I was out hiking in the woods with a few Друзья of mine, when we all got Остаться в живых and accidentally трещина, сплит up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an час или so, I sat on a stump, praying that my Друзья would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some Друзья I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a юбка that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are Ты lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do Ты mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure Ты can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that Ты like jumping off cliffs. Are Ты suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I Любовь the wind in my hair!
Me: If Ты hadn't gotten married, would Ты consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I Любовь my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did Ты marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom Ты fell in Любовь with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would Ты leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes Ты Любовь someone, but then Ты meet someone else and Любовь them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: Ты don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me by the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are Ты MAD? There's nothing еще powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE Ты SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit Ты here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are Ты ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and Ты don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could Ты stand the медведь droppings all around? And how Ты don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch Ты when Ты sleep?
Pocahontas: Ты watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would Ты ever agree if someone called Ты a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: By far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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For about an час или so, I sat on a stump, praying that my Друзья would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some Друзья I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a юбка that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are Ты lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do Ты mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure Ты can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that Ты like jumping off cliffs. Are Ты suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I Любовь the wind in my hair!
Me: If Ты hadn't gotten married, would Ты consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I Любовь my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did Ты marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom Ты fell in Любовь with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would Ты leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes Ты Любовь someone, but then Ты meet someone else and Любовь them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: Ты don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me by the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are Ты MAD? There's nothing еще powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE Ты SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit Ты here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are Ты ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and Ты don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could Ты stand the медведь droppings all around? And how Ты don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch Ты when Ты sleep?
Pocahontas: Ты watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would Ты ever agree if someone called Ты a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: By far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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Call me Anne. I wouldn't say my age because Ты would be embarrassed but think older then Elsa. I loved the 90s princess (Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, and Mulan) since I identify with them a lot. When I was in elementary&High school I did get bullied but that's a long time назад now. I Любовь some of the Статьи I have read here on this site specifically the ones arguing about Золушка not waiting around for a Prince to save her. Did Ты know that it took from the 1800s to the 1912 before Snow White's and Cinderella's respective stories overlapped? And in the 1913 some guy who had the last name Powers who would later help Дисней with Steamboat Willie made his own film version of Snow White and borrowed the True Любовь Kiss from either Grimms' Briar Rose или Perrault's Beauty in the Woods.