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STOP!.. STOP IT!.. STOP TAUNTING ME!
STOP!.. STOP IT!.. STOP TAUNTING ME!
BAD!! BAD SNAKE!! BAD!!
BAD!! BAD SNAKE!! BAD!!
Yeah all that&# 39; s missing is a sign saying...
Yeah all that's missing is a sign saying "Defiently not haunted"
She&# 39; s sinking! The plot is sinking! Quick, hire...
She's sinking! The plot is sinking! Quick, hire the emergency writers!
I&# 39; ll tell Ты where they are now, AT THE BOTTOM OF...
I'll tell Ты where they are now, AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING OCEAN!!
Oh Larry, your jus- Ты are a fucking asshole
Oh Larry, your jus- Ты are a fucking asshole
Let&# 39; s celebrate. Yeah! Ugly people never win!!
Let's celebrate. Yeah! Ugly people never win!!
What are Ты saying, why are words allowed to...
What are Ты saying, why are words allowed to escape your face?
When they told me about your secret stash of...
When they told me about your secret stash of tentacle hentai, I was confused.
Yeah what&# 39; s your problem!? Ты Актёрское искусство like I just...
Yeah what's your problem!? Ты Актёрское искусство like I just jumped a fence on a motorcycle!
Ты heard of Jesus!? Well even he can&# 39; t do as much...
Ты heard of Jesus!? Well even he can't do as much as Flex Tape!!
That&# 39; s a LOTTA DAA MIDGE
That's a LOTTA DAA MIDGE
But anyways, this водка is very special. Mainly...
But anyways, this водка is very special. Mainly because Dan Aykroyd is insane
What the actual fuck did Ты just say to me right...
What the actual fuck did Ты just say to me right now? G Get outta my face.
What the fucking fuuuuuuuck!?
What the fucking fuuuuuuuck!?
What do I look like to you, some sorta big baby?!...
What do I look like to you, some sorta big baby?! (Puts a pacifier in his mouth)
STOP!!!!!
STOP!!!!!
I&# 39; m out. No pizza? Can&# 39; t watch TV, can&# 39; t eat...
I'm out. No pizza? Can't watch TV, can't eat pizza? Go to jail? Can't eat pizza?
He&# 39; s so horny at the idea of fucking off that he...
He's so horny at the idea of fucking off that he tells her to fuck off!
Oh, now that&# 39; s cool! I&# 39; m jumpin&# 39;, I&# 39; m jivin- Annd,...
Oh, now that's cool! I'm jumpin', I'm jivin- Annd, it's gone!
Endorse? Endorse what? I thought sports were...
Endorse? Endorse what? I thought sports were played outdorse.
&# 34; IN TROUBLE&# 34; IS NOT A LOCATION!!!
"IN TROUBLE" IS NOT A LOCATION!!!
TWO KIDS GON&# 39; DIE TONIGHT!!
TWO KIDS GON' DIE TONIGHT!!
Yeah don&# 39; t worry about it, here&# 39; s a loonie for...
Yeah don't worry about it, here's a loonie for your time, a toonie for your wife,
I shoulda let you- what the fuck?
I shoulda let you- what the fuck?
What is it with these doors in these shows about...
What is it with these doors in these shows about the spooky shit?!
MOTHERFUCKER, Ты ARE NUMBER ONE!
MOTHERFUCKER, Ты ARE NUMBER ONE!
SRSLY!?
SRSLY!?
The moral of this story is &# 34; Never think, или else.&# 34;...
The moral of this story is "Never think, или else."
The moral of the story is, don&# 39; t be unlucky and be...
The moral of the story is, don't be unlucky and be a dog.
Hey, could Ты Переместить the cam- THE CAMARA&# 39; S A BIT...
Hey, could Ты Переместить the cam- THE CAMARA'S A BIT HIGH UP!!
Lady, Ты just got turned into a horse! I&# 39; m &# 39; onna...
Lady, Ты just got turned into a horse! I'm 'onna say sky's the limit!
But that&# 39; s OK, &# 39; cause WHY NOT? I did a bunch of...
But that's OK, 'cause WHY NOT? I did a bunch of Кока-кола before I made this game!
ACTUAL, FUCKING, SCENE
ACTUAL, FUCKING, SCENE
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