Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog is, the leader in Фан fictions. Henry: *Stares at the fire, and does nothing* Colonel Allandra: *Staring at the DH17. She nervously drinks the cognac* Harry: Being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and will blow your head clean off. Ты gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Scorpio: *Fires two bullets, but misses* Harry: Well do Ты punk? Cody: Get, offa da beach!! Stormtrooper 59: *Shooting dozens of Rebels with a DLT-19* Cody: Let's, go! Bill: *Drives out of the parking lot* SHP Officers: *Shooting bullets, but...
#1: THE RING ITSELF: He/She seems to have a personality of it's own. It corrupts you. Ты want it even if Ты don't know why. This is best shown in the beginning of Return of the King, when Smeagul and his cousin became immediately hostile towards each other..
#2: MURDOR: The way Boromir describes it to the Council of Elrond. Despite inspiring one of the most classic memes..
#3: The shot from the prologue of the men who will become the Nazgul, each holding a ring and standing in almost robotic uniformity, in contrast to the natural movements of the elves and the dwarves in the Назад shots. And...
#1: JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!
Me: This is why hookers don't get paid much.
#2: My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all Ты want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Шрек change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
ME: Try watching Шрек 2 dumbass..
#3: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight,...
#1: LEROY SNAPS: Lorna's lack of grief, her relationship with Leroy, as well as Lester's life insurance raised Phelps' suspicions. Phelps and Bekowsky eventually discover that Lester was murdered by a стейк knife, and was dead before the car hit him. If the player had already found the knife, when first investigating the crime scene. Cole will conclude this is the same one (witch is proven correct). Phelps and Bekowsky will confront Lorna at her home. Revealing how cowardly she actually is, Lorna attempted to pin all the blame onto Leroy. Unfortunately Leroy overheard and, armed with a handgun,...
Dash: I'll explain... A thousand years ago, when Celestia banished Luna from Equestria and sent her to the moon, she was charged with three tasks. She originally was in charge of raising the sun, and showering the land with rainbows. But, with the moon being an additional task, she had to hand down the responsibility of rainbows. Celestia entrusted the Pegasi of Cloudsdale to make the rainbows for her from them on. For the first dozen years, we were дана powerful Единороги to help create Spectra. Spectra is pure pigment, pure color. Everything is full of Spectra, but Ты can't just harvest...
You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.
Percy: *walks along station* Pete: Percy, I have some bad news. Percy: What is it? Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the день off. So we got Ты another пони to work with. Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he? Pete: He's right here.
The new пони was a black stallion, and walked rather quickly to the two ponies. His voice made him sound like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.
"Let it be known. My original reason posting a spoof of Cupcakes. Is to tell people to STOP taking it so damn seriously. To STOP hating on Pinkie. And STOP claiming it's so scaring. It's not even scary. And in my story, I Показать how things COULD of gone.."
Our story begins when the young mare радуга Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie (who is actually now turned into the far less innocent, but somewhat adorable, Pinkamena)..
Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream. Scootaloo: (sighs) What did Ты do? Ditto: Nothing! Scootaloo: (unconvinced stare) Ditto: (groans) ONE little fat joke.
Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach). Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the Далее time your gonna spin around so much Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.
Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out? Luna: ... I guess I could do this sort of thing. I have never tried it, though I am curious to see how it is. Ditto: Great... I.. Really.. Uhh.....