I figured it was time someone wrote an Статья on this. We all Любовь the Дисней Princesses, или else we wouldn't be here. Do Ты ever find yourself wanting to break into song, but realizing if Ты did, you'd probably be thrown into a mental institution? We can't get away with that. We can't go into a strangers house uninvited; that's called breaking and entering people. These are things we can only dream of, but things that our beloved Princesses get away with. I've compiled a Список of moments such as these. They aren't in any particular order, and I'm sure I probbaly left some things out, but oh well. Here we go.

Breaking & Entering

Yes, Snow White is guilty of it. She knocks on the door, what...like two times, and then just lets herself in? If Ты did that in my neighborhood you'd get shot. Of course she goes on to clean up the cottage and make dinner, so she gets a "get out of jail free" card.

Living in Sin

Snow White again...yep. Any girl nowadays would be called a whore if she lived with seven men. But, sweet innocent Snow White gets away with it. I guess it's ok since they're all two feet shorter than her and old.

Against Code

If Ты lived with rodents running around your house, Ты would get a HUGE fine, and probably lose your home. But on the other hand, if the mice are wearing clothes and can talk like Cinderella's mice, Ты might just get away with it.

Don't Talk to Strangers

Aurora specifically disobeyed her "Aunts" and not only talked to a stranger, but danced with him as well. But come on...can Ты really blame the girl? I always thought it was terribly romantic, but then I thought if some Болталка guy came up behind me and wouldn't let me go until I danced with him, I'd tase his butt, and run like hell in the opposite direction.

Falling in Любовь With a Different Species

Ariel falls in Любовь with a human, but Daddy forbids her to see him. So she pretty much stamps her feet...umm, I mean swishes her fin...whatever...she goes behind his back and visits a witch and makes a deal with her just so she can be human for three days and make this guy (who doesn't even KNOW her) fall in Любовь with her. Wow...no explanation needed for this one. Moving on...

Playing With Your Food

I think just about every child has been told this rule at some point...or heard about it anyways. I never understood why. Why can't Ты play with your food? It's not like your hurting anybody. I guess it would be pretty messy though. But that doesn't stop Belle.

Thats all I have time to write for now, but look out for part 2 coming soon :)