Are there any contortionists Фаны here?!?!?!?! If so...

I made a new Фан club for contortion. I'm the ONLY Фан in that club. Come and Присоединиться my new contortion club and share whatever Ты want that has to do with it. I can't possibly be the only one who loves (and kinda sorta does) contortion. Please! I'm like all alone in that club!