Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves,
Scheherazade had a thousand tales.
But master you're in luck, 'cause up your sleeves
You've got a brand of magic never fails

You've got some power in your corner now!
Some heavy ammunition in your camp!
Ты got some punch, pizzaz, yahoo and how.
See, all Ты gotta do is rub that lamp, and I'll say:

Chorus:
"Mr. Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, jot it down?"
Ты ain't never had friend like me

Life is your restaurant and I'm your maitre'd
Come on whisper what it is Ты want;
Ты ain't never had friend like me!

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service.
You're the boss, the king, the shah.
Say what Ты wish; it's yours, true dish.
How 'bout a little еще baklava?

Have some of column A try All of column B,
I'm in the mood to help you, dude.
Ты ain't never had friend like me

Oh my. No no. My my my.
Can your Друзья do this?
Can your Друзья do that?
Can your Друзья pull this
Out their little hat?
Can your Друзья go poof?
Well looky here.
Can your Друзья go abracadabra, let her rip,
And then make the sucker disappear?

So don't just sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed,
I'm here to answer all your mid-day prayers,
You've got me bona fide certified;
You've got a genie for charge d'affaires.

I've got a powerful urge to help Ты out,
So what Ты wish, I really wanna know?
You've got a Список that's three miles long, no doubt,
Well all you've gotta do is rub like so, and oh ­-

Mr. Aladdin, sir, have a wish или two или three.
I'm on the job Ты big nabob!
Ты ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,
Ты ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,
Ты ain't never had a friend like me.
Ты ain't never had a friend like me