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posted by Dreamtime

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How could she look so fine

How could it be she might be mine

How could she be so cool

I've been taken for a fool

So many times

It's a story of a man

Who works as hard as he can
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Just to be a man
who stands on his own

But the book always burns

As the story takes it turn

An leaves a broken man
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How could she be so cool

How could she be so fine

I owe a favor to a friend
My Друзья they always come through for me- Yeah

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It's a story of a man

Who works as hard as he can

Just to be a man

who stands on his own

But the book always burns

As the story takes...

вверх ten Canadian serial killers

posted by Canada24

Not "everything" down here is молоко and honey..

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#10: (I forget his name):
He killed a bunch of Mounties because he got WAY to into Call of Duty, and took it too far..

#9: WAYNE BODEN:
Wayne killed at least three women in Montreal and one in Calgary, between 1969 and 1971. He had a habit of viciously biting the breasts of his victims.

Different than many serial killers, Boden knew most of the women he killed. Друзья and co-workers of the victims identified him, but sadly police circulated the wrong suspect photo. Wayne fled to Calgary....

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Death Note Part 1

posted by Canada24

Yes.. That's right people.. I'm finally watching it!

Wow.. 37 episodes... That's a lot of friggin reviews. But we're get though it together :)

Anyway.. Here's the review of the pilot episode..

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Well, what can I say..

A lot sure happens in the first episode. Certainly better than I was expecting. Light is an interesting character.
He's not over the top.
Nobody was really very over the top.

I think I'm gonna like this show.
It's certainly up to a unique start..

A vey "different" Показать then one I'd normally watch.
But hey.. So is MLP.

I want a death note.

There's one main name I would put down.
It rhymes with "Arnold Umpt"

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Ten things I learned from JIMMY TATRO:

posted by Canada24

#1: NEVER READ COMMENTS:
Unless Ты want to feel horrible about yourself..

#2: STARTING FIGHTS ARE EASY:
All Ты need to do is wait for someone to say hi to you. Become angry for no reason, and claim Ты belong to Болталка улица, уличный gangs that don't even exist in real life..

#3: NEVER TRUST пицца DILVERY BOYS WHEN YOUR SMOKING WEED:
They could be undercover cops..

#4: YOUR Друзья ARE DICKS:
They will always find reasons to avoid "squad brunch"..

#5: ROBBERS ARE IDIOTS:
They will return stolen items as long as Ты give valid reasons to do so..

#6: MOVIE STARS ARE DICKS:
Jimmy has only been in two movies, both...

Five Finger death перфоратор, удар, пунш - Jykll and Hyde lyrics... (this song is so awesome)

posted by Canada24

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There's just so much God damned weight on my shoulders
All I'm trying to do is live my motherfucking life
Supposed to be happy, but I'm only getting colder
Wear a smile on my face, but there's a demon inside
There's just so much God damned weight on my shoulders
All I'm trying to do is live my motherfucking life
Supposed to be happy, but I'm only getting colder
Wear a smile on my face, but there's a demon inside

Oh, yo, yo, there's a demon inside
Oh, yo, yo, just like Jekyll and Hyde
Oh, yo, yo, all this anger inside
Oh, yo, yo, I feel like Jekyll and Hyde

Is there so much God damned weight on your...

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вверх ten most EVIL villains:

posted by Canada24

Some villains Ты either hate them или Любовь them.
But REAL villains, are beyond just hated.. But NEED to die, not just for what they did to the hero, but what they did in GENERAL:

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#1: LORD SAURON:
Sauron created the RING for one reason, and one reason only.
To enslave the free peoples of Middle-earth during the секунда and Third Age.

At the end of the секунда Age, a Last Alliance of Men and Elves marched upon Mordor to defeat Sauron and his armies. The Alliance was Виктория-победительница and Sauron was physically destroyed by Isildur, after killing his...

Эминем - Rap God

posted by Canada24

"Look, I was gonna go easy on Ты not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
(Six minutes, six minutes)
Something's wrong, I can feel it
(Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got
Like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble
Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as Ты say
I'm not taking any chances

YOUR JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDER!!

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God! (Rap God).
All my people from the front to the back nod! (Back nod).
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap...

3 movie characters who were actually ASSHOLES in real life..

posted by Canada24

#1: WILLIAM WALLACE:
He was a man of his times. However, Hollywood has made him something he never really was. Wallace was a terrorist and guerrilla fighter who was as much out for himself as he was for Scotland, and he caused as many problems for the Scots as for the English. After a Wallace raid, it would be the locals who suffered reprisals, not Wallace and his band of cutthroats..

#2: BENJAMIN MARTIN:
While still a war hero.
He apparently spend his free time SHOOTING his slaves for "sport"..

#3: GEORGE WASINGTON:
Apparently George Washington was pompous, and refused to even shake anyone's hand after he became president, deeming people "less than worthy"..

вверх 12. Most inspiring Эминем Цитаты

posted by Canada24

#1:
"The truth is Ты don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed".

#2:
"I say what I want to say and do what I want to do. There's no in between. People will either Любовь Ты for it или hate Ты for it".

#3:
"I Любовь the attention but I don't like too much of it".

#4:
"You're not going to say anything about me that I'm not going to say about myself. There's so many things that I think about myself; if someone really wanted to get at me, they could say this and this and this. So I'm going to say it before they can. It's the best policy for me".

#5:
"I...

Thomas: Epic WALKING DEAD character..

posted by Canada24

Dose anybody read the orginal Walking Dead comics.

I found them, and knowing my Любовь of the show, decided to buy the first.

And now I recently got the third "Safety behind Bars", and it's still yet to disappoint, I Любовь these books..

Anyway, this isn't really about that, it's about THOMAS a villain in both the comics and the series.

But I like him WAY еще in the comics, he's far less practicable.

In the tv series, Ты know from moment one, Thomas is a bad dude, he has that look about him.
And the cold murder of Big Tiny proved us correct, he was a murderer, nothing more.. And died in disgrace....

Iron Maiden - Fear Of The Dark ✮Lyrics✮

posted by Dreamtime

I am a man who walks alone

And when I'm walking a dark road

At night или strolling through the park
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When the light begins to change

I sometimes feel a little strange

A little anxious when it's dark.....
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Fear of the dark,fear of the dark
......

I have constant fear that something's always near..

Fear of the dark,fear of the dark

I have a phobia that someone's always there

✮✮✮

Have Ты run your fingers down the wall....!~

And have Ты felt your neck skin crawl....

When you're searching for the light ...

Sometimes when you're scared to take a look

At the corner of the room..

You've sensed that something's...

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SlipKnot Lyrics

posted by Canada24

(WHISPERING):
I push my fingers into my, eyyyes.
It's the only thing, that slowly stops the acche
But it's made of all, the things I have to~
(LOUDER):
Taaake!
Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way insiiide!
If the pain goes on!

AAAAAAHHHH!!

I have screamed until my veins collapsed, I've waited last, my time's elapsed.
Now, all I do is live with so much fate.
I've wished for this, I've bitched at that.
I've left behind this little fact, Ты cannot kill what Ты did not create.
I've gotta say what I've gotta say, and then I swear I'll go away, but I can't promise you'll enjoy the noise.
I guess I'll save...

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My REVIEW: розовый Floyd The Wall..

posted by Canada24

розовый Floyd – The Стена is a 1982 British live-action/animated psychological horror musical film directed by Alan Parker with animated scenes by political cartoonist Gerald Scarfe, and is based on the 1979 розовый Floyd album of the same name. The film centers around a confined rocker named Floyd "Pink" Pinkerton, who after being driven into insanity by the death of his father and many depressive moments, constructs a metaphorical (and sometimes physical) Стена to be protected from the world and emotional situations around him; when this coping mechanism backfires he demands himself free. The screenplay...

вверх ten Цитаты from the розовый FLOYD film

posted by Canada24

#1:
Pink: (envisioning himself as Nazi leader, and speaking though megaphone) We're {waiting to succeed} and going to convene outside Brixton
Town Hall where we're going to be...
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) to cut out the deadwood.
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) To clean up the city!
Nazi followers: Waiting!..
Pink and the followers: For. the worms!
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) to put on a black shirt.
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) to weed out the weaklings.
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) to smash in their...

Korn - Bottled up inside - lyrics

posted by Canada24

I Любовь this friggin song!

It ain't fading!
Maan I gotta let it out!
Am I crazy!?
Screaming, nothing ever comes out!
I keep feeling, lost!
I'll never find my way out!
I'm not thanking, them!
Unless the truth can pour out!

Give me some courage!
Beating me down now for some time!
Are Ты laughing, am I funny?
I hate inside.
I HATE INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!

I'll take this time!
To let out what's inside!
Cuz I will break!
Sometimes I wish you'd die!
Full of sorrow!
You raped and украл, палантин my pride!
And all this hate!
Is bottled up inside!

My heart's breaking!
Maan Ты really ripped it out!
You take pleasure!
Watching as I...

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вверх 8 most badass quote

posted by Canada24

#1:
Gareth: We used to help people. We saved people. Things changed. They came in and - After that... I know that you've been out there, I can see it. Ты don't know what it is to be hungry. Ты don't have to do this. We can walk away. And we will never пересекать, крест paths again. I promise you.
Rick Grimes: But you'll пересекать, крест someone's path. You'd do this to anyone, right? Besides, I already made Ты a promise.
[Rick pulls out the machete he promised to kill Gareth with and swings down repeatedly as Rick's group attacks Gareth's group].

#2:
Dirty Harry: I know what you’re thinking. ’Did he огонь six...

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вверх 7 most disturbing Lord of the Rings moments... (Hobbit Фильмы not included)

posted by Canada24

#1: FLYING HEADS:
You 'know' the enemies are ruthless when they fling decapitated heads at you, as a "welcoming gift"..

#2: BECOMING GOLLUM:
I still remember the amount of nightmares I had from the opening of Return of a King.
But as Ты get order, it truly shows the POWER of the ring. If it's enough to make Ты murder your own cousin, and be punished for it, by being transformed into an hideous creature for the rest of your life..

#3: DEAD MARSHES:
Frodo falls into the water.
And nightmarish faces slowly approach him, and would of taken him if he weren't saved by. Ironically Gollum..

#4: BILBO'S MENTAL...

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SlipKnot Vermillion lyrics

posted by Canada24

This song used directly for my first of the 2 Капкейки videos.. So here's the lyrics..

SlipKnot has very deep songs...

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She seems dressed, in all the rings.
Of past fatalities.
So fragile, yet so devious.
She continues to see it.
Climatic hands that press.
Her temples and my chest.
Enter the night that she came,home
(whispery) Foreverr!

Ohhhhhhh!!
SHE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT MAKES ME SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADD!!!!

She is everything, and more.
The solemn hypnotic.
My Dahlia bathed in possession.
She is Главная to me.
I get nervous, perverse, when I...

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(KORN LYRICS - Make Me Bad)

posted by Dreamtime

i Любовь this song i got addicted to it after watching Connor video Капкейки 2

so i decide to write the lyrics here.
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I am watching the rise and fall of my salvation.
There's so much shit around me.
Such a lack of compassion.
I thought it would be fun and games (would be fun and games).
Instead it's all the same (it's all the same).
I want something to do.
Need to feel the sickness in you.

I feel the reason as it's leaving me, no, not again.
It's quite decieving as I'm feeling the flesh make me bad.

All I'll do is look for you.
I know your fix, Ты need it to
Just to get some sort of attention,...

Master Sword and Satan Twist Adventures: kill counts

posted by Canada24

MASTER SWORD:

Moneybags: (breaks both of Derpy's arm's so Sword ripped off his arm, broke his nose, and "literary" ripped out his heart).

(I forget the guys name): (Gets violently killed after kidnapping Derpy, Sword even revives him a few times, simply to continue killing him).

Rover: (As punishment for kidnapping and nearly killing Scootaloo, Sword shoves a grenade down his throat and then pulls the pin).

(sword has the biggest kill count but those are the only ones I could think of so far).

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SATEN TWIST:

AlexMane: (shot dead with Uzi,...