Santa Claus would need a hell of a lot more reindeers than this to tow that massive amount of loot for all the world's Christian children...
This is a reprint of a classic Статья that ran in the now defunct Spy Magazine about 15 years назад или so. This Статья is all over the internets now, though few sites properly attribute the original source. In any event, here's the reprinted text to this holiday classic.
Consider the following:
1) No known species of reindeer can fly. But there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world....
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