As Ты probably know, Ты have been working on this railroad for ten years.
Hawkeye: Ten years, and still going strong.
Pete: And since you've been working on this line I must say that Ты have been doing excellent. Ты are right on time, very reliable, and Ты know how to deal with tough situations.
Hawkeye: Thank Ты sir.
Pete: You're welcome. Orion is waiting at the station in a passenger train. I want Ты to work with him to get the train into Omaha.
Hawkeye: I'm on it. *Walks out of office* Right on time, very reliable, and I know how to deal with tough situations. I really enjoy my job here.

But three Единороги were having the opposite feeling, as they were waiting in the trainyard. Gordon, and Coffee Crème were to take a train of steel into Denver, but there were not enough engines, so they had to wait for Stylo to arrive with his train.

Jeff: *Looking at train of steel* I haven't seen that much steel on one train since 1942.
Coffee Crème: Never mind that. Where's Stylo? He should be here by now.
Gordon: We get no rest! *Walks in front of Coffee Crème* What's the matter with Ты Frenchy? It's not dark outside at all. Stop complaining, and use your magic to get an engine here so we won't have to wait any longer.
Coffee Crème: I'm not afraid of the dark. Anyway, Ты should use your magic. Ты need the exercise.
Gordon: What are Ты talking about?
Coffee Crème: You're so fat Ты could be a clown. Ты should Присоединиться the circus.
Stylo: *Arrives in his train, and gets out* Oh, so you've heard the news?
Jeff: What news?
Stylo: About the circus.
Gordon: Stylo, what are Ты talking about?
Stylo: The circus just arrived. Pete wants all of us to work together to get all of the freight cars unloaded, and he'll choose one of us to take the circus away once the Показать ends.

So the Далее day, everypony on the Union Pacific got to work helping the circus ponies unloading the freight cars, and stored them into the yards once everything was unloaded. They were having a pleasant time, but got very angry when Gordon was chosen to take the circus out of town.

Gordon: *Leaning head out of the window as he drives away* So long suckers! *Blows horn*
Coffee Crème: Why did Pete choose him, out of all the ponies that were engineers?
Ike: I don't know. But to tell Ты the truth, I also don't care.

A little while later, Coffee Crème was called into Pete's office.

Pete: Coff, I need Ты to get some workers, and take them to the nearest tunnel. We just got a telegram saying it's blocked.
Coffee Crème: Alright. *Leaves office so she can do her work*

Date: January 6, 1957
Location: West of Cheyenne

Coffee Creme was told by Pete to get some workers at a tunnel which was blocked. She found the job boring, as she was driving an engine, and pushing two гондола freight cars where the workers, and their equipment were on.

They stopped outside the tunnel. The workers went inside. It was very dark, and quiet, but not for long. A sound was heard, as if it was a big animal, and the workers ran out looking terrified.

Worker Leader: What happened?
Worker 46: We started to dig at the block, but it grunted, and moved.
Worker Leader: That's ridiculous.
Worker 62: It's not ridiculous. It's big, and alive!
Worker 53: We're not going in there again.
Worker Leader: Right. I'll ride on the train, and Coffee Creme will push it out.
Coffee Creme: *Jumps out of engine, and walks to Leader* Whoa, whoa, wait. What?!
Worker Leader: You're driving the train into the tunnel, and pushing whatever is blocking that tunnel out.
Coffee Creme: No thank you. (I hate the dark, but this is worse. Something big, and alive is inside.) I don't want to go in.
Worker Leader: Neither do I, but we must clear the line.
Coffee Creme: *Sighs, as she nervously walks back into her engine, and slowly drive inside*
Worker 34: Do Ты think they're going to die?
Worker 62: Oh shut up.
Coffee Creme: *Gets train into tunnel*

The train stopped, then all of a sudden, it started moving backwards. First out was Coffee Creme in her engine, then the freight cars, and last of all was an слон pushing the train back.

Worker 51: I don't believe it.
Worker Leader: Believe it. It's an слон from the circus that was here earlier. Somepony go call them, and get some Еда for this thing.
Worker 58: I got it. *Goes off to call the circus*

Shortly after calling the circus, the worker returned with peanuts, and water for the elephant.

Worker 62: What is the name of this elephant?
Worker 58: I don't think they named it yet.
Elephant: *Drinking water*
Coffee Creme: *Getting impatient* Let's go! I wanna get out of here! *Blowing whistle on her engine*
Elephant: *Gets scared, and blows water on Coffee Creme*
Workers: *Laughing*

The слон was reunited with one of the circus ponies, and they walked by the railway line together. All the workers thought it was fun, but Coffee Creme was not pleased.

Coffee Creme: An слон pushed me! Then it blew water onto me!

That night, just before the work день ended, she talked about it with Gordon, Jeff and a few others. They felt sorry for Coffee Creme, but still teased her.

Jeff: First the dark, then an elephant. Whatever will Ты be afraid of next?
Hawkeye: I don't think Ты did a bad job dealing with it.
Coffee Creme: Ты don't think so?
Hawkeye: No. As a matter of fact, I think Ты were Храбрая сердцем to take it on.
Coffee Creme: *Laughing* I didn't even do anything.
Hawkeye: Anything Ты say. Listen, I know you're having a bad week so far, but when something gets bad, it can only get better, right?
Coffee Creme: I think so.
Hawkeye: Good. Don't forget that, and I'll see Ты tomorrow.

Date: January 7, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming, inside the train station.

Pete: *In his office*
Gordon: *Knocking on door*
Pete: Who's there?
Gordon: It's Gordon. I just wanted Ты to know that I'm going to Chicagoat like Ты asked.
Pete: Yeah. The Monon Railway needs another engineer. Get going.
Gordon: Yes sir. *Walks away*

As Gordon left, another пони arrived. He wore a black fedora with a пальто in the same color.

Fedora Pony: *Knocking on door*
Pete: Yeah?
Fedora Pony: FBI. Please let me in.
Pete: Door's unlocked. Come in.
FBI Pony: *Walks in* Good morning Mr. Reimer.
Pete: How did Ты know my name?
FBI Pony: It's on your desk.
Pete: Oh yeah. What can I do for you?
FBI Pony: Me, as well as a few others have been studying the files of one of your workers. We have reason to believe that she is a communist spy.
Pete: A communist spy? Who?
FBI Pony: One by the name of Coffee Creme.
Pete: Coffee Creme? Why do think she's working for the Soviets?
FBI Pony: Because she lived in Европа before moving into the United States of Equestria.
Pete: She's french. They're our allies.
FBI Pony: That's not how we see it. We think she has been gathering information from your railway when Ты delivering supplies to the army during the Korean War.
Pete: Ты really think she's a spy just because she's from Europe?
FBI Pony: Yeah.
Pete: Forgive me, but your government has hit a new low, and Ты never showed me your badge.
FBI Pony: Right. Sorry. *Shows badge* Satisfied?
Pete: I just can't believe that Coffee Creme is a Russian spy.
FBI Pony: We couldn't believe it either, until we found out where she came from. It says that she moved to Equestria from France during the outbreak of World War 2.
Pete: That's because Nazis were taking over. Did Ты want her to get killed by them, или would Ты rather have her come here, and support the Red, White, and Blue?
FBI Pony: I don't have time for this. Please Показать me where Ms. Creme is.
Pete: *Sighs* The trainyard. She's working with a few other ponies by the yard tower.
FBI Pony: Thank you. Will Ты come with me please?
Pete: Sure. What have I got to lose? Besides a worker?

So Pete, and the FBI пони went to the yards.

Wilson: I'm gonna get a freight train set up, and Pete wants Ты to take it into Pocatello.
Coffee Creme: Okay.
Pete: *Standing by yard tower* Wait here, I'll get her for you.
FBI Pony: Much obliged. *Leaning on tower, and starts to smoke a cigarette*
Snowflake: *Standing on stairs* Hey, do Ты mind? Some of us don't like that kind of stuff.
FBI Pony: Get back to work before I arrest Ты for being a communist.
Snowflake: Okay. *Walks back into tower* That was weird.
Pete: *Returns to tower with Coffee Creme*
FBI Pony: Oh good. Ты got her. Let's go.
Coffee Creme: Go where?
FBI Pony: To where I tell Ты to go. You're accused of being a Russian spy.
Coffee Creme: But I'm not even Russian.
FBI Pony: Don't argue, it'll just make things worse.

So the FBI пони took Coffee Creme away.

Pete: I'm really going to miss her.
Wilson: *Walks over to Pete* Sir? Where's Coffee Creme going? I got her train set up.
Pete: She's not going to be driving anymore trains Wilson. Ты do it.
Wilson: Yes sir. *Goes to drive the freight train*

The Далее day, everypony heard about what happened, except for Gordon. He was on his way back from Chicagoat. Hawkeye, and Stylo were talking at the station, while sitting on a bench.

Hawkeye: I never got a chance to say goodbye to her.
Stylo: Neither did I.
Hawkeye: I'm never going to forget that first день she walked in here. We worked together, we had fun together, and we made fun of Gordon together.
Stylo: Then they started dating.
Hawkeye: Yeah. I guess she felt sorry for him, and didn't want us making fun of him.

Then suddenly, a big freight car was seen. It was so wide, that it was on two train tracks.

Hawkeye: Эй, Stylo, look at that.
Stylo: It's stopping.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I wonder why.
Pete: *Walks out of station, and onto platform* Pierce, I got a telegram from Gordon.
Hawkeye: What does it say?
Pete: Dear assholes.
Stylo: Maybe that boxcar is also from Gordon.
Pete: I heard that Ты let the FBI take Coffee Creme away. Because of this, I'm going to attack Ты in a tank.
Hawkeye: Maybe Stylo's right. If Gordon does attack us in a tank, it's most likely to be in that boxcar.
Stylo: But thankfully he's an idiot. He won't be able to hurt anypony.

The doors opened on the boxcar, and Gordon drove his tank out of the car, while playing music.

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Pete: Oh, he's playing a song.
Gordon: *Getting closer to the station*
Hawkeye: Wait for it.
Gordon: *Turning турель, башня, башенка to the left* Wait. I can't get it to stop! How do I stop this thing?! *Makes gun go up, as it continues spinning counter clockwise* No, go down! Why did I choose a tank from Europe? *Goes forward*
Stylo: See? What did I tell you? He's too stupid to attack us no matter what Ты give him.
Hawkeye: If he had a gun, he'd never be able to hit us.
Stylo: Even at close range.
Pete: Well, forget him. I'm going back in my office.
Gordon: *Turns left, as the турель, башня, башенка continues to spin counter clockwise* Stop spinning!
Hawkeye: He's heading into town.
Stylo: If we were off duty, I'd Любовь to see what would happen to him.

The End

On the Далее episode of Ponies On The Rails

Gordon will not be driving a tank ever again... HOPEFULLY!!

Now I gotta go. I think I heard a tank shoot a building near my house. Bye bye.

SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014

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posted by Canada24
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"Oh come on.. Your a beautiful girl, who needs someone to care for you" Niko insisted.

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#5: PRINCESS LUNA:
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#4: TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
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posted by Canada24
Why dose everybody hate Roman Bellic.

Sure he probably isn't the best ROLE MODEL.

He drinks, swears, gambles, lies to his cousin about his "american lifestyle", and is sometimes a dick.

But for the most part.
Roman is so sweet.

He calls Ты a bit too much.
I get that.

But think about it.

He hasn't seen his own cousin in years.
I for one enjoy hanging with..

But I would let Roman haters go.

But there's a certain running joke that annoys me.

the joke of
"Cousin. Let's go bowling".

It's not even true.

Roman dose call me a lot.
But it's NEVER for bowling.

I only went bowling with him once so far.
And it was me who asked 'him' to go.

Every other time I am obsessed with asking people to go eat somewhere..
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It's in so much Фильмы and other things, that Ты don't have know who the band even IS..

#2: Lep Zepplin - Kashmir:
Well, actually it's еще of the intro than the chorus.
Again.
You don't even to like или even KNOW Zeppelin to recognize the main guitar.
it's known as the James Bond theme song..

#3: Nivarna - Teen spirit:
We all know the chorus, don't we :).
I myself don't even know any Nivana song BUT this one.
So that kinda speaks for itself, don't it..

#4: Европа - final countdown:...
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#5: Princess Celestia:
Dispite what everyone says, she is actually a lovely character, and dose indeed care about her subjects..

#4: Trixie Lulamoon:
I'm probably still alone on this one..

#3: Twilight Sparkle:
It's obvious it's all about her being a princess.
But why should of it mattered in the first place.
Most people don't realize that it only makes her еще relatable and sympathic.
Plus she's every bit as adorable as Pinkie Pie..

#2: Xervier (Saw 2);
They should of kept him as secret accomplish.
He is a very creepy person, and not to be messed with, he's friggin huge!
Too bad he dies at the end of the second.
Though a saw to throat is probably still one of the EASIER deaths..

#1; Merle Dixon:
He was never a bad person.
He felt betrayed, and actually had a lot of right to be as angry as he was.
And the way he cut off his hand, actually shows he is TRUE survival.
Plus he died in honer..
Been seeing it about four months now, and it's the most "quotable" series EVER...

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(live audience scene):
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Peele: сука WHY WAS Ты LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do Ты even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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But I recently started noticing that Spongebob gets tortured himself...

Even modern Spongebob doesn't THIS much punishment..

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The abridged version of Alexander Anderson is vastly different than his Аниме counterpart. Like the original, he is a devoted servant of God. Unlike the original, he is ALSO shown to be downright insane. And speaks with an stereotypical Irish accent..



#2: ABRIDGED JAN VALENTINE:

This verison of Jan is almost exactly like his original counterpart. Who, itself, is very dark humored and comic relief, but also very disturbing and perverty. In this verison, he appears to "fuck anything that movies" as he says he'll skull fuck both sir ingeriga, and the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. радуга Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.

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DERPY HOOVES/TWIST:

The Stoner: At least at times..

Action Girl: Aside...
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He is serprisingly "easy" as long as Ты have really good food, like wine, and streak.
Have the нож gloves and when he jumps out of the stall, attack away.
Or, even еще easy. Get a sniper and a pistol, stand near the entrance, wait till he leaps out of the stall, and than have him chase Ты out of the bathroom, he can only go so far, so wait till he jumps at you, dodge it, and shoot at him when he's running back to the bathroom.
And than just finish him off with the pistol when Ты run out of sniper bullets (if done properly, Ты won't lose any health)..


#2: SEYMOUR REDDING:...
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Max Payne: So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what Ты want about Americans but we understand capitalism. Ты buy yourself a product and Ты get what Ты pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store Энджел of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was...
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Rick: [after stabbing Shane for trying to kill Rick] Damn Ты for making me do this, Shane! This was you, not me! Ты did this to us! This was you! Not me! NOT ME!!... (sobs) Not me!...


#2:
Rick: Dale coud - could get under your skin. He sure got under mine, because he wasn't afraid to say what he thought, how he felt. That kind of honest is rare and brave. Whenever I'd make a decision, I'd look at Dale. He'd be looking back at me with that look he had. We've all seen it one time или another. I couldn't always read him, but he could read us. He saw people for who they were. He knew things...
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