Unfortunately my Далее interview is very short and rushed, but I was lucky to get a секунда with the characters from Disney’s Mulan. Мулан and Shang had agreed to talk to me, but then the Emperor called them in for something, so this has to be super quick while they prepare to leave.

(I am trying to be heard and seen as they gather supplies and prepare their horses)

Me : Mulan, who is that girl Ты see staring straight back at thee if not yourself?

Мулан : The girl's name is "My Reflection" who uses thick powder and red, hot lipstick.

(She laughs as she adjusts a strap and gathers a bag up)

Me : Shang is your mom still alive and if so what does she think of Mulan?

Shang : No, my mom has already dead. If she's still alive, I think she will like Mulan.

(She smiles and Мулан squeezes his hand as walks around him)

Me : Shang, did Ты think Ты were gay when Ты fell in Любовь with the boy Mulan

Shang : (they both stop what they are doing and Shang is blushing) "Well I didn't realize I was gay for him?her? Until I discovered he/she was a girl....I-I'm... I'm so confused."

( They are both staring at me, Shang confused and Мулан looks like she is holding in giggles. So I just go for it and ask the Далее shocker.)

Me : Shang, are Ты gay?

Shang : "Gay?!? Umm, errr... Ты mean happy right? Of course I'm happy! Happy as a manly soon-to-be general who's totally in Любовь with his wife, yes, a wife - a woman! Now let's train for the battle and work out more... Of course we need to be shirtless to get our head in the game.. No homo!"

(Mulan is doubled over in laughter and Shang is muttering and not looking at me now)

Me : Mulan, Would Ты like to become a kung fu teacher?

Мулан : Leave it to Shang, he knows better how to train the soldiers. But I would Любовь to teach children.

Me : Mulan, what would Ты do if Ты saw another naked man?

Мулан : I see a naked man every night since I married Shang and I do whatever I want ALL NIGHT (laughs) wink wink nudge nudge!

(This gets еще blushes from Shang, but he does smile again)

Me : Shang, what is your tip to looking SO DAMN FINE all the the time?

Shang : Well, I stay healthy and fit. Plus I look up to Captain Von Trapp as my role model.

(They nod politely at me and get on their Лошади preparing to leave. I wave to them till I can only see spots in the distance and then turn to leave)

I know this was very, very short, but I hoped everybody enjoyed this interview. Thank Ты to everyone who provided the Вопросы and Ответы from the Форум : Ask a Character Why.

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