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A not so long time назад in a world ruled by ponies

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HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with радуга Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a Космос station, called the Death Egg, and they needed еще money to finishbuilding this death defying Космос station.

To make еще money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other prisoners to a gangster called Japa the Nese, and let Discord keep half the money.

In the atlantic ocean, an aircraft carrier was going towards Baltimare. The death egg was on the ground somewhere in Baltimare.

Nazi 98: *Flies passenger plane off carrier*
Nazis: *Flying fighters near passenger plane*
Nazis: *Flying together*

Inside the death egg

Nazi 99: All units, Twilight Sparkle, and her escort will arrive shortly.
Nazis: *Getting in position*
Nazi 98: *Flying towards death egg*
Nazis: *Flying behind passenger plane*
Nazi 98: *Lands plane*
Nazis: *Lands behind passenger plane*
Nazi 99: Inform the doctor that Twilight Sparkle is here.
Nazi 35: Bejahand. *Goes to inform Dr. Robotnik*
Twilight Sparkle: *Walks out of plane*
Changelings: *Saluting Twilight*
Griffons: *Saluting Twilight*
Nazi 99: *Walks up to Twilight* Guten tag.
Twilight: Today is the день that we get this machine operating.
Nazi 99: That might be delayed to a день или two.
Twilight: Delayed? Do Ты realize who you're making this Космос station for?
Nazi 99: We're making this for Robotnik. Only he would be crazy enough to make a Космос station called the death egg.
Twilight: Well quit fucking around, and get this thing finished, или I will personally have Ты executed. Do I make myself clear major?
Nazi 99: Y-y-yes princess.
Twilight: Good. Now finish this at once. I am going to the Griffon Kingdom.

Meanwhile on some isolated island in Japan.

Japanese пони 87: This isrand is three mires away from Japan's nearest civirization.
Japanese пони 35: And we have rots of ponies in our mafia, that are wirring to kirr you. So terr us what we need to know.
Sean: *Tied up in chair* That all depends. What do Ты want to know?
Japanese пони 35: We want to know arr about why Ты have been pranning to attack Discord. Japa the Nese is very crose Друзья with Discord, and he doesn't Стрела anyone to kirr them.
Sean: He has been threatining average ponies, like Ты guys, with death, slavery, and violence. He has to be defeated.
Japanese пони 87: Why wourd Ты to prevent any of that from happening?
Japanese пони 35: We dear with that arr the time, and yet, our country is very powerfur.
Sean: So am I.
Japanese пони 87: What can Ты do?
Sean: Ты really wanna know? *Breaks rope, and uses part of chair to knock out japanese ponies* Now to take my gun. They left it in the weapons room, but first I need to save радуга Dash, and Celestia.

Meanwhile, on another part of the island, in a small hut.

Rarity: *Laying on floor*
Japanese пони 64: Who is this friend of yours?
Rarity: *Looking at Болталка pony* I don't know him.
Japanese пони 64: Ты better terr me, или I wirr do something Ты won't want me to do.
Rarity: W-what are Ты going to do?
Japanese пони 64: Hit Ты of course.
Japanese пони 53: What do we do with this pony? *Pointing to Болталка pony*
Japanese пони 64: Beat him. I am going to beat this firry up.
Rarity: No! Don't!!
Japanese пони 64: *Hitting Rarity*
Rarity: AAH!!

While that was happening.

Sean: *Knocks on door*
Japanese пони 77: Who is it? *Opens door*
Sean: *Knocks out japanese pony*
радуга Dash: *Wakes up*
Celestia: *Sees Sean* Thank goodness it's you.
Sean: Yeah. I need your help getting into the weapon's room. Those gangsters put my machine gun in there.
радуга Dash: We'll help Ты get it out.
Sean: *Goes to weapon's room*
Celestia: Get it. We'll stand guard.
Sean: *Opens door* Now, where's that machine gun? *Finds machine gun* Perfect. *Takes machine gun* I got it. Let's go.

After that.

Japanese пони 64: *Smoking cigarette*
Japanese пони 53: *Hitting Болталка pony*
Japanese пони 64: *Blows smoke into Rarity's face* Ты think just because Ты say nothing, Ты are strong. That's not true. Ты two are cowards.
Болталка Pony: Don't tell that peice of hell anything!
Japanese пони 64: Why are Ты tarking to her?
Болталка Pony: *Spits in Japanese Pony's face*
Japanese пони 64: *Burns Болталка пони with cigarette* Finish the job. *Goes for walk*
Japanese пони 53: *Grabs knife*
Болталка Pony: Go fuck yourself.
Japanese пони 53: *Stabs Болталка пони to death*
Rarity: *Crawling away*
Japanese пони 53: *Grabs Rarity* Stand stirr.
радуга Dash: *Stabs japanese пони 53* Rarity. You're okay. Thank goodness. We're gonna make them pay for what they've done.

We saved Rarity, and were now planning to escape from the Japanese Mafia.

Sean: *Gives Rarity a pistol* Grab a rifle. We're gonna tear this place apart.
Rarity: *Grabs rifle*
Sean: Dash, signal the strike team.
радуга Dash: *Gives signal*
пони Alliance Pilots: *Dropping bombs*
Sean: Let's go. *Running towards explosion*
Japanese Ponies: *Running towards Sean* Shoot them!
Sean: *shoots japanese ponies*
Japa The Nese: What is happening?
Japanese Pony60: Those ponies, and hedgehog we were supposed to kirr are escaping.
Japa The Nese: Then stop them!
Sean: We got to find a boat, any boat!
Rarity: I think I see a dinghy over there.
Sean: Excellent. Let's get to it.
Japanese пони 60: *Grabs RPG* This wirr kirr them arr.
Japa The Nese: Hord it. They are running towards the boat. Shoot that, so they won't escape.
радуга Dash: *Shooting at Japa The Nese*
Japa The Nese: *Taking cover* Do it now!
Japanese пони 60: *Shoots rocket at boat*

The лодка exploded.

Sean: Damnit, we have to find another boat.
Celestia: I could repair this one with my magic.
Sean: Do it quickly!
Japanese пони 79: *shoots Celestia's horn off*
Celestia: AH! My horn!
Rarity: I can get it back for you. *Trying to get horn back on Celestia, but it's too hard for her* Oh, this is too hard! *Sweating*
Japanese пони 60: *Reloading RPG*
Sean: *Shoots Japanese пони 60*
Japa The Nese: It's up to me. *Takes rocket launcher*
радуга Dash: *Shoots Japa*
Japa The Nese: Oh! *Walks backwards toward window, and falls out* AAAH!!! *Lands in water*
Sharks: *Eating Japa*
Japa The Nese: Noooo!! *Dies*
Japanese Ponies: Japa The Nese is dead! Kirr them!!
Sean: Get Celestia's horn back, quickly! I'll hold them off. *Shooting Japanese Ponies*
радуга Dash: Hold it, I just realized. Where's Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Arrives* Guten tag.
Rarity: Where have Ты been?
Pinkie Pie: In this hut the entire time. I escaped when all the japanese gangsters ran away.
радуга Dash: Good for you.
Rarity: *Struggling to get Celestia's horn back on* I almost got it.
Sean: Can't hold them off much longer.
Pinkie Pie: Leave it to me. *Throwing grenades at Japanese Ponies*
Japanese Ponies: *Die*
радуга Dash: Ты threw those pretty quickly.
Pinkie Pie: And they're all dead.
Rarity: *Gets Celestia's horn back on* I *Pant* did it. Now, *Pant* I can *Pant* help.
радуга Dash: Uh, Rarity? Pinkie Pie got them all.
Rarity: Whoa. Pretty messy.
Pinkie Pie: But it was wunderbar!
Celestia: Now we can fix that лодка the Japanese destroyed. *Using magic to fix boat*

When it was fixed, we had another problem.

Sean: This лодка can't fit us all. There's five of us, but only four can be on here.
Celestia: *Using spell to make another лодка exactly like the one she fixed* There. We have two boats.
Sean: Good. *Gets on boat*
Rarity: *Gets on лодка with Sean*
радуга Dash: *Gets on other лодка with Pinkie, and Celestia*

We escaped the Japanese Mafia, and were on our way back to Ponyville.

We were heading back to Ponyville on two boats that we украл, палантин from the Japanese Mafia.

Celestia: When we get back to Ponyville, I'll have to take Ты to Canterlot.
радуга Dash: What for?
Celestia: There's something important regarding you, and your boyfriend.
радуга Dash: What?
Celestia: I cannot tell Ты now. I must wait until we get back into the United States.
радуга Dash: If it's that important, I understand.

Meanwhile in the Griffon Kingdom.

Twilight: *On telephone* Yes Doctor. I have just arrived here.
Dr. Robotnik: *On death egg* Excellent. Ты must get defenses set up. A shield generator should be around your position. We can use it for the Death Egg, and then the пони Alliance will not be able to defeat it.
Twilight: We'll be victorious, and all of Equestria will be in our control. *Laughing*
Robotnik: *Laughing as well*

Four hours later, in Canterlot. Celestia was in her room with радуга Dash.

Celestia: *Looking around room* At first I didn't think it would be possible, but I gotta stop fooling myself. I feel old, but do I look old to you?
радуга Dash: No. Of course not.
Celestia: *Looking at herself in mirror* You're right. I look exactly like I did three hundred years ago.
радуга Dash: What exactly are Ты telling me?
Celestia: I'm telling you, that soon you'll have to deal with what I'm doing. When 1,500 years old, you'll know what I'm talking about.
радуга Dash: I don't think I'll ever be that old.
Celestia: That's where you're wrong. I can't live much longer with my old age, and I'm afraid, soon that I'm going to die.
радуга Dash: Princess Celestia, Ты can't die.
Celestia: It happens to all of us. Even immortal ponies like me. It just takes a lot, and I mean, a lot of time. *Laying in bed*
радуга Dash: Why do Ты want me, of all ponies to take your job?
Celestia: Because, you're loyal, and brave. There's just one thing Ты need to do.
радуга Dash: What?
Celestia: Ты have to defeat your sister, Twilight Sparkle. *Closes eyes*

Celestia soon passed away.

радуга Dash: *walks out of castle* I can't do it. *Sits down* Twilight is too powerful for me to take down.
???: That ain't the радуга Dash I know.
радуга Dash: *Looks up* Applejack.
Applejack: That's right.
радуга Dash: But Ты were killed at that POW camp.
Applejack: Several hours later, Единороги working for MI6 sneaked by, and brought me back to life. Then, I got back to Ponyville, and I heard from Pinkie Pie that Ты were supposed to be here for something Celestia wanted Ты to do. I overheard your conversation with the Princess, and I think Ты have what it takes to defeat Twilight in order to become the princess.
радуга Dash: I don't have what it takes. Twilight nearly killed me when we were rescuing Cadence, and I can't beat her.
Applejack: Than, the Nazis have already won. Ты were our only hope.
радуга Dash: No one else can defeat her?
Applejack: Only you. I remember when Ты were pushing that train up the холм, хилл to get us to the Grand Galloping Gala, and Ты said, "I think I can, I think I can." Now, Ты ain't Актёрское искусство like that.
радуга Dash: Ты know what? You're right. I think I can defeat Twilight.

In Ponyville at the пони Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a Космос station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon: I'll join.
Caramel: Me too.
радуга Dash: *Walks in* I'm going too.
Sean: *Sees радуга Dash with Applejack* Where were you?
радуга Dash: It's a looong story.
Applejack: I'll Присоединиться your group as well.

Later on, еще ponies started joining both groups.

Big Mac: Remember, once Ты finish your attack on the Griffon Kingdom, head straight towards the Death Egg, and help out the секунда team.
Sean: Roger that.
Applejack: How are we getting into the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: We have stolen a Nazi airplane, and have been using it for missions like this one. Get in, I'm flying.

We all get in the airplane.

Sean: *Starts airplane*
радуга Dash: *Looking out window*
Applejack: What's wrong?
радуга Dash: Nothing, I'm just wishing Rarity's group good luck. That death egg could be difficult to take down.
Applejack: If you're still worried about defeating Twilight Sparkle, we're all here to help.
радуга Dash: *Sighs* That means a lot to me. Thank you.
Radio Pony: Control tower to 69R, Ты are clear for takeoff.
Sean: *Taxiing plane onto runway*
радуга Dash & Others: *Sitting down*
Sean: *Flies off runway* We're on our way to the Griffon Kingdom.
Applejack: Excellent.
Sean: Now, I'll get my wish on seeing what it looks like from ground, and air before this war ends.
радуга Dash: Haha, that's a good one.

Shortly after we left, Rarity's group took off for Baltimare, which was where the Death Egg was located.

I was flying our plane towards the Griffon Kingdom when this happened.

Nazi 5: Was tun Sie?
Sean: Mir?
Nazi 5: Ja. Was tun Sie?
Sean: Wir bringen Verstärkungen aus Germaneigh.
Nazi 5: Wir waren darüber nicht informiert.
Sean: Nun harte Scheiße für Sie! Wir landen diese Sache, und das ist endgültig! *Flying towards runway*
Nazi 5: Verstanden. Ich werde Twilight Sparkle über Ihre Ankunftszeit.
Sean: Danke. *Lowers landing gear*
Bonbon: Everything going okay?
Sean: Yeah, just a little confusion between the control tower, and me. *Lands on runway* Put on your griffon costumes.
Bonbon: *Puts on griffon costume*
Caramel: *Puts on griffon costume*
радуга Dash: *Puts on griffon costume*
Applejack: *Puts on griffon costume*
Sean: *Wearing Nazi uniform* Ready?
радуга Dash: Yeah, we're all ready.
Sean: Good. *Opens door*
Twilight: *Waiting outside* Man, we're glad Ты could return from Germaneigh.
Sean: Yeah, it is a real pleasure to bring these griffons back to their homeland.
радуга Dash: Hello.
Twilight: Man, how Ты doin'?
радуга Dash: Fine.
Twilight: Now Ты know your duties.
Applejack: *Snickering* She сказал(-а) doodies.
Twilight: Man, grow up fool!
Applejack: Sorry.
Twilight: Now get to work, and don't forget to come by here tonight for a special meeting.
Sean: What is it about?
Twilight: You'll see once Ты get here.

We all left the airport.

Sean: *Looking around* I remember seeing a shield generator on one of those maps Big Mac was Показ us.
радуга Dash: Yeah, we should only be about five miles from it.
Sean: Good. *sees bikers* Hold it. *gets down* Nazi bikers.
Applejack: Are they doing anything?
Sean: Not really. They're just standing Далее to their bikes, and looking away from us.
Applejack: Me, and карамель can take them down.
радуга Dash: Quietly! They could take off, and call for reinforcements.
Applejack: Hey, it's me. *Tip toes to bikers*
Caramel: *Quietly following*
Applejack: *Steps on branch*
Nazi Biker 4: *Hears branch break* Halt!
Applejack: *Wrestling biker*
Sean: Come on Dash, let's go!
Nazi Biker 3: *Gets on bike*
радуга Dash: I see him, wait Sean!
Nazi Biker 3: *Rides off*
Sean: *Gets on other bike*
радуга Dash: *Hops on*
Sean: *Rides*
Applejack: What about me?!
Nazi Biker 4: *Hits Applejack*
Nazi Biker 3: *Riding fast*
Sean: *Following Biker*
радуга Dash: *Grabs gun*
Nazi Biker 3: *Rams Sean*
Sean: *Rams biker*
Nazi Biker 5: *Riding on bike behind Sean*
радуга Dash: *Sees biker behind them* Get along side the one behind us!
Sean: *Slows up to biker 5*
Nazi Biker 5: *tries to ram them*
радуга Dash: *Knocks biker off motorcycle, and rides it*
Nazi Biker 3: *Grabs pistol*
радуга Dash: *Shooting at biker*
Nazi Biker 3: Whoa! *Falls off*

Soon, two еще bikers ended up chasing us.

Nazi Biker 6: *Following Sean*
Nazi Biker 7: *Following радуга Dash*
Sean: *grabs tree*
Nazi Biker 6: What?!
Sean: *Hits both bikers with tree, but accidentally hits радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *Lands in ditch*
Nazi Biker 8: *Riding towards радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *Shoots biker off bike*
Sean: *Stops bike Далее to радуга Dash* Get on.
радуга Dash: *Gets on*
Sean: *Rides back to Applejack*

Rarity's group, just arrived at Baltimare.

Rarity: *sees death egg* Well, there it is. The Death Egg.
Fluttershy: What kind of a name is that?
Rarity: I don't know, but it doesn't even look like an egg. It's in the shape of one alright, but it has the face of Doctor Robotnik.
Pinkie Pie: I'd like to have my face on a Космос station. I'd call it The Death Cake.
Rarity: Of course Ты would.
Shredder: When do we attack?
Rarity: We don't. We just wait here for Sean's group to arrive.
Pinkie Pie: How long will that take?
Rarity: I don't know.

Back in The Griffon Kingdom.

Applejack: How did it go?
Sean: We killed four enemies.
Applejack: Good for you.
радуга Dash: Now what?
Sean: Well, Twilight сказал(-а) she wanted us to meet her at a party tonight. We'll have to get in our disguises, and go back to that airport.
Caramel: Ты ain't serious, are you?
Sean: If I wasn't serious, I'd make a very bad leader.
Bonbon: So, we're going to that party?
Sean: Yes we are.

Later that night, Twilight Sparkle, and many other members of her army were at the airport. Some airplanes were flying away to deliver supplies to the shield generator.

Twilight: Attention, The Death Egg will be here tomorrow morning, bring as many supplies to the shield generator as possible.
Nazis: *Flying airplanes*

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Griffons: *Loading other airplanes*
Changelings: *Giving supplies to griffons to put in airplanes*
Other Nazis: *Marching around airport*
Changeling: *Starts bonfire* Throw in anything religious!
Nazis: Yay!! *Throwing in religious items*
Sean: *arrives* Well, this has been interesting so far.
радуга Dash: *Looks around*
Sean: *Sees airplanes*
Applejack: Where are they going?
Sean: I don't know. Let's go ask Twilight.
Nazis: *Throwing religious items into bonfire*
Griffons: *Brings books* Hey, here's some Популярное Книги that we don't like for no reason!
Changelings: Let's throw those in too!
Applejack: *Looks away, and cries*
Sean: Applejack? What's the matter?
Applejack: I just can't... I can't. I hate those fucking Nazis.
радуга Dash: We all do, but we gotta get this job done.
Sean: Come on. This will be over soon. I promise.
Applejack: *Stops crying* Okay. Let's finish this.
Twilight: Man, don't throw any Книги in there! What's the matter with you?
Griffons: These are Книги Ты don't like.
Twilight: I don't hate any kind of Книги Ты dumbass!
Sean: *arrives* Heil Robotnik.
Twilight: Man, what Ты want?!
Sean: Where are those airplanes going?
Twilight: They're bringing in supplies to the shield generator.
Sean: Where's the shield generator?
Twilight: Man, Ты should know.
Sean: *grabs Twilight* Ты tell me where it is now! I don't give a shit who Ты are, tell me now!
Twilight: Okay man, jeez! It's seven miles north from here.
Sean: Thank you. *Walks away*
Applejack: Did she tell Ты where that generator was?
Sean: Yeah, let's get the fuck out of here. *Leaving airport*
радуга Dash: *Following Sean*
Applejack: *Following радуга Dash*
Bonbon: *Following Applejack*
Caramel: *Following Bonbon*

After being at the airport, we found the shield generator, and went to sleep. Далее morning, we woke up, still in disguise, but only to find a big surprise.

Griffon 64: Good morning.
Sean: Hello.
Griffon 64: Ты excited for the arrival of The Death Egg?
Sean: I don't think excited would be the right word. When does it get here?
Griffon 64: It will leave Baltimare in half an hour, and be here in ninety minutes.
Sean: Thanks.
Griffon 64: *Walks away*
Sean: Applejack, get me the radio.
Applejack: *Gives Sean the radio*
Sean: *Turns on radio* Texas to Chainsaw, come in.
Rarity: What's the matter?
Sean: We just recieved word that The Death Egg maybe leaving your area. Sneak on board quickly, and wait for us on there.

In Baltimare.

Rarity: Quickly, get on. *Gets on Death Egg*
Fluttershy: *Follows Rarity*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows Fluttershy*
Shredder: *Follows Pinkie Pie* Ты know Rarity, we're going to stick out like a sore thumb.
Rarity: Relax, I learned a pretty useful spell. *Using magic to turn herself, and her Друзья into changelings*
Pinkie Pie: *Looking at herself* Wunderbar.
Shredder: Why changelings?
Rarity: Why not?
Shredder: Now, we're the lowest of the low on Nazi Forces. Couldn't we at least be griffons?
Rarity: Nope. This is the only spell I know.
Shredder: That's just great.
Rarity: Would Ты like to turn back into a pony?
Shredder: No!
Rarity: Alright then. Let's go find a place to stay for... However long we need to stay on here.
Fluttershy: How about the spa?
Rarity: *Sees spa room* What?! They have a spa here?! We have got to make sure that it doesn't get destroyed when we blow this place up.
Pinkie Pie: That would be cool!
Rarity: Yes it would be cool. Now come on, let's go.

So they all went into the spa room. Meanwhile, Gilda, and Queen Chrysalis arrived at the Griffon Kingdom.

Gilda: *admiring shield generator*
Queen Chrysalis: Oh my god. I just thought of a great idea.
Sean: What are those two doing here?
Caramel: Perhaps they're just here to be observers.
Sean: Chrysalis has a Список of everyone that works in Nazi Forces. She'll know if we're in Robotnik's Army или not.
радуга Dash: Relax. The odds of her coming towards us is 1 in 1,000.
Queen Chrysalis: *arrives* Hello.
Applejack: How about, 1 in 10,000?
Queen Chrysalis: *Looking at Sean, and others* Ты are not in our army. You're in disguise.
Sean: Smart, for a changeling. *Kicks Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: *Charging up power attack from her horn*
Sean: *Punches Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: *Pushes Sean onto floor*
радуга Dash: Don't Ты dare hurt him.
Queen Chrysalis: Ты seem to have powerful friends. But I am еще powerful. *Teleports herself, and Sean onto train track*
Sean: What was the point in that?
Queen Chrysalis: You'll see.
Engineer: *Driving train*
Sean: *Running 80 miles an час to train, and jumps on вверх of it*
Queen Chrysalis: Well, that was interesting, but I can still kill you. *Running towards train, and shouts* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: *Nervous* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! *Blows horn on train*
Queen Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: *Blowing horn on train*
Queen Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Queen Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: *Blowing horn on train*
Queen Chrysalis: *Jumps to вверх of train*
Sean: *Grabs Queen Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: ....
Sean: *Holding Queen Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: Okay. This was unexpected. I am now being carried by a hedgehog that can lift up to ten million pounds on вверх of a train. This was the opposite of what I was expecting.
Sean: *Throws Chrysalis off train, and jumps Далее to her* What are you, and Gilda doing here?
Queen Chrysalis: We were going to get on the Death Egg with Twilight Sparkle.
Sean: And where is Twilight?
Queen Chrysalis: She's with Gilda inside the Shield Generator, making sure it works. She's the bad guy, not me. Just let me live please. I had nothing but abuse at a young age, and everyone I met kept bullying me for what I was. Just, a changeling, but I wasn't doing any harm to anyone. *Farts*
Sean: Did Ты just soil yourself?!
Queen Chrysalis: Maybe. *Smiles* It did sound a bit wet there. Let's smell it. *Smelling her own fart*
Sean: *Looks away*
Queen Chrysalis: Aahhh. That smells good. Like a bunch of carrots are being used to make soup, with onions, and other stinky veggies. Even a maggot would say that stinks. If Ты were cooking this in your apartment, and somepony happened to walk by, they would say, "Hey. I know what you're cooking by the smell of it, and it's shit."
Sean: *Grabs gun, and kills Queen Chrysalis*

After killing Queen Chrysalis, I went back to радуга Dash, and the others.

Sean: Did the Death Egg arrive yet?
радуга Dash: Yeah, it's coming behind us.
Sean: *Looks behind him* Oh, I see it. Did Rarity tell Ты she was on there with her group?
Applejack: Yeah, she's on. And apparently, there's a spa in that machine.
Sean: Those guys are lucky. While they're having a blast in the spa, we're down here, with nothing.
Bonbon: Then let's get up there.
Sean: We have to wait for the Death Egg to land.
Robotnik: *driving death egg*
Nazi 7: Sir, Ты may land the death egg.
Robotnik: With pleasure. *Landing Death Egg*
Twilight, and Gilda: *waiting to get on Death Egg*
Robotnik: *Lands Death Egg*
Twilight & Gilda: *Gets on Death Egg*
Sean: Okay, let's go.

We sneak onto the Death Egg. Meanwhile, with Rarity's group.

Fluttershy: How long have we been changelings?
Rarity: For about, twenty minutes.
Shredder: Wow.
Twilight: *Goes to Robotnik*
Robotnik: Where is Queen Chrysalis?
Twilight: Unfortunately, I don't know.
Robotnik: Right. Listen, there are several griffons that we're supposed to get on here. They are waiting at a facility north of here, but be careful. There is a lot of lava.
Twilight: Man lava ain't gonna hurt me. I'll be careful.
Robotnik: Then good luck.
Twilight: *Flies out of Death Egg*
радуга Dash: *Sees Twilight* I have to go.
Sean: Go? Where?
радуга Dash: After Twilight. Princess Celestia told me to kill her, so that I could be the new princess.
Applejack: Do Ты want us to go with you?
радуга Dash: No thank you. Ты guys have to stay here. I have to defeat Twilight.
Applejack: At least let one of us go with you.
радуга Dash: Very well. Ты go with me.
Applejack: Okay.
радуга Dash: But you're gonna need an airplane.
Applejack: Fine with me.
радуга Dash: *Flies out of Death Egg*
Applejack: *Going to hangar*
Changelings: *Sees Applejack* Intruder!
Applejack: *Shoots changeling*
Nazis: *Running towards hangar*
Sean: *Shoots Nazis*
Applejack: *starts up plane*
Nazi: *Speaking on loudspeaker* Attention, we have an intruder stealing one of our airplanes. Stop her at all costs.
Rarity: Well, Sean's group is here.
Shredder: Let's go meet up with him.
Applejack: *Flies plane out of hangar*
Nazis: *Trying to shoot plane* To hell with her. She's too far away to shoot down.
Nazi on Loudspeaker* All units, the intruder has escaped. Get еще guards in the hangar.
Sean: Good luck Dashie, and good luck Applejack.

Twilight arrived at the facility.

Griffons: *Standing by front door outside of facility*
Twilight: *Lands* Are Ты da griffons that have to be on the death egg?
Griffon 5: Yes. Where is it?
Twilight: We fly south for a few miles, and we'll get there.
Griffon 6: How long do we have to fly for?
Twilight: No еще than five miles.
Griffon 2: Then let's get going.
Applejack: *Flying airplane*
Griffon 7: *Sees airplane* That plane has Nazi markings.
Twilight: *Looking in cockpit* яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса is flying that plane!
Griffon 4: Who?
Twilight: Somepony that betrayed me. *grabs rocket launcher*
Applejack: *Lands plane*
Twilight: *Shoots rocket*
Applejack: *Jumps out of plane*

Luckily, the explosion did not hurt Applejack.

Applejack: Twilight, put that thing down now.
Twilight: *Puts down rocket launcher* Dafuq do Ты want?
Applejack: To help you.
Twilight: How?
Applejack: I know you're a good пони somewhere inside of you. Think of all the good times.
Twilight: That was then, this is now. You're a fucking asshole, and so are all your friends.
Applejack: Twilight, why are Ты Актёрское искусство like this?
Twilight: Because you've been getting еще attention then me.
радуга Dash: *Arrives*
Applejack: That's not true. We've gone through a lot together, and we can still be friends.
Twilight: LIAR!! You've been neglecting me for too long. *Choking яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса with magic*
радуга Dash: Let her go.
Applejack: twilight..
радуга Dash: Let her go!
Twilight: *Kills Applejack* Ты GOT HER TO BETRAY ME!!!!
радуга Dash: Ты have done that yourself. You've been thinking that being a princess was very important, and then Ты have been wanting nothing but attention.
Twilight: I don't need to put up with your bullshit. I see things еще clearly now that I'm working with Robotnik.
радуга Dash: He's using you.
Twilight: No. I'm using him! Soon, I'll be in control of Nazi Forces, and take control of everything!
радуга Dash: Nazi Forces?
Twilight: Don't make me kill you. *Grabs sword*
радуга Dash: *Grabs another sword out of nowhere* I'll be еще prepared this time. I'll do what it takes to defeat you.
Twilight: Ты will try. *Swings sword*
радуга Dash: *Blocking attack*

While Twilight, and радуга Dash were fighting each other with swords, the rest of us were making our plan to destroy the Death Egg.

Sean: There's a weapon room with a lot of explosives. That shield generator however, is giving a lot of protection for this Death Egg. We need to go down there, and deactivate the shield. Then, we should be able to blow this place up.
Rarity: *Holding onto Sean's legs* Spare the spa! Destroy everything else except the spa!
Sean: What about the spa in Ponyville?
Rarity: Oh, right. I forgot about that.
Robontik: *Walking down hall*
Sean: Get back. *Hiding behind wall*
Others: *Hiding behind Sean*
Robotnik: *Hears phone ringing, and Ответы phone* Hallo?
Griffon 3: Dr? We have serious trouble down here at the facility. Send back up!
Robotnik: What is the matter?
Griffon 3: радуга Dash is attacking Twilight. Ты need to get over here now!
Robotnik: Very well. I will come over with some extra soldiers. *Runs to his office*
Sean: Well, that oughta make things easier for us.
Pinkie Pie: We can't let them go to that facility.
Shredder: They could kill Dash, and Applejack.
Sean: You're right. Plant those bombs in here now. Even with the shield, it should still explode as long as the attack is within inside here. The shield only protects any attack from outside.

So we were planting bombs in the Death Egg. We also had to make sure no one got outside.

We planted the bombs, but Robotnik, and several of his soldiers were about to leave.

Sean: *Grabs chaos emerald* Let's get out of here.
Others: *Gather around*
Sean: Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and his Друзья out of the Death Egg*
Shredder: Let's blow that place up now.
Sean: *Pushes button on remote*

The Death Egg exploded before Robotnik, или anyone else could get out.

Caramel: Oh yeah!
Shredder: That was an awesome explosion.
Rarity: Too bad the spa was destroyed.
Sean: Again, there's another one in Ponyville. Let it go already.

Meanwhile, near the facility.

радуга Dash: *Blocking Twilight's attack*
Twilight: *Continues to свинг, качели sword*
радуга Dash: *Ducks, and hits Twilight's wing*
Twilight: *Steps back*
радуга Dash: *standing her ground*
Twilight: Man, Ты don't give up, do you?
радуга Dash: Nope.
Twilight: *Runs out of building*
радуга Dash: *Follows Twilight*

The two mares were running towards a river of lava.

Twilight: *Heals wing with magic*
радуга Dash: *Swings sword towards Twilight*
Twilight: *Blocks attack*
радуга Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Flies above lava river*
радуга Dash: *Flying above lava*
Twilight: *Sees lava boat*
радуга Dash: *Swings sword at Twilight*
Twilight: *Gets hit by sword, and lands on boat*
радуга Dash: *Lands in front of Twilight*
Twilight: Just stop before I cut your hoof off again.
радуга Dash: Never. I'm gonna win!

Fight song: link

Twilight: *Swings sword*
радуга Dash: *Blocking attack*
Twilight: *Continues trying to attack радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *Blocking attacks*
Twilight: Man, let me kill you!
радуга Dash: *Starts to attack*
Twilight: *Blocking attacks*
радуга Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Swings sword*
радуга Dash: *Jumps, and lands on other lava boat*
Twilight: Ты pussy.
радуга Dash: I'm not a pussy.
Twilight: *Gets to edge of boat*
радуга Dash: *Gets to edge of her boat*
Twilight: *Swinging sword*
радуга Dash: *Blocking attacks*

Soon, they both swung their swords at each other, but dropped them. They fell on the ground of their boats.

радуга Dash: *Punches Twilight*
Twilight: *Punches радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *grabs sword*
Twilight: *Punches sword, and cuts herself* AAH!!!
радуга Dash: *Swings sword*
Twilight: *Avoids sword, and grabs her own sword*
радуга Dash: *Cutting hole in Twilight's boat*
Twilight: *Feels лодка sinking, and jumps onto радуга Dash's boat*
радуга Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Nearly falls off*
радуга Dash: *Steps on Twilight, and lands flies across lava onto solid ground*
Twilight: *Climbs back up boat, and sees радуга Dash* Ты can't win this радуга Dash!
радуга Dash: I think I can.
Twilight: Watch me use my impressive powers to defeat you.
радуга Dash: Don't do it.
Twilight: Watch me! *Flies towards радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *Cuts off Twilight's front legs*

Stop the current song, and play this one: link

Twilight: *Lands on ground near lava*
радуга Dash: *Panting*
Twilight: *Looks up at радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: It didn't have to go this way. Ты could have surrendered!
Twilight: Grr, I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!
радуга Dash: *Upset* WE WERE SISTERS TWILIGHT! I LOVED YOU!
Twilight: *Going towards lava* Ugh!!
радуга Dash: *Staring at Twilight*

Soon, Twilight's back legs caught on огонь from the lava.

Twilight: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
радуга Dash: It serves Ты right. *Walks away*
Twilight: *Burning to death*
радуга Dash: *Turns into alicorn* Now, I have to go back to my friends. But first, I need to help somepony. *Flies to Applejack*
Twilight: *Continues burning* AAAAARGH!!

It was the end of Twilight Sparkle's terror to everypony in Equestria. After being defeated, her horn went to радуга Dash, turning the pegasus into an alicorn.

All of the Nazis, and Dr. Robotnik have been defeated. The war was over, and we could finally relax.

радуга Dash went to where яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса was killed.

радуга Dash: AJ?
Applejack: *Dead*
радуга Dash: *Using magic to bring яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса back to life* Come on. Wake up!
Applejack: *Wakes up* What happened?
радуга Dash: Twilight's dead. We have to go now. *Teleports herself, and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса towards Sean*
Shredder: Dash! You're alright.
радуга Dash: Of course I'm alright.
Sean: How did Ты do?
радуга Dash: It wasn't easy, but I defeated Twilight.
Sean: *Sees радуга Dash's horn* So you're an alicorn now, huh?
радуга Dash: Yeah. I won't make the same mistake Twilight did. I Любовь all of Ты guys, Ты mean so much to me. I don't want anything bad happening to you.
Sean: We'll help Ты with whatever Ты want us to help Ты with.
радуга Dash: Thank you. We need to get back to Ponyville, now.
Sean: Leave it to me. *Using chaos emerald* Chaos.. Control! *Teleports everyone to Ponyville*
Ponies: *Cheering* We won!!
Sean: We did win. So now what Princess радуга Dash?
радуга Dash: Now, I think after our victory, we deserve-
Pinkie Pie: A PARTY!!
радуга Dash: Ты read my mind.

Meanwhile in the Griffon Kingdom.

Discord: *Sees destroyed Death Egg* Oh no. Why has this happened? Am I the only one in Robotnik's Army that's alive? Well, actually, I'm not really in his army, but still!
Griffons: *arrive* We've been defeated. Twilight Sparkle will not be pleased.
Changeling 46: Twilight is dead. I saw her getting burned by lava.
Discord: Where?
Changeling 46: I can take her to you. Come on, follow me.
пони Alliance Soldiers: *Arrive* Stop right there! Put your hooves in the air, или we will kill you!

Song: link

While the party in Ponyville was being set up, пони Alliance Soldiers in The Griffon Kingdom were arresting the remaining soldiers in Nazi Forces.

Twilight Sparkle was buried six feet under ground near the lava river where she burned to death.

Discord, and other soldiers in Nazi Forces were arrested, and would remain there for the rest of their life.

The пони Alliance became a global army to protect any part of Equestria, and are trusted very much by радуга Dash.

Now, I have my own house, near Fluttershy's cottage. I built it myself, and I have a PlayStation 4, and a really huge model trainset.

Anyway, let's stop playing some sad music, and see what the party is like in Ponyville

Music: link

Shredder, Colin, and Ian: *Singing song*
Colin: *Playing piano*
Ian: *Playing drums with Nazi helmets*
Pinkie Pie: *Putting cake on table*
радуга Dash: *Dancing with Sean*
Ponies: *Drag racing*
Rarity: *Drinking punch*
Colts: *Drawing chalk on sidewalk*
Fillies: *Jumping rope*
Stallions: *Playing baseball*
Other Ponies: *Relaxing in pool*

We were having a good time. No еще war, еще relaxing, and that was the way we like it.

The End

Starring

the good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Colin
Ian
радуга Dash
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Applejack
Fluttershy
Bonbon
Caramel
Princess Celestia
Big Macintosh
The пони Alliance

The Bad Guys/Nazis

Twilight Sparkle
Dr. Robotnik
Griffons
Changelings
Discord

Музыка used in order of apperance

звезда Wars Theme Song - John Williams
Bomben Auf Engeland - Nazis
Darth Vader theme - звезда Wars Battlefront 2
The Immolation Scene - Revenge Of The Sith
Padme's Funeral - Revenge Of The Sith
I Wonder Why - Dion & The Belmonts

This is the last of Hedgehog In Ponyville

I have made eleven H.I.P fanfictions, starting from Хэллоуин of 2012.

The End
Song: link