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#1:
"I am honored to be the first CEO of a private corporation to become a member of the United Nations Security Council. Unfortunately, my appearance today has been clouded by a flurry of speculation that my company is developing a weapon of mass destruction which would be capable of targeting specific ethnic groups. I want to address these allegations head on. Are we developing such a weapon? No we are not. Because we've already developed it. But with all due respect, the United Nations is a relic from a different time when nations were unique in their ability to solve the world's problems....
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#1:
Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.


#2:
Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you.
Niko Bellic: Understood.
Packie McReary: Good lad.


#3:
Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko.
Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate.
Packie McReary: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy.
Kate McReary: We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice...
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#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even Лондон bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. Лондон Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.

#9:
Alucard: Walter, do Ты know what my вверх three Избранное things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. секунда is Nazis. Can Ты guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!

#8:
Anderson: Ты will witness what happens what here today, and Ты will will speak of it later.. Except Ты won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).

#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!?...
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#1: FRIDAY THE 13th":
Crystal Lake is assumed closed.
But teens sneak into it, to fuck in a horror movie.
Cause Ты know. That ALWAYS ends well.

And the only one stopping them, is a crazy man, ranting about stuff. And saying "YOUR DOOMED!"
When it'll be far еще affective to say

"Don't go into crystal lake, anyone who goes into crystal lake, dies"


#2: FRIDAY THE 13th:
One of them mistakes Jason for one of her friends.
Yeah, because a 7 foot tall blood covered man with a hockey mask, can apparently look like "anyone".


#3: JAWS 4:
Early on we get Seans death акула attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING...
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Featuring another Fanfiction.net friend.. Hardrocker21.. AKA, Jason..


#10: #10: BAMBI "BUCK" HUGHES:

Plain and simply, he is a psychopathic pervert who enjoys torture, rape and murder. He is not out of his mind like Vaas is however. As the first major villain Jason has to overcome, Buck challenges him with tricky mind games and is very manipulative. At first sight Ты are not quite sure what he is about или how dangerous he is although Ты have been warned that he is a hitman. Charming and masculine with his Australian accent, Buck plays a еще mysterious role than the other villains. Although...
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I know I сказал(-а) I wasn't gonna review shows anymore.. But I changed my mind for Rick and Morty.

This was one of my most requested reviews I've got.. And from the many clips I seen on youtube, including the screaming sun. I knew I had to watch this. It's all people ever talk about..

I watch the episodes same place I watch all my reviewed shows "watchcartoonsonline".

link


Anyway.. So far.. I can't believe I never watched this show. Cause the first two episodes were awesome.. Though also weird.. Which I know is gonna be a common theme.

Like most of us, I like Rick the most. Though the burp running...
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#1:

Trevor: Yo what the fuck cowboy!?

Audience: (laughs)

Johnny: (reveals himself)

Audience: (cheers)

Trevor: (annoyedly) Oh great. еще bikers.

Johnny: I hope Ты don't mind us setting up Главная here?

Trevor: No, no. I am okay with that.

(at the trailer)

Trevor: (pacing angrily) I AM SO NOT OKAY WITH THIS!

Audience: (laughs)

Ron: Chill out boss. We can sell to them. They look rich.

Trevor: Ohh. And this is the part where I say "I am okay with that".. (laughs) WELL I AM!

Audience: (laughs)

Trevor: Come on boys! The Остаться в живых is are new members.. What's the worst that can come from this.

Wade: Just try not to screw...
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#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:



Of coarse he had to be number 1.

We all Любовь Trevor, but we Любовь him BECAUSE he is a cold, untamed, unhinged, dark, sociopathic, unpredictable, ruthless and psychopathic crime lord.

He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much different from Michael). Although Trevor is this kind of person, he is also honest about it and will never Показать hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's).

Trevor is considered to be the most violent and the most chaotic character ever created in the...
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~Personal Information~
-Canada’s birthday is February 11th, 1994, a few days before Valentines.. Not that Valentines день actually MATTERS.
-His’s real name is Connor, but is sometimes called Cons by his friends.. His name Canada24, was originally a inside joke amongst himself, as CANADA24 is his Пароль for anything that EVER needed a password..
-Connor was born a christian. But he doesn't believe very much in Jesus.. Well, at least not the part about him being the son of God.. But he believes the painful death on the cross.. Humans are animals.
-Connor has both Irish blood, french blood.....
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I still think the movie, The Gallows, is kinda underrated.. But I found out now, what it all true means.. And Pfeifer is a total сука when Ты think about it.

In the beginning of the movie Pfeifer asked Reese to do the play, Reese agrees to this because he has a huge жопа, попка crush on her. And unfortunately, Reese can't act.

After Reese's annoying friend, Ryan realizes that Reese is only doing the play to impress Pfeifer, not because he likes drama, Ryan (after finding a broken door) suggests that they sneak into the school tonight tand ruin the settings so that Reese escapes the play without annoying...
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#1: MUNTZ: (Up)
Muntz is best described as determined, paranoid, insane, selfish, greedy, violent, bitter, hateful, loathsome, charismatic, manipulative, traitorous, deceiving, angry, sly, men, cunning, ruthless, intelligent.

But really think about it.. He was an explorer who was accused faking the bird's discovery, and if didn't prove it too be real, there goes his career.. However.. He has 50 years in the jungle trying to catch the damn thing and now that he has, some kid and an old guy are trying to steal it back from him.. Ты can argue the bird had babies, but I don't think Muntz even knew...
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With help from THATCREEPYREADING


#10: CHILLER:
Your inside a torture room, and the only goal of the game, is torturing the victim in every way possible.
The worst part of both Chiller and RapePlay, is that it's simply for the players "pleasure".
Oh, and no music, so it's extra creepy..


#9: LUNA GAME:
It's MLP, so the game itself may not be too scary.
But it's scary what it does too your computer.
Seriously.. It's literary a virus..


#8: 8:46:
While the intentions seemed good.
Being trapped on the вверх floor during 9/11 to make players understand the horrors of the event instead just pissed off the...
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GOOD:

#1: LEGGO MY MEG-O:
A parody of Taken.
It's really funny..

#2: LOTTERY:
Oddly, the scene of Peter shooting out Joe's eye is the highlight of this episode..

#3: KILLER QUEEN:
Highlight of the episode is the OCP bank robbers that I used in my GTA spoof TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES, when Michael and Packie rob the jewelry store..

#4: FIGHTING IRISH:
Think of every time Ты wanted to перфоратор, удар, пунш Peter wait in the face.
Well in this one Peter thinks he can beat up Liam Neilson. But of coarse, Liam beats the living shit out of him..

#4: ROAD TO GERMANY:
I Любовь that scene when the Nazi's discover Mort is Jew and...
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#1:
Link: Hey.. Wanna get high Majora? *shows joint*
Majora: I.. I can't
Link: Why?.. Are Ты a wussy?
Majora: *getting annoyed* No, I mean I LITERARY can't!
Link: Wussy!
Majora: *angrily* No, I mean I don't have a fucking blood stream!
Link: I know.
Majora: Than why were Ты calling me a wussy!?
Link: Cause.. Your just so easy to anger, it's hilarious.
Majora: *angrily* I am NOT easy to anger! How dare yo-... *calms down* I mean..
Link: *sarcastically* No, no, keep going.. Ты were doing a GREAT job of proving me wrong.


#2:
Link: What's your story?
Majora:Well, there's much to say.. I'm a god of evil...
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#1: HOYT VOLKER:
Why do I Любовь this guy so much!?
He is a evil dictator, who murders and tortures innocent tourists. And cares only about two things.
* Himself
* Money
Even Vaas is afraid of him. A man who makes Trevor look "sane"..


#2: VLADIMIR MAKAROV:
Makarov started WW3, simply because he COULD..


#3: EDDIE LOW:
ddie Low is a Болталка character who appears in Grand Theft Auto IV. He is a pedophilic, necrophiliac serial killer operating in Liberty City. The player encounters him on two occasions as Niko Bellic, who assists him (unaware of what type of person Eddie is).
But Eddie later makers the mistake...
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MONSTER PART 5:

So, watched episodes 11 and 12..
Least something interesting happened again.

I kinda "called it" when the guy was abusing the kid the moment the kid entered the room. Obviously something was wrong.

But these two certainly were intense.. All without anyone actually dying.
It's like that Liam Neeison movie, NON-STOP. It's so intense and action packed. But yet there's little to no actual action sequences.
That movie Prisoners is the same.

Anyway. Lohan certainly is a "interesting" character.
No idea what to make of him.

Though the man crying was kind of brought me mentally down.
But...
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#1: GUYS THAT SUCK:

Partically..

* Loud car guy

* Joke stealing guy

* Glutten free guy

* Negative guy (tells about his щенок being dead).

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#2: TYPES OF DRUNKS:

Most drunk people I know are either "The Orator" или "The Drifter"..

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#3: THAT DRUNK GUY:

My friend Bradley Odam in a nutshell, xD..

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#4: DON'T BE THAT GUY:

We ALL know that "loud phone guy", and we ALL wanna kick his ass, xD..

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I still watch this show.
Cause I actually still had HOPE that my childhood Иконка would return to the good old days (like BAND GEEKS and the famish ending).

This Показать was the MLP (or whatever else people REALLY talk about these days) of my childhood.
And one of the most QUOTABLE Мультики ever. It's hard NOT to find references of it, on the internet.

But.. After season 4, the characters all changed for the worst..

Patrick звезда was originally a GOOD friend. Not a sociopathic, lunatic. Who constantly gets Spongebob in trouble, and worsens Spongebob's pain for his own delight..

Spongebob was likable, mature,...
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☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

How could she look so fine

How could it be she might be mine

How could she be so cool

I've been taken for a fool

So many times

It's a story of a man

Who works as hard as he can
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Just to be a man
who stands on his own

But the book always burns

As the story takes it turn

An leaves a broken man
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How could she be so cool

How could she be so fine

I owe a favor to a friend
My Друзья they always come through for me- Yeah

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It's a story of a man

Who works as hard as he can

Just to be a man

who stands on his own

But the book always burns

As the story takes...
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Not "everything" down here is молоко and honey..

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#10: (I forget his name):
He killed a bunch of Mounties because he got WAY to into Call of Duty, and took it too far..


#9: WAYNE BODEN:
Wayne killed at least three women in Montreal and one in Calgary, between 1969 and 1971. He had a habit of viciously biting the breasts of his victims.

Different than many serial killers, Boden knew most of the women he killed. Друзья and co-workers of the victims identified him, but sadly police circulated the wrong suspect photo. Wayne fled to Calgary....
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