1. Ты have a Bowie song set as your iphone ringtone.
2. Ты have him as your lock screen and Главная screen.
3. Ты go to Google, click Обои and type "Bowieporn" in the Поиск box.
4. Ты imagine "the one" in your head constantly and he looks like an exact replica of David Bowie.
5. Ты really hate Morrissey and/or Elton John.
6. Ты can smell a poser a mile away...
7. Almost all the songs Ты know how to play on the гитара are Bowie songs.
8. Ты dub January 8 as Bowie Appreciation Day.
9. Ты ship Dick Bagger.
10. watching the steamy Любовь scene in The Fault in Our Stars with your friend Ты make a Комментарий on how the Любовь scene in The Man Who Fell To Earth is еще steamier....
11. Your thoughts are Jareth and Sarah.....still a better Любовь story than twilight....
12. Ты think The Hunger is a real vampire movie not that unacceptable Stephanie Meyers бык shit.
13. Everyone looks at a picture of Lady Gaga (the one with the lightning bolt drawn over her eye) and claims how "original" and "creative" she is. Ты laugh to yourself because Ты know David Bowie did it first.
14. Ты wasted a whole час watching the SpongeBob special Atlantis SquarePantis just because David Bowie voiced the Lord royal Highness.
15. when your friend is talking shit about a girl in your class and Ты say to them "If Ты don't have anything nice to say, Come sit Далее to me,"
16. Ты hated bandslam but loved the David Bowie cameo at the end.
17. Ты get painfully turned on looking at "certain" pics of Bowie to the point where it's impossible to get turned off.
18. as soon as the announcement came out that David Bowie was going to release The Далее Day, Ты pre ordered it on iTunes.
19. Not only did Ты preorder the album on iTunes Ты also got a CD of the album.
20. You're not sick of me making еще Ты know you're a David Bowie Фан when...lists. ;)
2. Ты have him as your lock screen and Главная screen.
3. Ты go to Google, click Обои and type "Bowieporn" in the Поиск box.
4. Ты imagine "the one" in your head constantly and he looks like an exact replica of David Bowie.
5. Ты really hate Morrissey and/or Elton John.
6. Ты can smell a poser a mile away...
7. Almost all the songs Ты know how to play on the гитара are Bowie songs.
8. Ты dub January 8 as Bowie Appreciation Day.
9. Ты ship Dick Bagger.
10. watching the steamy Любовь scene in The Fault in Our Stars with your friend Ты make a Комментарий on how the Любовь scene in The Man Who Fell To Earth is еще steamier....
11. Your thoughts are Jareth and Sarah.....still a better Любовь story than twilight....
12. Ты think The Hunger is a real vampire movie not that unacceptable Stephanie Meyers бык shit.
13. Everyone looks at a picture of Lady Gaga (the one with the lightning bolt drawn over her eye) and claims how "original" and "creative" she is. Ты laugh to yourself because Ты know David Bowie did it first.
14. Ты wasted a whole час watching the SpongeBob special Atlantis SquarePantis just because David Bowie voiced the Lord royal Highness.
15. when your friend is talking shit about a girl in your class and Ты say to them "If Ты don't have anything nice to say, Come sit Далее to me,"
16. Ты hated bandslam but loved the David Bowie cameo at the end.
17. Ты get painfully turned on looking at "certain" pics of Bowie to the point where it's impossible to get turned off.
18. as soon as the announcement came out that David Bowie was going to release The Далее Day, Ты pre ordered it on iTunes.
19. Not only did Ты preorder the album on iTunes Ты also got a CD of the album.
20. You're not sick of me making еще Ты know you're a David Bowie Фан when...lists. ;)
