Clark went to the barn.
Clark:i am so sorry about Lois.
Lana:it's ok,just weird.
Clark:i think i know.
Lana:so what are we doing here?
Clark:it's my house hello?
Lana:dont say that to me weirdo!
Clark:Like i am?
Lana:YEAH Ты ARE *fake slap*
Clark:oww *sarcastic*
Lana:lol Ты are so dumb.
Clark:yeah i am but arent i a good kisser?
Lana:i dont know why don't Ты ask my lips.
Clark kisses Lana on the Lips.
Lana:i don't know yet still need some Lips.
Clark kisses her even more.
Lana:Nope one еще time.
Clark Kisses her еще and еще and More.
Lana:No sorry.
Clark:COME ON!
Lana:im kiddin.
Clark:you should be.

Lois was with Oliver.
Lois:i don't know why he dosnet Любовь me.
Oliver:me neither.
Lois:maybe i should Переместить on.
Oliver:Maybe Ты should to me.
Lois:i dont know.
Oliver:ok fine just keep on lookin at clark and get angry when he kisses LANA.
Lois:Find *kisses Ollie* like that.
Oliver:oh yeah!

Chloe was with Clark.
Chloe:so how are Ты Mr.Lang?
Clark:Cute Mrs.Olsen.
CHloe:Nice!
Clark:learned from the best.
Chloe:your Such A Brat!
Clark: and i used to be with you?
Chloe:yeah i thought i was co-co.
Clark:How i am so handsome!
Chloe:and i was so Pretty but Ты have no taste!
Clark:lol Ты have no tatse!
Lana:hey guys.
Clark:hey *kisses*
Lana:so what u talkin bout
Clark:well Chloe is sayin i am not handsome :(
Lana:what! he is so Gorgeous!
Clark:Mhmm!
Chloe:lol!
Lana:you have no taste!
Clark: I just сказал(-а) that b4!
Lana:WOW we have something in common!
Chloe:OH really.
All laughs.