Диснеевские принцессы Article: Why I dislike The 3 Good Феи

4

posted by TheFabulousFAN

Ok, starting off I don't think Maleficent is in the wrong here I mean if Ты know anything about her back story Ты would know that King Stephen and the Queen have been terrible to her. Then they don't even invite her to the baby's party. Heck! I would have cursed the child too. Now keeping subject on the Феи when I was little I didn't really like the Феи they just seemed dumb, and as a 7 год old child I could think of better ways to help out Aurora. MaryWeather the blue fairy says only a true Любовь can break the spell. But if Ты fast вперед a bit she keeps Aurora AWAY from people. They don't even let Phillip make visits to her so 'just in case' she will have a true love. Another thing is don't Ты think it would be better if they told her who she was. If she new she was the princess 1 that would save her from shock, 2 she would be aware spinning wheels could KILL her 3. She would try to be finding a true Любовь 4. She wouldn't be in the forest Пение "I wonder." Because she would KNOW why. Basically she is allergic to spinning wheels but her Aunts never tell her 'Hey, if Ты touch a spinning wheel Ты might fall a sleep and NEVER wake up.'Not to mention Aurora should have been heavily guarded at all times that way there is no way she can prick her finger. Their thinking is just the worst, that explains why they can't even do simple house work with out magic. So all in all if I were the three Феи I would.

1.Hide Aurora
2.Tell her who she was
3.Bring Gaurds
4.Bring Phillip, just in case

Because the 3 fuddy-duddys can't even work out logic. They even get Aurora found out. If they hadn't been playing with their god damn magic like children they would have realized 'hey we are making colorful, NOTICEABLE sparks fly up the chimney maybe we should be adults and compromise Цвета so we don't GIVE AWAY OUR POSITION!!! Like they are lucky Maleficent's henchmen were Idiots because if they were intelligent like Maleficent's ворона the Феи and Aurora would be in big trouble. I just could never get past the fact MaryWeather сказал(-а) "only a true loves Kiss can break the spell." Yet 'Nope let's Keep her AWAY from people.' I told Ты guys I could write an Статья on why these 3 Феи are Idiots, so I did. In the end it turns out all right but they just make it harder for them selves. Which I guess means Дисней wasn't using logic when he made Sleeping beauty. Not to mention, if her parents Любовь Aurora they could Kiss her on the cheek and break the spell but I guess that's еще of a modern thing. Last thing The Феи put everyone to sleep ...Why? I mean i get it they don't want to tell anyone but, don't Ты think they could have helped. Now I didn't want to use to much realism because it is a Дисней film. Yes! I know I make no sense ....anyway thanks for Чтение my rant/ Статья Бабочки hope Ты didn't totally hate it. I tried to make as much sense as I could.

dimitri_, RoseOfRapunzel and 2 others like this

truth76 The reasons were perfect! Don't worry.

TheFabulousFAN ^Glad they made sense! also don't forget to go in the Team Merida forum. :D

coolsinger198 omg i knew you wrote this without even looking again!! i was like, oh olivia wrote this. then i scrolled down and i was right! the good fairies are cute in my opinion but i dont think they are stupid, until they left Aurora alone. ur articles are always entertaining!!

324anna Great article! I agree with you, but I find the faires very amusing, even if they're stupid.

BraBrief I've also always thought that their magic was stupid... they hid for 16 years and messed up everything because of a dress -.-

zikkiforever The fairies are my least fave sidekicks! Like hello your fairies, you fight over a dress colour and use your magic to change that? When you could do so much more? I am like are they a bunch of idiots. That petty dress argument and them for that matter was just a time filler to me. They are bland and boring. I totally agree.

MadameLee I have to comment. I disagree with your comment about 'not being able to make a dress'. It's impled that Merryweather is the one who did most of the cooking and clothes making in the last 15 years or so for everyone in the 'cottage'. Well the two the one who didn't know anything about baking and the other who didn't know about clothes making were probably the ones who took care of Aurora mostly. script: Merryweather" But you can't sew, and she's never cooked! There is a very big reason in my opinion about why the fairies kept Aurora away from people. We, the audience, don't know if Maleficent could disguise herself as an 'old woman' or something. Even if she can't disguse herself they wouldn't know if anyone would be on Maleficent's side and hence give away where they were. There are two reasons why the faeries didn't take Prince Phillip. 1)Malficent might/could turn herself into Prince Phillip. 2)the other reason is that if the fairies had done so, the only feeling that would develop would be a brother-sister feeling. I mean can you imagine Aurora waking up one day and discovering her 'brother' is actually not her brother and she's engaged to him? It's even SQUICKER then Jasmine kissing Jafar. Even if the two knew the truth the entire time.

cruella What I never understood is why they brought her back home BEFORE the sun set on her birthday, then left her alone!

TheFabulousFAN ^exactly

cruella @MadameLee I understand what your saying. But they should have at least told her that she's a princess who's been cursed, that way she would have understood why they were keeping isolated. And if she understood she wouldn't be so tempted to talk to strange men that she met in the forest.