Credit: link. I didn't write it myself."I like taking pointless Facebook surveys as much as the Далее person. But, since they’re mostly about kissing, I started to wonder how someone completely incapable of feeling Любовь might handle such things. So I just had to tag my good pal Lord Voldemort in my most Последнее survey. Here's what he had to say:
Was your last Kiss standing up, sitting down, или lying down? The only Kiss I believe in is the Dementor's kiss, and as I have very little soul remaining in my withered husk of a body, one would have little effect on me.
Whose постель, кровати were Ты on last? Nagini's,...
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