Spongebob meme

User/Me: Hello.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Not bad, you?


Cleverbot: Pretty good.


User: ... Not sure how to start the conversation


Cleverbot: What would Ты like to eat most of all?


User: Burgers, probably.


Cleverbot: Eat - What?


User: ... Burgers


Cleverbot: What do Ты think about the world?


User: I think Ты ditched my earlier answer.


Cleverbot: Well, you're wrong.


User: No, Ты avoided it.


Cleverbot: I did no such thing. How did I avoid your question?


User: ... Never mind.. Maybe I misheard


Cleverbot: Ты can tell me anyway.


User: Not important... I like the world.. It's dark and bright at the same time....

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, Ты already сказал(-а) that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three минуты later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...

Song: link


Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby Present

In association with Windwakerguy430

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii

Starring Larry Wilcox from SeanTheHedgehog
Adrenaline Rush from Izfankirby & Windwakerguy430
Don Castalini from SeanTheHedgehog

On August 21st, 1959 Hawaii became the 50th state in Equestria. Just like some of the other states in Equestria, it had...

STORY ONE:

A car is violently flipped over.

"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.

"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.

However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting police chief Rick Grimes, nearly killing him.

"Oh nooo... He's been shot because by the criminals" Shane called out nervously.

Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.

"By the way. If Ты die или fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice сказал(-а) as it was fading away.

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Two weeks after we last left off.

Today was the day, Ditto was suppose to come.

"I still can't believe we have to do this" Dash groaned, her nose still bandaged and she hovered over them.

"Hey, it's not our call, it's Celestia's" Twilight told the young Pegasus.

"Fine" Dash groaned.

"Lets just hope he dosen't try anything" She added.

Everyone agreed.

Eventually Celestia flew down in her carriage, carrying Ditto in it as well.

"Ahh, there Ты are" Twilight said.

Celestia nodded and got out of the carriage, and took Ditto out of it also, who looked not at all pleased about being here.

Twilight and the...

BITTEN BY A WEREWOLF:
Sure, it SOUNDS fun.. Half man, half wolf.
But Ты have no control of your actions.. Each full moon, Ты can not escape your fate, unless your in the Harry Potter world, where Ты can take your medicine.. But that isn't a cure, it just stops the transformations.. And from what we know from AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON, the сказал(-а) transformation is slow, and EXTREMELY painful.. Imagine your Кости extending, your face stretching longer, your teeth growing sharp, and your body feeling like's on fire, throughout it all.. Each full moon, Ты are no longer you, your a MONSTER.. You...