Canada24's club.. Jake Harper Цитаты

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I tell Ты who see is.. The future mother of my...
I tell Ты who see is.. The future mother of my children!
Hold on! He&# 39; ll be passed out in ten minutes, I...
Hold on! He'll be passed out in ten minutes, I promise!
He never treated me like a stupid kid, but like a...
He never treated me like a stupid kid, but like a stupid person
He gets paranoid when he&# 39; s high.. Ding, in his...
He gets paranoid when he's high.. Ding, in his room
He&# 39; s a crazy basterd. But he&# 39; s got manners!
He's a crazy basterd. But he's got manners!
Ты should rate it G.. A, Y
Ты should rate it G.. A, Y
Alright, but I get stupid when I drink., (he is...
Alright, but I get stupid when I drink., (he is ALREADY stupid)
At least I don&# 39; t watch gay porn!!
At least I don't watch gay porn!!
I&# 39; m not blackmailing, I&# 39; m just forcing Ты into...
I'm not blackmailing, I'm just forcing Ты into doing whatever I want!
Ты should of seen your face when Ты thought I...
Ты should of seen your face when Ты thought I was SMART
Ты can&# 39; t replace bad feelings with cupcakes,...
Ты can't replace bad feelings with cupcakes, believe me, I tried
Эй, uncle Charlie, I&# 39; m drunk, how are you?
Эй, uncle Charlie, I'm drunk, how are you?
So, where&# 39; s the dead guy?
So, where's the dead guy?
For a cheap guy, he can be surprising generous
For a cheap guy, he can be surprising generous
(Was seen flying off the roof in a shopping cart)...
(Was seen flying off the roof in a shopping cart) I was aiming for the ocean
Yo dad! This PP and J is off the hook!!
Yo dad! This PP and J is off the hook!!
Yo. Hate the game, don&# 39; t hate the playa!
Yo. Hate the game, don't hate the playa!
Sorry for calling Ты an assface
Sorry for calling Ты an assface
(Heard swearing) I AM watching my mouth. It wants...
(Heard swearing) I AM watching my mouth. It wants food!
If your too cheap for a hotel, I call the backseat
If your too cheap for a hotel, I call the backseat
I can&# 39; t talk now, I&# 39; m about to get lucky with an...
I can't talk now, I'm about to get lucky with an older woman
Ты drink, Ты gamble, Ты sleep with strange...
Ты drink, Ты gamble, Ты sleep with strange woman, your the best role model!
Your a perv, is what Ты are!!
Your a perv, is what Ты are!!
I brought condoms. Not for sex. But for blowing...
I brought condoms. Not for sex. But for blowing balloons
It&# 39; s like I&# 39; m living in a looney bin!
It's like I'm living in a looney bin!
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